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[sportspuckball]

2024 Writing Wrap Up

I joined HRPF in mid-summer and haven't really looked back. I tentatively put a toe in the water with my first fic in July and then launched an entire universe (accidentally) a few weeks later. I have a lot of plans for more works and universes and making these ding dongs use their words for 2025, so thanks again for liking my words so far. Here's to a calendar turn and symbolic fresh starts.

(List of Fics written this year below the jump)

ONE SHOTS

Secret Keepers (M, 13k) Matthew and Leon are completely convinced that none of their friends know about them. Nearly all of their friends know about them. This gives them the bravery and structure to come out and change hockey in the process.

german wolverine and the st. louis kid (M, 10k) Matthew gets drafted by the Oilers, Leon has a thing for curly hair he can grab onto, Connor is the long suffering one stuck in the middle of their pining, but they finally figure their shit out via Christmas gifts.

We Need a Little Christmas (M, 2k) Matthew had a rough week at home, so Leon decorated their house for his favorite holiday, even though it's July

Commitment to the Bit (T, 2k) Leon cannot believe Matthew sent a text to a reporter to roast him, and yet he totally can, because his husband is a menace.

Light the Lamp, Not the Rat (M, 3k) They get engaged, Matthew introduces Leon to Muppet Christmas Carol, and Leon learns a bit more about the man he's in love with.

Four Christmases (M, 7k) Slices of their lives through four key Christmases

SERIES

chase all the ghosts from your head (M, 50k+) (still posting, will finish early January) Mattia Tkachuk is the best athletic trainer in the NHL, Leon hates her for unrecognized horny reasons, they eventually get their shit together. also, there's a lot of hot chocolate.

Addison Tkachuk Fanfiction Universe

All of these stories are about Single Dad Matthew (referred to as Dadthew) who missed the NHL draft because his very sick daughter needed him, and her birth mother peaced the fuck out. She grew up to be a generational talent of a hockey player, and through Plot Reasons, Leon and Connor realize it. As of this day, it's about 350k worth of words and I think it'll be close to 750k when it's done.

Cedar Park All Stars (M, 102k) Leon lost a bet and has ended up spending the first bit of his summer in Central Texas coaching a girls hockey camp. He's specifically there to coach a generational talent on her passing skills and it takes him about ten minutes to decide that he wants to be a part of making her career happen.

Matthew's daughter is said generational talent.

They'll obviously both be normal about each other.

Edmonton Athletics (U11) (M, 75k) Addie gets tastes of Canadian hockey, Matthew and Leon get tastes of what it means like to be in an actual adult relationship.

Edmonton Athletics (U15 Year One) (M, 150k) Addie’s with the big girls now, and is absolutely getting her ass kicked, and is obviously loving every minute of it…ish. Leon’s looking at the standings, and looking at the calendar, and looking at his family, and wondering when he comes out. Matthew’s chewing on an idea about his future, and chewing on how hard to push on Leon’s independence, and chewing on…well…everything.

(INTERLUDE) Dadthew Bonus Content: Birthday Videos (NR, 2k)

Four birthdays, four videos, four peeks into their lives.

[dmercer91]

ebug's sister, dm91

ok, first post where blake is blake!! also, excuse the absolute dumpster fire that is my life, and is the reason that this post is one post and not like 47

last season! (2022-23) part one / part two / part three / part four / part five / part six / part seven / part eight / part nine / part ten / part eleven / part twelve

(2023-24)! part one /

blakefriarr_

liked by dawson1417, adamfantilli and 6,947 others

blakefriarr_: so many things have happened since i last popped up on all your timelines and made them immeasurably better!

this is episode one of season two of i-am-both-the sister-of-the-devils-home-emergency-backup-goaltender-and-also-happen-to-be dating-dawson-mercer-forward-for-the-devils series!

these pictures are in no particular order, because, i am moving into a new place with afore mentioned dawson mercer and have spent the last several weeks making it look like it's not the most depressing back alley murderous apartment any of you have ever laid your eyes on

and apparently, i have a ball ton of stuff!

regardless, here's what i've caught up on;

the entire nhl draft! though i have not acquired any new adoptees, it did come to my attention that the anaheim ducks as an organization did personally victimize me during the 2023 entry draft (they also took a BALLSY amount of time to re-sign bitch one and bitch two. what the literal fuck, dudes). also- if you are seeing this and you need help to flee, blink twice (not you adam) (you know who you are)

