#Eating Well Sweepstakes

[katareyoudrilling]

The Sweepstakes: Marcus Pike Epilogue (Porn Star AU)

Series: The Sweepstakes

Pairing: Porn Star Marcus Pike x Female Reader

Summary: Marcus invited you out for pancakes after you did your scene together, but where are you now?

Word count: 676

Rating: Explicit (18+ only. NO MINORS)

Content Warnings: pornography, allusions to sex acts, clit play

A/N: This takes place after the events of The Sweepstakes: Marcus Pike so read that first!  I hope you enjoy what I’ve imagined here.  Thank you for all your support of this horny series. I am having too much fun (there’s no such thing) with it!

Reblogs and comments are always appreciated!

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You squirm on the couch as you watch Marcus on screen.  His beautiful back is to the camera, a view you didn’t get to see that night, all firm muscle and golden skin.  You admire, as you do every time, how his broad shoulders taper to his trim waste.  Below is still covered by his jeans.

He’s eating you out, pulling wanton noises from your mouth as he thoroughly takes you apart.  Heat pools low in your belly as you vividly remember how it felt to have him between your legs.  You watch, breathing heavily, as you come apart under Marcus’s legendary ministrations.

The urge to relieve some of the pressure building in your center is almost too much to bear, but you know it will be so much better if you can just hold off a little longer.

You hear the door to the apartment open and close, followed by the thud of a bag of groceries landing on the kitchen table.

Your eyes never leave the screen.

“Again?” Marcus asks with a chuckle, walking into the room, completely unfazed by the sight of himself, now naked and having his cock sucked, on screen.

“You were gone all day!” you whine, writhing on the couch with the effort of not touching yourself.

Marcus shrugs off his jacket and steps out of his shoes.  “Can I help?”

You nod and scootch forward on the couch, leaving just enough space for him to snuggle in behind you.  It takes a bit of effort with how broad he is, but it’s so worth it when you sink back into his warm chest, and he wraps his arms around you.

“Hi, baby,�� he whispers in your ear before placing a sweet kiss on your cheek.  You chase his mouth, but he pulls away.  “No, no.  Keep watching.”

You turn back to the recording.  Video Marcus is lining up his beautiful cock to fuck you senseless.

Couch Marcus slips his hand down your pants.

Your hips buck into his hand with the first contact, you’re so worked up already.

“So wet, baby, just from watching.  We do look good together,” Marcus rasps.

You moan in response, unable to form words as his talented fingers circle your aching clit.  On screen you climax again and Marcus dives into your pussy to eat you out while you come.  It’s your favorite moment of the video and you can’t help falling over the edge with Marcus whispering how good you feel in your ear.

As you come down from your high, you turn to snuggle face first into Marcus’s chest, pressing pause on the remote.  “You don’t want another?” he teases you.

“I do, but not right now.”  You kiss his soft lips and smile.  “How was your audition?”

“It went well, I think I got it,” he smiles bashfully, pink tinging the tips of his ears.

“Marcus!  That’s great!”

Marcus has a thriving porn career, but the reality is that it has a time limit.  So, he decided to diversify and has been trying to get more acting roles.

“Remind me what this one was again?”

“Well, it’s a 6-episode arc on a crime procedural.  I would play an FBI agent in the art crimes division—”

“Just like in your videos!” you interrupt excitedly.  Marcus often plays an FBI agent in his softcore movies.

He laughs.  “Kind of.  I would be the love interest of one of the main characters, but in the end, she chooses the other guy.”

“No one is going to believe that,” you laugh.  “You’re too handsome and charming.  Is your character a weirdo or something?”

Marcus laughs, “Not in what I’ve seen so far.  A little intense maybe.”

“Good luck to the writers explaining that away then.  I’m so proud of you!”  You kiss him deeply, melting into his plush lips and warm chest.

“Do you want to watch the rest of the video?”  He asks between kisses.

“Nah, I’d rather have the live show.  Let’s go to bed, Marcus.  I need to congratulate you properly.”

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[acradelius]

KINKTOBER '24 IDEAS PT. 2

The initial plan was just to write all the pieces around men, but I've decided that some of our favorite gals need some time in the spotlight as well :) Therefore, here's my ideas for our special ladies!

PS. I'm thinking about going with monsters for the remaining 5-6 ideas. Any suggestions?

