#Ein Sharashka

[aphmau-shalashaskas-dayjob]

person: this is the difference between a trained and an untrained chihuahua

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Aphmau: Dad can we eat out

Zach: Oh I'm sorry dochenka but I'm broke af and we have food at home

Aphmau: Dammit-

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Ein: *runs up to Zach* You give me DOMINO'S NOW!!!!!!!!

Zach: B-but...I'm all out of money- Why can't you get some food from the-

Ein: *holding a fucking gun* BITCH WHAT THE FUCK -

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Person: as you can see Chihuahua's temperaments and personality can very GREATLY depending on how they are raised. They are mean feisty dogs that will-

Ein: *in the distance* THIS IS NOT MY FUCKING DOMINO'S YOU GOD DAMN-

Person: Like I was saying,

*Gunshot noises*

Person: LIKE I WAS SAYING!!! They are mean fiesty dogs that will parade around your house like a little Napoleon.