2, the entire preseason was also missed while i was one, curing myself from jetlag and the absolute dread of going back to uni and two, moving my egregious amount of shit with a spiteful level of independence. the devils won every preseason game! dawson scored that clusterfuck of a goal on slide two and we also got to see goalie bonks again! (i told you those pics weren't in order and i meant it)

three, (or four, i forgot what came first) quinneth played his first regular season game as captain of the canucks ad they kicked ass against the edmonton dudes. goncrats captain ;p

four (probably) rookie had both his first reg season nhl game AND his birth on the same day! he cried on camera for thousands of viewers and made me question kidnapping his brother and locking him in an abandoned building in ohio (who am i kidding i don't want to be in ohio). the blue jackets have since been doing blue jacket things (losing)

five (it's all blended together these days) the devs started their regular season and now i get to go to the arena and watch in peace as nico makes dumb faces, jack gets into petty scrums and goes to the box (apparently? that ones new.) and dawson does dawson things (be hot)

sixth and finally, assistant coach and captain quinn (he should probably drop a title for his mental health, me thinks) turned 24! i giggled profusely at an edit of him as tracksuit rob. good job on aging, kid 🎉

that's all, i think. (probably not, what do i know)

view 712 comments..

jj.friar31: remember when we were roomies??? siblings defying the odds?? i've been left out to dry. i'm MARINATING in my loneliness. you've basically shot me and left me out for dead, blakey.

→ blakefriarr_: this is a touch dramatic, that's MY thing

→ jj.friar31: if i agree to never steal your dramatics again will you come back

→ blakefriarr_: have u seen how pretty my boyfriend is?? no dude

→ jj.friar31: blake pls

adamfantilli: of every picture you could've used you just decided to screenshot me crying

→ blakefriarr_: hi im blake have we met??

→ adamfantilli: also, do not kidnap luca.

→ blakefriarr_: oh so you just don't want my love?? is that what this is??

→ luca.fantilli: do not kidnap me

→ blakefriarr_: BOOORRRINNNGGGGG

nicohischier: every day i wonder what it would be like if we didn't let the ebug's come into the room

→ blakefriarr_: do you want dawson to be lonely and bitchless

→ nicohischer: yeah kinda??

→ blakefriarr_: oh

jackhughes: why.

→ blakefriarr_ ehehehe your bucket doing weird things

_quinnhughes: ??????? why am i tracksuit rob????

→ blakefriarr_: who else would be tracksuit rob

→ _quinnhughes: nobody needs to be tracksuit rob, friar.

→ _blakefriarr_: WRONG! you do :)

_connorbedard: am i who i are???

→ blakefriarr_: no apparently you are timbaland

→ _connorbedard: oh. okay?

→ adamfantilli: @/_connorbedard you get used to it

→ _connorbedard: do i want to??

→ adamfantilli: eh. 50/50

dawson1417: oh how i've missed the chaos

→ blakefriarr_: fbejdbsjshdghshsb

→ dawson1417: sometimes it's almost like you say words

→ blakefriarr_: :p i love you

→ dawson1417: i love you too, my girl <3

tannercharlotte: this is my reality tv

→ blakefriarr_: i'll leave him for u say the word

→ dawson1417: HEY??

→ blakefriarr_: shhhh baby go sleep

→ tannercharlotte: don't leave him b he doesn't have to know

ryangraves27: she back

→ blakefriarr_: i back!!

nhlblackhawks: ??

→ njdevils: don't '??' her she's right

→ blakefriarr_: thank you (trade for charlie)

→ nyrangers: i can excuse hawks slander but i draw the line at trying to take our char

→ nhlblackhawks: you can excuse hawks slander?

→ jj.friar31: why do teams keep doing this you have ENOUGH leverage over me

trevorzegras: am i bitch one or bitch two

→ trevorzegras: actually yk what don't answer that i don't wanna know

→ blakefriarr_: too bad you're actually both jamie is an angel

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[tojisun]

omg so sorry i didnt understand the sabrina carpenter post? different edm as in? sorryyy

omgg pls dont apologize!! edm as in edmonton, the oilers’ home ice!

post is basically op playfully (or is it…) begging the oilers to play better in home ice—“i beg you, don’t embarrass me, motherfuckers” LMAO—especially after todays game :’33

too much rambling under the cut, pls ignore again!!

the oilers scored FINALLY after a shutout on saturday’s game, so it was genuinely their first point in the finals round AND THEN THEY NEVER SCORED AGAIN 😭

panthers racked up points, and the game ended 1-4. the panthers took the lead in the series (2-0)

the oilers were always consistent in the way that they get back up in the second game, but today broke that streak so fans are stressing, and rightfully so.

the panthers are a behemoth. bobrovsky (their goaltender) is insane on his own; they broke down how much pucks make it past him and 0% of ones that are sent on the ice make it (idk how else to explain it but it’s when you hit a puck with your stick, and the puck glides on ice). he stops those shots 100% of the time. his weakness, they said, are pucks sent from the shoulders and up but those are rare so, in a sense, bobbys got those covered too 😭

and the panthers’ forwards? fucking assholes (positive). they’re so flexible and fast; you think they’re being marked properly, then next thing you know they’re angled to the goal and then the puck is flying and then boom—they score.