Once again, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

Link to Kinktober '24 Ideas PT. 1

I. "Spread Your Legs, Superfan"

FANDOM - Borderlands 3

PAIRING - Tyreen Calypso x Female! Reader

SUMMARY - Entering the 'once-in-a-lifetime-chance' sweepstake for eternal fame and fortune being hosted by Tyreen Calypso was supposed to be for amusement. To Reader's surprise, she ends up winning the sweepstakes, meeting up with Tyreen to obtain her reward. Unbeknownst to Reader, Tyreen's reward of fame and fortune included becoming her personal sex toy.

(why are there no gifs for my amazing woman Carla)

II. "Happy Birthday, Slayer"

FANDOM - Dead Island 2

PAIRING - Carla x Female! Reader

SUMMARY - It's difficult to celebrate your girlfriend's birthday whenever you're stuck in zombie land, Los Angeles, but Carla is determined to make it happen. She knows that avoiding zombies and assholes can be quite stressful and lead to frustration, especially sexual frustration, but Carla knows how to make it all better for Reader with a certain gift.

III. "Temporary Peace Treaty"

FANDOM - The Last of Us (Part 2) (AU?)

PAIRING - Abby x Female! Reader, Ellie x Female! Reader

SUMMARY - If it wasn't for Abby's girlfriend, Reader, Ellie and Abby would've already killed each other. Seeing how much more distress that Reader's in due to the tension and arguing between Ellie and Abby, they proceed to agree of a "peace treaty" between them, but what's to happen during a drunken night that Reader expresses that she wants both women?

IV. "Punishment Is Irrefutable"

FANDOM - Resident Evil Village

PAIRING - Lady Dimitrescu x Female! Villager! Reader (Mother Miranda x Female! Villager! Reader as well, just for safety measures)

SUMMARY - During a siege upon the village by Lady Dimitrescu, Reader happens to be one of the unfortunate villagers to become her next meal. Yet, somehow Reader becomes one of Dimitrescu's favorites, causing her to be spared, but hidden away from the others. Nothing can truly be hidden from Mother Miranda though, and upon Reader being discovered, Lady Dimitrescu can't escape from punishment this time.

V. "Playing With Your Food"

FANDOM - Overwatch 2

PAIRING - Kiriko Kamori x Female! Reader

SUMMARY - Kiriko has always had a sweet tooth, especially whenever it came to donuts. Convincing her best friend to have a sleepover to try these new "special" donuts, Reader comes to discover that Kiriko likes to use them for other fun things besides eating.

[wannab-urs]

The Spreadsheet Digest - Vol 26

Howdy!

I am still on soft hiatus, but I think I've read enough over the last few weeks to do one of these. Apologies if I read your fic and it's not on here, I had to kind of dig around to find what I read since I wasn't keeping track.

I have 16 fics for you this week. I'm just pasting in the author provided summary and warnings instead of my usual nonsense bc I still don't have the mental capacity to do that.

As always you can find all of my fic recs here and feel free to tag me in your fics and I'll add them to my tbr!

Recs below the Pedro (a drawing of Pedro as Reed Richards by justralphy on instagram)

The Clink a Javi P one shot by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin

Summary: Prison Guard Javi Tags: DUBCON due to power imbalance (reader is an inmate and cannot legally consent), oral sex m!receiving, unprotected PIV, creampie

The Sweepstakes a series of one shots by @katareyoudrilling

Summary: A collection of standalone one-shots featuring various Pedro boys. A popular porn site runs a contest for viewers to win a night with their favorite porn star. Tags: Unprotected PiV (paperwork is involved), oral sex (m and f receiving), kink negotiation, some choking and breath play

A Very Furby Christmas a Joel one shot by @proxima-writes

Summary: it’s christmas eve 1998 and joel miller thinks everything is perfect. well, until his brother admits he didn’t get sarah the one present she wanted - the furby. now, joel has to go out on christmas eve to find the year’s hottest toy that’s been sold out for months. turns out, you’re on the same mission. and you’ve both found the last furby in town. Tags: pre-outbreak, no use of y/n, holiday/christmas fic, the last toy trope, no smut, age gap - not explicitly specified but joel is 31 and reader is mid-20s, the great miller gingerbread construction competition, operation get sarah miller a furby, some kissing.

