#Eflen Writes

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Caregiver Rosie Headcanons (Hazbin Hotel)

Heads up: this show contains death, violence, swearing, sexual assault, and various forms of depravity.

Rosie can spot a regressor a mile away, and she’ll start nurturing you before she even knows your name. It might be a little off-putting, but she has good intentions.

She loves to baby the absolute dickens out of you. No matter how old you are, she’s constantly pinching your cheeks and cooing about how adorable you are.

(And any argument about how you’re too old for that kind of thing is met with a cheerful hand wave. “Oh sugar, you’ll always be my baby, however big you get.”)

There’s all kinds of creepy confections at her store, and she’s happy to let you try them… but she’s also completely willing to make you more normal food. “It’s an acquired taste, sweetie, no big deal.”

She loves to dress you up in old fashioned outfits, and she goes on for hours about how darling you look.

She is GREAT with helping you work through big feelings. She’s a wonderful listener and always gives helpful advice.

She’s always watching for things she thinks you’ll like. Maybe she surprises you with a new toy, or maybe she points out a cool bug on the ground. She just likes seeing you excited.

If you like tea parties, Rosie is your gal. She’ll set out her best tea service, make all kinds of tasty snacks, and bring plenty of gossip to the table.

She’s a very hands-on person, constantly wanting to hug you or hold your hand or fuss with your hair. (And if you don’t like physical contact, she’ll respect that, but she’ll also try to find forms of touch you’re comfortable with. Maybe gentle tugs on your sleeve, or holding hands with a plushie? She’ll find something that works!)

She is very firm about rules and has absolutely no qualms about sending you to timeout. Don’t bother with the puppy eyes; she’s completely immune.

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I’m finally back! I’m working on filling some suggestions from a few months ago, but I just had to get my thoughts on Rosie out there. If you like Hazbin Hotel agere content, I highly recommend @nottapossum

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1 - I don’t really have a set age, but I feel like I’m somewhere between 3 and 8.

2 - I don’t have any caregiver, but I think I would kinda like one.

3 - Not really; unless you count one piece pjs.

4 - No. I have OCD and diapers make me a little uncomfortable, and I’ve tried pacifiers but I don’t really like them. I might try teethers at some point.

5 - Ritz crackers with cheese, chocolate, goldfish crackers, and Scooby-snacks.

6 - I don’t know if I have a favorite, but I like kiddo, sweetie, and Eflen.

7 - Current favorites - Cartoon: Bluey, Movie: Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy, and Show: Doctor Who.

8 - Yes.

9 - Not really.

10 - Probably Bandit, though I do love the whole Heeler family. Also Kiki and Jiji.

11 - I like coloring! I’m not very good at drawing and painting’s a little too messy.

12 - Shopkins and other miniatures, and Legos.

13 - Chocolate milk and cold water.

14 - I don’t really baby talk much, though I do sometimes. I don’t think I want others to baby talk to me.

15 - Honestly, I’m not completely sure I do regress. I might just be age dreaming - I’m still not completely sure about all the differences. But I try to get cozy and childish a few times a week after work.

16 - I like plushies to look at and occasionally hug, but I don’t really play with them or cuddle them. I LOVE blankets.

17 - The only ones I know off the top of my head are age regressor and age dreamer, but I might come up with others at some point.

18 - I don’t have any baby bottles or sippies, but I LOVE these water bottles:

They make me feel little.

19 - As in sugar? Yes! As in cute things? Sometimes; it depends.

20 - Comfy stuff. I’m trying to find a set of onesie pajamas that fit me comfortably, ‘cause I think I’d really like that.

I don’t usually do these kinds things, but maybe I will in future. This was nice.

Agere ask game sheet!

Right sheet is for your answers, feel free to use! If you want, tag me or something since i would love to see them!

