#Eddies introduction was so fruity

[egansangel]

Buck the “turning in slow motion while “whatta” man plays in the background” ally, everyone.

[16woodsequ]

So I read an entire book on the history of bananas so I could understand what Steve would think of them

And now you get to hear me ramble about bananas for a little bit.

A lot of people are aware that the type of banana that Steve would have grown up with is not the same as the one we eat today. Steve ate the Gros Michel banana, which was nearly wiped out by a fungus called Panama disease. The banana western countries eat now is the Cavendish variety.

Every since I learned that factoid I've been curious what Steve's relationship with bananas would have been.

The Cavendish was adopted in the late 50s because it fit the very specific niche producers needed for a commercial banana. It tastes similar to the Gros Michel, looks similar, can withstand transport, withstand hurricanes, and is immune to Panama disease. (This is no longer true, Cavendish bananas began to succumb to Panama disease when plantations were started in Asia. As of now, developing a genetically modified banana is the best solution for a new banana. But if you want to know more about that I suggest you read Dan Koeppel's book.)

The Cavendish is similar enough to the Gros Michel that producers and consummers were able to make the shift, but there are some interesting differences.

Taste: The author tasted many different bananas around the world and concluded that the Cavendish was "the blandest of all the bananas."

As for the Gros Michel it "was larger, with a thicker skin, a creamier texture, and a more intense, fruity taste.” (p. xiv). Although according to this blog, eating an under-ripe Gros Michel tastes exactly like a Cavendish.

So the first time Steve has a Cavendish Steve might think he's simply eating a banana that isn't ripe.

But he'd probably notice something was up before he even took a bite because of another important difference.

Skin: The Gros Michel was a lot sturdier. The skins were thicker and could withstand shipping a lot better. Apparently the Gros Michel was so robust that the fruit wasn't even boxed. "Gros Michel bunches could be thrown in cargo holds and shipped on rough seas without bruising or breaking as long as they were kept cool" (149).

I was shocked to read that before the switch bananas were not boxed. That innovation came with the Cavendish. The introduction of the box meant that bunches had to broken up into the standard '5 to a hand' that we have now.

So when Steve went to the store, grocers "sold Gros Michel by hanging entire bunches of the fruit, straight from distributors, in their stores" (150). This means that Steve would be unused to seeing little bunches of bananas in the store.

Also, the smaller bunches allowed for advertising on each individual banana, which wasn't the case before. So stickers on bananas would also be new.

Would Steve have eaten bananas?

Yes. Bananas were immensely popular. They were cheap, tasted good, and were easy to pack or carry. Babies could eat them, old people could eat them, everyone ate them.

The first drop in banana consumption happened during WW2, because bananas couldn't be grown locally and there were no vessels to bring the fruit to America.

Bonus: A viral song about Bananas from 1923

I found two versions, the Eddie Cantor one is most famous.

(Other Steve meta/headcanon posts)

[hairstevington]

Welcome to my blog!

For those who are new (hiii <3), I’m Frenchie, and I figured I'm official enough now to have an introduction post, so here's some basic info, FAQ, and a Masterlist of my content so far!

I reblog exclusively Stranger Things content here, although surprisingly I DO have other interests :o

I have an Ao3 account under this same username, if that's your thing!

I keep my writing and this blog PG-13 (with language/drug use and mild sexual content), so if you're looking for explicit stuff I am not the writer for you!

Favorite ship is Any Character x Peace and Happiness (also I love writing Steddie and Lumax has my whole heart)

Every time I get a comment, like, reblog, or feedback of any kind, my heart grows three sizes. Seriously, I'm so honored when people enjoy what I write!

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Masterlist:

Note: WIP's are "we can be heroes," “the hardest part is who we are,” and “every city’s got a graveyard." Ficlets won't be linked here but I will have them all tagged under "dailydrabble"

Stranger Things (follows the general canon of the show):

"Back to the Future (Hawkins Edition)" - (OC travels back in time and lives through the canon show, season 4 fix-it, 132K words) this one is my fav you guys go read it on Ao3 here

“i’m counting the days to the rapture” - (all canon characters who died on the show reunite, 40K words) found here and on Ao3

“Every city’s got a graveyard” - (Buffy x Stranger Things crossover) - still in its early stages but the first chapter can be found here!