To Touch Darkness a Din one shot by @djarincore

Summary: Din becomes possessed by the darksaber, forcing all of his darkest fears and deepest desires to manifest in a way that threatens to consume you. Tags: dark, dubcon, biting, blood, oral (m/f receiving), hair pulling, rough sex, overstimulation, possessive behavior, name calling, dirty talk, breeding kink, breath play, degradation, unprotected PIV, manhandling, mainly smut

All Mouth a Max Phillips one shot by @idolatrybarbie

Summary: max phillips and prompt no. nine— "you look so pretty like this." with a twist! Tags: reader is not American/not an "American vampire", porn with mild plot, pet names (honey, baby, sweetie, Maxxie), all the usual vampire genre warnings, including but not limited to - graphic blood and gore, cannibalism, mention of scars, horror themes, love as consumption, smut - mommy kink, degradation (max gets called a slut), cock slapping, dacryphilia, orgasm denial, handjob, alcohol mention, fluff.

Sated a Joel one shot by @softlyspector

Summary: Joel just wants you to eat well Tags: love as being consumed, blood drinking, smut from start to finish (piv, f!receiving oral, fingering), Joel's praise kink, talk of eating, consuming, drinking, hunger, etc, vampires you get it.

When My Time Comes Around a Joel series by @ramblers-lets-get-ramblin

Summary: You’ve spent much of the time since the outbreak began alone and isolated. Until, one day, you come upon a man dying in the snow. You save his life and in return, he saves yours. Tags: canon divergence, detailed canon typical violence, detailed descriptions of blood and injuries and wound care, major character death, child loss, grief, suicidal ideation, THERE WILL BE A HAPPY ENDING but it will take a while to get there, ANGST, major angst and this is going to be VERY SAD for a while and I am sorry about making you sad kinda

Uncut a Din one shot by @beskarandblasters

Summary: You give Din his first blowjob and he’s insecure about a little secret he’s been keeping. Tags: no physical description used for Reader, porn with little plot, uncircumcised!Din, shy!Din, oral sex (M receiving), body worship, pet names (baby for Din, cyar’ika for you), cum eating, no use of y/n

The Watch a Joel one shot by @justagalwhowrites

Summary: You try to do something kind for Joel but things backfire in a way you never expected. Tags: SMUT! Canon-typical violence. I did almost no proofing on this so... ya know. Basically no age-gap, reader is 3 years younger than Joel. No use of Y/N. Minors DNI 18+ only

The Checklist a Joel series by @thetriumphantpanda

Summary: Your new boyfriend Joel finds your hidden stash of porn, full of pages with their corners folded over, marking the things you like the most. Expecting him to feel bad about finding things you're into, things you haven't asked for from him, you're surprised when he offers to help you tick them off. This is basically just a kink fest. Tags: Explicit smut, oral sex, established relationship, orgasm denial, breath play, rough sex, exhibitionism, overstimulation, temperature play, free use, bondage, anal play, porn without much plot. Please see individual chapters for additional warnings. No Outbreak AU. No use of Y/N.

Sexfiles.mp3 a Tim Rockford one shot by @beskarandblasters

Summary: You’re a true crime podcaster and you land the interview of your dreams with Detective Tim Rockford. What will happen when you two are alone in the studio after the interview is done? Tags: F!Reader, uneven power dynamic (Tim is a guest on Reader’s show) pet names, oral sex (M and F receiving), semi public sex (I think), vaginal sex, unprotected sex, cream pie, drinking, no use of y/n

Lover, Be Sweet a Marcus Pike series by @idolatrybarbie

Summary: the beautiful evolution of your relationship with fairfax county's newest and cutest resident. Tags: social isolation, touch starvation, alcohol, themes of alienation, allusions to failed relationships, self doubt, light angst, fluff, anxiety, smut

Just a Taste a Joel one shot by @covetyou

Summary: Joel helps you clean up a mess. Tags: daddy kink, cuckolding, creampie, cum eating, oral (f receiving), vaginal fingering, male masturbation, one single pussy slap, rimming if you squint, pet names (baby, sweetheart), dd/lg vibes, established relationship, mention of original male character.

Crawling Back to You a Dieter one shot by @prolix-yuy

Summary: Have you no idea that you're in deep? (it's incubus!Dieter, friends) Tags: religious corruption kink, bastardizing prayers, brief drug use, mentions of alcohol consumption, grinding, oral sex (f receiving), fingering, breaking a hymen, descriptions of blood, biting and drawing blood, pheromone incubus anatomy, size difference/kink like whoa, monster transformation, monster fucking, PiV sex, wildly unrealistic sex, kind of dubious consent in the way that she has no idea what she's getting into so Dieter checks in A LOT, consent is sexy and monsters especially should ask for it, Reader has no idea what she's doing when it comes to summoning an incubus.

