#Empires SMP SPOILERS

[kora-kat]

HE HAS HIS BOOBS OUT

He really did learn alot from scar huh

[karetyto]

Thanks for the great season! Off to the next adventure! (with Deputy Norman, of course)

[wassup-its-e]

so listen

i have nothing to say

[cydanite]

"Don't touch that thing!"

"It's cursed!"

[thecoppersoulbox]

ImpulseSV you are the funniest mf alive

[doodle-list]

Hes all grown up now... 😭 😭 😭 😭

[inbetweenhours]

cannot stop laughing at fwhip’s crown rule fucking baby acquisition lmaoo I cannot wait to see how everyone handles these goblin babies

[no-oneknowsmyname]

THIS WEEK ON HERMITCRAFT

[r3nrit]

World’s prettiest cowboy 💫

[ftosman]

Made a Jimmy meme after today’s Empires episode...

[latteedrawz]

Reasons why I think Jimmy might be a fae:

When splashed with the lore revealing potion, Jimmy became tiny. It might be that the potion is false and just shrunk Jimmy's size, but it is can also be possible that Jimmy turned tiny due to being a fae in disguise.

When talking to the old sheriff [Martyn], the old sheriff calls Jimmy a Pixie. Something EXTREMELY close to a faerie/fae. Not to mention the old sheriff never gave Jimmy his name.

This might not be on purpose but Jimmy is TERRIBLE in PvP lately. He tried killing fWhip twice and failed both times. Faeries are harmed by iron, and Jimmy has a literal railroad made out of it. Maybe it weakened Jimmy but he doesn't even realise it.

Faes don't forgive easily and hold grudges against people who have acted horribly towards them. They sometimes go into the persons way to ruin stuff for them, breaking their stuff.. cursing them... attempting to kill them sometimes as well.

Fae like children a lot more than adults and in some stories are shown playing with them and causing mischief. Jimmy didn't like Hermes at first, but that was only because of Joel. When the law/lore alliance was made Jimmy IMMEDIATELY became nicer to Hermes, even calling him a kind kid at one point. Not to mention Tiny Tom! Jimmy tried so hard to get Tiny Tom back, but that might just be him being a mama bird. It's a cool thought though. [FUN FACT: FAES USUALLY STEAL CHILDREN AS WELL] // EDIT: JIMMY KEPT HIS GOBLIN CHILD BECAUSE HE'S LONELY AND WANTS SOMEONE AROUND, BUT WHEN FWHIP BECOME A NORMAL EMPOROR AGAIN HE THREW THE GOBLIN CHILD AWAY? This gave me many mixed signals.....

Jimmy has NEVER gave his actual name to people in empires, which is James. He uses nicknames for himself near others.

Fae love nature and Jimmy has shown interest in getting more plants and life in Tumbletown, he just doesn't know how to. He has asked Sausage for tips multiple times.

Jimmy might have been a fae at one point and lost his wings, or just ran away from the other faes. It's a cool theory but very unlikely. But then again, we have no idea what Jimmy was before being a sheriff.

Faeries are easily offended and might turn evil if they feel like you have betrayed/wronged them beyond forgiveness. Sounds familiar huh??? *looks at Jimmy and Fwhip aggressively*

Jimmy has done SO MANY THINGS THAT WOULD GET YOU KILLED BY A FAERIE UNLESS YOU WERE ALSO ONE.. He entered a fae ring, said his name near the fae multiple times, accepted a gift from the fae, said sorry AND thank you, went around telling others about his interaction with a faerie, and more... Either Jimmy is a faerie or he's just the faes favourite.

THAT'S ALL FOR NOW!!! COMMENT IF YOU HAVE ANY THEORIES OR EVIDENCE :D I'd love to hear it!!

EDIT: MARTYN/OLD SHERIFF CALLED JIMMY ONE OF THE FAE AND JIMMY QUICKLY DENIED IT!!! Jimmy could be a runaway fae?? Maybe that's why he was so scared of the fae corruption! He might be thinking the faes want revenge.

[poisonheartfrog]

ID: Two screenshots from Luke_Animation's animation at the end of Sausage's video. Sausage sits on the ground in front a building in Sanctuary, hugging Hermes, with Bubbles sitting next to them. In the first Sausage has both arms around Hermes and looks at Bubbles. In the second his eyes are closed and he's petting bubbles. /end ID

Family <3

[pinkflames]

Yes she might be evil but have you considered that she's my poor little meow meow

[wassup-its-e]

Closure

[the-fandom-queenxox]

So some new character stuff has been revealed, so here is another "list" for witchcraft smp made by me.

Here is everyone in witchcraft smp who have a "confirmed" significant other;

Cupquake:Has a husband

Lauren:Has a deer statue she called "her boyfriend" in her backyard named Steve(ambiguous)

Shubble:Has "someone back home"(confirmed on Shubble's tumblr account)(possibly e!Katherine after getting it confirmed that e!Shubble and wc!Shubble are the same person)

Scott:The "him" he's trying to bring back to life(confirmed significant other)(The "him" is revealed to be a guy named "Milo")

Prismarina:Has a crush on Eloise(Has told Eloise her feelings after the finale but it is unclear if this later developed into a relationship between the 2 of them)

Eloise:Has a crush on Bertha(definitely did not forget this fact while making this list and got reminded of it while watching El's 2nd episode)

Cleo:She is an independent queen

Joey:Just here to win(bitchless)(but honestly I headcanon that he did have a significant other before he was exiled but they had a very bad and forced break up, but again it's just a headcanon)

[astronomodome]

ok