#Eelectra is a shiny Eelektross
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[Emmet stopped by the Grind station for a coffee and sandwich when he sees a playpen with five baby Tynamos and one Litwick playing inside with a sign saying “free to a good home talk to E-S/o.” Emmet fells a tad betrayed that his S/o had bred their Eelektross with someone else’s Pokémon and goes to talk to them.]
Emmet, to E-S/o: Why didn’t you tell me you wanted to breed Eelectra? Y’know my Eelektross likes her, I would’ve let you borrow him.
E-S/o: I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want to breed Eelectra.
Emmet: Well, those little Eels didn’t just magically appear out of thin air did they?
E-S/o: Emmet, When you look in the play pen, did you happen to notice the odd one out?
Emmet: Yeah, I saw the Litwick but what does...Oh.
E-S/o: Yeah...those little eels and Ghost light are the offspring from my baby being deflowered by your brother’s perv of Chandelure!
Emmet: Chandler?! When the heck did that happen?!
E-S/o: Two weeks ago Ingo forgot Chandler’s ball here. (Emmet looks surprised) Yeah, I know, anyways, I brought him home and returned him the next day, thinking that was the end of it...Then two days later I got home from work, and I found Eelectra huddle around 6 eggs, I thought one of my other Pokémon was the culprit until the last egg turned out to be a Litwick.
{Awkward pause)
Emmet: Should...Should I tell Ingo?
E-S/o: Yes. Tell you brother to tell his Candle to keep it’s wick outta my Eel!
#pokemon incorrect quotes#submas#subway boss emmet x reader#subway boss emmet#afab reader#eelektross#chandelure#Eelectra is a shiny Eelektross#Emmet's Eelectross has crush on her...So did Ingo's Chandelure too apparently#I know Ingo's chandelure is female but I genderbent her for this
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