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Tag game

Tagged by @jjtheresidentbaby

Last song: simulation swarm by big thief

Fav colour: yellow

Currently watching: nothing really, trying to find something new to watch. Rewatching heartbreak high

Last movie: uncharted

Currently reading: good girl, bad blood

Sweet, spicy, savoury: sweet

Relationship: taken

Current obsessions: heartbreak high, agggtm

Working on: a couple of fics I've been putting off writing 😅

Tagging @angel-pupp @eflen-n-reegee @agerefandom and anyone else that wants to try

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Even More Caregivers Gomez and Morticia Addams Headcanons (The Addams Family)

Suggested by @zom-bee-1 and @theomenscouncil666

They both love history and love telling you interesting, gruesome facts. “Did you know, my little wraith, people used to eat mummies?”

On special occasions, Morticia helps you get extra fancy, doing your makeup and letting you borrow some of her jewelry.

And on a more daily basis, Gomez will help with your hair, brushing it for you and styling it however you like.

They always know your age range. Even when you’re trying to hide your regression, even when your age JUST changed, they still know. It’s almost creepy.

Gomez loves to play little tricks on you, but only if you find them funny. He’d never want to upset you.

If you find comfort in it, Morticia is happy to swaddle you. (And then she coos about how adorable you look. “Like you’re in your burial shroud.”)

They make a playroom for you in the attic, with plenty of morbid toys and lots space to run around.

They are incredibly patient when you’re angry. They assure you that the feelings will pass and they don’t take anything you say too personally.

If you’re sitting or laying on the floor, Morticia will crouch down to be at eye level while she talks to you. Gomez, on the other hand, is right there on the floor with you.

They do their best to support whatever “strange” interests you have. They don’t understand the appeal of Disney movies or cutesy aesthetics, but if you like them, they will indulge you.

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Caregiver Deadpool Headcanons (Deadpool)

Heads up: the movie contains gory violence, nudity, sexual content, and mature humor. Suggested by Anon

He is constantly making jokes and wisecracks. However stressful a situation is, however upset you are, he will not stop trying to make you giggle.

He makes sure you always have fresh, sharpened crayons. (And then he borrows them to do his own drawings.)

He allows - nay, ENCOURAGES - swearing. He cracks up every time this adorable little child drops an f-bomb or calls him a REDACTED

He also loves your general misbehavior. Let there be anarchy!

He usually wears his mask around you; he tries to play it off, but he worries his face might give you nightmares.

He frequently takes you to the local arcade, where he kicks your butt at skeeball and then lets you have his tickets.

One of his favorite games to play, especially when you’re feeling crummy, is “Whose Life Sucks More”. It’s a stupid, silly way to remind you that things could always be worse.

He makes you your own matching suit to wear when you’re hanging out together.

He loves older cartoons and shows you all his favorites from when he was a kid.

He is always turning to the “camera” and making comments. Maybe there’s a real audience and maybe there isn’t, but either way it makes you laugh; and that is always his goal.

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More Caregiver Alastor Headcanons (Hazbin Hotel)

Heads up: this show contains death, violence, swearing, sexual assault, and various forms of depravity. Suggested by Anon

Absolutely everything you do is delightful to him - even your worst behaviors are simply adorable. “How quaint! You fancy yourself a rabble-rouser? Let’s see some REAL mischief!”

He shows you off to some of the other Overlords, bragging about what a little hellion you are and nodding approvingly as they coo over you.

By the way: Rosie is the only one who gets to babysit you. He does not care how fun you think Mimzy is, you’re not gonna be left alone with her. Sorry not sorry.

He plays the piano for you and loves to see you dance.

I subscribe to @nottapossum’s theory that he’s color blind. He often asks you what color something is, and then praises you for your wonderful color identification skills.

He really, REALLY doesn’t care for television or movies. Why not listen to a nice wholesome radio drama instead?

(He’ll watch with you if you insist, though. Just don’t expect him to get invested.)

He rarely swears himself and is fairly strict about you keeping your language clean. The one exception he deems fair is: if you hear him curse, you’re allowed one (1) lecture-free use of the same word.

Alastor can manipulate his own room to look like a bayou; you’d better believe he can conjure up an amazing playroom for you.

