#Eflen Writes

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Caregiver Rosie Headcanons (Hazbin Hotel)

Heads up: this show contains death, violence, swearing, sexual assault, and various forms of depravity.

Rosie can spot a regressor a mile away, and she’ll start nurturing you before she even knows your name. It might be a little off-putting, but she has good intentions.

She loves to baby the absolute dickens out of you. No matter how old you are, she’s constantly pinching your cheeks and cooing about how adorable you are.

(And any argument about how you’re too old for that kind of thing is met with a cheerful hand wave. “Oh sugar, you’ll always be my baby, however big you get.”)

There’s all kinds of creepy confections at her store, and she’s happy to let you try them… but she’s also completely willing to make you more normal food. “It’s an acquired taste, sweetie, no big deal.”

She loves to dress you up in old fashioned outfits, and she goes on for hours about how darling you look.

She is GREAT with helping you work through big feelings. She’s a wonderful listener and always gives helpful advice.

She’s always watching for things she thinks you’ll like. Maybe she surprises you with a new toy, or maybe she points out a cool bug on the ground. She just likes seeing you excited.

If you like tea parties, Rosie is your gal. She’ll set out her best tea service, make all kinds of tasty snacks, and bring plenty of gossip to the table.

She’s a very hands-on person, constantly wanting to hug you or hold your hand or fuss with your hair. (And if you don’t like physical contact, she’ll respect that, but she’ll also try to find forms of touch you’re comfortable with. Maybe gentle tugs on your sleeve, or holding hands with a plushie? She’ll find something that works!)

She is very firm about rules and has absolutely no qualms about sending you to timeout. Don’t bother with the puppy eyes; she’s completely immune.

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I’m finally back! I’m working on filling some suggestions from a few months ago, but I just had to get my thoughts on Rosie out there. If you like Hazbin Hotel agere content, I highly recommend @nottapossum

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1 - I don’t really have a set age, but I feel like I’m somewhere between 3 and 8.

2 - I don’t have any caregiver, but I think I would kinda like one.

3 - Not really; unless you count one piece pjs.

4 - No. I have OCD and diapers make me a little uncomfortable, and I’ve tried pacifiers but I don’t really like them. I might try teethers at some point.

5 - Ritz crackers with cheese, chocolate, goldfish crackers, and Scooby-snacks.

6 - I don’t know if I have a favorite, but I like kiddo, sweetie, and Eflen.

7 - Current favorites - Cartoon: Bluey, Movie: Guardians of the Galaxy trilogy, and Show: Doctor Who.

8 - Yes.

9 - Not really.

10 - Probably Bandit, though I do love the whole Heeler family. Also Kiki and Jiji.

11 - I like coloring! I’m not very good at drawing and painting’s a little too messy.

12 - Shopkins and other miniatures, and Legos.

13 - Chocolate milk and cold water.

14 - I don’t really baby talk much, though I do sometimes. I don’t think I want others to baby talk to me.

15 - Honestly, I’m not completely sure I do regress. I might just be age dreaming - I’m still not completely sure about all the differences. But I try to get cozy and childish a few times a week after work.

16 - I like plushies to look at and occasionally hug, but I don’t really play with them or cuddle them. I LOVE blankets.

17 - The only ones I know off the top of my head are age regressor and age dreamer, but I might come up with others at some point.

18 - I don’t have any baby bottles or sippies, but I LOVE these water bottles:

They make me feel little.

19 - As in sugar? Yes! As in cute things? Sometimes; it depends.

20 - Comfy stuff. I’m trying to find a set of onesie pajamas that fit me comfortably, ‘cause I think I’d really like that.

I don’t usually do these kinds things, but maybe I will in future. This was nice.

Agere ask game sheet!

Right sheet is for your answers, feel free to use! If you want, tag me or something since i would love to see them!

