#Eddie Seville

[thedorkestra]

How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard

[hantivity]

Oh my goodness, Hoesephs and Munsults, go ahead and ignore me (I don’t really like how I look), but I finally got to meet Joseph Quinn. This was my holiday present; I got an autograph and this photo. The photo op was very rushed and quick, but he was so sweet and very soft-spoken. Also, he was so warm, like he felt like a heater, but I’m always cold, and it was also quite literally frozen at FAN EXPO Portland.

[sassy-radio-hazbin-queen]

My favorite Characters as Zodiac signs

Aries = Blitzo and Daffy

Taurus = Scrooge and Goldie

Gemini = Alastor and Sonic

Cancer = Fear and Rev

Leo = Bugs and Angel

Virgo = Simon and Eddie

Libra = Gutsy and Stolas

Scorpio = Shadow and Drake

Sagittarius = Lauchpad and Joy

Capricorn = Tech and Brainy

Aquarius = Richie and Babs

Pisces = Plucky and Jeanette

[black-arcana]

Watch: A Bat Lands On THE PRETTY RECKLESS Singer TAYLOR MOMSEN's Leg During Concert In Spain

According to Metal Journal, a bat landed on the left leg of THE PRETTY RECKLESS singer Taylor Momsen during her band's May 29 performance at Estadio La Cartuja in Seville, Spain as the support act for AC/DC.

After playing the fifth song of THE PRETTY RECKLESS's set, "Witches Burn", Taylor addressed the crowd, saying: "You guys are pointing at something, and I wanna know what you're saying." She then looked down at her leg and noticed the bat, after which she return to the microphone and exclaimed: "There's a fucking flying bat on my leg right now. Can someone help me, please? I must really be a witch."

A stage quickly hang came over a removed the bat, prompting Taylor to say: "Gracias. It's all right. And the bat's fine. He's gonna be my new friend," before adding, "Holy fuck."

Guitarist Ben Phillips then told the crowd: "Well, that hasn't happened before." Momsen went on to say: "I'm telling you. I'm a fucking witch. I attract the bats. Someone, bring out a black cat. It's gonna be great."

Phillips said to the audience, "Gracias for pointing it out," before Momsen added: "I thought you were pointing at my SOUNDGARDEN bracelet. And I was, like, 'Oh. Fucking they like SOUNDGARDEN. Awesome."

During an appearance on the May 6 episode of SiriusXM's "Trunk Nation With Eddie Trunk", Taylor was asked about the progress of the songwriting and recording sessions for THE PRETTY RECKLESS's fifth album. She said: "I don't have [release] dates for you, but we booked — we've locked up the studio for eight months. It takes us a while to make a record. But it was going amazingly [before we paused the sessions in order to hit the road]. Hopefully when we pick back up in September, it'll be the same kind of flow and everything will just jell. But a lot of it's written. I'm sure that more will be written when these experiences happen and then new songs [arise] out of them. So I'm sure that there'll be some more songs coming. But I don't have dates. But it was going great, and we had just started; we really haven't started at all, but there's written stuff. So that's a start, I guess. But as far as recording, we hadn't really gotten into it yet."

This past January, THE PRETTY RECKLESS shared a photo of Taylor in the studio with Jonathan Wyman, who co-produced THE PRETTY RECKLESS's latest album, 2021's "Death By Rock And Roll", apparently confirming that Wyman has re-teamed with the group for the upcoming LP.

In a May 2023 interview with Ronni Hunter of the 99.7 The Blitz radio station, Momsen revealed that she and her THE PRETTY RECKLESS bandmates had commenced work on the follow-up to "Death By Rock And Roll".

"We're in a great headspace," she said. "We're just having fun with it, and wrapping up the tour cycle of 'Death By Rock And Roll'. And then new record — and it's next chapter. We've already kind of started it… We've gotten into a studio; we've stepped foot into a studio. So that's saying something for us."

THE PRETTY RECKLESS is supporting AC/DC on the legendary hard rock band's spring/summer 2024 European tour. Momsen and her bandmates also opened for THE ROLLING STONES on May 11 at the Allegiant Stadium in Las Vegas, Nevada.

In November 2022, THE PRETTY RECKLESS released a new collection of music, "Other Worlds", via Fearless Records. The effort saw the group delivering its first proper acoustic recordings, unexpected covers and other reimaginings.

"Death By Rock And Roll" was made available in February 2021 via Fearless Records in the U.S. and Century Media Records in the rest of the world.

Upon release, "Death By Rock And Roll" topped multiple sales charts — including Billboard's Top Albums, Rock, Hard Music, and Digital charts. The record also yielded three back-to-back No. 1 singles — "Death By Rock And Roll", "And So It Went" (featuring Tom Morello of RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE) and "Only Love Can Save Me Now" (featuring Kim Thayil and Matt Cameron of SOUNDGARDEN). The band has tallied seven No. 1 singles at the rock format throughout its career.

"Death By Rock And Roll" was THE PRETTY RECKLESS's first album to be made without longtime producer Kato Khandwala, who died in April 2018 from injuries sustained in a motorcycle accident.

THE PRETTY RECKLESS formed in 2009 and consists of Momsen, Phillips, bassist Mark Damon and drummer Jamie Perkins.

In 2021, Momsen — who rose to fame portraying the character of edgy little sister Jenny Humphrey on The CW's "Gossip Girl" — described "Death By Rock And Roll" in an interview with ABC Audio as a "battle cry for life and for hope."

"I think that that's something that we can all use a little bit more of, especially right now," she said. "We could always use a little more hope, and we could always use a little more rock and roll."

[moonlightrosebud2000]

The Funkaneers

Lil’D as Alvin Seville. *Eddie as Extra*

Philly Phil as Simon Seville.

Kam as Theodore Seville.

•This is actually totally fan made, since of course Alvin & The Chipmunks and Class Of 3000 were a thing of the past, I thought about posting a spoof inspired series of Alvin & The Chipmunks but of course it involves with the Characters of Class Of 3000 portraying as The Chipmunks and The Chipettes…

Which BTW, I’m actually gonna be calling the Chipettes in my spoof series, to the Funkettes even though it’s another way to describe female music talent stars. But that’ll be for my next post, Thx.<3

[dumbass-duo-showdown]

ROUND 1!

To start, round 1 will take place during 2 days. Both starting at 5pm CET with the first 8 groups on each side, then with the other 8 at 8pm CET. With a break in between group 1 (apple) and group 2 (bapelsin).

We start with most votes, then by fandom. The rest is random

Round 1 - apple, 8/4-2023, day 1

God (bible) vs Reigen Arakata (mob psycho 100), finished

John Silver (treasure planet) vs Donquixote Rosinate (one piece)finished

Garmadon (Lego Ninjago) vs All Might (my hero academia), finished,

Bandit Heeler (bluey) vs Heinz Doofeshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb), finished,

Maes Hughes (full metal alchemist) vs Uncle Iroh (avatar, the last airbender), finished

Bob Blecher (bob’s burgers) vs Professor Utonium (PowerPuff girls), finished

Yosuke Koiwai (Azumanga Daioh) vs Iruka Umino (Naruto), finished

Asura (asura’s wrath) vs Darkwing Duck (ducktales cinematic universe I mean darkwing duck), finished, finished

Hakoda (avatar the last airbender) vs Kaname Date (ai: Somnium files), finished

Sojiro Sakura (persona) vs Ice King (adventure time), finished

Richard Waterson (the amazing world of gumball) vs Dr Venomous (ok ko let’s be heros), finished

Splinter (teenage mountain ninja turtles) vs Kazuki Kurusu & Rei Suwa (buddy daddies), finished

Jotaro Kujo vs Bruno Bucciarati (JoJo’s bizarre adventure), finished

Greil vs Eliwood (fire emblem)

