#Edmonton Tec. Industries LLP

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funny jjoke with my goi's in it

Alnast Comm: Okay just wondering, why do you like.. Do that. Why do you do that shit.

Edmonton Tec, making the most batshit insane gun like ever ever ever: Hm? What? It's my job asshole, it's like my whole schtick

Alnast Comm: Get a better schtick then, guns and war is soooo 1984 of you. Get real

Edmonton Tec: At least my schtick didn't end when they made something automatic.

Alnast Comm: Okay first of all that's not what we offer and second manual transmission is still hot and sexy, guns are so blasé.

Edmonton Tec: You play a game of telephone like your life depended on it. I work hard to develop and create guns that will kill literal gods because actual lives actually depend on it unlike your sorry ass excuse of a premise.

Alnast Comm: I want you.

Edmonton Tec: God me too, our CEO's should kill each other with sex hot gun telephone.

Elston Uni: Hey guys were you talking about things? I love things! I also love keeping and not selling them. I'm not a capitalist. Unlike you two.

Alnast Comm: What the fuck I don't even sell anything

Elston Uni: You sold The Alnast Interdimensional Corded Telephone With A Number Reader that one time, That's capitalism and therefore evil.

Edmonton Tec: What even are your morals? like, I know that people think capitalism is killing all of us but you literally just kill anyone you don't like. What's the argument here

Elston Uni: I kill capitalists

Edmonton Tec: You killed like, Alot of people who aren't capitalists, it was a whe thing.

Elston Uni: It was one time ok I was a little rowdy.

Alnast Comm: You're an anomalous university grown from a tree lady who's largely vegetarian, what the hell makes you rowdy