(im not an athlete so do forgive me for these nonsensical comments, im just really buzzed)

AND THEIR DEFENSEMEN? menaces. theyre hot on your heels, and they TAG TEAM PEOPLE. mcdavid has been, as ESPN eloquently said, “double teamed” (sounds like a euphemism 😭). they also tried to, and succeeded with, separating mcdavid and draisaitl because these are the oilers’ best duo. in their prime, their shots always made it in. in this season’s games, mcdavid would be checked by two players, and draisaitl would be slammed onto the glass protector or something, and the deliberate way they are being iced out of each other made it difficult for davo and drai to do their duo plays

and its not just them, but every hard hitter in the oilers would find themselves marked by two people once theyre in the offensive zone. its an insane play (i havent watched enough hockey yet to be able to put hockey reference but this type of defense is so consistent and prevalent in basketball, especially against bigger players. so seeing it be applied on ice was so sick too)

AND THEIR STEALS? DUDE. the panthers are so good at snatching the goddamn puck. sure it led to many MANY cross checks, but its still undisputed that in their aggression, they make insane plays

additionally: matthew tkachuk? a scrappy kitten. he is so terrifying on ice, cute when being pulled away from fighting, and his shaved sides reminds me of johnny 😭

BUT YEA. theyve always been an insane team but its different seeing them play against the oilers who, from what ive seen this season, were a beast of their own—with davo at the core of it

[thechatteringsquirrel]

The mosquito infantry rolled in about 9pm. And they. Meant. Biz-nass. We tried to light a fire and those little jerks didn’t give af. We had to go in. Worst we’ve seen since Colorado 22’ when they’d never seen squatos like that in their state’s history (not sure if that’s true but I bet it is). You can’t see them but they are there.

Day 3 on the road and man, it’s hot. I get it, we are heading south in the summer - we knew it would be hot. But it’s unusually hotter than normal. Today was a work day - here’s kev taking a call in BFE Mississippi in a run down truck stop. But hey, we were parked under cover to give our generator a shot at cooling us down below 90z

Kev has a portable second monitor so I was cookin’ with gas today. Shades are closed to try and insulate / help the AC. Kev didn’t turn the truck AC on until about an hour outside of D’Lo. That’s some serial killer behavior right there.

Tonight we are headed to D’Lo Water Park - State Park. Reviews are mixed and there’s no way to confirm a spot or pay in advance. They just said ‘come on down! But do me a favor, call if you aren’t coming’. Gotta love that southern hospitality… but us northerns aren’t used to it (a bit skeptical). We’ve got another night on this trip in Louisiana like that but that’s days away. Here’s hoping two things for tonight.

1. There’s service to stream game 7 for the biggest and second biggest Edmonton oiler fans I know. (Kev and Gray, respectively).

2. There’s an actual spot for us that has power to get that big rig cooled down.

Lessssgo.

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[onebigfangirlworld]

get to know me game

rules: answer + tag 6 people you want to get to know better and/or catch up with

thanks for the tag @boolger

favorite color: forest green

last song: the beauty underneath from Love never dies (2009) but I have also been listening to Take me back to eden (the album) by Sleep Token on repeat

currently reading: Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton (i love the movie Jurassic Park so when I found out it was based on a book I had to read it)

currently watching: Game 4 of the Stanley Cup Finals, Florida Panthers VS Edmonton Oilers

currently craving: the leftover burrito from my lunch earlier

coffee or tea: coffee 100% I didn't start drinking it until I went away for college and now i'm addicted to it. If i make it at home then i usually take black coffee and add hot chocolate mix to it with a splash of milk but if i'm at a coffee shop then its an iced vanilla latte with almond milk and sometimes an extra shot of espresso (Fun Fact: to reach the top tier of rewards for Scooters, which is a midwestern coffee shop chain here in the us, you have to spend $500 in one year and I reached that back in April. I was going like every day monday through friday on my way to school it's a bad habit)

tagging anybody who wants to do this!!!!

[ilopisara]

21.05. 20:31 | Ilo Pisara vs Okilly Dokilly 3 - 8

Alright, folks, let's dive into this disaster of a game. We got absolutely clobbered by Okilly Dokilly with an 8-3 loss. VETOJA HYVÄT HERRAT! Seriously, what were we doing out there? Teppo Winnipeg, buddy, you’re supposed to be moving the puck not playing hot potato with it! Two shots on net from six attempts? That's like trying to hit a barn door and missing! Yuri Tarde was our only bright spot—two goals and one assist while going nine for nine in shot attempts. You must have been channeling your inner sniper because everyone else looked like they were shooting blindfolded. Jani Saari... eleven giveaways?! Are you kidding me? Were you passing the puck or handing out free samples at Costco? Historically speaking, we've had some ups and downs recently: squeaked past FENIX (3-2) and METINATAJI LV (5-4), but also got roasted by Edmonton Broilers (1-7). This inconsistency is killing us faster than my cholesterol levels after Thanksgiving dinner. Looking ahead—we need more Yuri Tardes stepping up if we're gonna turn this ship around before it sinks completely. And Jani Saari needs to stop giving away pucks like they're Halloween candy. So buckle up boys; it's either onward Ilo Pisara or back into tragicomedy territory—you decide!