(Of course, you have to make a deal with him first… Promise to be safe and have fun!)

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Little Big Changes (An ‘Inside Out’ Regression Fic)

Riley becomes overwhelmed and regresses for the first time, but her parents are there to help her. Suggested by Anon

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Things were getting better. Riley felt more comfortable in her new house. Her parents were paying closer attention to her feelings. The coach of the local hockey team even agreed to let her have a second tryout, and she made center.

A week had gone by when things got bad again.

Except… BAD wasn’t even the right way to phrase it. Riley had gotten a B- on her book report; not a huge deal. Some kid had bumped into her in the halls; he said sorry, so whatever. She had to wait a long time for the trolley to pass before she could cross the street; no problem.

Except… she didn’t want a B-. She didn’t like being bumped into. And the trolley kept clanging its bell really, really loudly.

(Inside Headquarters, Sadness was tapping buttons, and the console was turning a very deep blue.

“It’s not usually like that,” Fear said nervously.

“And what’s up with the bells?” Disgust added, covering her ears. “Why are they so loud?”)

By the time she got home, Riley was crying. She didn’t feel right - not sick, exactly, but not normal. Really not normal.

“Riley?” Her mom peeked into the living room then hurried over, cupping her daughter’s face. “Baby, what’s wrong?”

Riley opened her mouth but all that came out were fresh sobs.

Her mother led her to the table and helped her into a chair. “Bill!” she called up the stairs. “Bill, come here!” Then, in a much gentler tone, “Did something happen, sweetheart? Did someone hurt you?”

Riley quickly shook her head, scrubbing her eyes and trying to stifle her crying.

Her dad was suddenly at her side, rubbing her shoulders. “What’s wrong, monkey? Rough day?”

Riley hiccuped and nodded, finally forcing out a few words. “The… trolley’s… loud…”

Her parents looked at each other, then back at her. “Yeah,” he dad said uncertainly. “Yeah,  it sure can be. Was there… anything else?”

Riley shrugged, staring at the floor. “Want… I dunno!” Her sobs resumed and she hugged herself.

Her mom looked somehow more worried. “Baby, are you sick? Does something hurt? Should we take her to the hospital?”

Her dad was frowning with thought. “Riley,” he said in a very soft and gentle voice, “Riley, did the trolley hurt your ears?”

She nodded.

“Remember when she was a toddler,” her dad said, still in that soft voice, “and loud noises would scare her? She used to cry just like this.”

“But she grew out of that,” her mom pointed out. “Why is she so upset now?”

Her dad nodded slightly, then said, “Riley? How would you like to come with me to the store? We can get some of those fishy crackers you like.”

“Wha-” her mom started to say, but she stopped when Riley nodded. “Oh… okay… Let’s all go, alright?”

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In the car, over the hum of the engine, Riley could hear her parents whispering.

“I thought she was ‘too old’ for Goldfish crackers, that’s what she’s always saying.”

“You know that psychology class I took in college? They told us about this thing, this… regression thing.”

“I think I remember you talking about that, but… that was for TRAUMA, wasn’t it? I know she’s upset about the move, but…”

“Right now, this makes the most sense to me. Once we’re home I can do some research, but I think for now we just kinda… act like she’s three again.”

Riley watched her mom think on this for a moment, then she turned in her seat. “Riley,” she said in a gentle voice. “Can you… can you tell me what color that truck is?”

The girl nodded, wiping her nose on her sleeve. “ ‘S blue.”

“It IS blue! Good job, smarty-pants!”

(Now the console was an almost blinding shade of yellow.

“There we go!” Joy said excitedly. “Alright, you heard Dad, guys, Riley’s in toddler mode! Disgust, keep little things out of her mouth. Fear, keep an eye out the window for clowns. Sadness, help her cry when she needs help. Anger, check the mind manuals, see if there’s a protocol for this. We’ve gone through worse, so let’s help our girl!”)

Riley giggled. Some part of her was aware that this was strange, that she still felt abnormal; but mostly she was glad she had made her mom proud.

