AU where Goldenheart are two butch lesbians and everything else's the same
-Ballister is still called Ballister and the black lipstick is supposed to simulate the man's beard and mustache 😭 gave it my all.
-Ambrosius is called Ambrosia (just the feminine version of the name 😔) and she's literally just Ambrosius but with boobs and no lil' beard. And also very in love with her wifey Ballister 😭 gave it my all too.
-Nimona's still Nimona and she becomes Ballister's sidekick and they overthrow the government and stuff
-Balli using lipstick means she gets to leave kissy stains when she kisses, she sometimes ditches her 24 hours, waterproof lipstick just for this.
>She had to get one of those to begin with because once her and her girlfriend were making out and everyone noticed because Ambrosia's lower face was all stained.
>Same energy as a beard, she gets her lipstick off and Ambrosia's like omg who are you D:? because she always wears it.
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