#Eddie Munson discourse

[roanniom]

Eddie Munson keeps his hand in your back pocket at all times. It seems outwardly like a kind of cute gesture and it sort of is. Similar to the way he’ll hook two fingers in your belt loop and pull your body to him when you get within reach. He kisses you on the jaw and slides his hand in your pocket and everyone around does their best to suppress a smile over how adorable it all is.

But you and Eddie both know that he loves doing it because he loves sliding his palm around the curve of your ass. Loves squeezing and groping you there when nobody is looking. Loves watching the way you shift from foot to foot and squeeze your thighs together impatiently in response.

“Gotta keep my hands on what’s mine, right sweetheart?” he whispers, dirty and low, in your ear, lovingly gripping his second favorite handful. He can’t get his paws on his first favorite handful in front of company. He’ll do that later.

[eddywoww]

Just to add to the drug discourse because people are pissing me off lately (and I’ve mentioned it on discord before)

My cousin was a drug dealer by association. He was a young teenager in a very bad place, struggling with addiction. He got involved with a bunch of adults who used him as a scapegoat. He’s now in prison quite literally for life. His sentence started out around the 98 year mark. It’s gone down a few years but it won’t matter. He’s in his forties now. He went in as a teenager. Like, let that fucking sink in. My family has done everything in their power and there’s no getting him out. They barely allowed him a retrial when I was a teen.

I understand drug culture is different in different countries. I understand the want to paint everyone with a broad brush. My cousin made a grave mistake. But that’s reality. He writes poetry and studies law in prison. He’s an actual human being. Idk, people can see the way you talk about addicts. Each person is different and you don’t know every single one of them. And it’s ironic to me that a fandom so obsessed with being politically correct and moral, has no clue what real life situations look like. Or at the very least, takes their personal experiences and decides that a fictional character needs to be protected from the fake sin of being a drug dealer or doing drugs. These characters are not real but these people are.

[artbean]

@eddiemonth day 20: cryptids/folklore

if i die today, it won't be so hard / everything scares me, but never the dark / stay acting brave, but i'm too faint of heart / to pull out the thorn in my side, or: an alternate cover for the upcoming eddie novel (version without text under the cut!)

[queenimmadolla]

high thought of the night

it’s crazy to think a lot of the fandom would be sucking jason’s dick if he wasn’t so prep school-generically attractive. if he was a little more rugged, shaggier hair, maybe some stubble, his haters would have thrown every excuse in the book at his actions and i’d be seeing a lot more of x reader fics for him floating around lol

[metalheadedarts]

Steddie this. Hellcheer that. Eddie has TWO HANDS!!

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

To the people in the Steddie tag and anywhere else,

Some people are still misinformed about Chrissy's age. Either they aren't aware of her actual age because other people have misinformed them, or they're making Chrissy intentionally younger, so that way Hellcheer looks gross. It needs to be rectified. Chrissy was not 16 or anything younger than that. She was 18 and a senior in high school. Eddie was barely even 20. They were only two years apart, and that's NOTHING. It's been said by the people who worked on the show that Chrissy was of age. If you didn't know, because someone intentionally misinformed you, you're forgiven, but if you are intentionally making this shit up to make people who ship it look disgusting, please grow the fuck up. I am a multishipper. I ship Steddie, Hellcheer, Stancy, and many others. Hellcheer is a harmless ship. If you don't like it, then block the tag and move on, but do not actively try to make up shit about it. That's not cool. And yes, I'm aware that it's not all Steddie shippers, but it's enough, and it's quite frankly, annoying.

[cringefail-loser]

tbh part of the reason why I left the stranger things fandom is the amount of hate y'all have for each other. Who gives a fuck if someone wants two gay boys dating. Who gives a fuck if someone else wants a boy and a girl to date. Who gives a fuck if someone wants both. The amount of fucking disrespect the fandom has for each other is getting ridiculous

I was on Tumblr during the peak of the fandom. Season 4 had just been released, there was more byler evidence than ever, people were crying over Eddie's death, there were theories galore, and EVERYONE was dogpiling people who didn't ship the same thing as them. I know I can't be talking. I participated in the "anti-milkvan" tags, but it's honestly just straight-up depressing seeing shipping discourse ruin everyone's fun. Why are adults in their 20s going after 13-year-olds simply because they like the idea of Eleven and Mike getting married? It's honestly incredibly childish. And to be so honest with everyone, I think the people causing the least amount of issues in the fandom are those who self-ship, or cosplay Eddie and make "cringey" tiktoks. Those are the people who are minding their own business, we should all be more like them please and thank you.

[avi17]

Oops 😅

[rowinablx]

I'm not sorry, Eddie would beat the shit out of Billy in a Denny's parking lot with Steve filming in the background, cause fuck Billy Hargrove

[roanniom]

EDDIE MUNSON THINKS CONSENT IS SEXY PASS IT ON

Eddie Munson x Fem!reader

That man is checking in with you nonstop.

He’s touching you? He’s watching your face and looking for expressions that show how turned on you are.

He’s kissing you? He’s pulling back periodically and giving you time to breathe, smirking as you try to cling to him and pull him back immediately.