[butchtaurus]

august 19th, i climbed a hill!

backstory to this.

last year when we helped my sister and her family move to edmonton i saw this area on the AllTrails app and saw there was a hike up a hill above Talbot Lake. and it was fall so i wanted to go up to get a full view of the pretty yellow trees on the opposite side of the lake.

now when we were driving back ourselves we did stop here but i didn’t feel prepared to hike the steep incline, and it was actually really hot out. i think we passed here around 1pm at the time. so i told myself ‘next time we come thru here, i want to climb that hill’

and here i was doing it 10 months later! at the first lake shot, in my head i was like ‘god i’m tired i think this is high enough’ but then i looked behind me and thought ‘i can go up a bit more’. then in the second shot i was breathing so heavy and my shins were getting sore. again i thought this is high enough it’s a pretty good view here. but i looked behind me again to see the white rock at the top and said nah i can make it 😤

[callemexico]

The World's Top 7 Fast Foods

On sometimes, it's nice to treat yourself to some fast food. Whether it's for a quick bite on the run or a family dinner, fast-food restaurants have become increasingly common. Edmonton is home to a plethora of excellent fast-food alternatives, and you've found them right here. Here, we'll examine several of the best fast-food options that will satisfy your need without cheating you. We're going to take a tour of the top fast-food joints in Edmonton, where you can get everything from burgers to tacos and more.

Burgers

People in a rush often opt for burgers because of their convenience. Most folks can't say no to a juicy patty between two soft buns. Edmonton is home to a wide range of both permanent and pop-up burger joints.

The difference between a good burger and a bad burger lies in the components. A great burger requires a number of ingredients, including crisp lettuce, juicy tomatoes, and juicy, grilled beef.

It's also vital to consider the variety of options available at a burger joint. Some restaurants stick to classics like cheese and pickles, while others get creative with novel additions like bacon jam and avocado salsa.

If you're craving a classic burger, Edmonton has several restaurants and mobile food vendors to choose from.

Pizza

Crust and all, there's nothing better than digging into a hot slice of gooey pizza. Macaroni and cheese, pineapple, and pepperoni are now pizza topping options.

Among its numerous benefits is pizza's widespread availability in Edmonton, from fine dining establishments to mobile food vendors. If you're looking for a cheap, family-friendly supper option, several pizza places offer deals on extra-large pizzas.

Try something new, such a calzone or stromboli, if you're a pizza fan who wants to broaden their horizons. Fillings of cheese, cheese, and veggies are folded into tasty pockets and served in the style of pizza.

Whether you need a quick lunch on the road or a relaxing family dinner in an Edmonton pizzeria, pizza is the answer to your hunger concerns.

Tacos

The popularity of tacos, which likely originated in Mexico but are now enjoyed around the world in a variety of forms, is unprecedented. Any kind of taco imaginable is available here, from carne asada to al pastor and everything in between.

The versatility of tacos is one of its greatest strengths. Fillings can be made from everything from vegetables and fruits to meats and even seafood. Cheese, sour cream, cheese, salsa, guacamole, and so much more are just a handful of the many toppings available.

But the tortilla deserves some recognition. Which is better, corn or wheat, to eat? Soft or crunchy? The number of options is practically infinite.

When compared to other fast food options, tacos stand out due to their unparalleled freshness. These days, tacos are often made fresh and topped to request at many restaurants in Edmonton.

You might always give it a shot on your own at home if you're feeling particularly bold. With just your ideas and some common materials, you could create something truly remarkable.

Both authentic Mexican tacos and creative takes on the dish, such as the bulgogi meat tacos for which Korea is known, are undeniably delicious.

Wrinkle cream

Ice cream is delicious at any time of year, but especially on a hot summer day or a cold winter night. A bowl of ice cream is something that would make everyone happy. One of ice cream's best qualities is the incredible room it gives you to experiment with flavors and toppings.

Edmonton is home to a wide variety of excellent ice cream shops. The city is home to both well-known scents like vanilla and more unique ones like lavender honey. There is a wide variety to pick from, from mom-and-pop shops to well-known franchises.

The trend of making artisanal ice cream from scratch using local ingredients is on the rise. Frozen delights produced with local ingredients, such as fresh fruits and herbs, are a big hit in Edmonton.

Making sundaes at home is fun because you can add any toppings you like.

Even in the dead of winter, Edmonton's many excellent ice cream parlors make it possible to give in to temptation.

Shakes You may cool off and fulfill your sweet tooth with a thick and creamy shake. 

Edmonton is home to some of the finest examples of fast food in the country, including some of the best milkshakes.

