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[topguncortez]

Slap Shot | Teaser

A Jake Seresin Hockey AU || masterlist

Press release from the North Island Daggers: 

“Monday, 

Jake Seresin will not travel with the team to Edmonton for the away game series against the Edmonton Oilers. The North Island Daggers Association declines any further comments.” 

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Transcript from the Paul Marquez Report on ESPN:

Paul Marquez: “The North Island Daggers, quite possibly the worst team in the league who is surprisingly having their best season in franchise history. . . have benched their star player, Jake “Hangman” Seresin. This could be the biggest mistake this team has made in a long time. The association posted their comment on their various social media accounts, and then declined to make any further comment. Coach Beau Simpson did his pre-game press conference and of course was bombarded with questions about the decision to bench Seresin when they are headed into a tough few weeks of away games. Sitting with me in the studio as always, Marcus Kirby and Denny Lester, let’s hear from you guys on this choice.” 

Marcus: “This is the dumbest decision the Daggers have ever made. This kid is amazing. He is the best in the league, probably going to be the best in history. He is this generation’s Rus Hamilton. He is breaking records left and right. He is the reason why the Daggers are finally looking like they could win the Cup this year. This decision to bench him when you’re about to go on a 5-game series against the other best team in the league? This is like choosing to fly Spirit Airlines instead of Emirates. Sure, the kid is a hot head but isn’t that why we-”

Denny: “Isn’t that why we watch Hockey? To watch players pummel each other? Maybe some do, but I watch Hockey because I enjoy the sport. Holloway makes me enjoy watching the sport. Bradshaw makes me enjoy watching the sport. Seresin? Makes me want to watch golf. The dude needs an attitude check. He thinks he walks on water and the sun shines out of his ass. He’s not this generation's Hamilton, and it's insulting that you compared the two. I’ve seen better footwork and stickhandling down on the farm teams. He’s got one hell of a temper-” 

Marcus: “He’s a goon! That’s why!” 

Denny: “He can be a goon all he wants, but you don’t drop the gloves and go after your own teammate. We all saw the way he went after Holloway last week during the game with the Devils. For fucks sake, the other team got involved to pull Seresin off of him. The call to bench Seresin is a good one, and I approve of it.” 

Marcus: “Man, you’ve been a Seresin hater since he went overall one in the draft. What will make you stop drinking the haterade.” 

Denny: “Maybe if he can grow up and pay attention to the sport he’s getting paid millions to play and less on the off-screen conquests and the fights.” 

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[dmercer91]

ebug's sister, dm91

ok, first post where blake is blake!! also, excuse the absolute dumpster fire that is my life, and is the reason that this post is one post and not like 47

last season! (2022-23) part one / part two / part three / part four / part five / part six / part seven / part eight / part nine / part ten / part eleven / part twelve

(2023-24)! part one /

blakefriarr_

liked by dawson1417, adamfantilli and 6,947 others

blakefriarr_: so many things have happened since i last popped up on all your timelines and made them immeasurably better!

this is episode one of season two of i-am-both-the sister-of-the-devils-home-emergency-backup-goaltender-and-also-happen-to-be dating-dawson-mercer-forward-for-the-devils series!

these pictures are in no particular order, because, i am moving into a new place with afore mentioned dawson mercer and have spent the last several weeks making it look like it's not the most depressing back alley murderous apartment any of you have ever laid your eyes on

and apparently, i have a ball ton of stuff!

regardless, here's what i've caught up on;

the entire nhl draft! though i have not acquired any new adoptees, it did come to my attention that the anaheim ducks as an organization did personally victimize me during the 2023 entry draft (they also took a BALLSY amount of time to re-sign bitch one and bitch two. what the literal fuck, dudes). also- if you are seeing this and you need help to flee, blink twice (not you adam) (you know who you are)

