#Even the Daily Mail is having a go at him

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Genuinely curious, what are the benefits for Louis’ careers besides him looking straight? Is she only there so he can stay in the closet and have the beard? What can she offer him but trashy tabloids which even don’t cover that he is in Costa Rica recording new music? She doesn’t have any fanbase, cool reputation nor powerful connection? Her insta page is full of bots, so that’s why she hopes Louies are gonna be her fans also. But will they be?

Reading the daily mail comments under their articles, gp is not getting more curious about Louis, they just laugh at him that he is that dumb to date a trashy love island girlie who they find very unpleasant, or some know that he is gay.

And I’m not even against her, I don’t care about her, like I don’t think Louis is a poor baby-boo-boo and she is the evil one, I just genuinely don’t understand Louis’ motivation in this stunt.

I think we’re still in the wait and see portion of the stunt to see what professional benefits Louis will get, but I can think of at least two off the bat.

1. She’s well known in the UK

2. She has a working relationship with some part BBC

Louis - as I think we all can agree - has a rough relationship with the general UK audience and an antagonistic going on nonexistent relationship with the BBC. And I think we can also all agree that Louis WANTS to be successful in the UK. He’s a fucking England boy through and through and I think he’s proud to be an English boy.

He got a lot of good press at Glastonbury last year because of how normal he is and the sports avenue I think opened A LOT of doors for him that he enjoys. Because another thing I think we can all agree about Louis (and that I personally love about him) is that he’s very set on doing things his way and things he wants, which is why the promo we saw in 2017 for his stuff, especially in the USA with the Disney channel and the teen choice awards, were just not something he wanted to continue to do.

So I think Zara gives him a footing with the UK population that he wants, and I would not be surprised if he’s hoping for LT3 to have a slightly better relationship with BBC. Now before people come jumping on me about how Zara isn’t that powerful/doesn’t work with BBC1 or BBC radio I already know. But with the way the business works, it’s very possible Zara could introduce him to someone who knows someone who knows someone and her word might be good enough to get someone to soften to him. We’ll have to wait to see if that’s true.

And there’s one more final thing Louis could get from her besides bearding… and that’s straight up cash. How much is a comment from Louis Tomlinson worth? How much are his fans worth? Zara could literally just be paying him cash to help her with promo. It would be in the marketing budget.

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UK Politics - 13/06/24

Rishi "Man of the People" Sunak

The private school, incidentally, was Winchester College.