#Egypquotes

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Horus: Why are you wearing glasses?

Seth: Errr…reading…

Horus: Reading?

Horus: I didn't know you could read

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Sadie: someone wil die.....

Anubis: About 100,000 people die every day

Walt: Of fun?

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Seth, getting ready to make someone's day miserable (probably Horus): today is going to be a wonderful day!

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Thoth: there's a "lie" in believe

Hathor: there's a "over" in lover

Seshat: there's a "end" in friend

Anubis: there's a "Fun" in funeral

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Seth: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess?

Horus: Your life?

Seth: I- well yes, but-

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Sadie: Do you need help getting up?

Anubis: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.

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Osiris: Did you have to stab them?

Sadie: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.

Osiris: What did they say?

Sadie: "What are you going to do, stab me?"

Osiris:

Osiris: That’s fair.

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Hathor: Guess what number I’m thinking of.

Amunet : 420?

Hathor: No, that’s really immature of you. Someone else guess, and please take this seriously.

Anput : 69.

Hathor: Yeah it was 69.

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Horus : the pantheon always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.

Horus : I love Carter and all the not-carters equally.

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Hathor: And what did we learn, Sobek?

Sobek, reading the speech on his hand: killing someone isn’t the correct answer to being asked a simple question.

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Ra: Can you pass the salt?

Sekhmet: Can you pass away?

Ra: Too much salt.

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Sadie: *looks at Walt *

Sadie: Baby boy. Baby.

Sadie: *looks at Aphofis*

Sadie: Evil.

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Hapi: I wanna be a knight!

Seth, a knight: What the fuck do you want this shit for? I kill people, all right? Their blood is on my hands! Every night, when I go to sleep, I see their FUCKING faces staring at me! Their families weep, and I FEEL NOTHING! I’M DEAD INSIDE!

Hapi: Man, I want some of that in my life!

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Long ago, Ma'at had grown accustomed to having only her own mind for company. As the years passed and the pantheon weakened, sealing herself away in the depths of Duat had become necessary to maintain balance and the reign of the gods. There, so dark and lonely, beyond the reach of Ra's rays or the voice she loved most, Ma'at held the universe together while she learned to deal with her most painful emotions.

But once every few millennia, she allowed herself a single day on the surface. A few hours where she could see her brothers and sisters, feel her father's warm rays on her skin, like a hug of gratitude. Most importantly, she allowed herself to be in the place she loved most in all the universe: lying in the bed she once lay in every night, holding in her arms the man she swore to love until the end of her days.

Thoth always greeted her with a bright smile and eyes full of longing and love, no matter how much time passed. Regardless of the clothes he wore, or the strange modern objects he carried, he always changed everything so he could hold Ma'at in his arms once more.

They both knew that night would not last forever, even with Thoth's desire to extend every second as much as possible. It was unwise to leave the Duat without protection, and they both knew well the importance of their roles. That is why Ma'at allowed herself to just be there, far from all the work and any complicated thoughts, stroking the curly hair of the man lying on her chest and listening to him talk for hours about all the new discoveries. Whether it was the food he wanted to introduce her, the new fashion of mortal clothing or the technological devices, Ma'at felt her heart fill with the affection of hearing Thoth's voice.

With the stars as witnesses, she allowed herself to be loved without fear, to let herself be carried away by whatever nonsense the two wanted at the moment and she felt alive, alive in a way that she sometimes forgot she was.

It was not eternal. In a few hours, they would be apart again. But they would always have one more day together, whether it was in this millennium or in the next. She would wait to have him again, to be alive once more.

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Khonshu: You disgust me.

Seth, eating a pizza sideways: I realize that and I'm glad.

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Anput: What does "take out" means?

Hathor: dating!

Anubis: food?

Sobek: murder.

Seth: all 3 if you're not a coward!