2, the entire preseason was also missed while i was one, curing myself from jetlag and the absolute dread of going back to uni and two, moving my egregious amount of shit with a spiteful level of independence. the devils won every preseason game! dawson scored that clusterfuck of a goal on slide two and we also got to see goalie bonks again! (i told you those pics weren't in order and i meant it)

three, (or four, i forgot what came first) quinneth played his first regular season game as captain of the canucks ad they kicked ass against the edmonton dudes. goncrats captain ;p

four (probably) rookie had both his first reg season nhl game AND his birth on the same day! he cried on camera for thousands of viewers and made me question kidnapping his brother and locking him in an abandoned building in ohio (who am i kidding i don't want to be in ohio). the blue jackets have since been doing blue jacket things (losing)

five (it's all blended together these days) the devs started their regular season and now i get to go to the arena and watch in peace as nico makes dumb faces, jack gets into petty scrums and goes to the box (apparently? that ones new.) and dawson does dawson things (be hot)

sixth and finally, assistant coach and captain quinn (he should probably drop a title for his mental health, me thinks) turned 24! i giggled profusely at an edit of him as tracksuit rob. good job on aging, kid 🎉

that's all, i think. (probably not, what do i know)

view 712 comments..

jj.friar31: remember when we were roomies??? siblings defying the odds?? i've been left out to dry. i'm MARINATING in my loneliness. you've basically shot me and left me out for dead, blakey.

→ blakefriarr_: this is a touch dramatic, that's MY thing

→ jj.friar31: if i agree to never steal your dramatics again will you come back

→ blakefriarr_: have u seen how pretty my boyfriend is?? no dude

→ jj.friar31: blake pls

adamfantilli: of every picture you could've used you just decided to screenshot me crying

→ blakefriarr_: hi im blake have we met??

→ adamfantilli: also, do not kidnap luca.

→ blakefriarr_: oh so you just don't want my love?? is that what this is??

→ luca.fantilli: do not kidnap me

→ blakefriarr_: BOOORRRINNNGGGGG

nicohischier: every day i wonder what it would be like if we didn't let the ebug's come into the room

→ blakefriarr_: do you want dawson to be lonely and bitchless

→ nicohischer: yeah kinda??

→ blakefriarr_: oh

jackhughes: why.

→ blakefriarr_ ehehehe your bucket doing weird things

_quinnhughes: ??????? why am i tracksuit rob????

→ blakefriarr_: who else would be tracksuit rob

→ _quinnhughes: nobody needs to be tracksuit rob, friar.

→ _blakefriarr_: WRONG! you do :)

_connorbedard: am i who i are???

→ blakefriarr_: no apparently you are timbaland

→ _connorbedard: oh. okay?

→ adamfantilli: @/_connorbedard you get used to it

→ _connorbedard: do i want to??

→ adamfantilli: eh. 50/50

dawson1417: oh how i've missed the chaos

→ blakefriarr_: fbejdbsjshdghshsb

→ dawson1417: sometimes it's almost like you say words

→ blakefriarr_: :p i love you

→ dawson1417: i love you too, my girl <3

tannercharlotte: this is my reality tv

→ blakefriarr_: i'll leave him for u say the word

→ dawson1417: HEY??

→ blakefriarr_: shhhh baby go sleep

→ tannercharlotte: don't leave him b he doesn't have to know

ryangraves27: she back

→ blakefriarr_: i back!!

nhlblackhawks: ??

→ njdevils: don't '??' her she's right

→ blakefriarr_: thank you (trade for charlie)

→ nyrangers: i can excuse hawks slander but i draw the line at trying to take our char

→ nhlblackhawks: you can excuse hawks slander?

→ jj.friar31: why do teams keep doing this you have ENOUGH leverage over me

trevorzegras: am i bitch one or bitch two

→ trevorzegras: actually yk what don't answer that i don't wanna know

→ blakefriarr_: too bad you're actually both jamie is an angel

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[tojisun]

omg so sorry i didnt understand the sabrina carpenter post? different edm as in? sorryyy

omgg pls dont apologize!! edm as in edmonton, the oilers’ home ice!

post is basically op playfully (or is it…) begging the oilers to play better in home ice—“i beg you, don’t embarrass me, motherfuckers” LMAO—especially after todays game :’33

too much rambling under the cut, pls ignore again!!

the oilers scored FINALLY after a shutout on saturday’s game, so it was genuinely their first point in the finals round AND THEN THEY NEVER SCORED AGAIN 😭

panthers racked up points, and the game ended 1-4. the panthers took the lead in the series (2-0)

the oilers were always consistent in the way that they get back up in the second game, but today broke that streak so fans are stressing, and rightfully so.

the panthers are a behemoth. bobrovsky (their goaltender) is insane on his own; they broke down how much pucks make it past him and 0% of ones that are sent on the ice make it (idk how else to explain it but it’s when you hit a puck with your stick, and the puck glides on ice). he stops those shots 100% of the time. his weakness, they said, are pucks sent from the shoulders and up but those are rare so, in a sense, bobbys got those covered too 😭

and the panthers’ forwards? fucking assholes (positive). they’re so flexible and fast; you think they’re being marked properly, then next thing you know they’re angled to the goal and then the puck is flying and then boom—they score.

