#Egypquotes

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Thoth: there's a "lie" in believe

Hathor: there's a "over" in lover

Seshat: there's a "end" in friend

Anubis: there's a "Fun" in funeral

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Sadie: someone wil die.....

Anubis: About 100,000 people die every day

Walt: Of fun?

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Sadie: *looks at Walt *

Sadie: Baby boy. Baby.

Sadie: *looks at Aphofis*

Sadie: Evil.

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Horus : the pantheon always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.

Horus : I love Carter and all the not-carters equally.

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Anput: What does "take out" means?

Hathor: dating!

Anubis: food?

Sobek: murder.

Seth: all 3 if you're not a coward!

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Khonshu: What language do they speak at the center of the earth?

Khonshu: Core-ean

Khnum: The center of the earth is arond 5430 degrees Celsius! Nobody is going to live there so they don’t need a language!

Nephthys : Core-ean? Oh *laughs* I get It!

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Thoth: You use humor to deflect your trauma.

Nut: Awww, thanks-

Thoth: That’s not a good thing.

Nut: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.

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Seth, whispering: that's my son. my baby boy. you grew up so much, become a so good man. I so proud of you

Anubis: excuse me? I dind't hear you

Seth: I said fuck you, sir "I'm doing everthing right" idiot.

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Nephthys: Daddy, can you pass me the salt?

Gebe and Osiris: of course

Gebe: wait what-

Isis: WHAT

Osíris: I can explain I swear

Seth, crying with laughter: OH I cant believe this just happend!

Seth:

Seth, realizing that Nephthys is his wife: wait what

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Aphofis: Forgive me Father, for I have sinny-sin-sinned.

Nun: You don't regret it!

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Anubis: Where did you get that tomato soup? I want too.

Thoth, drinking: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved

Anubis:

Anúbis: ... What?

Thoth: I microwaved. You know? The new human thing we have in the kitchen? Don't make stupid questions Anubis, don't fits with you.

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Hathor : Do you take constructive criticism?

Anubis: No, only cash or credit.

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*at a pantheon meeting*

Anubis: please talk to me

Horus: about what?

Anubis: anything, just do it

Horus: why you wan- wait, I know it!

Horus: you're trying to make me talk to you so you can pretend I said something bad to you, and so you can go home!

Anubis, gasping: What?! I would never do It! Is this how you see me? A manipulator? A freeloader?! I'm offended! I am going home!

Horus:

Anubis, opening a portal: thank you.

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Anubis, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.

Anuket: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?

Anubis: I absolutely fucking do not.

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Osiris: It's funny how you and Seth get along. Didn't he hate you at first?

Sekhmet: Seth hates everyone at first. It's his way of reaching people

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Hathor, cooking: Welcome back, honey! Do you bought the eggs I asked?

Horus: even better!

Hathor, turning to look: wh-

Horus, holding a chicken: her name is Sunny!