#Embarrassing horrible etc etc but the food was fine and I don’t need medical attention. So.
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oooooo I HATE the curb
#guess who totally ate shit in the parking lot several hours ago#I usually have very good balance but you see. why’s that curb there.#Covered in fucking scrapes I think I managed to scrape my hipbone and my knee REALLY fucking hurts#I’ve had less injuries from falling off a MOVING BIKE how. HOW. aughhhhhh#And then I had to go back inside the restaurant and be like. Hi I tripped in ur parking lot can you give me new implements#Embarrassing horrible etc etc but the food was fine and I don’t need medical attention. So.#Anyways my knee keeps touching my pant leg and I hate it so much it still hasn’t fucking scabbed over yet#Fucked up both hands and then my hip elbow and opposite knee like. Cmon. I was just WALKING. This is overkill
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