Eddie Munson x Steve Harrington:

“songs that voices never share” - (alternate canon Steve goes deaf after season 3 and meets Eddie, who can sign, 70K words) found here and on Ao3

"we can be heroes" - (Part 2 of the Deaf Steve AU, season 4 rewrite/fix-it in Eddie's POV) found here

“I wanna cut to the feeling” (modern day AU enemies to lovers slow burn feat Rockstar!Eddie and Hairstylist!Steve, 79K words) - Chapter 1-5 found here, the rest found on Ao3!

“I can’t tune you out” - (Rockstar!Eddie/Musician!Steve fake dating enemies to lovers slow burn, 113K words) found here and on Ao3

"Freaky Friday (Steddie's Version)" - (enemies to lovers body swap shenanigans, 36K words) found here and on Ao3

"flowers and ink" - (tattoo artist x flower shop modern day au, 21K words) found here and on Ao3

"Stranger Therapy" - (first date at couples counseling with Dr. Murray, 13K words) found here and on Ao3

“the hardest part is who we are” - (group therapy fic! Enemies to friends to lovers, sorta, lots of angst and dark humor) found here

“Eddie Munson vs the World” - (very camp, in the style of Scott Pilgrim, 20k words) found here

“Call me when you get this” - (one shot, friends to lovers told through voicemails, 3K words) found here and on Ao3

“That ‘90s Fic” (post-canon cute fic for the Valentine’s Day fic exchange 2023! 5.5K words) found here and on Ao3

“Daisies” (requested one shot of Eddie giving his best friend Steve flowers for Valentine’s Day) - found here on Tumblr and here on Ao3

"mysterious ways" - (Steddie week 2023, Kas!Eddie/Steve post canon season 4, 12K words) found here and on Ao3

“The Marriage of Bigfoot and Mothman” found here and on Ao3

"Do I wanna know?" - (modern day AU fluffy one shot) found here and on Ao3

STWG April Fools Day Swap (one shot where Steddie saves a wounded bunny) found here

“Like real people do” - (one shot written for the STWG’s Hozier collection, 1K words) found here

"Well, this is new" found here. The follow-up, "A Different Kind of Nervous," is only on Ao3 (idk why lol). Part 3, “Hands,” found here. Ao3 links for part one, two, and three

Robin Buckley x Nancy Wheeler:

“No Way” (featuring one of my fav lines I've ever written) found here, Ao3 link here

“Best Friends” (another tumblr exclusive!) found here

“I wanted her to look at me” (aka Robin liked Nancy instead of Tammy Thompson) found here, Ao3 link here

The Fruity Four (Robin/Nancy/Steve/Eddie):

“Barb is alive!” (AU request) here, Ao3 link here

"Teleplatonic" (Robin can read Steve's mind, no romance just Stobin) here, Ao3 link here

“Who looks like the better kisser?” - (very short and sweet) found here, Ao3 link here

“This is gonna be fun” (aka the two couples decide to be each other's beards) found here, Ao3 link here

"Steve is NOT Straight" (feat platonic Stobin baybeee) here, Ao3 link here

Misc Content (not fic related):

Steve Harrington (Taylor’s Version) - collab with the Tumblr bestie! Found here

Chaotic Stranger Things Headcanons (part one, part two, part three)

Songs that I associate with the characters

Steeba

Steve Harrington as a cat AU (shitpost collab with my Tumblr bestie, truly a treat and v chaotic, you'll love it)

Cover art for my fic “I can’t tune you out” done by my Tumblr bestie 🥰

How the characters would react to you coming out

Random hair opinions

I still might write this essay on S4 costuming lol

Robin/Nancy parallel with Steve (lowkey sad but also go Ronance) found here

Ronance evidence - found here

My Maya Hawke concert experience!

Byler x Scott Pilgrim meme - found here

Joe Quinn moments - First late night appearance and the falling blooper

List of confirmed JQ improvised moments

Very valid question

Stancy x Taylor Swift (Midnight Rain) found here

Quick Steddie headcanon

Steve is simply A Dad (and I love him)

Theory about season 5, Eddie, and inconsistencies

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Inbox is always open for questions, concerns, feedback, hot takes, requests, or literally whatever as long as you're not weird about it.