The iconic burger joint in Edmonton is well-known for its delicious shakes. These shops stock both time-honored classics like chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry and cutting-edge options like Oreo and peanut butter cups.

There is a food truck in Edmonton that serves candy bar milkshakes topped with a dollop of whipped cream, some fresh fruit, and a straw.

Vegans can enjoy ice cream just as much as everyone else, thanks to alternatives like coconut and almond milk. If you're in the mood to splurge, you can add an espresso shot to your iced coffee shake.

Whatever your preferred taste, shakes are undeniably one of the best fast food choices.

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[jiminy-crickets]

this is a good preformance, i dont know who this artist is, despite the fact that i have heard this song fucking millions of times, so.... you know, didnt know she had a face.

ok miss confetti

trophy porn fancam

nope, spoke too soon, not fancam, skit. not a great skit.... but uh, it is a skit, HE DOES A GOOD HOWARD STERN!!! bad trump impression, decent goldblum, funny (but bad) bettman. that is a.... wow that is sure a connor mcdavid.

i have no clue who this dude is, a comedian, seems funny, voice does NOT match his face, did make a good CAD-USD exchange rate joke so.... i immediately like him.

BEARD JOKE!!!! YEAHHHHHH MAKE GAY JOKES IN FRONT OF THE HOCKEYS, MAKE THEM POLITELY LAUGH WHILE AT LEAST THREE OF THEM ARE SITTING NEXT TO THEIR OWN BEARDSSSSSS

okay well you didnt need to instantly ruin it by brining up the edmonton flasher lady, she seems very nice and you dont gotta tell even more people that she did that.

YEAHHHHHH FUCK U AUSTON AND YOUR STUPID (kinda hot ngl) PORNSTACH

i just cant get over the hosts voice, hes funny but god, are you a carnival barker???

yotes joke :'(

THERES MY SWEET BABY CHILD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY SILLY SILLY BOY!!!!!! FACE LIKE A HAUNTED DOLL!!!!!!! NEVER SEEN A CAMERA BEFORE HE THINKS ITS GONNA ATTACK HIMMMMM <333333333333333 (the camera cutting to bedsy after a mcdavid joke is.... that shouldnt be as funny as it is)

nikitas SMIRK!!!!!!! hes such a lil shit head

omg the edit of connors face onto a sonogram...... i fear i may be obsessed <3

A CONNOR SMILE THAT IS'NT FORCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! last unforced connor smile was seen at worlds.

you can really feel the racid vibes of a room full of straight men though the screen.

okay the shot of nate with cale ominously over his shoulder one row back looking like a blonde child specter haunting him is fuckin stellar 10/10.

i fuckjing hate these stupid LED drummers, so stupid. i hate them

this is gona take so long, iots 8:58 i started watching at 8:15, every time i cringe i pause and scroll instgaram until the doom leaves my body

happy for nate <3 hes so rectangular and handsome

i like these homosexual DJs

buble microdose quote my beloved <3

he does a VERY GOOD BUBLE

okay yeah facetiming with my parents is not making this go faster

one thing about elliotte freedman, hes gonna be wearing a cunty funky silly fun suit.

i need to pause, because i love connor with all my heart and because of the aforementioned "oops, it was at 7 not 8" i know hes gonna win so i just need to prepare for whatever he decided to say, because my mentally ill brain will warp it into the saddest thing ever no matter what.

SECOND REAL CONNOR SMILE SPOTTED!!!!!!!! hugging his family has elicited a real emotion in him!!

god those stupid fucking LED drummers

HIS SUIT HAS SPARKLES OF SOME SORT!!!!!! nice polite canadian boy thanking the fans and his family <3333333333333333

also "the chicago organization"..... 🤨🤨 @pwhl-mybeloved that has the exact vibes that that one part of our back and forth 'what does his search history look like' convo when we got into him exploring the hawks whole 'branding' and spiralling into learning about colonialism.

the hair is NOT doing him favours, like i know its a special event, but boy put the product DOWN do NOT slick your hair back, you are balding at 18!!!! go back to the fluffy middle part 2020s does 90s heartthrob!!!! it looked GOOD ON YOU!!!!!

i love the cut to the hughes each looking like they want to kill someone, quinn wants to murder connor for winning, luke wants to kill himself for not winning, and jack is just posing for the camera i guess, but he looks like angry while he poses.

okay not suuuuuuper fond of this dudes LIVE impressions..... but maybe its just the bad wig and incorect nate voice. like.... dude nate does interviews a LOT of interviews, i dont know what voice you're doing but uhhhhhhhhhhh...... aint it

i take it back, its a great impression just because hes being a dick about nate never having won the hart it despite being nominated three times before.

GATEN MATARAZZO?????? okayyyyyy okay he really will show up to anything but i like it!!!