Peony vs Kukui (Pokémon), finished

Seteth (fire emblem) vs Phoenix Wright (ace attorney), finished

Day 2 9/4

Largo the black lion (tales in the abyss) vs David Evans (Inazuma 11), finished

Loid Forger (SpyxFamily) vs Ferid (Suikoden V), finished

Kotestu Kaburagi (tiger and bunny) vs Tim Lockwood (cloudy with a chance of meatballs), finished

Naoki Gotoh (bocchi the rock) vs Oscar Proud (the proud family), finished

Shouta Aizawa (my hero academia) vs Bill Green (big city greens), finished

Dracula (hotel Transylvania) vs Donald Duck (ducktales), finished

Ken Shirashi (project Sekai) vs Sailor Uranus (sailor moon), finished

Skipper (penguins of Madagascar) vs Norisuke Higashikata the 4th (JoJo’s bizarre adventure), finished

red leg Zeff (one piece) vs Sully (monsters inc), finished

Kouhei Inuzuka (sweetness and lighting) vs Geto Suguru (jujutsu Kaisen), finished

Alibert (wakfu) vs Oboro (Suikoden V), finished

Meta Knight (Kirby) vs Senshi (delicious in dungeon), finished

Jades Curtiss (tales of the abyss) vs Gru (despicable me), finished

Pankraz Gotha(dragon quest 5) vs Zenkichi Hasegawa (persona), finished

Keiji Shinoji (your turn to die) vs Kanan jarrus (Star Wars: rebels), finished

Chilchuck (delicious in dungeon) vs Mr Ping (kung fu panda), finished

Bapelsin day 1, 11-4

Eddie Diaz & Evan Buckley vs Bobby Nash (911), finished

Benjamin Sisko (Star Trek deep space 9) vs Dad Egbert (homestuck), finished

Subject Delta (bioshock) vs Damien Bloodmarch (dream daddy), finished

Goldlewis Dickinson (guilty gear) vs Atticus Finch (to kill a mockingbird), finished

Paul Blofis (Percy Jackson) vs Kazuhira Miller (metal gear solid), finished

Gomez Addams (the Addams family) vs Din Djarin (the mandalorian), finished

Hans Hubermann (the book thief) vs Lee Everett (telltales the walking dead), finished

Kiryu Kazuma (yakuza) vs Waymond Wang (everything everywhere all at once), finished

PART 2

Jean Valjean (les misérables) vs Joel Miller (the last of us), finished

Calvin’s dad (Calvin and Hobbes) vs Augustus Aquato (psychonauts), finished

Pyrrha Dve (the locked tomb) vs Dustan Thron (stardust), finished

Neon J (no straight roads) vs Common Wubbox (my singing monsters), finished

Patton Sanders (sander sides) vs Doc Louis (punch out), finished

Alther Mella (septimus heap) vs Riki (xenoblade), finished

Digby Wolf (fables/a wolf among us) vs Bob Cratchit (a Christmas carol) , finished

Petey (dogman) vs Mo Folchart (inkheart), finished

Day 2, 13-4

Alfred (Batman) vs Gandalf (lord of the rings), finished

Asgore Dreemurr (undertale) vs Micheal Bluth (arrested development), finished

Dave Seville (Alvin and the chipmunks) vs Martin Penderwick (the Penderwicks), finished

Anthony Herzen (professor Layton) vs Chimney Han (911), finished

Glamrock Freddy (five nights at Freddy’s) vs Mr Carrisford (a little princess), finished

Poseidon (Percy Jackson) vs bail Organa (Star Wars), finished

Neir Gestalt (Neir) vs Kim Dokja (Omniscient readers viewpoint), finished

Hal Wilkerson (Malcom in the middle) vs Ness’ dad (earthbound), finished

PART 2

Tony Stark (MCU) vs Lee Scoresby (his dark materials), finished

Dream (sandman) vs Kat (all quiet on the western front), finished

Thrushpelt (warrior cats) vs Teacher (the girl from the other side) , finished

Barret Wallace (final fantasy) vs Lazlo Cravensworth (what we do in the shadows), finished

Domingo Montoya (the princess bride) vs Charlie Swan (twilight), finished

Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) vs Terry Jeffords (Brooklyn 99), finished

Dan Espinoza (Lucifer) vs Rupert Giles (Buffy), finished

Pollination Tech 9 smith (the sims 2) vs Marko (saga), finished

Okay basic questions time before I get a bunch of anon asks

“Two of these are women.”

Father figures also count

“Some of these doesn’t have their own kids”

See point 1

“Why is there only a few characters from the same franchise going against each other but sometimes they aren’t”

Because I only recognized fire emblem, Pokémon, and JJBA at first.

“Aus doesn’t count”

As a previous undertale fan. I could care less. And I am not replacing Tim with BAMSE.

“Replace x with Bamse”

Sorry but. Findus and Skalman have already won. 3 times are a bit too much for us sweds.

“911 is copaganda”

You see Brooklyn 911 (picked by wheel) and you go against fireback mountain. Shame on you anon.

“Dad council these aren’t all random”

Yeah but Neon J vs Wubbox = chaos

Code of conduct

EXTRA BATTLE

[goalhofer]

2024 olympians representing non country of residence part 10

Togo: Eloi Adjavon, triathlon (Paris, France); Naomi Akakpo, athletics (Paris, France) & Adèle Gaïtou, swimming (Bordeaux, France) Tonga: Feofaaki Epenisa, boxing (Richmond, California) Trinidad & Tobago: Dylan Carter, swimming (Santa Clarita, California); Zuri Ferguson, swimming (Attleboro, Massachusetts); Sanaa Frederick, athletics (Atlanta, Georgia); Sole Frederick, athletics (Atlanta, Georgia) & Jaden Marchan, athletics (Leonia, New Jersey) Tunisia: Jamila Boulakbech, swimming (Villefranche-Sur-Saône, France); Selma Dhaouadi, rowing (Nantes, France); Emre Dodanli, gymnastics (Milton, Ontario); Ahmed Jaouadi, swimming (Martigues, France); Salim Jemai, canoeing (Strasbourg, France); Ghailene Khattali, canoeing (Seville, Spain) & Sarra Mzougui, judo (Paris, France) Turkey: Emre Dodanli, gymnastics (Milton, Ontario) & Kaan Kigen-Özbilen, athletics (Uasin Gishu County, Kenya) Uganda: Sgt. Rebecca Ayeko, athletics (Endebess, Kenya); Mercyline Chelanga, athletics (Kericho, Kenya); Gloria Muzito, swimming (Sundsvall Stad, Sweden); Kathleen Noble, rowing (Salt Lake City, Utah) & Jesse Ssengonzi, swimming (Cary, North Carolina) Ukraine: Polina Buhrova, badminton (Rome, Italy); Marta Kostyuk, tennis (Monte Carlo, Monaco); Kate Montalvo, breakdancing (Los Angeles, California) & Dayana Yastremska, tennis (Lyon, France) UAE: Aram Grigoryan, judo (Moscow, Russia) & Dzhafar Kostoev, judo (Nazran, Russia) Bayanmönkhiin Narmandakh, judo (Ulaanbaatar, Mongolia) Uruguay: Santiago Catrofe, athletics (Girona, Spain) Uzbekistan: Alise Fakhrutdinov, pentathlon (Moscow, Russia); Igor Myalin, diving (Penza, Russia); Anna Prakaten, rowing (St. Petersburg, Russia); Javrail Shapiev, wrestling (Makhachkala, Russia); Olga Zabelinskaya, cycling (St. Petersburg, Russia) & Razambek Zhamalov, wrestling (Khasavyurt, Russia) Vanuatu: Chloe David, athletics (Suva, Fiji) Venezuela: Gabriel Lugo, fencing (Łódź, Poland) Virgin Islands: Eddie Garcia, athletics (Jacksonville, Florida) & Kruz Schembri-McCord, fencing (Tampa, Florida) Zimbabwe: Cpl. Stephen Cox, rowing (Henley-On-Thames, U.K.)