Love youuuuuu

[jonathanssweatercollection]

i’m literally so unwell. it’s almost 6 am. here are my st livewatch thoughts:

THEY PLAYED CALIFORNIA DREAMIN FOR THE CALI GANG’S INTRODUCTION. I LOVE BEING RIGHT

eddie munson i desire you carnally

why is murray such a whore this season. i’m not judging i’m just curious

that’s it i need that stupid grandfather clock. i need it

why the fuck do the munson’s have so many hats on their wall

jonathan “good boy” byers

SO TRUE ARGYLE HE’S SUCH A GOOD BOY

“hi murray :D” jonathan byers i would kill for you

i’m gonna eat enzo’s little bitchboy moustache

robin and nancy are literally two halves of a whole autism

nancy makin fun of robin’s running. my smile hurts

THE RUNNING UP THAT HILL SCENE MADE ME FUCKING SOB LIKE A BABY. I FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA DIE. MAX MAYFIELD I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU

what the FUCK is brenner wearing. what the FUCK

his suit is so fruity i love it

i’m gonna throw up i’m gonna kill everyone that even looks at el what the fuck. i’m gonna chew brenner’s toupee off

NANCY MAX BONDING NANCY MAX BESTIES NANCY MAX INTERACTION

CAN EL CATCH A MOTHERFUCKING BREAK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT THE FUCK. I’M GOING TO KILL

SAM OWENS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU

jamie campbell-bower u are so creepy and hot <33

argyle and jonathan deserve to kiss. just a little kiss it won’t hurt anyone

omg okay byeler bonding and saying deep shit together on top of a car, paralleling jonathan and nancy doin the same in s2. so very true besties

omg no hopper can’t be blaming himself for sarah’s death. noooo sad little bald man :(

can yuri like die already lol

murray canonically beat the shit out of a teenager. obsessed with this man

stranger things more like trauma things amirite haha. i’m in pain

are these idiots not even going to change out of their funeral attire. theyre gonna get their clothes dirty

dustin u are so annoying <3 said with love and affection

YES YES STONCY CRUMBS THANK GOD I HAVE SOME SUBSTANCE

steve babygirl you are SOOOOOOO stupid i love you

kate bush the true hero of stranger things

okay in the creel house scenes sometimes max’s collar is up and then it’s down in the very next shot. poor direction on the duffers’ part. 0/5 stars /j

i’m so glad that brett gelman gets to throw his whole gelussy into his performance this season. literally good for him

how dare brenner boop el’s nose. i’m going to throw a fit

omg steve looks so good in that mustard sweatshirt. im so fucking gay

this mormon house is literally my worst fucking nightmare

THEY MENTIONED KALI. THEY SHOWED US BABY KALI AGAIN

LUMAX STAN ROBIN REAL

let me guess the lab’s freaky orderly is 001. if i’m wrong i’ll be upset

“what’s the internet” “don’t worry about it” best interaction of the season

“your compass has gone from wonky to wonky with a capital waoaiauh”

steve babygirl please don’t drown

FUCK nancy’s awesome fit has just been ruined i’m so fucking upset. my girl looked so good

SCRATCH THAT SHE LOOKS BETTER LIKE A FERAL WET CAT BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF DEMOBATS

owens and brenner are so divorced

el deserves to get her powers back tenfold and kill brenner in every horrific and painful way possible. like as a treat

NANCY BANDAGING STEVE’S WOUNDS AND ASKING IF ITS TOO TIGHT PARALLELING HER BANDAGING JONATHAN’S CIT HAND IN SEASON ONE. STONCY REAL I’M TELLING YOU STONCY REAL

nancy wheeler has guns. in her bedroom

are hopper and enzo gonna fuck. and then is enzo gonna die

ugh they better not keep harping on about steve getting back together w nancy if theyre not gonna make stoncy happen. i’ll throw up if they just revert back on themselves and make steve/nance happen again and just shit on jonathan’s character

WAIT THE FLASHCARDS FROM SEASON ONE. WAIT WAIT THE GOOFY PLUSHY WAIT I CAN’T COPE WITH THESE CALLBACKS I’M GONNA BE SICK

what the fuck i can’t believe the time travel theories were kind of right

omg are they finally gonna explain how will communicated in s1 when he was in the upside down omg this shit RULES

oh god the “hi” scene is gonna kill me

can officer callahan like die already i fuckin hate that guy lol. and the irony of him doing a carrie reference by calling the kids “little pigs” isn’t lost on me

ARE. ARE THEY SERIOUSLY IN A BOILER ROOM. THESE FUCKERS LOVE NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET SO MUCH

i fucking CALLED it i KNEW the creepy orderly was 001 i fucking KNEW IT

NANCY NO NO NO NO NANCY WHAT THE FUCK NANCY BABY NO WHAT THE FUCK NANCY NO NO WHAT NO BABY WHAT THE FUCK NO I’M GONNA FUCKING THROW UP PLEASE GOD NO NO WHAT THE FUCK NO NO PLEASE NO NANCY BABY IF THEY KILL MY GIRL I WILL BE OUT FOR BLOOD

wait omg omg what wait. jamie cambell bower is also the freaky creel kid

NOOOOOOO POOR BUNNY NOOOOOO POOR LITTLE BABY BUNNY RABBIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

omg brenner’s brown wig is so fuckin stupid looking

omg theyre literally doing revenge of the sith. that’s LITERALLY what they’re doing

lol the cgi. bestie no

THAT’S IT ???????????????

