#Except Castiel sometimes and only when his life is in mortal peril
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Last night, while @beeluffalo and I were hanging out in Discord working on our writing projects:
Candy: If I write Destiel in Captive Prince AU will you read Captive Prince??? Because I WILL
Bee: Candy: writes Destiel fic AT Bee
Candy: This actually works, Dean is an Akielon guard, Castiel is a Veretian noble, Castiel even sounds vaguely Veretian already Dean is short for...Deanianos
Bee: Bee: oh noes how i suffer lol
Candy: Deanianos is assigned as an honor guard for Castiel But hark, there are spy shenanigans involving Crowley, a Vaskian operative
Bee: !! :shakes fist: that dastardly Crowley
Candy: He's a wascal
Bee: are there horses? can Dean(ianos) have a black horse?
Candy: Oh fuck yeah Muscular as heck
Bee: and like rescue cas at some point and whisk him away on the horse
Candy: Pull him onto the horse
Bee: possibly minorly injured
Candy: Yes, whisking, definitely whisking away God this fic writes itself They're stuck in an inn during a winter storm Deanianos has to pretend to be Castiel's pet
Bee: AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED
Candy: There is only one room left
Bee: oh wait
Candy: and yes (a pet is a fancy courtesan)
Bee: pets don't get to sleep in beds im' guessing ah
Candy: Oh they VERY do
Bee: so no one would even worry about second beds noice
Candy: So Deanianos has to act all seductive but is SO BAD AT IT Wow this fic is really writing itself
Bee: (i maybe read too much a/b/o and bdsm spn stuff for "pet" to not mean "sleep on floor until someone catches feelings and lets you sleep in a bed")
Candy: Hahaha fair!
Bee: oooh yes dean could not act that to save his life but like is cas angry about how much he's fucking up, or amused?
Candy: ...both? Exasperated fondness??? He's normally so straitlaced and dutiful But something about this chaotic manchild with a face like an angel and the table manners of a goblin is unfurling a tender part of him long thought dead
Bee: TABLE MANNERSSS
Candy: Oh yeah. OH YEAH He's a common soldier You gotta eat fast
Bee: oh yes he would be the WORST fake courtesan
Candy: And you gotta eat a LOT Castiel offers him a sweetmeat between his fingertips And Dean like swallows practically his whole fist God why am I such a GENIUS Every TV show needs to hire me
Bee: deeeeeeean(ianos) does dean(ianos) have to wear something like silky and skimpy to be undercover? and he's pretending he's angry about it but secretly so into it
Candy: Oh hell yeah Pets are in fact scantily and scandalously clad Usually with lots of jewelry Akielons are already scantily clad by Veretian standards, just, y'know, not with the sexy silky stuff, so I can see them having to improvise hilariously
Bee: like hastily trading something to a townsperson in exchange for like their tablecloth and a wall-hanging
Candy: Yeah or even like grabbing Castiel's silk scarf and going "CAN WE MAKE THIS WORK"
Bee: oh yeah he'd have smoother underthings silk scarf and like a soft gossamer robe
Candy: Oh god repurposing a wall-hanging into a sexy loincloth Bee you are a comic GENIUS
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In conclusion, Bee and I are geniuses and totally normal people, somebody give us wheelbarrows of money for being geniuses
Also I guess I have another Captive Prince project rotting my brain now, This Is Fine
#captive prince#supernatural#spn#captive prince crack#spn crack#destiel#deancas#dean winchester#castiel#deanianos#sam would be...samianos#Castiel is assigned Deanianos as a punishment#Dean's horse is named Cheviolas Impala#Nobody gets to ride him except Deanianos#Nobody gets to TOUCH him except Deanianos#Except Castiel sometimes and only when his life is in mortal peril#Gonna make wall-hanging as sexy loincloth a tag in AO3 oh yeah baby
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