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Tag game

Tagged by @jjtheresidentbaby

Last song: simulation swarm by big thief

Fav colour: yellow

Currently watching: nothing really, trying to find something new to watch. Rewatching heartbreak high

Last movie: uncharted

Currently reading: good girl, bad blood

Sweet, spicy, savoury: sweet

Relationship: taken

Current obsessions: heartbreak high, agggtm

Working on: a couple of fics I've been putting off writing 😅

Tagging @angel-pupp @eflen-n-reegee @agerefandom and anyone else that wants to try

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Even More Caregivers Gomez and Morticia Addams Headcanons (The Addams Family)

Suggested by @zom-bee-1 and @theomenscouncil666

They both love history and love telling you interesting, gruesome facts. “Did you know, my little wraith, people used to eat mummies?”

On special occasions, Morticia helps you get extra fancy, doing your makeup and letting you borrow some of her jewelry.

And on a more daily basis, Gomez will help with your hair, brushing it for you and styling it however you like.

They always know your age range. Even when you’re trying to hide your regression, even when your age JUST changed, they still know. It’s almost creepy.

Gomez loves to play little tricks on you, but only if you find them funny. He’d never want to upset you.

If you find comfort in it, Morticia is happy to swaddle you. (And then she coos about how adorable you look. “Like you’re in your burial shroud.”)

They make a playroom for you in the attic, with plenty of morbid toys and lots space to run around.

They are incredibly patient when you’re angry. They assure you that the feelings will pass and they don’t take anything you say too personally.

If you’re sitting or laying on the floor, Morticia will crouch down to be at eye level while she talks to you. Gomez, on the other hand, is right there on the floor with you.

They do their best to support whatever “strange” interests you have. They don’t understand the appeal of Disney movies or cutesy aesthetics, but if you like them, they will indulge you.

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More Caregiver Alastor Headcanons (Hazbin Hotel)

Heads up: this show contains death, violence, swearing, sexual assault, and various forms of depravity. Suggested by Anon

Absolutely everything you do is delightful to him - even your worst behaviors are simply adorable. “How quaint! You fancy yourself a rabble-rouser? Let’s see some REAL mischief!”

He shows you off to some of the other Overlords, bragging about what a little hellion you are and nodding approvingly as they coo over you.

By the way: Rosie is the only one who gets to babysit you. He does not care how fun you think Mimzy is, you’re not gonna be left alone with her. Sorry not sorry.

He plays the piano for you and loves to see you dance.

I subscribe to @nottapossum’s theory that he’s color blind. He often asks you what color something is, and then praises you for your wonderful color identification skills.

He really, REALLY doesn’t care for television or movies. Why not listen to a nice wholesome radio drama instead?

(He’ll watch with you if you insist, though. Just don’t expect him to get invested.)

He rarely swears himself and is fairly strict about you keeping your language clean. The one exception he deems fair is: if you hear him curse, you’re allowed one (1) lecture-free use of the same word.

Alastor can manipulate his own room to look like a bayou; you’d better believe he can conjure up an amazing playroom for you.

(Of course, you have to make a deal with him first… Promise to be safe and have fun!)

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Caregiver Deadpool Headcanons (Deadpool)

Heads up: the movie contains gory violence, nudity, sexual content, and mature humor. Suggested by Anon

He is constantly making jokes and wisecracks. However stressful a situation is, however upset you are, he will not stop trying to make you giggle.

He makes sure you always have fresh, sharpened crayons. (And then he borrows them to do his own drawings.)

He allows - nay, ENCOURAGES - swearing. He cracks up every time this adorable little child drops an f-bomb or calls him a REDACTED

He also loves your general misbehavior. Let there be anarchy!

He usually wears his mask around you; he tries to play it off, but he worries his face might give you nightmares.

He frequently takes you to the local arcade, where he kicks your butt at skeeball and then lets you have his tickets.

One of his favorite games to play, especially when you’re feeling crummy, is “Whose Life Sucks More”. It’s a stupid, silly way to remind you that things could always be worse.

He makes you your own matching suit to wear when you’re hanging out together.

He loves older cartoons and shows you all his favorites from when he was a kid.

He is always turning to the “camera” and making comments. Maybe there’s a real audience and maybe there isn’t, but either way it makes you laugh; and that is always his goal.

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Inspired by @chompchompchu’s How to Play series.

Draw what you would look like as an animatronic. Feel free to design some variants, too - a nightmare version, a glamrock version, etcetera!

