#Everyone wants Bingliushen to get married at once
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How shameless!
It's not news to Liu Qingge that when he goes on missions, he ends up listening to the famous "Resentment of Chunshan".
But now, it's stranger than usual to hear this obscene song, as he is being courted (even if secretly from the public) by the couple.
Liu Qingge tried his best to ignore the music as he ordered tea at the store.
— Dear listeners, the beloved song has been updated, I hope you like it.
The song continues but halfway through, the singer says.
Liu Qingge was surprised.
— I hope they didn't make it any more obscene.
The singer returned to singing and...
A hot-blooded but loyal man.
A man known for his battles.
Once an enemy, now a friend.
The couple managed to win the heart of the handsome warrior.
Liu Qingge the warlord.
He is certainly the only one with enough resistance and strength.
To handle Xin Mo and Xiu Ya at the same time.
Liu Qingge spits out all the tea, ignoring the indignant scream of the person in front of him.
The music continued but Liu Qingge couldn't help but pay attention to it.
W-what did he just hear??
How did you find out they were courting you??
Why the hell in the song is he portrayed as a blushing virgin maiden?!
Yes he was a virgin before sleeping with them, but that doesn't matter now!
And what is this about holding both at the same time?!
He never...
Binghe is already too big...
B-both...at the same time...
Is this humanly possible?
He can already handle Luo Binghe...what would be more-
Embarrassed by his own thoughts, Liu Qingge pays for the tea and leaves the store.
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Liu Qingge was panting, with his legs spread as wide as possible so that Luo Binghe could go deeper inside him.
— Qingge is very needy today, you know that whatever you want, just ask.
Says Shen Qingqiu while stroking Liu Qingge's hair as he was lying on Shen Qingqiu's lap.
Liu Qingge blushes, it is very shameless what he wants.
— Shishu, we will not refuse.
Seeing both of them being so kind to him, Liu Qingge finally confesses.
— I-I want you both... at the same time
A silence passed through the room before the couple, with renewed desire, made Liu Qingge's wish.
Liu Qingge actually endured Xin Mo and Xiu Ya at the same time.
The entire night in the Palace was filled with the moans of the Demon Lord and Peak Lord Qing Jing future husband
The servants clapped for Liu Qingge's resistance.
As expected of Bai Zhan's God of War!
#Bingliushen#Liu Qingge truly believed that they were discreet#No one would notice Liu Qingge limping out of the couple's room#Lqg: we are discreet#Bingqiu: *posters everywhere saying “we love you Qingge”*#Is it possible for a human to have two pillars inside a human?#Not that biology matters in the world that airplane created#Everyone wants Bingliushen to get married at once#lqg#Sqq#lbh#liu qingge#Shen Qingqiu#luo binghe#svsss#scum villian self saving system#scumbag system#the music is horrible and doesn't rhyme#but I'm just an amateur writer and not a composer#so sorry for the bad music lol
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