WOOOOOOOOOO i <3 living donors!!!!!! donate a kidney!! chop off part of your liver!!!!!! give blood!!!!!!! donate your hair!!!!!!! sign up to medical trials!!!!!!!! do flu camp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!!!

god quinn looks GOOD, he looks so good! he looks HOT, he looks like hes taken a nap.

god damn quinn is thanking a LOT of people, which is so funny because he gives such big "stuck in the fae world like arthur spiderwick" vibes.... like how do you know these people quinny???? youve been stuck in the fae world for sixty years!!!!!!!

ohhhh yeah hes got that arthur spiderwick swag (looks around confused then becomes dust and ceases to exist)

NOOOOO NO THE HOST IS DOING "STAND NEXT TO THE PERSON AND MAKE JOKES ABOUT HIM" NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE HES JUST A BABY!!!!!!!!!!

i take it back, its a good joke, its a connor is a baby joke, and those are GOOD jokes, please please remind the old men that hes just a child, that they are all just children, remind them of the humanity behind the players before you auction the new babies off tomorrow like meat.

i was so distracted by the host i didnt even notice connor staring into the camera for.... a while, looking at it like its gonna attack him.

also 0.5 of a real smile!!!!!!!!!!!

PETE WENTZ?????????????? PETE WENTZ?????? HOLY SHIT PETE???? PETE?!?!?!?!

pete <3 his smile his GIGGLEEEEE HIS LAUGHHHHHHH omg peteeeee ur sooo funnyyyy

good for helle

bad nikita impresson, BUT it means we get to see real nikita so... <3

"tucci is of course is italian for cup"

BOBBYYYYYYYY <333333333333333333333333

i actually love this comedian now, introducing garry bettman while wearing an untrimed baldcap doing a stanley tucci impression eating pasta out of the cup next to bobby...... oh this is amazing.

NATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes just so handsome and rectangular <3

its 10:40..... the award show was 1h long..... it took me............. um a while. like two and a half hours a while...... lol

welp, i guess imma watch the playback of the show and put my thoughts into one big post.......... i couldve fucking SWORN it was at 8est. i am PISSED..... like, HOW?

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adore you - m. tkachuk

a/n: when i asked for fics to bring back i had a few people ask me for this one - i have the biggest soft spot for this fic because it was the first one that ever got a decent amount of notes on my old blog so I hope you guys love it a second time :)

Matthew Tkachuk was the bane of your existence. He was egotistical, a little dumb and flat out annoying. But, no matter what you did you could never get rid of him. You were forced to spend time with him because your best friend, Hannah, was dating his teammate, Noah. You actually liked Noah, he was kind and extremely good to Hannah. You couldn’t understand how he put up with Matthew and you honestly had a second thought about your friendship when he explained to you that they’d played together on US teams when they were younger too. 

Matthew had been a nightmare since the first night you met, when Hannah went on and on about how she thinks you guys should meet because you’d be perfect together. As usual, you told her you weren’t looking for anything right now, because you were just too busy for it. But, you went along anyway and Hannah introduced the two of you. You’d never met a more annoying human being in your life, who was so sure you were going to sleep with him that night that you ended up chewing him out in the middle of the bar. When you’d finally finished ranting, he just went on about how cute you looked when you were mad at him and you felt your blood boil. That was two months ago, and in those two months he’d spent every waking moment of his day trying to bother you about something.

Which would explain why, as you were home catching up on some work, there was a knock on the door of your apartment and you already knew who it was. You’d opened the door and like you’d received once a week for almost a month, there was someone delivering a bouquet of flowers for Mrs. Tkachuk. You’d signed for them, not bothering to explain to yet another random delivery man that you were not in fact married and tossed them immediately in your garbage. Snapping a picture and sending it to Matthew like you’d done every other time.

Glad you signed that contract, because you’re going to go broke sending me flowers.

You’re worth every penny wifey ;)

You rolled your eyes at the nickname, annoyed with how often this went on. You called Hannah who’d been the cause of all of this in the first place, and waited for her to pick up the phone.

“Hey Y/N what’s up?” Hannah asks.

“If Matthew sends me another bouquet of flowers you can tell Noah he’s going to have one less teammate,” You practically growl into the phone, hearing Noah’s laugh in the background.

“Give Chucky a chance Y/N, the kid wants to marry you,” Noah says, taking the phone from his girlfriend’s hand.

“He’s a nightmare Noah,” You say, sighing into the phone.

“He ADORES you,” Noah explains, “He literally never stops asking about you, speaking of, are you coming to Sean’s party with us tonight?”

“Will you keep Matthew away from me?” You ask, deciding that’s the only way you’d want to even go.

“Yes, I will try and keep Chucky away from you,” Noah promises and you reluctantly agree to go to the party, earning a cheer from Hannah through the phone.

--

When you get to the party, it’s in full swing. The room is filled with people you knew and didn’t and you were honestly shocked Sean knew this many people. You were thankful though, because you knew it would be extremely easy for you to avoid Matthew all night. 