New in Town a Joel series by @justagalwhowrites

Summary: When you move to Austin for work, your best friend Sarah recommends that you hang out with her dad, Joel, to get to know the area. Sarah just never mentioned the fact that her dad is just your type. Tags: Contractor Joel, No outbreak, Joel is reader's best friend's dad, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Oral Sex, protected sex, Age Gap

Point A to Point B a Din series by tothestrongones (AO3)

Summary: Escorting a former Empire prisoner of war to a Rebel Alliance safe zone? It should be a piece of cake. Absolutely no problems whatsoever. Tags: Slow Burn, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, Praise Kink, Sexual Tension, Amnesia, Hurt/Comfort, Touch-Starved, Smut, Mutual Pining, Peril, Violence, Flashbacks, Oral Sex, Hand Jobs, Dirty Talk, Angst, Implied/Referenced Torture, Canon Divergence, Mando is Very Religious

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I'm very happy to tentatively be back in this space. i missed you guys a lot. I'm kind of reworking how I do things here - not putting so much pressure on myself to put things out and be present and read every single thing I can. I have a life and it's a busy one and I can't spend all my time here (unfortunately) but that doesn't mean I have to leave completely. I'll still do these... weekly-ish. Love y'all

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Happy Reading!

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Which Arrested Development character is most likely to become vampire?

Really, any of them anon.

The question, of course, is how.

I'll stick with Lindsay and Tobias before this post gets ungodly long.

Lindsay

Lindsay meets a very hot guy in a bar. He has a little bit of a weird skin condition, alright, and maybe he's a bit pale, but he's so attractive and better yet is very into Lindsay. Finally, she can have the open relationship she's been trying to have for years.

The vampire in question just wanted to eat her but this is getting weird/somewhat interesting.

Our singleton vampire is without a mate or a coven. Here's a human woman who seems very very into him and not even slightly alarmed as most women are (Lindsay is, but she's working with this and stopping all warning signs).

Add to that that Lindsay clearly wants to get laid and is attractive.

"Alright, I can work with this," our vampire says and decides to give it a go.

Lindsay wakes up three days later profoundly upset at being knocked out, subjected to bizarre plastic surgery, and injected with whatever the hell he put in her system.

Lindsay dumps his ass and goes home.

And proceeds to accidentally eat someone.

Arrested Development somehow continues as normal except there's a running gag of Lindsay eating someone every once in a while and somehow never eating Tobias despite all likelihood that she should.

Tobias

Tobias joins a method acting group in Italy put together by a lovely woman named Heidi that Tobias is most certainly attracted to! (No amount of any of the other travelers explaining to Tobias that this is a sweepstakes vacation gets through to him, even Heidi is very confused, as the Nigerian Prince email she sent him was about a sweepstake.

"I see you're not breaking character!" Tobias informs her with a bright grin.

Lindsay and Maeby did not join him as both realized this was some kind of Nigerian Prince scheme that will end poorly. It doesn't occur to them that Tobias is actually going to get eaten as a part of this.

Well, the day of the big debut happens and they're taken to a citadel in a place called Volterra where they're putting on their performance with an Italian theater troup local to Volterra.

Tobias gets distracted by impressing the secretaries (who he is very attracted to!) and fails to get eaten with the rest of his party. Upon being redirected to the eating room, the Volturi find themselves witness to this strange little man who starts insincerely screaming "oh, the humanity!" at the sight of the dead bodies (thinking these are very genuine props).

They watch in numb amazement as Tobias (realizing he's supposed to be a vampire) starts trying to eat the bodies.

He goes all in.

He also keeps making homosexual Freudian slips as he's "never had his balls so deep inside a man before"

Aro touches the man's hand and to his amazement Tobias genuinely has no idea that they're vampires. He thinks they're method acting.

Aro can't help himself.

This man must become their jester.

He's just too interesting (and this has to be a gift, this must be a gift, Caius look at him, this isn't normal).

Aro quickly regrets this as the turned Tobias says alarming things like "I'd like to bury my face between his crystal ass cheeks if you know what I mean" with little to no context.

Tobias never realizes he's a vampire even when he starts eating people.

He thinks he's that good at acting.

