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unknownzapy · 3 years ago

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Type Of Blog: Head-canons/X Reader

Trigger Warnings: Dark Humor/Jokes, sensitive topics such as P3d0phila jokes, Mental Illness/Disability Jokes, and a “My Dad left me” joke all in Tord’s part, Z00phile and Inc3st (mention) joke in Edd’s part, Drowning Puns (mention) in Tom’s part. Viewer discretion is highly advised.

Author’s Note: If I made any of the characters out of character, even in the slightest, please tell me! I’m always up for some constructive criticism :). Also, sorry if any of them are too long/short-

Prompt: Eddsworld main boys w/ Reader who has a sense of Dark Humor (Up to the viewer to see this as romantic or platonic).

Edd

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Tries not to worry too much about you, really. He assumes that you’re going through something and you use Dark Humor as a coping mechanism.

Or maybe not, so who knows.

ANYWAYS, Edd is the type of guy to occasionally join you in your morbid shenanigans; mostly joking about the army/military, war, and soldiers dying simply because he’s is the military, so he understands you completely if you’re coping with something going on in your life.

Doesn’t push you to talk about why you prefer dark humor, but doesn’t particularly care either; as long as you’re having fun, then he’s totally fine with it.

Though, Edd does visibly show concern for you the more dark your humor goes, He’ll probably force you to talk about whatever is going on in your life whether you like it or not.

That Incest joke you made last week? Yeah, Edd made a mental note of that.

That Zoophile pun you made just yesterday? Consider him your newfound therapist.

You get the idea, but he does let you go off when he’s adjusted, just know that he’ll drag you off somewhere private if you need to talk if you need something off your chest whenever you pull a darker joke than usual.

Also, Edd would use you as a defense mechanism when his Neighbors (Especially Edwardo) start to mock them for whatever reason, so he’ll probably edge you on to scare them away (and maybe even give them PTSD while at it).

Tom

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Oh my god, someone this save poor man 😭.

He doesn’t understand as to they you’re joking about people dying, but he can never adjust to it.

Tom is both scared and confused for your well being, so he doesn’t push you to tell him what’s going on.

Sees you as a second Tord, but better.

Tom tries to make drowning puns, but like…he can never execute them well like you do.

It takes him months to get used to your dark comedic self and finally ease up to your sense of humor.

On some occasions, he’ll probably snicker at some of your jokes, especially if they correlate to drowning people/animals.

For the sake of everyone’s sanity (except for Tord’s), please don’t teach him any drowning jokes, it would be chaos.

Either Matt or Edd would mostly hide Ringo the cat somewhere safe if Tom made a morbid drowning joke if you’re not around, then realize his mistake by thinking about all the mistakes he did in his life.

All in all, you’re a terrible influence on Tom and he has a love-hate relationship with you.

Tord

Trigger Warning starts now⛔️!

Oh my fucking god 💀.

The jokes you two make are BEYOND morbid and strange that not even Satan wants you.

When he first heard you crack a dark joke, he had to hold back a wheezed laugh.

“My girlfriend called me a Pedophile today”

“I told her that was a big word for a 9 Year Old.”

The shit that you guys pull that it’s terrifying.

When Tord heard the first jokes, puns, and so on, it was love at first sight.

He absolutely ADORES P3d0 jokes coming from you, which boosts his confidence to actually share his own. Though Tord does love to experiment with other dark jokes, especially centered around sexual intercourse or anything that has something to do with his no no square, he does touch on other things as well.

Dare I say, match made in Purgatory 👹✨.

You both enjoy annoying Tom and Matt (separately and both at the same time) with your twisted humor the most, earning a sharp glare from the eyeless male and a deeply disturbed reaction from the blonde.

All in all, you and Tord have the best relationship out of the four of them.

Honestly, your humor touches on practically all triggering topics known to man, especially if you two are alone and see who can one up the other (and try not to laugh too hard/loud since you guys go at it for HOURS, even if it is the middle of the night).

“What does my dad have in common with Nemo?

“What?”

“They both can’t be found”

“Pfft. I got a better one: What do you call a group of depressed people?”

“Emo and Goths?”

“Hah, no! They’re called the Suicide Squad!”

Cue the two of you holding your sides and laughing like hyenas, waking up everyone in the house (and the reason why they suddenly have crappy sleep schedules). At the end of the day, you and Tord are chaotic crackheads who leach onto this kind of humor; not a single dull moment between you two.

Matt

Matt is the most worried for your mental health. Like, whenever you pop a joke during breakfast, he’ll look at you like 😨.

Didn’t like you at first because of it, but he does warm up to you eventually. Most likely the longest one to do so out of the four guys, I can’t see him as a type of person to enjoy dark jokes.

He’ll probably question you about your sense of humor and ask if you want to talk about whatever you’re going through, but you’ll respond with something along the lines of “Coping Mechanism/Experimenting with my sense of humor.”

Tbh, Matt is non judgmental, he’s just…worried for your mental health of the things you joke about. After some time, though, he gets used to it and, like Tom, sometimes reveals a grin that he’s trying to hold back at some of your twisted jokes and immediately denies it after being called out for it.

Sometimes some of the jokes and puns fly over his head, so it’s better to explain it than let it go stale. Either way, Mat’ll ✨try✨ to laugh at all your jokes or is too stunned to speak. Keyword: Try. No In between.

Honestly, like Tom again, he sees you as a second Tord to a degree, so take this information however you wish, but he won’t admit that anytime soon.

At the end of the day, Matt is really supportive of you! If you’re into dark humor, whether it be on the tamer side or more intense, then keep at it, he’s not stopping you.

Just know that he’ll crack a joke or two to impress you that he found on the internet, but they’re really sappy and tame compared to you. But hey, at least he tries!

Also he’s mildly scared of you for this reason alone, so uh…do whatever with this information too.

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