(im not an athlete so do forgive me for these nonsensical comments, im just really buzzed)

AND THEIR DEFENSEMEN? menaces. theyre hot on your heels, and they TAG TEAM PEOPLE. mcdavid has been, as ESPN eloquently said, “double teamed” (sounds like a euphemism 😭). they also tried to, and succeeded with, separating mcdavid and draisaitl because these are the oilers’ best duo. in their prime, their shots always made it in. in this season’s games, mcdavid would be checked by two players, and draisaitl would be slammed onto the glass protector or something, and the deliberate way they are being iced out of each other made it difficult for davo and drai to do their duo plays

and its not just them, but every hard hitter in the oilers would find themselves marked by two people once theyre in the offensive zone. its an insane play (i havent watched enough hockey yet to be able to put hockey reference but this type of defense is so consistent and prevalent in basketball, especially against bigger players. so seeing it be applied on ice was so sick too)

AND THEIR STEALS? DUDE. the panthers are so good at snatching the goddamn puck. sure it led to many MANY cross checks, but its still undisputed that in their aggression, they make insane plays

additionally: matthew tkachuk? a scrappy kitten. he is so terrifying on ice, cute when being pulled away from fighting, and his shaved sides reminds me of johnny 😭

BUT YEA. theyve always been an insane team but its different seeing them play against the oilers who, from what ive seen this season, were a beast of their own—with davo at the core of it

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[thechatteringsquirrel]

The mosquito infantry rolled in about 9pm. And they. Meant. Biz-nass. We tried to light a fire and those little jerks didn’t give af. We had to go in. Worst we’ve seen since Colorado 22’ when they’d never seen squatos like that in their state’s history (not sure if that’s true but I bet it is). You can’t see them but they are there.

Day 3 on the road and man, it’s hot. I get it, we are heading south in the summer - we knew it would be hot. But it’s unusually hotter than normal. Today was a work day - here’s kev taking a call in BFE Mississippi in a run down truck stop. But hey, we were parked under cover to give our generator a shot at cooling us down below 90z

Kev has a portable second monitor so I was cookin’ with gas today. Shades are closed to try and insulate / help the AC. Kev didn’t turn the truck AC on until about an hour outside of D’Lo. That’s some serial killer behavior right there.

Tonight we are headed to D’Lo Water Park - State Park. Reviews are mixed and there’s no way to confirm a spot or pay in advance. They just said ‘come on down! But do me a favor, call if you aren’t coming’. Gotta love that southern hospitality… but us northerns aren’t used to it (a bit skeptical). We’ve got another night on this trip in Louisiana like that but that’s days away. Here’s hoping two things for tonight.

1. There’s service to stream game 7 for the biggest and second biggest Edmonton oiler fans I know. (Kev and Gray, respectively).

2. There’s an actual spot for us that has power to get that big rig cooled down.

Lessssgo.

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[onebigfangirlworld]

get to know me game

rules: answer + tag 6 people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with

thanks for the tag @boolger

favorite color: forest green

last song: the beauty underneath from Love never dies (2009) but I have also been listening to Take me back to eden (the album) by Sleep Token on repeat

currently reading: Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton (i love the movie Jurassic Park so when I found out it was based on a book I had to read it)

currently watching: Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals, Florida Panthers VS Edmonton Oilers

currently craving: the leftover burrito from my lunch earlier

coffee or tea: coffee 100% I didn't start drinking it until I went away for college and now i'm addicted to it. If i make it at home then i usually take black coffee and add hot chocolate mix to it with a splash of milk but if i'm at a coffee shop then its an iced vanilla latte with almond milk and sometimes an extra shot of espresso (Fun Fact: to reach the top tier of rewards for Scooters, which is a midwestern coffee shop chain here in the us, you have to spend $500 in one year and I reached that back in April. I was going like every day monday through friday on my way to school it's a bad habit)

tagging anybody who wants to do this!!!!