[globalhint]

Declan Rice gives Arsenal's quick start more attacking force.

Rice gives Arsenal's quick start more attacking force. Declan Rice has established himself at Arsenal quickly. The England international, who cost £105 million to acquire from West Ham, has been crucial as the Gunners' midfield pivot. Additionally, the former captain of the Ironmen is beginning to contribute offensively; in his previous three games, he has scored and provided two assists. We examine Rice's significant North London beginning before his Carabao Cup comeback to his old team tonight. Brown rice It was an important goal, Baby Rice's second Premier League goal in an Arsenal shirt. The 24-year-old took advantage of Robert Sanchez's error to steer the ball into an open goal and launch his team's victory against Chelsea. There was a 2-1 after the well-deserved 2-2 draw—Champions League victory in Seville, where Rice assisted Gabriel Jesus' goal. The previous weekend, he provided yet another assist, setting up Eddie Nketiah with a precise pass to start Arsenal's 5-0 thumping of Sheffield United. Although Rice can create and score points, his positional acumen off the ball and his metronomic passing are the main reasons he is on the team. He is the only Arsenal player with more Premier League interceptions (14) and completed passes (577). What makes Rice unique, though, is his propensity to show up with crucial goals or assists. View more: Pochettino responds to Shearer's criticism by defending Jackson. Declan Rice has twice scored for Arsenal in the Premier League. Declan Rice has two goals in the Arsenal Premier League Possibility of improvement It makes sense that Mikel Arteta is happy with the midfield player he signed in the summer. The Basque manager stated: "He has been terrific for us and I think he has performed at the highest level, especially in big games."You want to see your big players at that point. I'm pretty happy with his participation in these games because it's been really significant." Concerning Rice's progression as an offensive weapon, Arteta went further, saying, "This is the next step and things that we can evolve and help him to improve." Despite his well-deserved status as one of the Premier League's top holding midfielders, Rice is only 24 years old and still has plenty of room to develop. When he added opportunity creation and steady scoring to his game, He would be close to the completed piece. Declan Rice has contributed to Arsenal's success everywhere on the field. Declan Rice has contributed to Arsenal's success everywhere on the field. It is not only inside the Emirates that people value rice. Neville stated: "I think he is a big influence — that power, that drive."He can make an impact and gives the team a genuine opportunity when he is there." For Arsenal, Rice has already proven to be a vital player and a leader in the midfield. The Gunners will be confident in their prospects of taking home trophies this season if he keeps stepping up when it counts, whether it be with goals or defensive saves. SEE: Saudi hopes to sign £50 million De Bruyne next Read the full article

[dodger-chan]

My stupid brain won't stop elaborating on this.

The first opera they go to is Don Giovanni. Steve picks it because Mozart is good, who doesn't like Mozart? Steve, apparently. Eddie, though, is really into the music, thinks Anna and Elvira are kind of bad ass, and goes absolutely nuts when the opera ends with the protagonist being dragged down to hell (Steve can admit the effects were cool).

Eddie wants to go again, so they try The Barber of Seville next. Steve recognizes the overture from Looney Tunes. He's still pretty bored. (Not sure when sub/supra titles became fairly universal with opera, but I think Steve would have trouble following the plot regardless)

They don't go often, compared to other things they do together, because it's expensive. But Eddie checks out recordings at the library and makes Steve listen with him. When they do go, Steve has a better time if he knows the music a little.

Eddie refuses to dress up when they go - or rather he's in fancy for Eddie clothes which means the cleaner, less torn jeans. Steve is very willing to return any dirty looks they get.

They aren't dates the first couple of times, because Steve and Eddie are stupid about their relationship. Eddie gets into a passionate conversation with an older woman during an intermission of Tristan und Isolde about music stuff Steve can't follow (Steve wonders why Eddie didn't bring Robin who might get it, or why he agreed to come to something that was over four hours long and boring). Her date takes Steve aside suggesting they leave "my wife and your boyfriend" to their shop talk. And oh, Steve gets why he's there now.

It still takes them several weeks after that to get it together and start officially dating. Strauss's Salome is on the record player when they kiss for the first time. It can't be danced to (at least not any dance Steve can do) or even really hummed along with, but it is still Steve's favorite opera.

Eddie taking Steve to the opera because he keeps making fun of how Steve never got the full rich kid experience but then he has the horrifying realization that he likes opera... Steve is the one who thinks it's boring and spends the whole time just watching Eddie.

[esta-metamorfose-ambulante]

One of the few complaints I have about A Million Little Things is Delilah having Eddie's baby. Like, I get the affair carried her, his and Katherine's arcs for a while, but making them have a baby seems terrible to me. First of all, I think it is too much. Having a child out of an affair with your best friend's wife is something too painful for everyone to overcome (especially the kids). Secondly, dragging this to season two is tiring. I wish the show would've wrapped it up and move forward. How long will it take to everybody find out the truth and be able to process it? Absolutely new storylines are way more interesting than extending something that should've been ended a long time ago. Also, what does this add up to the story? Even when they all learn how to live with it because they are friends/family and they'll sort of have to, carrying this weight is too much. Imagine explaining to this child the circumstances that brought him or her into the world. It is drama just for the sake of drama and I hate it. Why not keep up the good, touching stuff and representation like masculine vulnerability, depression, dealing and overcoming alcoholism etc? There are a lot of important and relatable issues they could explore yet. However, the worst part of it is how it's gonna affect Katherine. Just when she was thinking of giving her marriage a second chance, she discovers another lie. And EVEN if she makes an effort to forgive him again, the timing is terrible because I guess Eddie won't be fully there since he will be thinking of his second child and trying to help Delilah all the time. She doesn't deserve such thing. Even if Katherine ends up back with Eddie, or before she commits to anyone, I wish she would just have fun and realize her worth first. I know she isn't the type that goes to clubs and dates casually, but I wish she would try new things, flirt, have friends (why isn't she part of the gang? Anyway, I want her more included in their stuff AND with friends that are only hers as well) and then make a choice. TBH, I don't know if she is still in love with Eddie or if she isn't ready to let go. Still, I believe that we should see more of Katherine in her own element when she's not parenting or working before a romance. She deserves more love from the writers. And if the writers' intention is not to give them a go for one more episode before finally ending their relationship, if they want to explore them or even make them endgame, I need to see Eddie being determined. I don't really think Eddie and Delilah are in love, for me they love each other and confused things at a moment they were both vulnerable. They have been separated for a while and yet they don't look devastated to me. Still, if Katherine and Eddie agree on trying one more time, I hope he is making a decision out of his heart, because he wants to be with her and Theo, not because he wants to make up for his mistakes or make his son happy. Either way, it just sucks because infidelity is always a horrible storyline and even when the person who was cheated on forgives the the cheater, it's still there. They can move on and have a perfect relationship, but you can't erase what happened before. And it sucks if the characters do have chemistry like Katherine and Eddie. I love their flashbacks, the recent bonding and everything, but this just frustrates me. It would've already been bad enough if it had happened at a moment where both couples were apart for some reason, but the fact it happened during their marriages makes everything so much worse. Or maybe if they wanted to keep the drama, they could've make Delilah be unsure about who is the father for a while and to only find out after the birth. She could've had one last night with Jon before realizing that the spark was gone. She could've had a risk pregnancy or anything that wouldn't' allow her to know until the baby was born. And again, why didn't she have any problems? I'm not mistaken she is 43 or 44 and being pregnant at this age has its difficulties. Or she could've just had a miscarriage. Idk. I just think whatever happens Katherine deserves more and I wish the writers wouldn't screw up her relationship with Eddie before exploring and flashbacking it, because they have/had potential and now it is just so complicated.