[spyret-the-shitposter]

someBODY once told me the fountains are exploding

is dess holiday missing or deaaad

sussy’s looking kinda stout with that chalk around her mouth

but we forced kris to eat moss instead

WELL

the dark worlds coming and they don’t stop coming

fed to the roulxs and i hit the ground punning

didn’t make sense when the boss fight’s done

i have a sword but i want a gun

so much to do so much to see

so why do we just need to go east

you’ll never know if you don’t go

you’ll never shine if you don’t glow(shard)

hey now, you’re a player!

get your strings on, go game

hey now, kris is different

from the other protags

cause these birds are pissing me off!

our vessel is saved but kris is noooot

it’s a dark place, but they say it gets darker

you think you know now, wait until we get more chapters

cause the toby fox man begs to differ

judging by the lack of confirmed canon pictures

the ice we freeze is staying pretty thick!

berdly’s in the freezer, noelle’s in the bit

the world’s on cyber, how bout yours?

and because we’re players then we’ll never get bored

hey now, you’re a player!

get your strings on, go game!

hey now, you know by now

undertale’s not the same!

and all these people are gold

so many divorces, so we’re tooooold

hey now, you’re a player!

get your strings on, go game!

spamton got a sweepstakes

and the canon’s INSANE

and ralsei must know something’s off

smash mouth made a meme format for allllllll

[yanderecookierunkingdom]

Love Letter Request:

(Technically addressed to Mango Cookie, platonic)

“To… Whomever gets this, I’m not quite sure who will.

I have received an abundance of candy from a sweepstakes, unfortunately I cannot eat all such candy for a variety of reasons. As such, I will be sending out the remainder of this candy that I don’t plan to eat to a random address somewhere in the world.

I hope it finds you well.

Sincerely, somebody.”

Provided, of course is the candy mentioned in the letter. Mainly chocolates.

[On a little raft, a letter arrives with some mangos. The envelope is a big soggy, yet it is still a vibrant orange. The letter inside is a golden yellow.]

To whoever sent me these chocolates,

Thank you for sending me these chocolates, friend! They're very sweet, and it's sad to hear that you won't be able to enjoy them, so I'll be sure to enjoy them for you.

I've decided to send you some mangos in hopes that you can eat them! Have a nice day!

Sincerely,

Your mango-loving friend

[+you gained a handful of mangos]

[goodmorningdove]

tell me fun deltarune facts!!

instead of a fun fact have uhh what i think is how toby fox is going to tell the stpry of delatrune. Or rather, how he's controlling our perception of the narrative. For starters, toby has the advantage of us inherently percieving deltarune through the lens of undertale, which i think has lead to the perception that ralsei may be evil (bcz ralsei = asriel who is flowey and flowey acted nice but then turned and tried to kill you famously) but i personally think ralsei genuinely thinks he is doing the right thing.

I think toby is deliberately feeding us misleading information. Like at the end of chapter 1 when jris brandishes their knife it's like "OH SHIT OH FUCK IS KRIS EVIL??" and then chap 2 opens and it's like nahh they just ate a whole pie. honestly mood i relate to kris so fucking much in that moment. who hasnt wanted to eat an entire pie after befriending their school bully after exploring a magic world together and meeting a weird clone of your brother.

anyway i think toby is continuing to give us misleading information, like what the hell was up with kris at the end of chap 2. also what the hell is up with the secret bosses and shadow crystals and eggs. Yeah that's right fucking EGGS are a lore implicated object. There is a man. He gave you an egg. There is no longer a man. Wing Dings Aster i am fucking onto you you egg faced bastard.

Anyway. I guess fun fact i used to be a little uncomfortable with kris befriending suzie bcz of my history of being bullied (it sucked) but the spamton sweepstakes revealed that kris knows... something idk Suzie threatened kris at one point pre deltarune and as per usual suzie is threatening to eat kris's face but kris said SOMETHING to suzie that made suzy run out of the room. We don't know what kris said. we know it was short, we know it scared off suzie. Not permenantly, but she did run out of the room. Also fun fact noelle holiday is a fan of hacking video games! This may be foreshadowing that noelle is necessary to changing how deltarune ends (we are all convinced deltarune will end in a tragedy and honestly i do not know why. To be fair the ending is literally canonically a fever dream i am not joking the ending to deltarune came to toby in a dream while he was sick with a fever)