[ilopisara]

21.05. 20:31 | Ilo Pisara vs Okilly Dokilly 3 - 8

Alright, folks, let's dive into this disaster of a game. We got absolutely clobbered by Okilly Dokilly with an 8-3 loss. VETOJA HYVÄT HERRAT! Seriously, what were we doing out there? Teppo Winnipeg, buddy, you’re supposed to be moving the puck not playing hot potato with it! Two shots on net from six attempts? That's like trying to hit a barn door and missing! Yuri Tarde was our only bright spot—two goals and one assist while going nine for nine in shot attempts. You must have been channeling your inner sniper because everyone else looked like they were shooting blindfolded. Jani Saari... eleven giveaways?! Are you kidding me? Were you passing the puck or handing out free samples at Costco? Historically speaking, we've had some ups and downs recently: squeaked past FENIX (3-2) and METINATAJI LV (5-4), but also got roasted by Edmonton Broilers (1-7). This inconsistency is killing us faster than my cholesterol levels after Thanksgiving dinner. Looking ahead—we need more Yuri Tardes stepping up if we're gonna turn this ship around before it sinks completely. And Jani Saari needs to stop giving away pucks like they're Halloween candy. So buckle up boys; it's either onward Ilo Pisara or back into tragicomedy territory—you decide!

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[butchtaurus]

august 19th, i climbed a hill!

backstory to this.

last year when we helped my sister and her family move to edmonton i saw this area on the AllTrails app and saw there was a hike up a hill above Talbot Lake. and it was fall so i wanted to go up to get a full view of the pretty yellow trees on the opposite side of the lake.

now when we were driving back ourselves we did stop here but i didn’t feel prepared to hike the steep incline, and it was actually really hot out. i think we passed here around 1pm at the time. so i told myself ‘next time we come thru here, i want to climb that hill’

and here i was doing it 10 months later! at the first lake shot, in my head i was like ‘god i’m tired i think this is high enough’ but then i looked behind me and thought ‘i can go up a bit more’. then in the second shot i was breathing so heavy and my shins were getting sore. again i thought this is high enough it’s a pretty good view here. but i looked behind me again to see the white rock at the top and said nah i can make it 😤

[callemexico]

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Burgers

People in a rush often opt for burgers because of their convenience. Most folks can't say no to a juicy patty between two soft buns. Edmonton is home to a wide range of both permanent and pop-up burger joints.

The difference between a good burger and a bad burger lies in the components. A great burger requires a number of ingredients, including crisp lettuce, juicy tomatoes, and juicy, grilled beef.

It's also vital to consider the variety of options available at a burger joint. Some restaurants stick to classics like cheese and pickles, while others get creative with novel additions like bacon jam and avocado salsa.

If you're craving a classic burger, Edmonton has several restaurants and mobile food vendors to choose from.

Pizza

Crust and all, there's nothing better than digging into a hot slice of gooey pizza. Macaroni and cheese, pineapple, and pepperoni are now pizza topping options.

Among its numerous benefits is pizza's widespread availability in Edmonton, from fine dining establishments to mobile food vendors. If you're looking for a cheap, family-friendly supper option, several pizza places offer deals on extra-large pizzas.

Try something new, such a calzone or stromboli, if you're a pizza fan who wants to broaden their horizons. Fillings of cheese, cheese, and veggies are folded into tasty pockets and served in the style of pizza.

Whether you need a quick lunch on the road or a relaxing family dinner in an Edmonton pizzeria, pizza is the answer to your hunger concerns.

Tacos

The popularity of tacos, which likely originated in Mexico but are now enjoyed around the world in a variety of forms, is unprecedented. Any kind of taco imaginable is available here, from carne asada to al pastor and everything in between.

The versatility of tacos is one of its greatest strengths. Fillings can be made from everything from vegetables and fruits to meats and even seafood. Cheese, sour cream, cheese, salsa, guacamole, and so much more are just a handful of the many toppings available.

