#Eyo if you want me to rant for like 20 minutes about one of these my asks are open

[dinklebat]

just some fun creepypasta aus i’ve thought of and want to rant about maybe someday:

1) Alright stick with me for a moment: magical girl au.

WAIT PLEASE DONT LEAVE I SWEAR IT MAKWS SENSE!! So you know how magical girls have like those little animal/magic sidekicks that let them transform. It’s slenderman. Slenderman is the magical sidekick. The creeps magically transform and fight supernatural creatures. Honestly kind of thinking of a Madoka Magica style setting where it’s very pastel cutesy but then WHAM DARK ANGST DEATH!!

2) Realism/Mafia AU

Everything is exactly the same but magic isn’t real so they’re all just normal serial killers in an underground mafia gang trying to take over a city. Slenderman is the mafia boss and he’s a normal dude but with like really wack scars that make his face look like it’s not even there at first. Ben is just a computer hacker kid. Sally is uh idk Slender’s adopted daughter who all the goons have to treat like a princess or he’ll snap their necks idk. Jeff and Toby are still Jeff and Toby.

3) High School AU

This one’s actually probably the weirdest but I think about it a lot. Slenderman is a detective, who decides to investigate the death of his brother, Splendor, a local high school principal. He suspects someone at the school did it so he goes undercover as a teacher and chaos ensues.

Basically, all the creeps are either students or staff at this really weird school. Ben is a computer genius gamer nerd, Jeff is that one super extra goth, Toby is a band geek, etc.

4) High Fantasy/DnD AU

Not gonna specify further but most of them are warlocks and Slendy is their patron.

5) Ghost Town AU

You’re on a road trip with your family when suddenly your car breaks down. The next town is only a mile away, so you decide to take what you can carry and hike over there. The town is surprisingly friendly, with the mechanic more than willing to help you fix your car.

In the meantime you wait in a cafe with your family. You laugh and eat at first, but then you begin to look around. Other patrons are talking, but no one else is eating. You begin to panic, insisting quietly that your family leave.

Your family is confused. They smile blankly at you, something mysterious behind their eyes. A hand grabs you. The waitress. She asks you to calm down and drink your coffee. You insist that you’re not hungry and book it out of there.

You run through the streets. Your blind panic is gone and you realize almost everyone in town has the same empty glaze in their eyes. Your heart beats faster as a man grabs your wrist.

You prepare for the worst, but this man is different. His eyes are clear, calculating. He smiles at you widely. A bit too widely. No, way too widely. His mouth stretches and his face pales. Whatever he is, it isn’t human.

The colorful town shifts its hues. The townspeople begin to sag and rot. They’re not people at all, you realize. They’re animated corpses. You scream for deaf ears.

The citizens slowly gang up around you, their bony fingers grabbing and pulling at your flesh, ripping you to shreds as the smiling man laughs over and over.