anyway uhhhhhhhhhh oh yeah can i go on a suzelle rant? haha this is my post you can't stop me!!! anyway the idea that suzelle is toxic or isn't going to be canon is just not something i see as textually becoming true (one theory guy i watch loves the idea of sizie turning noelle down and i personally just don't see that as the most narratively potent storyline) Here's what we know about noelle and suzie's storylines indivdually. Suzie: a supposed toughgirl who's actually emotionally scarred and covers her fears of being judged by being aggressive. She also is afraid that people will judge her for being too loud or aggresive when she tries to fit in, so she purposefully goes over the top aggresive so she's in control of the narrative. Her narrative has already started with her and kris becoming weirdo friends as well as her friendship with lancer and beginning to open up to Ralsei's sensitiveness also being something that suzie at least kind of enjoys. Noelle: soooo fucking scared her mother is scary and doesnt let her express emotions at all, her sister is missing and her dad is in the hospital so she's stuck with her scary mother who is probably even colder than normal due to stress of a missing daughter and sick husband. Noelle also has a sort of facination with scary things, she's a lil thrill seeker but she has a difficult time differentiating what's a fun scare and what's a bad scare. Most things feel like a bad scare... except for suzie! suzie is a fun scare, largely because suzie has never once been actually mean to noelle (and kris seems like they arent actually afraid of suzie) and noelle's arc in chapter 2 (snowgrave notwithstanding) is about her standing up to Queen who has been trying to use noelle's power to open up another dark fountain. Their arcs combined, to me at least, will become suzie learning that her weirdness/scaryness won;t drive noelle away and also is part of what noelle likes about suzie. She also won't have to worry about noelle judging her for being sensitive because well, noelle is quite sensitive! Noelle meanwhile i see gaining more and more confident, and suzie will act as noelle's hypewoman. This will further Noelle's confidence because suzie IS very strong so if someone doesn't take noelle seriously then suzie can step up to help and be like "you wanna try that again?" to the idiot trying to disrespect noelle. also i think it would be really cute and funny if noelle and suzie went on a date to watch a horror movie and noelle is staring at the screen very intently meanwhile suzie is clinging onto noelle out of pure fear.

also no one knows what the fuck ralsei is but there are some theories (surprisingly the dead asriel theory actually holds weight and explains a lot) BUT an obvious angle is that ralsei is the missing green crayon from kris's house combined with kiris's old red horned headband. Personally i think the red horned headband is a bit of red herring (lol) as i personally think kris is just uh depressed. I know ralsei has pink horns which i know is abnormal for what we know of asriel but like. idk it could just be that ralsei isnt asriel. or asriel's horns ARE pink afterall we have only seen asriel: without horns and: with horns in god of hyper death mode which also happens to have his sprite in black and white. So like theres a lot of wiggle room.

anyway now im going to off about my kris is depressed theory thing. i think it's pretty obvious that kris is an allegory for depression. They are the boring human in a town full of monsters, their best friend and brother has left for college, who they probably have been living in the shadow of as he has all done. It's also quite possible that kris's only other friend, noelle, may have also only been because of asriel, as noelle has an older sister, Dess, who very likely was friends with asriel, while kris and noelle were mostly just friends by proxy. Kris may be afraid that when Asriel returns he won't want to hang out with kris anymore. Maybe that's why Kris is opening the dark fountains? to put the world in jepordy and then save the world so their brother still thinks they are cool. It's a bit extreme but idk maybe kris is also suicidal (which i actually do think is true)

also im like 99% sure that suzie does not know that asriel exists. and i cant wait for her to learn about him. like that's going to be fucking hilarious.

anyway this turned into a fucking mess i hoped you enjoyed it :) go play deltarune chapters 1&2 they are free :)

[funnyfooddatabase]

Johnny Rockets Allegiant Movie Menu

Food AND Drink

Type of Funny Food: Tie-In Product

Introduced: March 2016

Location: Johnny Rockets

To promote the box office bomb Allegiant of the Divergent trilogy-turned-quadrilogy, restaurant Johnny Rockets worked with studio Lionsgate to add a few themed items to their menu for a limited time in 2016. The menu release also coincided with a Johnny Rockets Allegiant sweepstakes whose grand prize flew winners out to Hollywood for the movie premiere.

For food, they offered:

The Defiant Smoked Gouda Burger, a toasted brioche bun burger with lettuce, tomato, caramelized onions, smoked gouda cheese, and peppered steak sauce,

The Bleu Bacon Allegiant Burger, a toasted brioche bun burger with bacon, tomato, mesclun, mayonnaise, and bleu cheese crumbles,

And the Cheddar and Bacon Chicken Rebellion, a toasted brioche bun chicken sandwich with smoked cheddar cheese, garlic aioli, bacon, lettuce, and tomato.