But the tortilla deserves some recognition. Which is better, corn or wheat, to eat? Soft or crunchy? The number of options is practically infinite.

When compared to other fast food options, tacos stand out due to their unparalleled freshness. These days, tacos are often made fresh and topped to request at many restaurants in Edmonton.

You might always give it a shot on your own at home if you're feeling particularly bold. With just your ideas and some common materials, you could create something truly remarkable.

Both authentic Mexican tacos and creative takes on the dish, such as the bulgogi meat tacos for which Korea is known, are undeniably delicious.

Wrinkle cream

Ice cream is delicious at any time of year, but especially on a hot summer day or a cold winter night. A bowl of ice cream is something that would make everyone happy. One of ice cream's best qualities is the incredible room it gives you to experiment with flavors and toppings.

Edmonton is home to a wide variety of excellent ice cream shops. The city is home to both well-known scents like vanilla and more unique ones like lavender honey. There is a wide variety to pick from, from mom-and-pop shops to well-known franchises.

The trend of making artisanal ice cream from scratch using local ingredients is on the rise. Frozen delights produced with local ingredients, such as fresh fruits and herbs, are a big hit in Edmonton.

Making sundaes at home is fun because you can add any toppings you like.

Even in the dead of winter, Edmonton's many excellent ice cream parlors make it possible to give in to temptation.

Shakes You may cool off and fulfill your sweet tooth with a thick and creamy shake. 

Edmonton is home to some of the finest examples of fast food in the country, including some of the best milkshakes.

The iconic burger joint in Edmonton is well-known for its delicious shakes. These shops stock both time-honored classics like chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry and cutting-edge options like Oreo and peanut butter cups.

There is a food truck in Edmonton that serves candy bar milkshakes topped with a dollop of whipped cream, some fresh fruit, and a straw.

Vegans can enjoy ice cream just as much as everyone else, thanks to alternatives like coconut and almond milk. If you're in the mood to splurge, you can add an espresso shot to your iced coffee shake.

Whatever your preferred taste, shakes are undeniably one of the best fast food choices.

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[jiminy-crickets]

this is a good preformance, i dont know who this artist is, despite the fact that i have heard this song fucking millions of times, so.... you know, didnt know she had a face.

ok miss confetti

trophy porn fancam

nope, spoke too soon, not fancam, skit. not a great skit.... but uh, it is a skit, HE DOES A GOOD HOWARD STERN!!! bad trump impression, decent goldblum, funny (but bad) bettman. that is a.... wow that is sure a connor mcdavid.

i have no clue who this dude is, a comedian, seems funny, voice does NOT match his face, did make a good CAD-USD exchange rate joke so.... i immediately like him.

BEARD JOKE!!!! YEAHHHHHH MAKE GAY JOKES IN FRONT OF THE HOCKEYS, MAKE THEM POLITELY LAUGH WHILE AT LEAST THREE OF THEM ARE SITTING NEXT TO THEIR OWN BEARDSSSSSS

okay well you didnt need to instantly ruin it by brining up the edmonton flasher lady, she seems very nice and you dont gotta tell even more people that she did that.

YEAHHHHHH FUCK U AUSTON AND YOUR STUPID (kinda hot ngl) PORNSTACH

i just cant get over the hosts voice, hes funny but god, are you a carnival barker???

yotes joke :'(

THERES MY SWEET BABY CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY SILLY SILLY BOY!!!!!! FACE LIKE A HAUNTED DOLL!!!!!!! NEVER SEEN A CAMERA BEFORE HE THINKS ITS GONNA ATTACK HIMMMMM <333333333333333 (the camera cutting to bedsy after a mcdavid joke is.... that shouldnt be as funny as it is)

nikitas SMIRK!!!!!!! hes such a lil shit head

omg the edit of connors face onto a sonogram...... i fear i may be obsessed <3

A CONNOR SMILE THAT IS'NT FORCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last unforced connor smile was seen at worlds.

you can really feel the racid vibes of a room full of straight men though the screen.

okay the shot of nate with cale ominously over his shoulder one row back looking like a blonde child specter haunting him is fuckin stellar 10/10.