[sevilemar]

Sorting All Elite Wrestling I

I don't think anyone has done this, but I am going to sort professional wrestlers with the sorting hat chats system now. Why? Because I just watched two great shows back to back, and I really need to talk about it. Because the guys at work are philistines who don't follow AEW, and wouldn't know what to do with me in full-on fangirl mode anyway. Because I have a lot to say. Because I can.

Wrestling storylines are limited by their very nature, so I'm not gonna go through the pain of sorting primaries; there is simply too little to go on. Secondaries, however, are bright and shiny, simplified and blown up, and a big part of the pro wrestling magic both in and out of the ring.

Bryan Danielson: He has so much snake secondary trickster vibes, and I love it. He plays face with one opponent and heel with the next, he openly said he riled up Eddie Kingston on purpose to get the best version of him for their match, and I think he plays Hangman for the same purpose right now. He knows just what to say and do to everyone to get them going, and he doesn't care if the crowd cheers or boos him for it. In his matches, he does not change his style or his move set. But the energy is always different with him, perfectly tailored to his opponent and the story they're telling. And through it all, promos and matches alike, you always know what he wants because he has stated it in his very first promo: He is there to have amazing matches with the best opponents, and kick their heads in. And apparently, he doesn't care what he has to do to get there.

Eddie Kingston: Eddie wears his heart on his sleeve, and you always know what you get with him: raw, brutal honesty. He speaks from the heart, always, and you know he means every word. He is blunt, never changes himself for anyone, and it gets him in trouble more often than not. In the ring, he is crafty, he has a few tricks up his sleeve, but he always chooses the most direct attack possible. He is the most liony lion secondary I know, and it's awesome.

Hangman Adam Page: The story of Hangman Page in AEW is that of a badger who burns after the Elite kicks him out, and who slowly unburns when the Dark Order adopts him. It took two years and a whole lot of beer, but slowly the Dark Order helped our favorite millenial cowboy get his groove back on, get his confidence back, face Kenny Omega, and finally win the big one. Here's to you, Adam, and the best long-term storytelling I've seen since DIY!

Kenny Omega: I'm having trouble separating his AEW and New Japan runs and especially the New Japan quasi-documentaries from the character we actually see on screen. I got into New Japan because of him, and I watched every scrap of material I could get my fingers on about a hundred times. And he just feels like a planner bird to me, meticulous with every detail in his stories and promos and matches, and even his silly Halloween costumes. He has a few Actor Bird roles for his character, like Goofy Heel, The Cleaner, The Golden Lover, Sadface, The Cleaner 2.0: The Gritty Remix, etc., and he is better at some of them than others. In the ring, he can be completely over the top and anime-style comical, slightly over the top, or dead serious, but he is always precise.

I'm gonna leave it here for now, because I need to think about everyone else some more. If you have a favourite AEW wrestler you want me to sort, drop me an ask. And for everyone who is unfamiliar with the weird mesh-up of fiction and reality that is professional wrestling, I am talking about their wrestling personas here, not whoever they are in private.

Bryan Danielson: snake secondary

Eddie Kingston: lion secondary

Hangman Adam Page: unburning badger secondary

Kenny Omega: bird secondary

[fuzzychildchopshop]

Eddy and the 'Chipmunks' by squeaken1

[thatcartoonnetworkblog]

Cartoon Network Friday Spotlight- “Bully for Bugs”

The story is that one day, unprovoked, head of Warner Animation Eddie Selzer told Chuck Jones that bullfighting is unfunny, and that he should never make a cartoon about the subject. Which of course led Jones to make a cartoon about bullfighting anyway.

This is one of those cartoons that would rank higher among Jones’ all-time classics if he didn’t already have so many to compete against. Between the Hunting Trilogy, “What’s Opera, Doc?”, “Duck Dodgers in the 24th 1/2 Century”, “Feed the Kitty”, “Rabbit of Seville”, “For Scent-imental Reasons”, “Duck Amuck”, and numerous Road Runner cartoons, for instance, what can compare? But this is still a wholly iconic Bugs short, and for good reason.

it helps when Bugs is given something closer to his match, and while the bull isn’t particularly bright, he’s strong and durable enough to consist of being a major challenge for the rabbit. A gun even shows up somehow in this match!

But of course, Bugs never loses grace, and handily holds his own against this gigantic bull throughout the entire picture, which results in a great ending.

[dyradoodles]

Bravo Bravissimo.

EVERYONE READING OUT OF MY HEAD PLEASE READ THIS WONDERFUL OMH AU ONESHOT BY @deluxetrashqueen!!!!!!!!! 

“I realized that my attention span and writing ability is never going to be up to actual writing those one shot ideas I mentioned on your fic so I’m just going to share the one I have that I really like and think about all the time which is:

Eddie, Flash, and Andi hanging out (possibly in the Andi chapter of OMH or later. Flash still has Symby).”

Messing around, Flash loudly and off-key sings “Figaro! Figaro! Figaaaroo!” and

“What does that even mean?” Andi asked, chuckling.

“It doesn’t mean anything,” Flash said, with a shrug. “Just, like, a vocal warm up or something.”

Eddie let out an indignant sputter. 

“Vocal warm up?" he spat. "It's Largo al Factotum! ”

“Uh…and that should ring a bell?”

“Figaro’s aria? The Barber of Seville? One of the most famous songs from one of the most famous operas of all time? Based on some of the most famous literature of all time? Yes! I should think so!" 

Eddie huffed and crossed his arms and Flash had to bite back a giggle. Not long ago he would never have been able to picture the huge, imposing man getting so worked up about opera and classic literature. 

"But what does ‘Figaro’ mean?” Andi asked.

“It’s the name of the person singing that song,” Eddie explained, seemingly more willing to accept a high schooler’s ignorance of what he saw as culturally significant works than Flash’s. “Figaro is the eponymous barber of Seville.”

“Wait so it’s just a guy singing his own name over and over?” Flash asked, admittedly playing a bit more dumb than he really was in an attempt to rile the other man up a bit. 

It seemed to work, as Eddie rolled his eyes exaggeratedly. 

“There are more lyrics than just that," he said. "It’s Figaro’s introduction wherein he describes his accomplishments and the merits of his work.”

“So he just comes on stage and starts yelling about how great he is?” Flash smirked at Eddie. “I feel like I know someone like that,”

Eddie’s eye roll this time was more bemused than annoyed.

“You and my old director,” he said with a small grin.

“Huh?" 

At Flash’s confusion, the symbiote provided small glimpses of memories. 

Pouring over pages of lyrics. Practicing pronunciation. Hours of rehearsals. 

"YOU DID OPERA?!” Flash cried, as the pieces fell into place.

“What?!” Andi gasped.

Eddie made a dismissive hand gesture.

“In college.”

“You. Eddie Brock. Sang opera.”

“I did.”

“YOU. Venom. Got all dressed up in foofy costumes and sang in Italian for a million hours straight?”

“I’m not sure why this is so shocking to you two.” Eddie was full on grinning now, seeming to deeply enjoy their confoundment.

“I…I guess it shouldn’t be,” Flash admitted. “It’s just…not what I would have expected. At least…not before I got to know you better." 

"Were you any good?” Andi asked.

Was incredible, the symbiote provided, radiating warmth and adoration for its former host.

“I was…” Eddie shrugged as though he was going to brush the subject off again as he had with his wrestling, but then paused. 

“Yes, actually,” he said, voice becoming more serious. “I was. My director actually…wanted me to switch majors. Maybe even transfer to a theater college.”

The symbiote filled in feelings of pride. Of exhilaration. The joy of memorizing and reciting complicated lines in tricky languages. The almost magical feeling of an orchestra swelling alongside Eddie’s voice. It was incredible.

Eddie’s brow furrowed for a moment. 

“It…wasn’t for me though. I quit after that one performance,” he said. 

“You didn’t like it?” Flash asked. From what he felt in the memories the symbiote was providing, that seemed like the farthest thing from the truth.

“No, I…” Eddie trailed off.

The memories grew colder.