Find a recipe and make your own pizza.

Work on some of the activities in the Survival Logbook.

Wrap yourself tightly in a blanket and pretend you’re hiding inside your favorite animatronic.

Jumpscare your toys.

Try to move like an animatronic.

Design your perfect pizzeria - complete with play equipment and activities!

Make audio logs and imitate Phone Guy.

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Little Big Changes (An ‘Inside Out’ Regression Fic)

Riley becomes overwhelmed and regresses for the first time, but her parents are there to help her. Suggested by Anon

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Things were getting better. Riley felt more comfortable in her new house. Her parents were paying closer attention to her feelings. The coach of the local hockey team even agreed to let her have a second tryout, and she made center.

A week had gone by when things got bad again.

Except… BAD wasn’t even the right way to phrase it. Riley had gotten a B- on her book report; not a huge deal. Some kid had bumped into her in the halls; he said sorry, so whatever. She had to wait a long time for the trolley to pass before she could cross the street; no problem.

Except… she didn’t want a B-. She didn’t like being bumped into. And the trolley kept clanging its bell really, really loudly.

(Inside Headquarters, Sadness was tapping buttons, and the console was turning a very deep blue.

“It’s not usually like that,” Fear said nervously.

“And what’s up with the bells?” Disgust added, covering her ears. “Why are they so loud?”)

By the time she got home, Riley was crying. She didn’t feel right - not sick, exactly, but not normal. Really not normal.

“Riley?” Her mom peeked into the living room then hurried over, cupping her daughter’s face. “Baby, what’s wrong?”

Riley opened her mouth but all that came out were fresh sobs.

Her mother led her to the table and helped her into a chair. “Bill!” she called up the stairs. “Bill, come here!” Then, in a much gentler tone, “Did something happen, sweetheart? Did someone hurt you?”

Riley quickly shook her head, scrubbing her eyes and trying to stifle her crying.

Her dad was suddenly at her side, rubbing her shoulders. “What’s wrong, monkey? Rough day?”

Riley hiccuped and nodded, finally forcing out a few words. “The… trolley’s… loud…”

Her parents looked at each other, then back at her. “Yeah,” he dad said uncertainly. “Yeah,  it sure can be. Was there… anything else?”

Riley shrugged, staring at the floor. “Want… I dunno!” Her sobs resumed and she hugged herself.

Her mom looked somehow more worried. “Baby, are you sick? Does something hurt? Should we take her to the hospital?”

Her dad was frowning with thought. “Riley,” he said in a very soft and gentle voice, “Riley, did the trolley hurt your ears?”

She nodded.

“Remember when she was a toddler,” her dad said, still in that soft voice, “and loud noises would scare her? She used to cry just like this.”

“But she grew out of that,” her mom pointed out. “Why is she so upset now?”

Her dad nodded slightly, then said, “Riley? How would you like to come with me to the store? We can get some of those fishy crackers you like.”

“Wha-” her mom started to say, but she stopped when Riley nodded. “Oh… okay… Let’s all go, alright?”

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In the car, over the hum of the engine, Riley could hear her parents whispering.

“I thought she was ‘too old’ for Goldfish crackers, that’s what she’s always saying.”

“You know that psychology class I took in college? They told us about this thing, this… regression thing.”

“I think I remember you talking about that, but… that was for TRAUMA, wasn’t it? I know she’s upset about the move, but…”

“Right now, this makes the most sense to me. Once we’re home I can do some research, but I think for now we just kinda… act like she’s three again.”

Riley watched her mom think on this for a moment, then she turned in her seat. “Riley,” she said in a gentle voice. “Can you… can you tell me what color that truck is?”

The girl nodded, wiping her nose on her sleeve. “ ‘S blue.”

“It IS blue! Good job, smarty-pants!”

(Now the console was an almost blinding shade of yellow.

“There we go!” Joy said excitedly. “Alright, you heard Dad, guys, Riley’s in toddler mode! Disgust, keep little things out of her mouth. Fear, keep an eye out the window for clowns. Sadness, help her cry when she needs help. Anger, check the mind manuals, see if there’s a protocol for this. We’ve gone through worse, so let’s help our girl!”)