i fuckjing hate these stupid LED drummers, so stupid. i hate them

this is gona take so long, iots 8:58 i started watching at 8:15, every time i cringe i pause and scroll instgaram until the doom leaves my body

happy for nate <3 hes so rectangular and handsome

i like these homosexual DJs

buble microdose quote my beloved <3

he does a VERY GOOD BUBLE

okay yeah facetiming with my parents is not making this go faster

one thing about elliotte freedman, hes gonna be wearing a cunty funky silly fun suit.

i need to pause, because i love connor with all my heart and because of the aforementioned "oops, it was at 7 not 8" i know hes gonna win so i just need to prepare for whatever he decided to say, because my mentally ill brain will warp it into the saddest thing ever no matter what.

SECOND REAL CONNOR SMILE SPOTTED!!!!!!!! hugging his family has elicited a real emotion in him!!

god those stupid fucking LED drummers

HIS SUIT HAS SPARKLES OF SOME SORT!!!!!! nice polite canadian boy thanking the fans and his family <3333333333333333

also "the chicago organization"..... 🤨🤨 @pwhl-mybeloved that has the exact vibes that that one part of our back and forth 'what does his search history look like' convo when we got into him exploring the hawks whole 'branding' and spiralling into learning about colonialism.

the hair is NOT doing him favours, like i know its a special event, but boy put the product DOWN do NOT slick your hair back, you are balding at 18!!!! go back to the fluffy middle part 2020s does 90s heartthrob!!!! it looked GOOD ON YOU!!!!!

i love the cut to the hughes each looking like they want to kill someone, quinn wants to murder connor for winning, luke wants to kill himself for not winning, and jack is just posing for the camera i guess, but he looks like angry while he poses.

okay not suuuuuuper fond of this dudes LIVE impressions..... but maybe its just the bad wig and incorect nate voice. like.... dude nate does interviews a LOT of interviews, i dont know what voice you're doing but uhhhhhhhhhhh...... aint it

i take it back, its a great impression just because hes being a dick about nate never having won the hart it despite being nominated three times before.

GATEN MATARAZZO?????? okayyyyyy okay he really will show up to anything but i like it!!!

WOOOOOOOOOO i <3 living donors!!!!!! donate a kidney!! chop off part of your liver!!!!!! give blood!!!!!!! donate your hair!!!!!!! sign up to medical trials!!!!!!!! do flu camp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

god quinn looks GOOD, he looks so good! he looks HOT, he looks like hes taken a nap.

god damn quinn is thanking a LOT of people, which is so funny because he gives such big "stuck in the fae world like arthur spiderwick" vibes.... like how do you know these people quinny???? youve been stuck in the fae world for sixty years!!!!!!!

ohhhh yeah hes got that arthur spiderwick swag (looks around confused then becomes dust and ceases to exist)

NOOOOO NO THE HOST IS DOING "STAND NEXT TO THE PERSON AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT HIM" NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HES JUST A BABY!!!!!!!!!!

i take it back, its a good joke, its a connor is a baby joke, and those are GOOD jokes, please please remind the old men that hes just a child, that they are all just children, remind them of the humanity behind the players before you auction the new babies off tomorrow like meat.

i was so distracted by the host i didnt even notice connor staring into the camera for.... a while, looking at it like its gonna attack him.

also 0.5 of a real smile!!!!!!!!!!!

PETE WENTZ?????????????? PETE WENTZ?????? HOLY SHIT PETE???? PETE?!?!?!?!

pete <3 his smile his GIGGLEEEEE HIS LAUGHHHHHHH omg peteeeee ur sooo funnyyyy

good for helle

bad nikita impresson, BUT it means we get to see real nikita so... <3

"tucci is of course is italian for cup"

BOBBYYYYYYYY <333333333333333333333333

i actually love this comedian now, introducing garry bettman while wearing an untrimed baldcap doing a stanley tucci impression eating pasta out of the cup next to bobby...... oh this is amazing.

NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes just so handsome and rectangular <3

its 10:40..... the award show was 1h long..... it took me............. um a while. like two and a half hours a while...... lol

welp, i guess imma watch the playback of the show and put my thoughts into one big post.......... i couldve fucking SWORN it was at 8est. i am PISSED..... like, HOW?

[leondraisaitlsglove]

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