#Even if opening cards satisfies that happy monkey instinct of prying stuff open for shinies!!! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

chabbit · 3 months ago

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I was about to make a post about how I just lost my "Never Been Addicted to a TCG" card because of the new Neopets TCG, but then I remembered that this isn't true. I was in fact addicted to several TCGs as a child, including the old Neopets one, but children do not have this thing called a "bank account" and must rely upon a parent's willingness to buy them silly things. I am not immune to gambling addiction, and in fact never have been!!

#I will NOT buy another booster I will NOT buy another booster #Even if opening cards satisfies that happy monkey instinct of prying stuff open for shinies!!!#I've actually already had insane luck and will not test that further #Further purchases of boosters will happen in $5 increments whenever I happen to be at Target as nature intended #Or wherever else they're marketing this children's cardgame #I will NOT be weird and sweaty about it. I don't even live in the same state as my friends who play!!!

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