#Elon and the Divine Proof

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[bokunoheros]

ཐིཋྀ KINKTOBER - day 12 squirting : shouta aizawa/eraserhead

warnings : afab reader, reader and aizawa are married, y’all have a cat, pussy slapping (pun probably intended), this is doo-doo dog shit, like this actually sucks, doo doo fart ass, dookie, poo poo fart, smegma, this fic reads like what sharting yourself feels like, this fic smells like the family bathroom at walmart, we’re fucking twelve (not literally), don’t expect anything else genuinely, butt, pretend this was never posted, PLEASE, day 12 is NOT REAL, THEY HIT THE PENTAGON— MR PRESIDENT GET DOW— bill gates did it, bill cypher is canon, squirting, fingering idk, eating ass, butthole rimming, 2024 election, ellen digestive did 9/11, Trump x Biden, 9/11, hilary emails included, proof of aliens existence, video footage of the area 51 raid, UFOs, alien butt sex, wrong usage of condoms, anal probing, biological dna harboring, sickle cell anemia, KLANCE is canon, Steven universe, major character death, gem fusions, love children, feel like cinderella naega byeonhae, NETFLIX ORIGIONAL, only on Hulu, Elsa x Jackfrost smut, playdough, me x YOU, tiana x nanami au, your mom x me, sarcamouche x kazuha, xiao x venti, improper use of crack cocaine, making herion, mentions of drug mules, dead dove: do eat, improper use of magic, meth making, cocaine balloons bursting, Harry Potter x Snape, hermoine x the whomping willow, herobrine x steve, unfortunate uses of pixels, bakudeku slime, hnnng harder daddy, mmhppgh— yeah yeah right there, cum consumption, cumflation, feeder fetish, oh yeah, koolaid man x me, very improper use of koolaid packets, nickacaco avocado weight loss journey, apology videos (tears included), , banjos, jake paul dcead body in forest footage (NOT CLICKBAIT), live leak posts, webtoon origional, anal stretching, did you know the human anus can stretch to the size of a raccoon?, now you know that, and also, the sun will explode June 17th, 3028, character flaws, bodily anatomy, your balls will explode on october 21st at 7:99am, my gleeby deeby ass, futurama, Micheal Angelo, improper use of abortions, medical surgery on a grape, plastic surgery, baby killing, tampon usage, description of endangered animal poaching, Mario Kart, tuberculosis, ima get it donnnne oh aye oh aye oh, butt stuff, dazai x chuuya, atsushi x akutagawa, mpreg, mad cow disease, omegaverse, ranpo x me, Dream SMP, matpat x scott cowthan, michael afton x freddy fazbear, aggressive typing, bath salts, bath salt inhalation, whippets, galaxy gas, all might is a bottom, skinny men, carrington x shigaraki, anorexia anorexia anorexia, afo x nana shimura, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, BLOODY MARY, TW gun law debates, tenko x mon, Amazon delivery, school shootings, talk of gun laws, bad dragon toys, silicon, aoyama belly button leaking, lego ninjago r34, ninja turtles r34, bloody mary r34, kamala harris r34, tenya iida x tensei iida, jesus x judas, luigi x bowser, sonic and shadow makeout sesh, i fuck your dad, suck his dick reallll nice, penis sounding with dirty twig, orgasm denial, overstimulation, xenotransplants, oviposition, diaper Taco Bell, people die, revival, dark magic, ecoterrorism, global warming, chemical warfare, wanda x the winter soldier, haruhi x tamaki suoh, cosmo x wanda, comicon, bronies, pegasisters, mentions of twilight sparkle dying, twiilight sparkle x mordecai, air planes, shootings stars, night skies, NLE Choppa, we could really use a wish bro, TuPac is back, floppa carts: plompy haze, death of a platform known as tumblr, twitter referred to as X, elon musk creates sex robot that specializes in butthole sex, Tesla sex robot, androids that FUCK, necrophilia, android phone usage, pheromones, premonitions and words of Jesus, divine intution, potion making, heavenly visions, satan, satanic visions, the heavenly principles, celestia is above mondstadt, spiritual healing, veganism, white washing, canon hispanic hanta sero, futanari, blasian mina ashido, bovine spongiforms, Tenya Iida virginity loss, bakugo is a fucking faggot, handjobs, footjobs, peaceful protests, the government is controlling you through vaccines, asian fishing,

vaccines might cause autism, freshwater fishing, they will, xenophobia, hentai hucows, incest, usage of slurs, starbucks coffee, lizards run the world, obama might be a lizard, inappropriate use of baby oil, gojo x getou, day twelve never existed and it was all a lie.

word count : 420k words and 69 pages

🐙 note : we are not locked in we are as loose as a ran through sorority president

🦊 note : i am. i have no words. idek what happened. we ran out of time so we went with the option we thought might make people giggle (no we didnt we did this bullshit for ourselves)(your regularly scheduled content will resume tmr!)

🪲 note : i ain’t fucking sorry

you adored your husband—shouta aizawa—so much so, that you were his dedicated housewife. he made plenty of money as a pro hero and… enough… as a teacher, so that left you to take care of the house and your shared cat. though when he did come home he was way different than he was at work, usually at work he was all nonchalant and cold but at home he was sweet and caring, sometimes even a bit rough. his students would definitely describe him as laid back and uninterested, yet when you were around they were in awe of his personality shift.