While her dad went into the grocery store, Riley stared out the window. Her mom alternated between asking about colors and playing kids’ songs on her phone. When she started the Bloofy theme, Riley squealed and sang along as though she’d heard it the day before.

When the song ended, her mom turned around so she was facing Riley. “Sweetheart, you know… you know Dad and I love you, right? No matter what. And we’re gonna take care of you, okay? Always.”

Riley smiled, chewing on one of her fingers. “Uh-huh,” she mumbled.

Her mom smiled back, then pointed out the window. “Hey, who’s that silly monkey man?”

Riley gasped, pressing her hands against the glass. “Daddy!”

Her dad climbed into the car, reached into his bag and pulled out a small package of Goldfish crackers. “Here you go, Riler! I got some dino nuggets for dinner, that sound good?”

“Yeah!” Riley exclaimed, snatching the crackers and shoving a handful into her mouth.

“Riley,” her mom scolded gently. “What do we say?”

“Fank oo,” the girl mumbled, crumbs falling into her lap.

By the time they were pulling out of the parking lot, the little bag was empty and Riley was shutting her eyes. She could hear her parents whispering about their plans for the evening, but she didn’t pay much attention. She was comfortable, the taste of cheese was still in her mouth, and everything - EVERYTHING - was going to be okay.

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Caregiver Alastor Headcanons (Hazbin Hotel)

Heads up: this show contains a lot of swearing and cartoonishly gory violence.

He’s been on the hunt for a new source of entertainment, and a kiddo like you is perfect!

He is always smiling, and tries to ensure you are too. You’re never fully dressed without a smile, after all!

(And if you’re really upset, he’ll chatter and make jokes until either his presence or his laughing audience cheers you up.)

He also likes talking to you while you’re going to bed. He’ll lower his voice and chatter about things he’s seen or experienced, and the chatter will help lull you to sleep.

He can create certain objects with his powers, including little demonic toys for you.

He has plenty of… associates that he’s made deals with over the years. Some of them, like Nifty, adore you and think you’re the sweetest thing. Others, like Husker, are always grumpy and fun to pester.

(Al majorly encourages the pestering.)

As long as he’s around, you will never be harmed. No creature would dare try to mess with you.

He often pulls you into a musical number, using his abilities to give you props and change up your surroundings.

If you ever wander too far, or if he just can’t wait to see you, he summons you to his side, which is very sweet. It does mean hide and seek with him is terrible, though.

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Inspired by @chompchompchu’s How to Play series.

Draw what you would look like as an animatronic. Feel free to design some variants, too - a nightmare version, a glamrock version, etcetera!

Find a recipe and make your own pizza.

Work on some of the activities in the Survival Logbook.

Wrap yourself tightly in a blanket and pretend you’re hiding inside your favorite animatronic.

Jumpscare your toys.

Try to move like an animatronic.

Design your perfect pizzeria - complete with play equipment and activities!

Make audio logs and imitate Phone Guy.

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Regressor Husk Headcanons (Hazbin Hotel)

Heads up: this show contains death, violence, swearing, sexual assault, and various forms of depravity. Suggested by Anon

He is BABY and he is CRANKY. Everything is slightly annoying, everything is just the tiniest bit uncomfortable, nothing is ideal and boy howdy he is gonna complain!

With that said, it’s very rare he gets legitimately upset or cries. Typically the tears only start when he spots Alastor.

(While he’s regressed, he is TERRIFIED of Alastor. Big Husk gives a lot of sass, but Little Husk is scared out of his mind. Please keep the deer away from him.)

Husk WILL try to drink while regressed. Somebody should probably stop him.

He likes to hide behind the bar and act like nobody knows where he is.

He is stubborn as all get out. No, he’s NOT gonna take a nap and he’s NOT gonna eat his dinner and he’s NOT gonna put the bottle away.

He can still play cards when he’s regressed, and will invite almost anyone to play.

(Just make sure to let him win. Please. He gets unbelievably sad if he loses.)

When he wins a game or is just generally happy, his wings get all flappy.