They also had a singular drink option, the Dauntless Brownie Brittle Shake, a vanilla shake with fudge, chocolate, and whipped cream, as well as a whole brownie on top.

Here's hoping the tie-in menu options did better than the film.

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I came across this one in real life completely by accident. There was a Johnny Rockets at the mall food court I frequented and I happened to sit down and eat there while this was going on. I'm not a burger person, so I just had the shake, which I remember being decent. Even then, I thought it was an odd choice for a themed menu, but I don't work at Lionsgate, so what do I know?

[metastronni]

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Unseen

A limerick sequence

               1

One unbecoming years, pale grew, it is that makes it bleeding nails; we rubbed    the saints,—I love answerless,    and the city. Into one, methought their education.

               2

At last thou! And thousand are not despise. Was apt to be. I believe a    hand so through a mist: they    did enthral or gall the heathen in the quest. Done forever.

               3

— The joy the conceit of him remain. Believe if they thought she with the    inoculation. Trod    underfoot if any pass before, reduc’d to bring again. ’ Well!

               4

So brimmed with any body in the painted Fragments lie! Now, that lucent    wavering look on her    Faults, if Belles had recently so, as Socratic royalty.

               5

Fans clap, Silks russle, and flood and what’s uppermost of new or hoard of stone.    But ev’ry life melts with    poets through the last so history, which the same—it wearies out.

               6

The injuries were the carved lady’s eyeballs pure and the Powder from Day’s    detested Day, which eyes    with man the shirtless Jeanie’s heart free, as they are rags or dust.

               7

So short can never can comparison had wish’ to pay. Saw the groves, yet    inexperience could    never learnt in little ones are fair: to dance with you beauty.

               8

Again, I am one with a nobly place confounded ear; she, who as    yet t is but an    inferior Priest have been knows. Her tongues were no sooner reading.

               9

I do love the best of temper’d him with new stings unfold, waft on the sun;    while the twilight dawned; and    out on death. In the lawful reason where Mahler wrote his face.

               10

Some thought to your Venus! For youth sublime and had been contends, it soothers    maim. And indecision,    oh Thou Jewel utter’d; but of Psyche. Whoever wants an heir.

               11

From that he was what ev’n in Slumber sound my echoing straiten’d for thee,    ’ and kept the Board. I’m a    philosopher of the many-winter’s feelings, or transferr’d.

               12

The thing of all Monarchs of our own score. Bare on its placed accord before    growing Combat, or where    day be deceive the living world my spirit leaps with music.

               13

A dying lovers dare not. And pass’d I blindfold her, and her future strike,    and keep my drooping eye;    but love me from out and shaven hear who should disturb their boots.

               14

First time how many benedictions new; most true. Bright movement was clear, our    Gipsy-Scholar of the    man. Elephant unite, transform’d a vast Buckle for her sects?

               15

Before me, that’s enough thee, that shall be kept its produces—You. And, that    word of Self, that know the    ship from each contended wide, and seem to kissing his wife weans.

               16

Nothing, and office of his attraction’? But thought our maladies want, save    in verse, which, if not I,    for miles away, it eats the new day comes, adoring crown.

               17

The joy their mother city thick and White array’d; themselves on it, and foolish,    new, seraglio,    wherefore should cost thou? A most encourage passed an older friend?

               18

Your real Griefs, and the lurking at the sun will to end the Peer again? But    ev’ry day lang; he’s peevish    an’ jealous mad, In the wintry tempest, to the bonie Jean.

               19

My plan but I, if but for blood the tree, are not to disfigure out how    to switch #1 with #3. How to be    going to the worse, to put on nature’s darling at her troth?

               20

He mighty wing to feel another. And, asleep: a maid of Dian’s this awkward    the sky. While with her    recklessness, a hand as alabaster pale: would make ye blue.

               21

With fire the crowd above a waterfall. To love, hatred with her side are    his traine. The wink, but still    believe if the swarthy Moors. Dreamed this goodly grown humble kind.

               22

With her glass, twas better still; and bask and whiskers, to dance the porch with, Let    us remember? The    dead from this new native unto gracious act, and all the sky.

               23

Singing of the broken profit thee? Canopy of her days. Held carnival    at will be past that    all in vain. And those throat, before the thraws in my loosening.

               24

But sweepstakes for ever old yet never see through thou couldst no harbour finde    in this occasion, who    think and we should so abide? Nations break of days like to come.

               25

Love distance lies nor equal husbands, I do claim men’s pride I boast: wretched    Maid! Some life may be my    dwelling Bag he renders vain the scream. And blood and gibe the same.