'Don’t look. He won’t be there. He’s on the other end of the country.Why would he be there? He did come to anything when it was in his own town. It doesn’t matter he has a seat reserved why did you even reserve it? Why even invite him? Don’t look. Stop looking. Stop letting your eyes wander to that empty seat every time you come on stage. Idiot. Stop looking. Stop caring. Stop. Stop.’

The director’s beaming face. An offer. A different path. A dream. 

A thousand opening nights. A thousand empty chairs.

A weak smile and a polite refusal. A faked excuse. 

“I just…preferred journalism,” Eddie said. “Written word is…easier.”

Detached. 

Flash felt anger pool in his gut. 

Carl Brock. It felt like every day Flash learned something new and horrible about him. Something new he took from Eddie. Some dream or future he stole from his own son. He hated that man. Hated him in the way he hated his own father. Bastards who couldn’t be bothered to look beyond themselves for even a second long enough to see the damage they caused to others. Who couldn’t be bothered to care even if they did.

The symbiote pressed calming thoughts into Flash’s mind.

The past now. Nothing that can be changed with anger. Just makes it hurt more.

“Do you still know the words?” Andi asked.

Eddie’s smirk returned.

“Trust me, after you memorize an entire 3 hours of Italian, it’s in your brain forever,” he said.

“Sing for us.”

Eddie blinked and turned to Flash, whose sincerity in his voice surprised even himself.

“Please?” Flash added.

“Yeah! Sing!” Andi cried, clapping with excitement. “I’ve gotta hear this!”

“It…I'ts been a long time…” Eddie said.

The symbiote rose from Flash’s shoulder, forming a small head.

“Sing for us, Eddie,” it said.

Eddie paused for a moment, then smiled softly. 

“All right. It seems I’m out numbered.”

—

Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;

Ah, bravo Figaro! Bravo, bravissimo;

A te fortuna a te fortuna, a te fortuna

non Manchera.

