#Equally obsessed with wade just loving on logan

[wadewnstonwilson]

first date wade wilson headcanons || suggestion by @thugbiscuits

pairing: wade wilson (deadpool) x genderneutral!reader

author note: let me know if you guys want me to make this into an actual fic!! also would love to make more headcanons in the future featuring logan or wade so please feel free to drop me an ask!

wade, despite his usual bravado, would be an anxious wreck leading up to the date. he’d pace around his apartment, talking to himself and asking questions like, “what if they hate my face? what if they don’t laugh at my jokes? what if i accidentally quote the notebook and cry at dinner?”

he’d obsess over what to wear, alternating between his deadpool suit (“too formal?”) and a hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts (“too casual?”). ultimately, he’d settle on something surprisingly simple—a leather jacket and jeans—but not before trying on at least 15 outfits.

wade would insist on making an unforgettable first impression. whether he’s showing up with a bouquet of flowers (“these were half-off at the gas station!”) or serenading you with a boom box blasting careless whisper , it would be impossible not to laugh at his antics.

if you went to a restaurant, wade would try to behave—try being the key word. he’d inevitably end up making terrible puns about the menu and trying to get you to laugh by doing dramatic readings of the dessert options.

despite his over-the-top humor, wade would surprise you by slipping into genuine conversation. he’d ask you questions about your life, your favorite movies, and your dreams. even if he cracks jokes along the way, his attention would be entirely on you.

if anyone so much as glanced at you wrong, wade would immediately go into “overprotective boyfriend” mode. he’d glare at the offender while whispering to you, “want me to rough them up? or just glare at them menacingly until they apologize?”

wade would insist on ending the date with something unexpected—a moonlit stroll, a surprise trip to an arcade, or even a ride on a ferris wheel he bribed the operator to open. he’d want the night to be memorable, equal parts chaotic and heartfelt.

at the end of the date, wade would fumble with his words, unsure whether to go for a kiss, a hug, or a high-five. he’d probably short circuit and try all three at once.

as you’re about to leave, wade would stop you with a quiet, “hey, thanks for not running away screaming. mean it.” he’d probably try to cover up the seriousness with a joke, but the gratitude in his voice would be unmistakable.

within an hour of the date ending, you’d get a series of texts from wade:

- “hey, did you make it home safe?” (the moron dropped YOU off)

- “not that i’m checking on you like a stalker, but like… okay, maybe a little stalker-ish."

- “best. date. ever. (no pressure for the second one or anything, but let’s just say i’m free forever if you’re interested 👉👈)”

[roughentumble]

still so obsessed with logan and wade wearing day collars for each other. like theyre not in a traditional master/submissive relationship, they both give and take, push and pull, they trade who's on top and who's in charge with equal frequency, but they both get so scared of being ALONE and being ABANDONED. and there's this little thing they can wear all day every day, that locks into place, that says "i chose you and i love you and i want you and i stay with you"

they can reach up and touch it and have all their fears soothed, because their partner hasnt asked them to take it off yet. their partner hasnt asked to use the key.

and yeah, they Do take it off to shower, or sometimes to sleep because the feeling of something around their neck triggers nightmares on the bad nights, and theyre fine with that, no angst comes of it. but during the day its this solid reminder that theyre loved!!! and theyre both strong enough to snap it off in an emergency, doesnt have quite the same problems that a ring might(crushed ring causing amputations for example)

i just. im rolling back and forth in it. and it would look so prettyyyyy on logan's neck you dont UNDERSTAND