#Eddie is trying to save Steve from a DV situation that isn’t happening

[morganbritton132]

Continuing on from this:

Eddie: *drags Steve to Hellfire, a surprisingly easy task*

Eddie: *allows Steve to sit through a campaign instead of forcing him to play even though he threw a fit the one time Grant had to bring his sister with him to Hellfire*

Eddie: *insists that he needs Steve’s watch for the campaign and then continually lied to him about the time so he missed his plans to meet up with Nancy later*

Eddie: *doesn’t even bitch Steve out for interrupting*

Hellfire, when Steve goes to the bathroom: Hey, Eddie. Quick question. What the fuck is going on here?

Eddie: Be nice to him. I’m in the middle of some white knight shit so join my cause or may your characters die by my sword.

Hellfire:

Hellfire, deep sigh: Fine

Steve: *notices the distinct lack of girls in Hellfire and knows that Eddie only lives with an uncle*

Steve, when he’s alone with Hellfire: So, uh, does Eddie know any…women?

Hellfire:

Hellfire, collectively: *thinks ‘oooooh, this is a gay thing’*