[cbwalive]

CBWA SUPER ESTRELLA EP.10

Welcome everybody to another exciting episode of Super Estrella, I’m your host good ol JR alongside Gordon Solie.

Gordo this Sunday is Wrestle Rock at Sea 4 but before that we have business to attend to tonight.

That’s right Jimbo, when we left you last week the contract was signed for the main event this Sunday between the challenger Goldberg and the champion Raman Reigns and tonight there will be a final face off between the two Also tonight is there friction between two BS Service members as we saw last week The Underfaker and The Fiend couldn’t seem to be on the same page, well they will be tagging up again tonight to face Ax and Smash of Demolition We will also see the brand new CBWA Univision Television champion The Colombian Dragon as he puts the title on the line against Party Jannetty That should be a great one indeed plus we had our camera all last week with Blaster Lashley and PN News to see who is the best food man in Bogotá and the results will shock you folks and wait just a minute that’s the music of AuZZtin and look at this Gordon he has that BMF walk to the ring.

Let’s take you to the ring and see what he has to say Cut the damn music, I’ve been sitting my ass at home long enough, Miz you have a contract for me to sign for Drug Wars 5 well son I have a counter offer for you right here.

Oh boy ZZ is certainly not in the mood tonight Now I ain’t here to sign a stupid contract I’m here to whip your ass so get your sorry ass out here so you can get what’s coming to you The Gatorsnake is wanting The Miz now and oh wait just a minute it’s the boss Mr. Schneider

Now ZZ as the head of creative of The CBWA and as of right now the boss, I can’t have you out here making threats when we all know you are not one hundred percent cleared from your injury, you have to think what would happen if The Miz came out here

 I whoop his ass

I can’t have this company reliable if something were to worsen your injury and you can be permanently paralyzed ZZ I appreciate the fact that you and the CBWA care........and I can also appreciate that he’ll you can kiss my ass

Oh my god ZZ just stunned Mr. Schneider and look at this, the cops are on ZZ and they are arresting him, ZZ is going to jail

Folks stay with us we will be right back

And welcome back folks as we are seeing ZZ being hauled off to jail

And I wonder what this means for this Sunday, will ZZ show up to sign the contract as Kenny is now with the Boss Mr. Schneider

  Mr. Schneider after what just went down what is going to happen to ZZ Well Mr. AuZZtin will definitely be spending the night in jail and as far as this Sunday goes, if he can not get cleared by Sunday then Mr. AuZZtin will be indefinitely suspended until further notice

Guys you heard it from the boss back to you.

Alright Kenny thank you for that and we we will keep our eyes on that as we take you to the ring in the Fink

The following contest set for one fall is for the CBWA Univision Television Championship, making his way to the ring weighing in at 229lbs Party Jannetty

And there you see Party as this match is brought to by Fruit Stripes, need a fruity taste in your mouth? 

Try Fruit Stripes available at your nearest store As we take back to The Fink for the champions introduction.

And his opponent weighing in at 235lbs he is the CBWA Univision Television Champion The Colombian Dragon

Here comes the brand new CBWA Univision Television Champion which he won last week in that epic fatal four way as referee Nicholas Patrick holds up that brand new belt Bell rings and we are underway, as last week Dragon said he would be a fighter champion as he extends his hand for Party but Party totally ignores it and is focusing his attention on some ladies in the front row Party better focus on the champion That indeed as now Party turns around and bam a running knee this all but over 1,2,3 let’s get the official announcement The winner of the match and still CBWA Univision Television Champion The Colombian Dragon And Part...... wait just a minute that music only means one man, could be? 

My god it’s The Heartbreak Kid Shawn Michaels, what is he doing here? Folks don’t you dare go away we will be right back

Welcome back folks and if your just tuning in you just missed a surprise appearance from the one and only Shawn Michaels, yes that Shawn Michaels who now has the mic, I can’t wait to hear this.