He’s climbing on top of you? He’s holding most of his weight up and rubbing down against you just right, following the cues of your noises and the roll of your hips.

He’s reaching into the waistband of your panties? He’s pulling your face up from where it’s pressed to his neck and looking straight into your cloudy eyes to ask “sure this is okay, Princess?”

He’s finally got his cock teasing your clit, sliding around in your slick to nudge at your entrance? He’s squeezing your hand and waiting for you to nod before he’s sliding in.

He’s buried deep inside you, filling you up in ways you hadn’t thought possible and touching spots you’d never known existed? He’s pushing your hair from your face and nipping at your bottom lip whispering, “hey beautiful, I’m gonna move now, okay?”

He’s so overwhelmed by your body and your sounds and your hands and how tight you got at the apex of your pleasure? Eddie’s grabbing for your hand blindly and whispering in your ear, breathlessly, urgently, “You’re making me cum, baby. Where can I cum? Huh, Princess?”

[pinkkinoko]

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[uglynavel]

Harringrove antis and specifically St3ddie shippers saying we only ship Harringrove because they're two attractive white men is so hypocritical as if they aren't doing the same thing.

They act like they don't remember both Joe K and Joe Q saying they weren't romantically coding anything and it wasnt until st3ddie shippers asked Joe Q over and over about the ship until he caved in and said yes.

Dude was literally pushing Hellcheer at first and admitting that Eddie and Chrissy had chemistry

Also that's not the big brained statement that antis think it is when really we all need to be sideying the duffers for casting 98% white people for this show

Like who the fuck else are we supposed to ship these characters with? It's not out fault all the main adult characters are white

[even-more-pro-fiction-jellicle]

What kind of comics does Eddie Munson read?

CW: many

In the behind the scenes video showing the Munson trailer set, we see a specific issue of Heavy Metal magazine on Eddie's bedroom floor, beside his bed

I managed to find and purchase a copy of this issue

So let's take a look inside, see what kind of stuff is in the cover story!

(Black box censors done by me, this is a graphic comic.)

Here's our heroine, Druuna, being forced to show her breasts by officials:

Here's superior lifeform mutant leader not really knowing or caring how to tell the difference between their daughters and their wives. Daughters and wives are possibly one and the same.

Just to show I'm not kidding about the superior lifeform bit:

The Mutant gets interrupted by a daughter/wife wanting to have some fun. Huge size difference, some "child-coding" you could say. Also, beneath that lower left black box is a penis. The Mutant has both breasts and a penis and testicles. I can't remember it right now but I'm pretty sure there's a specific term used for this in fandom stuff, and it's a controversial topic

Druuna engages in an exchange with a doctor to get medication. He uses some sort of unspecified device that seems to be painful:

She enjoyed it though:

Druuna immediately gets held up by thugs wanting her meds and things like this happen:

Woman gets attacked by monster and this is the response of the general populace as they all watch:

And after all this, the back cover of the magazine is an ad for a movie with teenage main characters and a child actor:

TL;DR Eddie Munson is the freak in your DNI

[kittyphoenix12-xx]

ive had enough of people saying that billy and eddie would fight each other

they!! are!!! kissing!!!

on the mouth!!!!!

[songforeddiemunson]

100% agree @somnambulic-thing, and that's a much more nuanced and detailed response than I bothered to give the subject. Moving Hellfire was not just on Eddie, and the narrative that it does bugs the hell out of me time and time again. There are many pieces on the board here.

why do people hate eddie so much?

like what he did to lucas was very very shitty. he acts all anti-conformist and then created this whole nerd vs jock mentality, but i kind of assumed it was because he was bullied by jocks so he has biases. i didn't think he was irredeemable because of it.

i need to know, im new in this fandom. what did he do?

same thing with steddie. why do people hate it so much? is it not just any ship that didnt have that much screentime but became weirdly popular? that's pretty commonplace in fandom culture. i dont see nearly as many people hating on buckingham (except for the people who hate noncanon ships but yk what i mean).

[bebx]

who cares about this boy 💀 joseph himself already said that chrissy and eddie would have been together if she hadn't died

is this about Raphael liking a tweet about Steddie? anon, I hope you know how silly and insecure you sound right now. and I think you do, that’s why you hide behind… well, anon. “who cares about this boy” his fans do, apparently. I do care about him. who cares about you? does your mom even care? how old are you? why are you coming at me and sounding so bothered that a young and talented actor interacted with fans about the show he’s in? at what point did his liking one tweet about one ship means he declares a war with another ship? my brother in christ, you’re in a ✨fandom✨, they all are fictional characters, people are allowed to ship a fictional character with any other fictional character they like, and they’re allowed to ship said fictional character with more than one fictional character. it should be about the fun, not the drama with insecure people like you. but I’m glad the majority of Hellcheer stans are sweet and kind and not this petty. and for the record, ‘this boy’ was just showing his fans that he cares about them, and you’re just showing me that you’re insecure 🥰

I can’t not add this legendary tweet because it reminds me of you 🤍 apparently twitter isn’t the only place we do this, you’re doing it on tumblr too! do you want a cookie?