#Everytime he says a flirty line at me I give out a girlish little gasp and have to fan myself just to do something with my hands

[tyrantisterror]

I'm playing Baldur's Gate 3 trying to date the big cheerful tiefling lady, because obviously, but the vampire twink keeps flirting with me and everytime he does I end up so damn flustered I don't know what to do, and then I just finished up dealing with some evil goblin army and we had a big party at which both the vampire twink AND the goth girl cleric basically told me they wanted to jump my bones and holy shit never in all my experience of playing video games with dating elements has picking a love interest been this hard.

I mean I'm still going for Karlach, nothing's stopping me from climbing that mountain, I even got the vampire twink and the goth girl cleric to hook up so hopefully they'd turn their romantic intentions away from me, but shit dude, if the big tiefling woman wasn't here I don't know what would have happened.