[darkmaga-returns]

By Ron Wright

The SWAT raid on P’Nut’s house symbolizes an out-of-control totalitarian government. Elon Musk grasped this symbolism in his pithy posts on X. Thus, Elon Musk and Joe Rogan called P’Nut’s killing “proof America is no longer the land of the free...” P’Nut may be gone, but, with the election over, we can look back at the statist behemoth that killed him, and that may finally be reaching its end, leaving room for the Founders’ vision to bloom again.

Biden’s Stasi agents (DOJ, FBI, DHS, CIA, et al.) egregiously violated the Constitution and the Bill of Rights and used lawfare to abuse the rule of law and due process in politically targeted prosecutions (i.e., politically driven SWAT raids, illegally entrapping patriots at J6 and not arresting BLM and Antifa activists for inciting riots in 2020).  FEMA politically discriminated against people in the recent Hurricane Helene disaster while failing in its prime mission of disaster recovery. The Secret Service failed not once but twice to protect former President Trump from assassination. Did Divine providence save former President Trump from the first bullet?

The 2024 election is a turning point in US history. It was an epic battle between good and evil. Was Trump’s loss in 2020 providential to set the stage for 2024? Since the 1960s, the Democratic Party has shifted from the one our grandparents knew to the Marxist left—a party that is aloof, condescending, and separated from the American people, opposed to an America founded on self-sufficient individualism, ingenuity, and exceptionalism.

[butchhazard]

I like the first option (hermaphrodite reproduction) but in my idea of ​​a hermaphrodite it would be a female body, with a female face, and with a type of penis that could be hidden internally (some male animals have this type of penis, which is only exposed when reproducing and when not, it stays hidden inside the body) but only because this would be terrifying for men, they have a psychological fear of being emasculinized, so like if this new type of human being that are hermaphrodite females and that have a penis appeared they would feel totally emasculinized, it would also be better for women to protect themselves from rape since the physical strength would be the same and reproduction would not depend on heterosexuals because the females would reproduce among themselves, but the second option is more realistic there are already experiments done with animals that used 2 eggs and then they were placed in the uterus and created a child, there is also the IVG where you take a cell from the body like blood, hair and use it to create eggs or sperm, it doesn't matter the gender of the person, making it possible to create female sperm, women should focus entirely on this as a way of responding to the incel generation that wants to create artificial wombs and robots to "destroy women". It is more realistic that the opposite happens because it is impossible to create artificial wombs and the entire maternity process of connection between mother and child, the bad thing is that these technologies are hidden because it would create a sexual revolution in women, men would be totally obsolete sexually and in reproduction, their physical strength could be replaced by robots, we have billionaire men like Elon Musk investing in artificial wombs, it is obvious that men want to abandon women completely, they are openly talking about their fantasies of controlling the uterus, where are the rich women investing in IVG to abandon men? men claim to be superior because they control the human genome (they spread genetically with rape, coercion, patriarchy) controlling human DNA because they choose women genetically modifying the female body to be weak and rapeable, the next feminist revolution must be women controlling the human genome and human reproduction completely

it’s an interesting thought but w the state of feminism atm i think aliens are more likely to land on the earth in disc-shaped UFOS than women are to even want to reproduce without male involvement, let alone develop the means to do so. one of the most radical aspects of early second-wave feminism was the understanding that heterosexuality and motherhood were institutions worthy of examination and critique (as all aspects of life under patriarchy should be) and now if you even imply that wanting a husband and kids is anything other than this divinely beautiful natural urge feminist-identified women will eat you alive lol.

I don’t think wealthy women have any incentive to fund projects like this because they already see their individual success as feminist successes & proof that women have achieved equality with males. i don’t have much to say about the topic at hand tbh but ill just leave this here bc im sure some of my followers do

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The SML Podcast - Episode 986: Outlaws

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Tons of news and reviews to tackle on this episode including some Nintendo Direct goodness, so let's go!

The show kicks off with Bri Galgano, Jacob Garner, and Aki all on hand to chat about the latest Nintendo Indie Showcase and Partner Direct events. From Pizza Tower and Peglin in the Indie Showcase to Castlevania and Tales of Graces f in the Partner Direct, we cover all the news and announcements. There's also PlayStation Plus games for September, a PS5 price increase in Japan, Black Myth Wukong buzz, a new Taiko game, and blockbuster Concord numbers! Plus reviews! Portions of this episode produced in cooperation with Ubisoft.

0:00 - Intro/News 39:12 - Star Wars Outlaws - Massive Entertainment, Ubisoft (Aki) 57:30 - Monster Jam: Showdown - Milestone (Jacob) 1:04:56 - Mad Experiments: Escape Room - PlayTogether Studio, Nejcraft (Bri & Aki) 1:11:59 - Mad Experiments 2: Escape Room - PlayTogether Studio, Nejcraft (Bri & Aki) 1:22:27 - Elon and the Divine Proof - DERIK D.F (Bri) 1:29:00 - Shadow of the Ninja: Reborn - Tengo Project, ININ Games, Natsume, United Games Entertainment (Jacob) 1:33:14 - Whacking Hell! - Sanuk Games (Jacob) 1:38:40 - Love is All Around - intiny, NiuGamer (Jacob)

The show ends with some Star Wars goodness from the one and only Jake "virt" Kaufman!

1:43:30 - virt - Star Wars

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