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funny and fake names

this list of fake names was compiled for humor. i do not take any responsibi;ty if these names cause you any trouble, A Aaron Thetires (Air in the tires) Aaron C. Reskew (Air & sea rescue) Abe Rudder (Hey brother) Achilles Punks (I'll kill these punks) Adam Bomb (Atom bomb) Adam Meway (Out of my way) Adam Sapple (Adam's apple) Adolf Oliver Nipples (Ate off all of her nipples) Ahmed Adoodie (I made a doodie - from The Simpsons) Al B. Zienya (I'll be seeing you) Al Beback (I'll be back) Al DePantzeu (I'll de-pants you) Al E. Gator (Alligator) Al Gore-Rhythm (Algorithm) Al Kaseltzer (Alka-Seltzer) Al Kickurass (I'll kick your ass) Al Killeu (I'll kill you) Al Koholic (Alcoholic - as used in The Simpsons) Al Legance (Allegiance) Al Ligorie (Allegory) Al Luminum (Aluminum) Al Nino (El Nino) Al O'Moaney (Alimony) Alan Quay (Allen key) Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll ---- anyone) Alec Tricity (Electricity) Alex Blaine Layder (I'll explain later) Alf Abet (Alphabet) Ali Barster (Alabaster) Ali Bye (Alibi) Alice Tikband (Elastic band) Alice Well (All is well) Alicia Sober (At least you're sober) Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina - as seen in Austin Powers) Amanda B. Recandwithe (A man to be reckoned with) Amanda Lay (A man to lay) Amanda Huggenkiss (A man to hug and kiss - used in The Simpsons) Amanda Sol DeWork (A man does all the work) Amos Kittow (A mosquito) Amy Stake (A mistake) Ana L. Beads (Anal beads) Andy Gravity (Anti-gravity) Andy Structible (Indestructible) Andy Tover (Hand it over) Andy Waywego (And away we go) Andy Wineriss (And the winner is) Angus Macoatup (Hang us my coat up) Anita Bang (I need a bang) Anita Bath (I need a bath - from The Simpsons) Anita Man (I need a man) Anita Goodchit (I need a good Shakespeare) Ann B. Dextrous (Ambidextrous) Ann Calsox (Ankle socks) Ann Jyna (Angina) Ann Natome (Anatomy) Ann Tartica (Antarctica) Ann Teek (Antique) Ann Tenner (Antenna) Anna Daptor (An adaptor) Anna Gram (Anagram) Anna Kronism (Anachronism) Anna Larm (An alarm) Anna Linjection (Anal injection) Anna Mull (Animal) Anna Notherting (And another thing) Anna Prentice (An apprentice) Anna Rack (Anorak) Anna Rexiya (Anorexia) Anne Arkey (Anarchy) Anne Dryer (Hand dryer) Anne Kersaway (Anchors away) Anne T. Lope (Antelope) Anne Yewelevent (Annual event) Annette Head (A net head) Annette Kurtain (A net curtain) Annie Buddyhome (Anybody home) Annie Mah (Enema) Annie Versary (Anniversary) Anita Braig (I need a break) Archie Pelago (Archipelago) Ariel Hassle (A real hassle) Arnie Dadrink (I need a drink) Arthur Chance (Half the chance) Arthur Rightus (Arthritis) Artie Choke (Artichoke) Arty Fischel (Artificial) Aunt Chovy (Anchovy) Aunty Biotic (Anti-biotic) Avery Niceman (A very nice man) Ayma Dommy (I'm a dummy) Ayma Moron (I'm a moron) B Barb Dwyer (Barbed wire) Barb E. Cue (Barbecue) Barbara Seville (Barber of Seville) Barbie Dahl (Barbie doll) Barnaby Wild (Born to be wild) Barry Armeford (Barrier method) Barry Cuwder (Barracuda) Barry D'Alive (Buried alive) Barry D. Hatchet (Bury the hatchet) Barry O'Reefer (Barrier reef) Barry Shmelly (Very smelly) Bart Ender (Bartender) Baxter D. Wall (Backs to the wall) Bea O'Problem (B.O. problem - used in The Simpsons) Bea Sting (Bee sting) Beau Vine (Bovine) Ben Anas (Bananas) Ben Crobbery (Bank robbery) Ben Crumpsy (Bankruptcy) Ben DeToy (Bendy toy) Ben Dinrode (Bend in road) Ben Dover (Bend over) Ben Lyon (Been lying) Ben O'Drill (Benadryl) Ben Thair (Been there) Ben Tubble (Bent double) Ben Zeen (Benzene) Bennie Factor (Benefactor) Bertha DeBluse (Birth of the blues) Bess Twishes (Best wishes) Bessy Ality (Bestiality) Betty Bangzer (Bet he bangs her) Betty Beatzer (Bet he beats her) Betty Diddint (Bet he didn't) Betty Humpter (Bet he humped her) Betty Woant (Bet he won't) Bev Ridge (Beverage) Bill Board (Billboard) Bill Dersyard (Builders yard) Bill Ding (Building) Bill Leeake (Belly Ache) Bill Lowney (Bologna) Bjorn Dajoak (Born to joke) Bjorn Free (Born free) Bo Nessround (Bonus round) Bob Frapples (Bob for apples) Bob Gerunkel (Bob's your uncle) Bowen Arrow (Bow and arrow) Boyd Schidt (Bird Shakespeare) Brandon Iyon (Branding iron) Brice Tagg (Price tag) Brighton Early (Bright and early) Briony Points (Brownie points) Brook Lynn Bridge (Brooklyn Bridge) Brooke Ennail (Broken nail) Bruce Dapples (Bruised apples) Bud Weiser (Budweiser) Burnedette Down (Burnt it down) C Cal Culator (Calculator) Cal Efornia (California) Cal Seeium (Calcium) Candice B. DePlace (Can this be the place) Candice B. Fureal (Can this be for real) Candy Liver (Can deliver) Cari Mysack (Carry my sack) Carl Arm (Car alarm) Carlotta Tendant (Car lot attendant) Carmen Geddit (Come and get it) Carmen Gough (Come and go) Carole Singer (Carol singer) Carra S. Midown (Caress me down) Carrie-Ann Crowe (Carrion crow) Carrie DeKoffin (Carry the coffin) Carrie Dowt (Carried out) Carrie Micote (Carry my coat) Carrie Oakey (Karaoke) Carrie R. Bags (Carrier bags) Carrie Smattick (Charismatic) Carson O. Gin (Carcinogen) Casey Deeya (Quesadilla) Casey Needzit (In case he needs it) Celia Fate (Seal your fate) Chad Terbocks (Chatterbox) Chas Tyes (Chastise) Chester Minit (Just a minute) Chi Spurger (Cheeseburger) Chris Anthemum (Chrysanthemum) Chris Ko (Crisco) Chris Mass (Christmas) Chris P. Bacon (Crispy bacon) Chris P. Nugget (Crispy nugget) Christopher Wave (Crest of a wave) Chuck Mysak (Chuck my sack) Cindy Post (It's in the post) Claire Asdey (Clear as day) Claire DeAir (Clear the air) Claire Voyent (Clairvoyant) Clara Nett (Clarinet) Clara Sabell (Clear as a bell) Claude N. Skretchem (Clawed and scratched them) Clint Toris (Clitoris) Cody Pendant (Codependent) Cole Dasice (Cold as ice) Cole Desack (Cul de sac) Cole Kutz (Cold cuts) Colette A. Day (Call it a day) Colin Allcars (Calling all cars) Colin Derr (Colander) Colin Nade (Colonnade) Colin Sick (Call in sick) Colleen Cardd (Calling card) Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus) Constance Noring (Constant snoring) Cory Ander (Coriander) Courtney Biggins (Caught any big ones) Craig Potz (Crackpots) Craven Moorehead (Craving more head) Crispin Even (Crisp and even) Curt N. Rodd (Curtain rod) Curt Zee (Curtsy) Curtis E. Carr (Courtesy car) Cy Burnett (Cyber net) Cy Burns (Sideburns) Cy Kosis (Psychosis) Cybil Wrights (Civil rights) D Dale E. Bread (Daily bread) Dan D. Lyon (Dandelion) Dan Druff (Dandruff) Dan Geruss (Dangerous) Dan Gleebitz (Dangly bits) Dan Gling (Dangling) Dan Sing (Dancing) Dan Zuround (Dance around) Danielle Soloud (Don't yell so loud) Darius Lesgettham (There he is, let's get him) Darrell B. Moore (There'll be more) Daryl Beaderday (That will be the day) Daryl Lect (Derelict) Dave Vower (Devour) Dawn Keebals (Donkey balls) Dean R. Seddy (Dinner's ready) Dee Capitated (Decapitated) Dee Faced (Defaced) Dee Lishous (Delicious) Dee Sember (December) Dee Struction (Destruction) Dee Zaster (Disaster) Denise R. Knockin (The knees are knocking) Denise R. Nobbly (The knees are knobbly) Dennis Elbow (Tennis elbow) Dennis Toffice (Dentist office) Denny Juan Heredatt (Did anyone hear that) Des Buratto (Desperado) Des Pratt (Desperate) Diana Cancer (Dying of cancer) Diana Phirst (Dying of thirst) Diane Toluvia (Dying to love you) Di O'Bolic (Diabolic) Dick Hertz (Dick hurts) Dick Less (Dickless) Dick Tate (Dictate) Dick Tater (Dictator) Didi Reelydoit (Did he really do it) Didier Lykit (Did you like it) Dinah Mite (Dynamite) Dinah Sore (Dinosaur) Dixie Normous (Dick's enormous - as seen in Austin Powers) o Mi Sun (Do my son) Doll R. Bill (Dollar