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Broke: No one invites Rook to join the Veilguard book club :(
Bespoke: Rook is BANNED from book club because anytime a book features hauntings or necromancy Rook will spend the whole book club meeting ranting about how inaccurate the portrayal was and everything the author got wrong with actual academic sources to back up their claims and completely dominates the discussion out of sheer outrage
Watcher Rook is a menace and is only allowed to attend book club meetings whenever there is no mention of anything to do with their field of study. Rook spends all those meetings in their room writing an actual essay to the author explaining everything they did wrong and how to fix it
#Rook’s letters to the author makes Hezenkoss’ complaints to the publisher of her board game look tame#when Hezenkoss looks reasonable in comparison you know you have a problem#rook’s just under a lot of pressure and ranting and raving about fictional inaccuracies helps them blow off steam#the team was actually hesitant to invite Emmrich after Rook’s ban but he’s actually reasonable and makes a lot of insightful commentary#Emmrich is just old enough to be normal and bite his tongue about fictional inaccuracies#rook#rook ingellvar#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#datv
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