He has one singular plushie. He hides it in his room to keep it safe, but he often refers to it as though it’s a real person.

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More Caregivers Gomez and Morticia Addams Headcanons (The Addams Family)

@kissforvoid suggested I write some more headcanons for these two, and I’m nothing if not a people pleaser. XD

Every opportunity they get, they love to hold big parties for the entire Addams clan. You better believe they had an “adoption” party when they became you official caregivers - complete with a mamushka all for you!

Morticia knitted baby clothes for all of her children, so of course she wants to knit some clothes for you. She makes them however you like; hoods with bat ears, spider-lace skirts, or simple footie pajamas.

Gomez is the singer of the two, and often serenades you with segments of tragic operas.

Morticia has a very fair complexion, so she knows how painful the sun can be. She is EXTREMELY strict about the use of sunscreen, hats or parasols, and protective clothing.

Halloween is the biggest holiday of their year, and they go all out for it. The house is decorated basement to attic, all the traditional Addams family treats are laid out, and they both spend weeks helping you perfect your costume until it’s exactly what you want it to be.

Gomez loves to hold mock trials over very silly things; missing pencils, cookies broken into pieces, slander by stuffed animals, etc. He is always the prosecutor while you get to be defense. He ALWAYS loses, and then gives you a treat as a reward for your brilliant debate skills.

Morticia knows a lot about witchcraft, and will teach you a few simple spells. The easiest one is to make it a lovely cloudy day.

Gomez often shows you home movies of himself and Fester as children. He loves to tell you stories of all the mischief they got up to when they were young.

Speaking of Fester: when Gomez and Morticia go out for the evening, Fester is your main babysitter. He’s even more energetic than Gomez and never fails to tire you out with his wild games.

(No matter how late they’re out, Gomez and Morticia always peek in and give you a good night kiss when they get home.)

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Big Brother CatNap Headcanons (Poppy Playtime)

Heads up: this game has jumpscares, gore, referenced torture and referenced cannibalism. Suggested by @millenniumproductions

CatNap doesn’t talk to you very much; he worries that his voice is too frightening. He mostly communicates through gestures or scratching words into the floor.

The one exception is if you ask him to talk about the Prototype. He’ll curl around you and tell you about how brave and kind and selfless the Prototype is.

CatNap also likes to hum to you, and his humming doesn’t sound as rough as his speaking voice. His favorite genre of music is jazz, but he’ll hum whatever kind of music you like as well.

Even despite being in ruins, Playcare is a pretty amazing place. With CatNap by your side, you can explore all over without worrying about any of the other toys. (He’ll always make sure you’re safe.)

He likes to play you the old Smiling Friends cartoons. Sometimes they’re a little… strange, but you still enjoy them.

He loves to play stalking and hunting games with you - things like Red Light Green Light and Wax Museum and Hide n’ Seek. He’s very sneaky and quiet, but somehow you always manage to win.

He doesn’t like going to school, but if you do, he’ll introduce you to Miss Delight. At first she’s a little suspicious of you, but within an hour she’s cheerfully teaching you all about the solar system.

CatNap helps you make your own room inside the Playhouse, and brings you plenty of pillows and blankets to make it extra cozy.

If you have trouble falling asleep, he’ll do everything he can to help you - with one exception. He’ll never let you be exposed to the Red Smoke. He doesn’t want you to have nightmares.

(But sometimes you will anyway; and then he’ll do everything he can to help chase them away.)

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Caregiver Zestial Headcanons (Hazbin Hotel)

Heads up: this show contains death, violence, swearing, sexual assault, and various forms of depravity.

Zestial is so incredibly tall, you can’t help feeling extra little around him. (It helps that he’s constantly patting your head and crouching down to meet your eyes.)

He’s an incredibly quiet person, and it’s not uncommon for him to accidentally sneak up on you. To avoid startling you, he’s taken to humming songs you like so you can alway hear where he is.

He’s very fond of spiders, and likes to dress you in spidery clothes or gift you spider plushies.

