#Escape The Ministry

[nihildenial]

now why the fuck are they all the way up there

[thebandghostofficial]

[MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

We wish to inform you renovations at the ministry are underway for the release of Phantomime. Escape The Ministry, coming this Friday...

[historian-crown]

Gonna record the full playthrue the moment it is playable for us. @in-cardi-c-we-thrust and me struggled very much with how much the game was lagging. Trying again in a few hours.

[enjoy-my-swearing]

ESCAPE THE MINISTRY SPOILER

Clergy spitting facts and we're not talking about it

That is indeed 10/10 material

[slavghoul]

05-19-23

ghost-official.com

[callmelittlesanshine]

Theres something so personal about sneaking into Copias room and going through all his stuff

Gotta have his juicy juice to play his games

His flower pillows and lamp

And my personal favourite:

I read that in his voice 🥺

[times-new-scrotum]

Idk I missed out on it last year cause I didn't touch the fandom but I feel like not nearly enough people are talking about the fact that in the Escape the Ministry game

There are pictures on the wall of Nihil, Primo and Secondo with their faces crossed out (presumably because they're dead?) but none of Terzo. What a coinkydink that they forgot to include him

It was said that no autopsy was done on Terzo's body

Also said that it was rumoured(?) that the spirits of the dead Papas could return through their statues

idkkk to me this has reached the point where you can no longer call it a delulu theory, like this is only the type of stuff you'd include if you wanted to hint that he's alive or about to be resurrected

[sweatandwoe]

me at the ministry gates tomorrow

[chapel-of-rizztual]

They do not have a single brain cell between them to be doing taxes

[undeadorion]

I beg your pardon?! We know how the first 3 Papas actually died. Does this mean they're spreading the lie that Terzo was strangled to death? Or is that just a cheeky way to slip in the name of a band?

But then there's this note.

I'm starting to think maybe there's something to the theory that Terzo was sabotaged. And now I'm also thinking that the position of Papa doesn't hold nearly as much power as it seems.

Also. The emphasis around Terzo is VERY interesting. The note points out there was no autopsy, after stating a blatantly wrong cause of death. Then there's these images in one of the rooms:

Papa II, Papa I, Papa Nihil crossed out. But no Terzo. That's a rather odd thing to leave out. So why isn't he there? I DEMAND ANSWERS, TOBIAS!

Though regrettably I could not find evidence of it being Copia's birthday in May as I saw someone claim. All of the celebration and cake and stuff is about the release of Phantomime, which was in May 19th. The little puzzle is all about 4 of the songs on the EP, so it's pretty obvious.

Now I want little Papa busts for my desk.

[cardis-tricycle]

Pov: In the ministry cafeteria

[in-cardi-c-we-thrust]

Male living space AND a message from mommy

@historian-crown @stressghoul @mizzfrizzzz @caligoaer @thebandghostofficial

[willturnergender]

ghestie today, ghamer tomorrow

[cowboyemeritus]

so are we accepting the torture chamber as a canon part of the ministry or what

[slavghoul]

The ghame is now online. Have fun!

[callmelittlesanshine]

Accident..