Super Estrella!!!!!! 

The Heartbreak Kid is live and in living color!!!! Now a lot of questions obviously need to be answered but I have to take care of some business first, Party me and you go way back, I know you still like to party obviously but can you still rock and roll? Basically what I’m saying is what you say if we bring the Rockers to the CBWA?

Oh my god what an announcement and Michaels now extending the hand and Party has embraced him, are we seeing the reformation of the Rockers? 

And oh wait just a minute Michaels with a super kick What’s this about? 

Why Shawn? And now Michaels walks away, folks we will stay on this story for sure as we take you to Kenny

Wow what a crazy night already as I welcome my guest at this time, he is the CBWA Intercontinental Champion Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert

Champ, welcome back how’s the knee going?

Well Kenny I actually just got back from the doctors and he told me that I’m actually....... Oh wait just a minute we are being interrupted by Foot Von Erich

Shut it Kenny it’s Hollywood Von Erich, I hate to come out here and play spoiler for everybody here and everybody sitting at home baby but I got a hot tip concerning your knee, I’ve been told that your little injury that I caused is worst than thought and it looks like you are going to have a little surgery and you are actually here to surrender that beautiful Intercontinental Title to yours truly, so let’s quit messing around and hand over that title to its rightful owner Well Hollywood once again you are wrong, as a matter of fact I was going to tell everybody that I’m actually one hundred percent and since you wanna come out and spoil stuff, how bout I spoil something for you, this Sunday at Wrestle Rock at Sea 4, you and me for this title and to make it fun, since you think I have one good knee and we all know you got one good foot, let’s make this a ladder match, what do you say “Hollywood” You got it baby

There you have it another great match added for this Sunday at Wrestle Rock at Sea 4, back to you guys

Alright thank you Kenny, Wrestle Rock at Sea this Sunday is shaping up to be a big pay per view you do not want to miss it this Sunday folks, call your local pay per view provider, well now we are going to take you to a video recorded earlier this week as the CBWA camera crews followed both Blaster Lashley and PN Pitmaster News to see who exactly had the best food service in Bogotá check it out Alright guys come on in to Blaster Lashley’s Ubber Eats, we already got a delivery ready to go so hop on in

Should you be eating that? Of course man, I ain’t going to deliver something that could be poisonous to my customers, it’s called customer service man But the food is almost gone Man you are tripping, y’all better not cramp my style, alright here we are stay here Hey you my Ubber Eats guy? The best in town, got your food right here Ummm this is only half of what I ordered Hey man I would take it up with Taco Bell, I just deliver it Oh ok here you go Appreciate your business, uh hold up, you’re a little short Well I didn’t get my full meal Look man I said you are going have to take it up with them, now give me my damn money or I’ll beat it out of you Ok ok here man Thanks have a nice day and thank you for choosing Blaster Lashley Ubber Eats Hey come on in guys, welcome to PN News Pit house, make yourself at home Thanks Pitmaster what’s on the menu? Well.....we have some yo baby yo baby yo baby back ribs, corn on the cob that so good it will make you turn your knob, refried beans that will make your colon mean and cobbler pie that will make you die, I’ll be right back with your plate Alright guys here we are let me know what you guys think, hold that thought I got a driver here, wait a minute you are my Ubber driver? Yeah the best in town man, why did I agree to deliver this garbage? Garbage? Yeah everybody knows that you were the reason for the city wide sickness with your expired meat You better watch what you say fat boy Looks who’s talking chubby I’m about to show you chubby And as you see Gordon a fight broke out between Lashley and PN News and we just got confirmation from Mr. Schneider that this Sunday it will be PN Pitmaster News goes one on one with Blaster Lashley Those poor camera crew Indeed well we are going take a quick break and we will be right back with our main event right after this

And welcome back to Super Estrella it’s main event time as we take you to the Fink

The following contest set for one fall is a tag team match making their way to the ring at a total combined weight of 621lbs Ax and Smash Demolition