Riley giggled. Some part of her was aware that this was strange, that she still felt abnormal; but mostly she was glad she had made her mom proud.

While her dad went into the grocery store, Riley stared out the window. Her mom alternated between asking about colors and playing kids’ songs on her phone. When she started the Bloofy theme, Riley squealed and sang along as though she’d heard it the day before.

When the song ended, her mom turned around so she was facing Riley. “Sweetheart, you know… you know Dad and I love you, right? No matter what. And we’re gonna take care of you, okay? Always.”

Riley smiled, chewing on one of her fingers. “Uh-huh,” she mumbled.

Her mom smiled back, then pointed out the window. “Hey, who’s that silly monkey man?”

Riley gasped, pressing her hands against the glass. “Daddy!”

Her dad climbed into the car, reached into his bag and pulled out a small package of Goldfish crackers. “Here you go, Riler! I got some dino nuggets for dinner, that sound good?”

“Yeah!” Riley exclaimed, snatching the crackers and shoving a handful into her mouth.

“Riley,” her mom scolded gently. “What do we say?”

“Fank oo,” the girl mumbled, crumbs falling into her lap.

By the time they were pulling out of the parking lot, the little bag was empty and Riley was shutting her eyes. She could hear her parents whispering about their plans for the evening, but she didn’t pay much attention. She was comfortable, the taste of cheese was still in her mouth, and everything - EVERYTHING - was going to be okay.

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Caregiver Alastor Headcanons (Hazbin Hotel)

Heads up: this show contains a lot of swearing and cartoonishly gory violence.

He’s been on the hunt for a new source of entertainment, and a kiddo like you is perfect!

He is always smiling, and tries to ensure you are too. You’re never fully dressed without a smile, after all!

(And if you’re really upset, he’ll chatter and make jokes until either his presence or his laughing audience cheers you up.)

He also likes talking to you while you’re going to bed. He’ll lower his voice and chatter about things he’s seen or experienced, and the chatter will help lull you to sleep.

He can create certain objects with his powers, including little demonic toys for you.

He has plenty of… associates that he’s made deals with over the years. Some of them, like Nifty, adore you and think you’re the sweetest thing. Others, like Husker, are always grumpy and fun to pester.

(Al majorly encourages the pestering.)

As long as he’s around, you will never be harmed. No creature would dare try to mess with you.

He often pulls you into a musical number, using his abilities to give you props and change up your surroundings.

If you ever wander too far, or if he just can’t wait to see you, he summons you to his side, which is very sweet. It does mean hide and seek with him is terrible, though.

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Regressor Miss Delight Headcanons (Poppy Playtime)

Heads up: this game has jumpscares, gore, referenced torture and referenced cannibalism. Under the cut because Miss Delight might look a little scary if you’re not ready to see her. Suggested by @littlebabygirltoocute - sorry, I misread your original suggestion! 😅

Miss Delight started regressing due to the trauma of what she did and saw.

When she’s regressed, she imagines her sisters or Barb are taking care of her.

(Barb is especially protective and loves to play games.)

Miss Delight LOVES reading, especially educational materials.

She sleeps a lot when she’s regressed; when she’s not regressed she’s hyper alert, so being small is her only time to rest.

She has a bad habit of picking at the cracks in her face when she’s regressed.

Miss Delight can’t handle seeing her reflection. Not only does it scare her, but it reminds her of what happened. She’s taken to wearing a paper mask when she’s regressed to ensure she doesn’t see herself.

(She’s made a number of different masks for herself; she’s a very artistic kiddo.)

She likes to play with the little toys the students left behind, but she plays very quietly. Sounds echo loudly in the empty school, and sometimes her own voice scares her.

CatNap feels a little sorry for Miss Delight when she’s regressed, and he’s tried talking to her; but she either hides from him or lashes out, so he’s given up. Miss Delight likes it better that way. She doesn’t need him; Barb takes care of her.

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Regressor Robert Chase Headcanons (House M.D.)

Heads up: this is a medical drama that contains mature themes and humor. Suggested by Anon

He regresses due to lingering issues from his bio childhood and stress from work.