You were doing great with your initial plan of avoiding Matthew. You were having a good time, dancing and drinking with your friends. You definitely were drunk but so was everyone else at the party. You’d escaped to go to the bathroom, walking down the hallway to one of the bathrooms in Sean’s large home. You stopped in front of his wedding photos, looking at the pictures from his nuptials that happened the summer before. 

“When we get married it’ll be even better than Sean’s,” You hear behind you and instantly knew was standing behind you, “Think about it you can plan one of those pinterest weddings, we’ll get hitched, I’ll take us on a sick honeymoon and we can hang our wedding photos in some big old house together.”

“You’re insufferable,” You say, turning around to face the pest behind you, but when you turned your heel caught the edge of the rug you were standing under and you stumbled, falling directly into Matthew in front of you.

“And you’re drunk,” Matthew says, holding you up so you don’t hit the floor.

“I’m fine,” You say, your words slurring together more than you’d intended, you push yourself away from Matthew to stand up yourself.

“No you’re not, I saw you, you had like 4 shots with Hannah,” Matthew says, knowing just how much you’d had to drink.

“How do you even know that, stalker,” You say back, crossing your arms across your chest.

“I was keeping an eye on you, there’s a lot of people here, and you’re absolutely oblivious,” Matthew says and just as he was saying something genuinely kind, he had to ruin it.

You shook your head at his comment, “You’re honestly the worst.”

“I know, can I get you home now?” Matthew says, holding up his keys.

“I can get home myself,” You say, stumbling over your own feet when you try and move down the hallway.

“Y/N please let me just get you home safe, no funny business I swear,” Matthew promises, wrapping his arm around your waist to keep you still.

You push his arm off of you, “You’ve never done anything funny in your life, and fine.”

Matthew smiles at the insult, “Thank you, c’mon wifey we gotta get you home.”

He grabs your hand and laces his fingers with yours, pulling you out of the house and down the street to where his car was parked. He opens the door of the black Audi, letting you slide in. Hopping into the driver’s seat, he starts the car to head to your apartment.

“You drive a less douchier car than I thought,” You say, taking in the views of Calgary as you drove through the city.

“I think that was almost a compliment,” Matthew says, laughing.

“Your taste in music is terrible though,” You say, pointing to the top 40 story that was playing on the radio.

“There it is,” Matthew says, pulling in front of your building, turning his car off.

“I can get up to my place myself,” You say, opening the door to get out of the car.

Matthew sighs, “Please Y/N.”

“Whatever,” You mutter, not in the mood for an argument. You both ride up the elevator to your floor in silence, walking down the hallway to your apartment.

“Thank you by the way,” You say, opening the door to your apartment.

“Anytime,” Matthew says, heading back down the hallway, “By the way, I meant it, I’m marrying you one day.”

You shake your head and shut the door, heading to get ready for bed.

--

The next week Matthew and yourself had gone back to your normal bickering. You didn’t think much into the weird conversation you’d had in Sean’s house, unsure of why Matthew was so concerned with getting you home safe. It bothers you for a small amount of time, until you heard him compliment your ass from across Noah’s kitchen and you knew things had gone back to normal. With the All Star break over and Matthew flying back to Calgary you knew your small vacation from his pestering would be over.

But, you were packing to head to Edmonton with Hannah to go see your parents. The two of you were both from Edmonton, moving to Calgary to go to college together. While Hannah's hockey loyalty switched over to the Flames the day Noah asked her to be his girlfriend, you were still a big Oilers fan, only cheering for the Flames because of your friends with Noah and his teammates. But, after the game right before the break, in which Matthew couldn’t stop being a rat and running his mouth in the media, you were almost excited to go to the game. Looking forward to watching him get roughed around a little bit. You pack the Kassian jersey you’d bought recently, knowing you’d be going to the game with Hannah and looking forward to pissing Matthew off beyond belief. 

--

You’d spent the first couple of days in Edmonton, catching up with your family and friends that lived there. You were excited to have had the couple of days home, spending time with your parents and reaping the benefits of having your mom take care of you for a few days. 

You were standing in your childhood bedroom, packing up some stuff to bring back with you on your drive back to Calgary the next morning. You finished packing and slipped on your outfit for the game, putting on the Kassian jersey you’d packed. You hear Hannah beep her horn outside of your parents house, and you head out the door to see her.

“You didn’t actually buy that,” Hannah shakes her head in disbelief, thinking you were kidding when you’d told her about the jersey a couple of weeks prior.

“If Matthew gets to spend every waking moment of his life irritating me, I’m going to do the same back,” You shrug, “Plus we’re in Edmonton, it’s fine.”

Hannah sighs, “I wish I understood you guys.”