He’s big on schedules and keeps you on a pretty strict one. He feels it’s best for a little thing like you to know exactly what to expect.

And when the unexpected happens, he’ll take care of it. He has plans for every possible problem and is always prepared for anything. You never need to be afraid when he’s nearby.

No matter how fussy or bratty you may get, he’ll always keep his composure. He never takes what you say personally and always forgives you for what you say or do when you’re upset.

(Though, don’t think that means you won’t get sent to the timeout chair. Zestial may be forgiving but he’s not a pushover.)

He’s super observant and always notices any changes in your behavior. He can always tell when you’re upset, and can very often pinpoint the exact nature of the problem. This is helpful if you don’t like talking about things.

His favorite books to read with you are classical novels - things like “The Canterbury Tales” or the works of Shakespeare. He’ll read a few paragraphs and then pause to make sure you can follow the plot.

He also likes to tell you stories about his life and afterlife. If you’re brave enough to hear the specifics, he’ll go into quite a bit of detail.

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Friend Peter Pan Headcanons (Peter Pan)

He teaches you to fly, but always stays near you in the air - just in case you need help.

(And he’s alway curious to hear about your happy thoughts.)

He takes you all over Never Land, showing you all his favorite places and introducing you to all his friends.

He loves to tell you stories all about his adventures…

… and he also loves to hear YOU tell stories all about his adventures. 😆

He sets up an extra hammock for you in the hideout, and clears off a shelf for your treasures. 

As the newest member of the Lost Boys (girls and enbies welcome), you get your own animal suit. Most Boys pick a forest creature, but any animal is fine!

You also get a weapon to defend yourself from pirates - just be careful not to hurt yourself!

Peter can do amazing impressions, and he loves to make you laugh by imitating Hook and saying “I’m a codfish”.

On quiet nights he likes to play his panpipes, and you often fall asleep to the gentle music.

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Flip Peter Quill Headcanons (Guardians of the Galaxy Trilogy)

Heads up: these movies contain death, illness, animal cruelty, arguable body horror, violence, fighting among friends, swearing, and trauma.

As a Caregiver

Everywhere you go, he wants to hold your hand. It’s super important to him that you don’t get lost.

His favorite thing to do with you? Dance party! He loves making you giggle with his awesome moves.

(A close second favorite activity is picking you up and taking you flying.)

He is CONSTANTLY playing little tricks on you. He can’t help himself; it’s just so fun to fib to people! Here, he’ll prove it - tell him a lie and watch him fall for it. (He’s right, it is super fun.)

You have your own cabin on the ship, filled floor to ceiling with all the cool stuff you’ve collected on missions.

As a Regressor

His greatest comfort “item” is music. Whenever he’s upset or scared or frustrated, Earth music helps him regulate.

He is a bit of a crier. He gets easily upset and the waterworks start. This is embarrassing for him, even though everyone tries to assure him it’s okay.

He loves sticker books, especially the extra stickers that always come with them. He decorates all over the ship with them.

He does NOT like holding hands. It reminds him too much of his mother’s passing.

He loves watching classic Earth movies, and for days afterwards he’ll incorporate the plot lines into his games.

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Friends Bluey and Bingo Heeler Headcanons (Bluey)

It goes without saying, but they LOVE playing pretend with you. Any kind of make-believe is fun for them!

They’re also happy to play board games if you have trouble with pretending.

They enjoy coloring and will encourage you to make games out of your drawings.

Bluey is the louder of the two, and even if you’re shy, she can get you shouting in no time.

(But she can also be quiet when the situation calls for it; if you’re upset or scared, she’ll tone it down.)

Bingo is typically the strange one; she comes up with bizarre ideas and always sees them through. If you also love acting crazy, you’ll have a lot of fun together!

Neither of them take naps, but they understand if you need to, and will be extra quiet so they don’t wake you up.

Bluey loves to make up stories and is happy to tell them to you or act them out.

Bingo is especially fascinated by bugs and is constantly calling you to come see one.

Both of them are full of energy, so the fun can last for hours.