bill) Dolores Beto-Morrow (There will always be tomorrow) Don Beshie (Don't be shy) Don Keigh (Donkey) Don Thatt (Done that) Donatello Nobodi (Don't tell anybody) Doris Shutt (Door is shut) Doug Graves (Dug graves) Douglas S. Halfempty (The glass is half empty) Drew PeaColeridge (Droopy Coleridge) Drew P. Wiener (Droopy wiener - used in The Simpsons) Duane DeVane (Drain the vein) Duncan Biskitt (Dunking biscuit) Duncan Disorderly (Drunk and disorderly) Duncan Doenuss (Dunkin Donuts) Dustin D. Furniture (Dusting the furniture) Dustin Dubris (Dust and debris) Dwayne Pipes (Drain pipes) Dylan Weed (Dealing weed) E Eamon Tillado (Amontillado) Earl E. Bird (Early bird) Earl Lee Indamorn (Early in the morn) Easton Fection (Yeast infection) Ed Banger (Head banger) Ed Ible (Edible) Ed Jewcation (Education) Ed Overeelz (Head over heels) Ed Turner (Head turner) Ed Venture (Adventure) Eda Dick (Eat a dick) Eddie Face (Edifice) Eddie Phication (Edification) Edina Cloud (Head in a cloud) Eileen Dover (I leaned over) Ella Fant (Elephant) Ella Mentry (Elementary) Ella Vader (Elevator) Elle O'Quent (Eloquent) Ellie Gent (Elegant) Ellie Kopter (Helicopter) Ellie Noise (Illinois) Ellis Dee (L.S.D.) Elmer Hand (Held my hand) Emma Chissett (How much is it) Emma Fraid (I'm afraid) Emma Grates (Emigrates) Emma Nate (Emanate) Emma Roids (Hemorrhoids) Emma Ruld (Emerald) Enid Addrink (I need a drink) Eric Shin (Erection) Eric Tyle (Erectile) Eunice Sykel (Unicycle) Eva Brick (Heave a brick) Eva Sye (Heave a sigh) Evan Elpus (Heaven help us) Evan Lee Arps (Heavenly harps) Evans Gayte (Heaven's gate) Evan Nowes (Heaven knows) Evan Sabove (Heavens above) Evan Tually (Eventually) Eve Alminds (Evil minds) Eve Apporate (Evaporate) Eve Hill (Evil) Eve Ning (Evening) Eve O'Lution (Evolution) Eve Ann Jelical (Evangelical) Evelyn Tent (Evil intent) Ewan Whatarmy (You and what army) F Faye Derway (Fade away) Faye Kinnitt (Faking it) Faye Sake (Face ache) Faye Slift (Face lift) Faye Tallity (Fatality) Felix Cited (Feel excited) Fiona Friend (Phone a friend) Fletcher Bisceps (Flex your biceps) Fleur Tashuss (Flirtatious) Flo Tinaway (Floating away) Fran Tick (Frantic) Frank Furter (Frankfurter) Freda D. Dark (Afraid of the dark) Freda Innocent (Free the innocent) Freda Livery (Free delivery) Frieda Convict (Free the convict) Frieda Gough (Free to go) Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein) G Gabe Barr (Gay bar) Gary Oakie (Karaoke) Gene E. Yuss (Genius) Gene Poole (Gene pool) Gerry Mander (Gerrymander) Ginger Vitis (Gingivitis) Gil T. Azell (Guilty as Hell) Gill Tedd (Jilted) Gladys Canby (Glad as can be) Gladys Eeya (Glad to see you) Gladys Friday (Glad it's Friday) Gordon Nomes (Garden gnomes) Grace Quirrell (Gray squirrel) Gunther Lunch (Gone for lunch) Gus Comzadia (Gas comes out of you) Gus Tofwynde (Gust of Wind) Guy Dinlite (Guiding light) Guy Wyre (Guy wire) H Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah) Hal Seyan (Halcyon) Hammond Eggs (Ham and eggs) Hank E. Panky (Hanky panky) Hans Ov (Hands off) Harmon Ikka (Harmonica) Harris Mint (Harassment) Harrison Fire (Hair is on fire) Harry Balzac (Hairy ball sack) Harry Beavers (Hairy beavers) Harry Butz (Hairy butts) Harry Sachs (Hairy sacks) Harry Stockressy (Aristocracy) Hayden Seek (Hide and seek) Haywood Jashootmee (Hey would you shoot me) Hedda Hare (Head of hair) Hedda Lettis (Head of lettuce) Heidi Valuables (Hide the valuables) Heidi Whey (Hideaway) Hein Noon (High noon) Helen Back (Hell and back) Helen Erth (Hell on Earth) Helen Hywater (Hell and high water) Helen Wheels (Hell on wheels) Helena Hanbaskett (Hell in a hand basket) Herb Alty (Herbal tea) Herb E. Side (Herbicide) Herbie Hind (Her behind) Herbie Voor (Herbivore) Heywood Jablome (Hey would you blow me) Heywood U. Cuddleme (Hey would you cuddle me - from The Simpsons) Hilda Clime (Hill to climb) Ho Lin Wan (Hole in one) Holden McGroin (Holding my groin) Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn) Holly Wood (Hollywood) Homer Sexual (Homosexual - heard in The Simpsons) Honor Mission (On a mission) Hu Pflung Poo (Who flung poo) Hope Lescase (Hopeless case) Horace Cope (Horoscope) Howard I. No (How would I know) Howe D. Pardner (Howdy partner) Howie Feltersnatch (How he felt her snatch) Huang Annsaw (Wrong answer) Hugh Beeotch (You bitch) Hugh Cumber (Cucumber) Hugh DeMann (You the man) Hugh Dunnit (Who done it) Hugh G. Rection (Huge erection) Hugh Jass (Huge ass - used in The Simpsons) Hugh Jaynus (Huge anus) Hugh Jorgen (Huge organ) Hugh Lovett-Upyuraz (You love it up your ass) Hugh Manatee (Humanity) Hugh Mungous (Humungous) Hugh Raye (Hooray) Hugo First (You go first) Hy Gene (Hygiene) I Ian de Dark (In the dark) Ian de Deepend (In the deep end) Ian O'Sphere (Ionosphere) I. C. Wiener (Icy wiener - used in The Simpsons and Futurama) I. C. York-Hunt (I see your Carroll) Ida Down (Eiderdown) Ida Magin (I'd imagine) Ida Whana (I don't want to) Igor Beaver (Eager beaver) Ijaz Fahted (I just farted) Ike Entell (I can tell) Ima B. Leever (I'm a believer) Ima Hogg (I'm a hog) Imelda Czechs (I mail the checks) Iona Bigyot (I own a big yacht) Iona Faskar (I own a fast car) Iona Mink (I own a mink) I. P. Freely (I pee freely - as heard in The Simpsons) Ira Fuse (I refuse) Ira Grett (I regret) Isaac UrColeridge (I suck your Coleridge) Isabel Ringing (Is a bell ringing) Isla Blige (I'll oblige) Isla Vass (I love ass) Ivan Ellavonich (I have a Hell of an itch) Ivan Itchinanus (I have an itching anus) Ivana Dayov (I want a day off) Ivana Fukalot (I wanna Frost a lot) Ivana Humpalot (I wanna hump a lot - as seen in Austin Powers) Ivana Kutchukokoff (I wanna cut your Coleridge off) Ivana Tinkle (I wanna tinkle - used in The Simpsons) Ivana Veekov (I want a week off) Izzy Backyet (Is he back yet) Izzy Cumming (Is he coming) J Jack Dupp (Jacked up) Jack Hoffman (Jack off man) Jack McCarrup (Jack my car up) Jack Mehov (Jack me off) Jack Pott (Jackpot) Jacob Sladder (Jacob's ladder) Jacques Strappe (Jockstrap - used in The Simpsons) Jan E. Torr (Janitor) Jan U. Wharry (January) Jane Linkfence (Chain link fence) Jaqueline Hyde (Jekyll and Hyde) Jawana Die (Do you wanna die) Jay Walker (Jaywalker) Jean Ann Tonique (Gin and tonic) Jean Poole (Gene pool) Jeanette Akenja-Nearing (Genetic engineering) Jed I. Knight (Jedi knight) Jeff Healitt (Did you feel it) Jen Nettles (Genitals) Jenna Rossity (Generosity) Jenna Talia (Genitalia) Jerry Atric (Geriatric) Jess Tation (Gestation) Jim Nasium (Gymnasium) Jim Pansey (Chimpanzee) Joanna Dance (Do you want to dance) Joanna Hand (Do you want a hand) Joe Czarfunee (Jokes are funny) Joe King (Joking) Joe V. All (Jovial) Joel Rebocks (Jewelry box) Jose Frayed (Who's afraid) Juan De Hattatime (One day at a time) Juan Dering (Wandering) Juan E. Namillion (One in a million) Juan Fortharoad (One for the road) Juan Manband (One man band) Juan Moment (One moment) Juan Mortyme (One more time) Juan Nightstand (One night stand) Juana Bea (Wannabe) Julie Veliteon (Did you leave the light on) Jurgen Ergeditt (You're going to get in) Justin Case (Just in case) Justin Credible (Just incredible) Justin Hale (Just inhale) Justin Nuth (Just enough) Justin Sider (Just inside her) Justin Thyme (Just in time) K Kareem O'Weet (Cream of wheat) Karl Lott (Car lot) Kash Muni (Cash money) Kate Terrin (Catering) Kathy Dralspire (Cathedral spire) Kay Oss (Chaos) Kay Serrar (Que sera) Kaye Ken Cofe (Cake and coffee) Kay Neine (Canine) Keisha May Ash (Kiss my ass) Ken Ackumin (Can I come in) Ken Hartley Reed (Can hardly read) Ken Niving (Conniving) Ken Oppenner (Can opener) Kendal Lawbrer (Candelabra) Kenitra Bush (Can I eat your