He is a very picky eater, but in a different way than most regressors. He insists that every meal contains plenty of vegetables and won’t eat anything fried. Even in headspace, he wants to be healthy.

Whenever he makes a mistake, he gets REALLY upset. It takes a lot of encouragement to convince him that mistakes are normal and that you’re not angry or disappointed.

He really enjoys listening to Bible stories while he’s regressed, and he loves “VeggieTales”.

He also enjoys “Blue’s Clues” and “Bananas in Pajamas”.

(But not “Bluey”. It makes him sad because he wishes his childhood had been like that.)

When he’s regressed, he can’t stand to see anyone drinking anything that so much as resembles alcohol. Even billboard advertisements can make him tear up.

When he wants something he doesn’t WHINE, but he asks repeatedly in the hopes of wearing you down.

He likes putting on his coat and “pretending” to be a doctor.

He is not Bobby or Robbie or Bertie. He is Robert. Yes, he has thrown tantrums over this.

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Caregivers Ghostbusters Headcanons (Ghostbusters 1984)

Heads up: this movie contains some sexual content and humor, as well as swearing. Suggested by Anon - they specifically asked for Peter and Egon, but I had to do the whole gang. 😆

Peter Venkmen

Out of all the guys, Peters’s the best at playing pretend. Making things up comes very naturally to him, and he’s always happy to go along with your games.

He loves to tease you and he does it all the time; but he also gives you plenty of genuine compliments.

He’s an “I’m going to count to three” caregiver, but he rarely actually gets to three.

He loves to perform the tablecloth trick for you, despite being… well, less than great at it.

The man has very little ego. He doesn’t care how silly he looks or how much attention he’s calling to himself, he will do whatever it takes to make you laugh.

Ray Stantz

He gets so excited to play with you, and he pours his heart and soul into it. He wants you to always be having fun.

He makes sure you have your own personal corner in the firehouse where you can hang out while they’re on calls.

He likes to tell you about all the different types and subtypes of ghosts; how to recognize them, how to handle them, etc.

(Sometimes he forgets he’s talking to a kiddo and you need to ask him to explain things more simply. He’s always happy to do so.)

Whatever you find interesting, no matter how odd or unusual, he wants to hear you talk about it.

Egon Spengler

He’s the one who’s most concerned about things being safe and child-friendly, though he can be persuaded to let you take some risks.

As the main tech guy for the group, he’s fully capable of building some neat (and practical) toys for you.

He is SO bad at playing pretend. He’s incredibly stiff and monotone, and he constantly looks like an actor who forgot his lines. It’s hilarious.

He likes to show off his fungus collection, and he’s eager to see any collections you have.

He loves to tell you the bizarre and paranormal local histories. “You think that building looks creepy? Well, it is, because in the eighteen hundreds…” He needs minimal prompting to go on a spooky tangent.

Winston Zeddemore

He’s the most level-headed of the group, and the most traditional caregiver; he makes sure you eat regularly, brush your teeth, all that good stuff.

(He’s also the most likely to actually punish you for misbehavior. Sorry, but puppy eyes don’t work on him!)

He loves to drive you around the city in Ecto-1, showing you all the coolest places.

If you like them, he’ll read you Bible stories before you go to bed.

He’s a major hype man; he knows how awesome and capable you are, and he’s determined to make sure you know it too.

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Friend Coraline Jones Headcanons (Coraline)

She loves to tell you scary stories, and loves it even more when YOU tell HER some.

She loves witchcraft and pulls you into practicing with her.

She’s always on the hunt for hagstones, and she gives you the first one she finds. “They’re good for bad things.”

Dolls creep her out now, but she’ll play with other toys with you.

(Just don’t be surprised if she takes games of pretend in a creepy direction - so many action figures have been burned at the stake or locked in a dungeon.)

She gets excited about new and weird stuff, and that excitement can be really contagious.

She LOVES flowers and is always in the mood to garden with you.

(Yes, even when it’s raining. Mud is fun!)

She’s got more than one rain coat, and she’ll let you borrow one of them.

