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Sadie: someone wil die.....
Anubis: About 100,000 people die every day
Walt: Of fun?
#Sadie Kane#Anubis#Walt Stone#Omg tkc hello!!!#anubis tkc#I love my generator so much because really fit with them#Saltnubis#technically i guess#That's their dynamic btw#egypquotes#incorrect egyptian gods#ancient egypt#egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian mythology#egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian quotes#incorrect mythology#rick riordan#Riordanverse#the kane chronicles#incorrect tkc
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Horus: Why are you wearing glasses?
Seth: Errr…reading…
Horus: Reading?
Horus: I didn't know you could read
#Horus#Seth#egypquotes#egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian mythology#egyptian gods#ancient egypt#incorrect egyptian quotes#incorrect mythology
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Thoth: there's a "lie" in believe
Hathor: there's a "over" in lover
Seshat: there's a "end" in friend
Anubis: there's a "Fun" in funeral
#Thoth#Hathor#Seshat#Anubis#egypquotes#egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian gods#ancient egypt#egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian quotes#incorrect mythology
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Sadie: Do you need help getting up?
Anubis: Nah, I'm cool down here on the floor.
#Anubis#sadie kane#oh look its me#Still alive#egypquotes#incorrect egyptian gods#egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian mythology#ancient egypt#egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian quotes#incorrect mythology#Sadie tkc#the kane chronicles#Riordanverse#incorrect tkc#Sanubis#I think their shipp name is so cute?
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Horus : the pantheon always accuses me of having a favourite but that’s not true.
Horus : I love Carter and all the not-carters equally.
#Horus#Carter Kane#Finally another kane quote I miss them#The generator just don't let me be happy#egypquotes#incorrect egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian mythology#the kane chronicles#incorrect egyptian quotes#egyptian gods#egyptian mythology#ancient egypt#incorrect mythology#riordanverse#incorrect tkc#pjo incorrect quotes
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Sadie: *looks at Walt *
Sadie: Baby boy. Baby.
Sadie: *looks at Aphofis*
Sadie: Evil.
#Sadie Kane#Walt Stone#Aphofis#Apep#I swear this was random#My generator chose by itself#And it's kind of literal#egypquotes#egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian gods#ancient egypt#egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian quotes#incorrect mythology#the kane chronicles#incorrect tkc#pjo incorrect quotes#riordanverse
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Ra: Can you pass the salt?
Sekhmet: Can you pass away?
Ra: Too much salt.
#sekhmet#Ra#egypquotes#incorrect egyptian gods#egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian mythology#ancient egypt#egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian quotes#incorrect mythology
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Khonshu: You disgust me.
Seth, eating a pizza sideways: I realize that and I'm glad.
#Khonshu#Seth#egypquotes#incorrect egyptian gods#egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian mythology#ancient egypt#egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian quotes#incorrect mythology
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Ma'at: I hate to disagree with you, but-
Thoth: Please, you love to disagree with me. Its your favorite thing to do.
#Ma'at#Thoth#This is the way they flirt#Disagreeing with each other and arguing about everything in the universe#Like two scientists trying to prove their theories you know?#egypquotes#ancient egypt#egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian mythology#egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian quotes#incorrect mythology
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Anput: What does "take out" means?
Hathor: dating!
Anubis: food?
Sobek: murder.
Seth: all 3 if you're not a coward!
#Anput#Hathor#Anubis#Sobek#Seth#egypquotes#incorrect egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian quotes#egyptian gods#egyptian mythology#ancient egypt#incorrect mythology
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Sobek & Khonshu : *accidentally set the Judgment Hall on fire*
Sobek: We need an adult!
Khonshu : Sobek, we are adults!
Sobek: We need an adultier adult! Get isis!
#Sobek#Khonshu#Isis is younger than him and that's make it funnier#egypquotes#incorrect egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian gods#ancient egypt#egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian quotes#egyptian mythology#incorrect mythology
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Osiris: Did you have to stab them?
Sadie: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what they said to me.
Osiris: What did they say?
Sadie: "What are you going to do, stab me?"
Osiris:
Osiris: That’s fair.
#osiris#sadie kane#sadie tkc#egypquotes#incorrect egyptian gods#egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian mythology#ancient egypt#egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian quotes#incorrect mythology#theyre so silly#the kane chronicles#Riordanverse#incorrect tkc#pjo incorrect quotes
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Thoth: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
Nut: Awww, thanks-
Thoth: That’s not a good thing.
Nut: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
#Thoth#Nut#egypquotes#egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian gods#ancient egypt#egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian quotes#incorrect mythology
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Seth: I feel awful about killing you.
Osiris:
Seth: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.
#egypquotes#seth#Osiris#incorrect egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian quotes#egyptian gods#egyptian mythology#ancient egypt#incorrect mythology
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Anubis, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Anuket: Hey, do you take constructive criticism?
Anubis: I absolutely fucking do not.
#Anubis#Anuket#Omg Anuduo#egypquotes#incorrect egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian quotes#egyptian mythology#egyptian gods#incorrect egyptian gods#incorrect mythology#ancient egypt
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Hathor: And what did we learn, Sobek?
Sobek, reading the speech on his hand: killing someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.
#Hathor#Sobek#egypquotes#incorrect egyptian gods#egyptian mythology#incorrect egyptian mythology#ancient egypt#incorrect egyptian quotes#egyptian gods#incorrect mythology
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