bush) Kenny Dewitt (Can he do it) Kenny Fakur (Can he Frost her) Kent Cook (Can't cook) Kerry Dowt (Carried out) Kerry Seen (Kerosene) Kieran D. Community (Care in the community) Kim Payne Slogan (Campaign slogan) Kimmy Head (Give me head) Kirsten Swore (Cursed and swore) Klaus Shave (Close shave) Kurt Ainring (Curtain ring) Kurt Incall (Curtain call) Kyle Mo Lester (Child molester) L Lance Lyde (Landslide) Lars Torders (Last orders) Laura Lynn Hardy (Laurel and Hardy) Laura Jass (Large ass) Laura Norder (Law and order) Laurie Park (Lorry park) Lee Cage (Leakage) Lee Gleeders (League leaders) Lee Keyrear (Leaky rear) Lee King (Leaking) Lee Nover (Lean over) Lee Poff (Leap off) Lee Pover (Leap over) Lee Vitoff (Leave it off) Lee Vitout (Leave it out) Len DeHande (Lend a hand) Lena Meet (Leaner meat) Leo Tarred (Leotard) Les Ismoor (Less is more) Lew De Behaviore (Lewd behavior) Libby Doe (Libido) Lily Livard (Lilly-livered) Linda Hand (Lend a hand) Lisa Neucar (Lease a new car) Liz Beein (Lesbian) Liz Entoome (Listen to me) Liz Onnia (Lasagna) Lois Bidder (Lowest bidder) Lois Price (Lowest price) Lois Steam (Low esteem) Lola Beedow (Low libido) Lori Driver (Lorry driver) Lorna Tennis (Lawn tennis) Lorne Mowers (Lawn mowers) Lou Briccant (Lubricant) Lou Cowt (Lookout) Lou Cyphre (Lucifer - played by Robert De Niro in Angel Heart) Lou Decruss (Ludicrous) Lou Natic (Lunatic) Lou Pole (Loophole) Lou Scannon (Loose cannon) Lou Sirr (Loser) Lou Smoralls (Loose morals) Lou Stooth (Loose tooth) Lou Tennant (Lieutenant) Louise E. Anna (Louisiana) Lowden Clear (Loud and clear) Lucy Lastic (Loose elastic) Luke Adamgo (Look at him go) Luke Admadick (Look at my dick) Luke Atmyass (Look at my ass) Luke Over (Look over) Luna Tick (Lunatic) Lwellan Dowd (You well endowed) Lydia Bin (Lid of your bin) Lyle Ike Adogg (Lie like a dog) Lynn C. Dole (Linseed oil) Lynn Guini (Linguini) Lynn Meabuck (Lend me a buck) M Mabel Syrup (Maple syrup) Madame Crotch (My damn crotch) Maddi Gascar (Madagascar) Madge Ority (Majority) Madka Owdiseez (Mad cow disease) Major Jump (Made you jump) Major Lee Gay (Majorly gay) Major Luke Twice (Made you look twice) Mal Adjusted (Maladjusted) Mal Twiskie (Malt whiskey) Mal Odruss (Malodorous) Malcolm Tent (Malcontent) Mand Lynne (Mandolin) Mandy Lifeboats (Man the lifeboats) Manuel Labor (Manual labor) Marcus Abscent (Mark us absent) Marge Innastraightline (March in a straight line) Marge Noferror (Margin of error) Marian Furlove (Marrying for love) Marian Furmunny (Marrying for money) Marian Haste (Marry in haste) Marion Money (Marrying money) Marius Quick (Marry us quick) Mark Mywords (Mark my words) Mark Smann (Marksman) Mark Z. Spot (Mark the spot) Marsha Dimes (March of Dimes) Marsha Mallow (Marshmallow) Martha Fokker (mother-Froster) Mary Christmas (Merry Christmas) Mary Gold (Marigold) Mary Ott (Marriot) Mary Thonn (Marathon) Mary Torrius (Meritorious) Mary Wana (Marijuana) Master Bating (Masturbating) Matt Ress (Mattress) Matt Schtick (Matchstick) Matt Tromeny (Matrimony) Matt Trustain (Mattress stain) Maude Yuller (Modular) Maureen Clined (More inclined) Maureen Portantly (More importantly) Maureen Tresting (More interesting) Max E. Mumm (Maximum) Max E. Pad (Maxipad) May B. Dunn (May be done) May Elman (Mailman) May I. Tutchem (May I touch them) May O'Nays (Mayonnaise) Maya Buttreeks (My butt reeks - from The Simpsons) Maya Magination (My imagination) Maya Normousbutt (My enormous butt - from The Simpsons) Megan Bacon (Making bacon or egg and bacon) Mel Lowe (Mellow) Mel N. Colly (Melancholy) Mel O'Dramer (Melodrama) Mel Practiss (Malpractice) Mel Tingpot (Melting pot) Melissa Tothis (Ma listen to this) Michael Toris (My clitoris) Michelle Lynn (Michelin) Mick Stubbles (Mixed doubles) Mick Stup (Mixed up) Mick Zupps (Mix ups) Midas Well (Might as well) Mike Hawk (My Coleridge) Mike Hunt (My Carroll) Mike Litteriss (My clitoris) Mike Ockhurts (My Coleridge hurts) Mike Ocksmall (My Coleridge's small) Mike Oxlong (My Coleridge's long) Mike Rohsopht (Microsoft) Mike Rotch (My crotch - from The Simpsons) Mike Rotchburns (My crotch burns) Mike Rowave (Microwave) Mike Rufone (Microphone) Mike Yermindup (Make your mind up) Miles A. Head (Miles ahead) Miles Prower (Miles per hour) Milly Meter (Millimeter) Milly Terry (Military) Minnie Mumwage (Minimum wage) Minnie Skurt (Miniskirt) Minnie Stree (Ministry) Miss Alanius (Miscellaneous) Miss Bea Haven (Misbehaving) Miss L. Tow (Mistletoe) Miss T. Eyes (Misty eyes) Miss Terri Novelle (Mystery novel) Miss U. Allott (Miss you a lot) Misty Meanor (Misdemeanor) Mitch Again (Michigan) Miya Buttreaks (My butt reeks) Moe DeLawn (Mow the lawn) Moe Lester (Molester) Moe Skeeto (Mosquito) Moe Telsiks (Motel 6) Moira Less (More or less) Mollie Coddle (Mollycoddle) Molly Quewll (Molecule) Mona Littlemore (Moan a little more) Mona Lott (Moan a lot) Mort Ishan (Mortician) Mort Tallity (Mortality) Mr E. Mann (Mystery man) Mubahl Zizary (My balls "is" hairy) Mustafa Look (Must have a look) Myra Maines (My remains) Mysha Long (My shlong) N Nadia Seymour (Now do you see more) Natalie Klad (Nattily clad) Neil B. Forme (Kneel before me) Neil Downe (Kneel down) Neil Efare (Nearly there) Neil Sonweels (Meals on wheels) Nesta Vipas (Nest of vipers) Neve Adda (Nevada) Nick L. Andime (Nickel and dime) Nick O'Teen (Nicotine) Nick Ovtime (Nick of time) Nick Rofilia (Necrophilia) Nida Lyte (Need a light) Noah Count (No account) Noah Vale (No avail) Noah Zark (Noah's ark) Nora Bone (Gnaw a bone) Norma Stitz (Enormous tits) O Olav Myfriendsaregay (All of my friends are gay - from The Simpsons) Oliver Bush (I love her bush) Oliver Clothesoff (All of her clothes off - from The Simpsons) Oliver DaPlaz (All over the place) Oliver Sudden (All of a sudden) Ollie Churpuzzi (I'll eat your Poe) Ollie Tabooger (I'll eat a booger - from The Simpsons) Ophelia Pane (I feel your pain) Ophelia Titsoff (I'll feel your tits off) Opie Umsbad (Opium's bad) Orla Nophin (All or nothing) Orson Cart (Horse and cart) Orson Ounds (Horse and hounds) Otto B. 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Beest (Wildebeest) Will O'Patten (Willow pattern) Will Ting (Wilting) Will U. Jackmeov (Will you jack me off) Wille Belong (Will he be long) Willie Byter (Willy biter or will he bite her) Willie Gofar (Will he go far) Willie Makeit (Will he make it) Willy O'Wowntey (Will he or won't he) Willy Tert (Will it hurt) Wilma Fingerdoo (Will my finger do) Wilma Leggrowbach (Will my leg grow back) Winnie Bago (Winnebago) Winnie DiPoo (Winnie the Pooh) Woody U. No (What do you know) X Xavier Breff (Save your breath) Xavier Money (Save your money) Xavier Onassis (Save your own asses) Xavier Zelf (Save yourself) Y Yerma Wildo (Your ma will do) Yul B. Allwright (You'll be alright) Yule B. Sorry (You'll be sorry) Z Zeke N. Yeshallfind (Seek and you shall find) Zelda Kowz (Sell the cows) Zoltan Pepper (Salt and pepper)

[kirishimasmom]

Tagged by @cheesy-french-fries !!

Rules: Name ten favorite characters from ten different things (books, tv, film, etc.) then tag ten people.

1. Killua Zoldyck ( Hunter x Hunter)

2. Kirishima Eijirou ( My Hero Academia )

3. Simon Seville ( Alvin and the Chipmunks

4. 2-D/Stuart Pot ( Gorillaz)

5. Hiei ( Yu Yu Hakusho )

6. Crona Gorgon ( Soul Eater )

7. Nova ( Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go! )

8. Mulan ( Mulan )

9. Edd/Double D ( Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy )

10. Angel ( Lilo and Stitch: The Series )

I tag @xmisshappydorkx , @leilaberns , @lexikurr , @shinychips , @paladinpandemonium , @tanidayo , @hxhhasmysoul , @angryikalgo , @autumnxsunflower , and @storybookprincess .