And their opponents first weighing in at 317LBS The Fiend Bray Wyatt And his tag team partner to be accompanied to the ring by his manager Zombie Robert Blake, weighing in at 308lbs the Underfaker These two were not in the same page last week against Roberto Gibson so this is a take two if you will for them as they are going up against Ax and Smash of Demolition, bell rings as it looks like it’s going to be Ax and The Fiend starting off for their respective team and The Fiend is taking out some frustration on Ax and a tag to Underfaker and faker taking Ax for a ride and wow what athleticism from the big man a flying closeline and now look at this Gordon, The Fiend tagged himself in and Faker didn’t seem to like that at all No he sure didn’t as now The Fiend whips Ax to his corner and tells Smash to tag in, reluctantly he does and is met with a hard right hand Wow what power from this man and now throws Smash into the ropes and a huge body dive knocking the wind out of both men, who got the worst of that? And now Underfaker tags himself in and look at this a stare down And now look out as Smash from behind nails The Fiend who bumps into the Underfaker and now Faker has The Fiend around the throat and down with a chokeslam, what is going on with this two? Smash with the cover 1 and a kick out by The Fiend, Fiend is now up and mandible claw and here comes Ax and a Sister Abigail for his trouble, 1,2,3 let’s go to The Fink for the official announcement and wait before we go to that The Fiend has the mandible claw in the Underfaker, look at this Gordon Certainly these two can’t co exist Well security trying to break these two up, folks don’t you dare go anywhere, Goldberg and Reigns face to face right after this

And welcome back folks before we get to the showdown between Goldberg and Reigns we have breaking news as it pertains to Wrestle Rock at Sea this Sunday from the boss Mr. Schneider three huge matches have been added to the card thanks to what we saw tonight, the CBWA Univision Television Championship will be on the line as the champion Colombian Dragon will defend his title against BS Service member Johnny Seenya, Party Jannetty will go one on one with his former tag team partner Shawn Michaels and this next one is very interesting Gordon That’s right even though it looks like these two are not on the same page they will have to this Sunday as The Underfaker and The Fiend will challenge the CBWA Tag Team Champions City Hall and the titles will be on the line Wow what a huge match that is going to be as we take a look at the updated card also earlier tonight the challenge was accepted it will be a ladder match for the CBWA Intercontinental Championship as Hollywood Von Erich will face the champion Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert Also because of what happened tonight BS Service member Blaster Lashley will go one on one with PN Pitmaster News And I hope to never see this match again as it’s a first and hopefully a last, a last jerk off standing match for the CBWA Hardcore title between the champ Garth Lane and challenger Left Eye Gibson The woman’s champion Alexa Bliss put up an open challenge to anyone this Sunday, it would be very interesting to see who will accept The number one contender Powerhouse Steve Ryder will go one on one with Brian Withers with the number one contender spot for Drug Wars 5 on the line Also will ZZ be able to come up with a clear doctors note to compete at Drug Wars 5 and sign the contract against The Miz? That indeed and I even hate to say this, but a father and son will be in a fight cage surrounded by fire as Frank Converse will go one on one with his flesh and blood, his own son Boltsy and Frank said if he can not defeat his son he will set himself on fire and breathe his last breath, my god folks And our main event Gordon, for the CBWA World Heavyweight Championship inside the demonic steel cage it will be Goldberg trying to regain the title he fought so hard to get against the champion Raman Reigns, I’m telling you folks this is a pay per view you do not wanna miss, the last pay per view before the biggest show of the year Drug Wars 5, call your local pay per view provider and don’t miss this one bit as we now take you to the ring and Kenny standing by, take it away Kenny Alright JR and Gordon thank you very much this is the finally showdown before the this Sunday at Wrestle Rock at Sea 4 where these two men will compete inside a steel cage match for the CBWA World Heavyweight title, so let me introduce to you first the challenger Goldberg!!!!!! And here he comes Gordon Looks to be very focused JR Alright and now The CBWA World Heavyweight Champion The tribal chief Raman Reigns Hey jabroni up here on the the screen, you think for one damn second I was going to go in that ring and have that crazy man try to spear me yet again? I’m the CBWA World Heavyweight Champion, the head of the table the tribal chief, in other words I say what goes down, now this Sunday Goldberg it will be me and you in a steel cage match for this title right here but Goldberg let me make this perfectly clear to you, after I beat you again, that’s it, no more shot at this, you will never ever get a title shot again as long as I’m the champion, which will be a very long time cause let’s face it their ain’t a man on this roster that can sniff me Enough of the talking champ, why don’t do be a man for once and bring your ass down here because you can’t avoid it much longer but you’re next!!!!! Oh wait just a minute that’s the music of the number one contender Steve Ryder Is he coming to the ring? Oh wait a minute back in the ring Reigns is in the ring and Goldberg saw it coming and the stare down is on, folks we are out of time don’t you dare miss this Sunday on pay per view Wrestle Rock at Sea 4 we will see you on the sea this Sunday!!!!!!