#FABIEN IHAS CANONICALLY LIKE TACKLED AND CHOKED TWO PEOPLE

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dgs2 case 4 spoilers

why is there not more discussion about one(1) Mister Fabien de Rousseau?

very specifically about how once realizing their captive, one mister daley vigil, had started to run away, immediately took action in the form of grabbing him, quite possibly tackling him, locking a dog collar around his neck and dragging him back to the hideout by the chain of said dog collar. So hard in fact, it left a large bruise around Mr Vigil’s neck.

a trick he already knew how to do because only 1-2 days prior, he did the same to one(1) Peppino de Rossi, his partner in crime and best friend/brother figure, because Peppion got scared and tried to run away before they put their plan into action. Fabien did this bc he was, qoute “so angry that he was leaving him alone.”

This is a 26 yr old french noble man who cries when Peppino cries. He acts all sauve and charismatic and coolheaded but immediately folds when any pressure is put onto him, lets everything spill out and cries.

He immediately and dramatically faints when yelled at or shocked. Fabien has cried behind the school he and Peppino attended and into his pillow every night cause he was bullied for his hair color. His eyes are literally gorgeous, Fabien is so insanely pretty but he is so very dumb. he’s also gay. i have no evidence of this but i know it in my heart that he is. 

Fabien’s “beret” is just the same cap as Peppino’s, only backwards, he carries around a dog collar from his St Bernard back home for reasons, he and Peppino were asked to restrain a witness which they did without question, and quite literally only left the schoolhouse with Peppino because he was bored.

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, i demand we start talking about this absolute loser of a french man, and his loser italian partner/little brother figure, Peppino, bc i refuse to be alone in my love and appreciation of them.