The rest of the car ride is spent catching up on how you’d both spent the last few days. Arriving at the arena, you both head in, sitting at the seats Noah had gotten for the both of you. You were right against the ice, on the Flames side of course, watching them skate for pregame warm ups. You see Noah spot you, shaking his head at your choice in jersey. You see him skate over to Matthew and point in your direction, the curly haired menace turning his attention over to you. His nostrils flare out, and he skates directly into the boards in front you, knocking your beer on the ledge to the ground.

“I cannot stand you,” You say, annoyed you’d have to go get another drink.

“Look at what you’re fucking wearing,” You hear him say before skating away, spending the rest of warm ups away from you.

“He’s mad Y/N,” You hear Hannah say, pointing to Matthew across the ice.

“Good,” You say, sipping on the beer you had to go get after Matthew knocked the first one over.

The game was off to a hot start, and hits were flying in true Battle of Alberta fashion. The entire crowd was waiting to see if Matthew would finally drop his gloves with Kassian after the media circus that ensued after their last meeting. When he finally does, you feel Hannah grab your arm, taking your attention away from your phone and you look up watching Matthew square up against Kassian. You watch him throw punch after punch, finally knocking him to the ground, Matthew looking over at you as he skates over to the box.

The rest of the game was intense, ending in a 3-4 shootout win for the Flames. You head to the locker rooms, waiting outside for Noah. The team starts to roll out one by one, looking exhausted from the hit heavy game they just played.

“You’re not actually wearing that right now,” You hear Johnny say, laughing as he comes up to you, “You must have put Chucky’s mind in a blender.”

“I’m sure he’ll recover,” You say, spotting Matthew leaving the locker room, making a beeline over to you.

“Sorry I had to give your boy a beating tonight,” He says, still a little mad at you.

“Yeah I just love him, the whole team actually,” You say, trying to rile him up.

He glares at you, before leaning down and whispering in your ear, “Nineteen’s a better number for you don’t you think?”

You ignore the chill that climbs up your spine when he places his hand on the small of your back, “Over my dead body.”

Matthew shakes his head and walks down the hallway to head back to the team’s hotel, not letting you know that seeing you in that Oilers jersey made his skin crawl.

--

When you arrive back in Calgary, you’d gotten four texts from Matthew, asking you if you’ve gotten back to your apartment yet. When you finally do, there’s a box at the door, a large red bow on top. Your gut says it’s from Matthew, and your suspicions were confirmed when you opened the box and revealed a Flames jersey, the number nineteen glaring at you. You pick up the card and nearly gag at the writing

Looks better than orange and blue babe - Matty

You think about tossing the jersey in the trash like you’d done with every bouquet of flowers he sent you, but you something wouldn’t let you. You leave the box on the island in your kitchen, deciding you’ll do something about it later. You set down the box and look at your phone, checking your texts to see Hannah had texted you to see if you were going to meet her out after Noah’s game tonight. You debate it internally for a moment, but decide to go out.

--

Later that night, you arrive at the bar and instantly spot the large group of hockey players standing in the corner. You walk over and immediately hear the sound of Matthew’s laugh, giggling at some stupid joke he probably told. You catch up with everyone and head over to the bar to grab a drink. While you’re waiting to get the bartender’s attention, you feel a hand on the small of your back and turn around to see Matthew standing behind you.

“You look incredible tonight,” Matthew whispers in your ear, flagging down the bartender with ease.

“I can’t believe you followed me over here,” You say, turning your back to him.

“I can’t believe you don’t want to be with me,” Matthew says, “We’d make such cute babies.”

Matthew drones on about how if you guys had kids, they’d probably have his hair but he wants them to have your smile. It would be cute if you didn’t know he was doing it to get under your skin. Your eyes scan the bar, seeing a group of girls pointing to Matthew and whispering, probably about the Flames resident pest being out at the bar. 

“Don’t you have a fan club to entertain,” You say, nodding your head towards the girls.

“I could talk to you all night and I’d still take one of those girls home,” Matthew smirks back at you and while you’d usually feel your blood boil at the comment, you felt something different. A pang of jealousy washes over you at the thought of Matthew giving his attention to someone who wasn’t you. You’d had it for so long, and something in your gut said you didn’t want anyone else to have his attention the way you did. You look at him for a moment, taking his blue eyes and crooked smile, and relishing in the way his hand on your back feels.

You sigh, “You could just take me home.”

You see Matthew choke on his beer, “I can - I - what?”

You giggle at his reaction, his usually cocky demeanor diminishing as you finally decide he can have what he wants, “You can take me home,” you repeat again, running your fingertips along his arm.

“You’re fucking with me,” Matthew says in disbelief.

“I’m not, but you have to promise me something,” You say and he nods, prompting you to finish your statement, “I can still plan the wedding.”

Matthew laughs at the reminder of what he told you at Sean’s party, “You can have whatever you want babe.”

You grab his hand and lace his fingers with yours, leading him out of the bar and into his car. Matthew knew that once he finally got you, he wasn’t going to let you go.