She’s always watching out for you, making sure you’re safe from all the bad things.

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Regressor Husk Headcanons (Hazbin Hotel)

Heads up: this show contains death, violence, swearing, sexual assault, and various forms of depravity. Suggested by Anon

He is BABY and he is CRANKY. Everything is slightly annoying, everything is just the tiniest bit uncomfortable, nothing is ideal and boy howdy he is gonna complain!

With that said, it’s very rare he gets legitimately upset or cries. Typically the tears only start when he spots Alastor.

(While he’s regressed, he is TERRIFIED of Alastor. Big Husk gives a lot of sass, but Little Husk is scared out of his mind. Please keep the deer away from him.)

Husk WILL try to drink while regressed. Somebody should probably stop him.

He likes to hide behind the bar and act like nobody knows where he is.

He is stubborn as all get out. No, he’s NOT gonna take a nap and he’s NOT gonna eat his dinner and he’s NOT gonna put the bottle away.

He can still play cards when he’s regressed, and will invite almost anyone to play.

(Just make sure to let him win. Please. He gets unbelievably sad if he loses.)

When he wins a game or is just generally happy, his wings get all flappy.

He has one singular plushie. He hides it in his room to keep it safe, but he often refers to it as though it’s a real person.

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Caregiver Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp Headcanons (Alice in Wonderland 2010)

Heads up: this film contains violence. Suggested by @hoshi-neko-hikari

He is always, ALWAYS excited to see you. Even if you’ve just been out of sight for ten minutes, he gets so excited that you’re back.

He adorns you with dozens of hats for any occasion, all perfectly matching your style.

He likes to sing you nursery rhymes, though they may not be quite what you’re used to…

He has absolutely no issues with you climbing up on the furniture. Isn’t that what it’s for?

He has very fast reflexes; if you throw things when you’re fussy, he’ll always duck out of the way. Then he’ll laugh.

Whenever you start getting cranky, or when you ask for things you shouldn’t have, he’ll distract you by encouraging you to think of words that start with different letters.

He sometimes starts up on bizarre tangents and needs a little help snapping out of them. You get very good at it!

His tea party is never ending, so if you enjoy sipping tea, chatting with friends, and occasionally breaking things, he’s your guy!

The futterwacken is a difficult dance to learn but a very easy dance to perform - or perhaps it was the other way around. Either way, he’s happy to teach you.

He thinks you’re one of the muchiest creatures he’s ever met.

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More Caregivers Gomez and Morticia Addams Headcanons (The Addams Family)

@kissforvoid suggested I write some more headcanons for these two, and I’m nothing if not a people pleaser. XD

Every opportunity they get, they love to hold big parties for the entire Addams clan. You better believe they had an “adoption” party when they became you official caregivers - complete with a mamushka all for you!

Morticia knitted baby clothes for all of her children, so of course she wants to knit some clothes for you. She makes them however you like; hoods with bat ears, spider-lace skirts, or simple footie pajamas.

Gomez is the singer of the two, and often serenades you with segments of tragic operas.

Morticia has a very fair complexion, so she knows how painful the sun can be. She is EXTREMELY strict about the use of sunscreen, hats or parasols, and protective clothing.

Halloween is the biggest holiday of their year, and they go all out for it. The house is decorated basement to attic, all the traditional Addams family treats are laid out, and they both spend weeks helping you perfect your costume until it’s exactly what you want it to be.

Gomez loves to hold mock trials over very silly things; missing pencils, cookies broken into pieces, slander by stuffed animals, etc. He is always the prosecutor while you get to be defense. He ALWAYS loses, and then gives you a treat as a reward for your brilliant debate skills.

Morticia knows a lot about witchcraft, and will teach you a few simple spells. The easiest one is to make it a lovely cloudy day.

Gomez often shows you home movies of himself and Fester as children. He loves to tell you stories of all the mischief they got up to when they were young.

Speaking of Fester: when Gomez and Morticia go out for the evening, Fester is your main babysitter. He’s even more energetic than Gomez and never fails to tire you out with his wild games.

(No matter how late they’re out, Gomez and Morticia always peek in and give you a good night kiss when they get home.)