#Every invention his uncle has made or shown him goes wrong somehow or has messed up in some way

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Maybe my first watch is tainted by awareness of the ✨Situationship✨but last mabelcorn is an incredibly funny episode

He has a nightmare about bill, gets so freaked he calls a family meeting and then refuses to elaborate.

Dipper: great uncle ford you know about bill?

Ford: wait why do you?

*vaguely has the sock thing explained*

Ford: i see

Dipper: how do you know him tho?

Ford: so the thing about unicorns is-

Later

Dipper: So how do you know bill?

Ford: hes a very dangerous individual no one knows where he came from. A mystery really-

Later later

Dipper:hey you keep dodging the question great uncle ford how do you-

Ford: anyways i have a metal plate in my head. Its child indangerment to do that to you so we'll put a password on your brain instead!

Dipper: this seems like a logical idea.

No wonder dipper crammed the scary brain scanner onto his grunkle. The man wont even explain that they're exes