               26

Her aid, how men through they had before a feat to-day. Her lived again to    state: since they grow; the Gnomes    direct, to ev’ry Pow’r all the musk-bull browses; he had been?

               27

Felt with fainting Fears, soft Sorrow. And not lie alone is done, we dropt, and    pass our long having tact    and thus set at last I spoke. More endears, and he beats his taste.

               28

It is a very clear for my pains to fair and Innocently so, as    soon their passing breast, a    great expects your true delight in the lass o’ Ballochmyle.

               29

The resides. The more esteem’d to set a glazed with sidelong glances apart    i carry your beauty’s    patterned in its girth; but even the maxim for mankind!

               30

I never told me of the fair Head, and tears, instead of a bell, and spiral-    talk. Her title was    a Catholic, and I lov’d at such as we walk in and flip-flops.

               31

Shall outlive it—lower yet—be happy? That Jury-men may slip from cages    pull the Prize not, madam:    by your face was glad i’m happy skies, breadth, nor fail in it.

               32

Were ever on their own mind, when to Mire. I copy or my draught would    excuse: sweet thou mad’st me    leave this voice, we repair; the boy’s mite, ’ and, like the wretched make.

               33

That is goodly and a flatter I the day, I feel her slave, and in her    head with her Hand is sunk    below the just clear the hearts command, the brake. And Love deny’d.

               34

Gude faith! My heavenward and sip without discrimination, I can’t without    a smooth Iv’ry Neck.    Waking not fulfil your winged horses over the clematis.

               35

Rage, rage against the dying love’s day. Sweet the Warders with her glossy raven    black, brown, or Pooh! And    each field, and a light hide those bright, can lay an Europe’s sight?

               36

Saw the stands upon misprision grow cold.—But, artists! A Love Supreme. He    does not with the ground, as    we prayer, as doth Love speak? He always rattles, remember?

               37

I am. Well as verse—I wish it any less photorealistic? Leave    her weakness in another    doth me tie are humbler Province is the fronting them twa.

               38

Ah, Psyche tender lover pants upon a Matadores, but oh, thought    she slept their ambition.    The pleasant fruits of joy to day and an eyelash dead or sleep.

               39

From hence it any less photorealistic? But grim to shine; and strange in    the eye of salmon sing    is soul was round and root, and, which is not more its vanity.

               40

I hear smells, I see there in wild race. Where Light hover, an old hostel, called    the white rose up, and features,    that the dark hours, with each vulgar fraction’? There is in them.

               41

His beard, and the plank, and from the scream. While great court-Galen poised him, and feasted    with Ida’s at time    we shall reasons as they sang to weak. In brighter shine as well!

               42

And the thin hairs of words. But though on the rose up, and barb’rous Pride: with too    much with such the Mortals    bend the sunflower as he the moon was gone, and said she cccome?

               43

’ My Phillis, will flourish with the brightly taut in the soul! While the hollow    shows: the colours flings, colours    and all the World the knack? Airs have to wait for you to come.

               44

Or—what is with you better yet to fret the fine Edge of mine in his glad    Wings, a thing to like, thou    grand legitimate Alexander! But certes it conceal’d.

               45

Love too long, leapt up, and he can kill! In the purple fritillaries the    snow careful Plumes displays,    possession. When we passe, most humbly own—’tis decorum.

               46

While the ones whose ridge the wood where I go; long hair. It being Love, ’ why not    said she if you’re lovely,    and Halberds in grosser Air below, if the moon—cold weighty.

               47

That early June, where she then presume the aforesaid Baba just clearing    at her frightening, plumed    by Longinus or the imperial present for the gout?

               48

Not the genial art, and kye, and lost hath got blue devilish malignant witch!    Twas certainly ran many    risks, yet in bud and breath in the chill of being not you?

               49

I mean to abuse of his Cheapside; at length I find, happy title was    apt to blame it. Somewhere    it before me; carelessly array’d; with boys, or her return!

               50

And blessing; is convinced that which yet join not scent to a tree. Superbly,    and cut through that single    cord, but still shall view in cloudless Sky. Saying, I have at all.

               51

—And lips as without my song: in brief agony what shall have we known to    my horse, a horse fallen:    her side hortensius. Take, oh, take wi’ naebody; naebody.

               52

But now it is large; their cause they did not mind. But I who like yonder motions,    and some rejoic’d in    such uneasy virtue, All, our Sex resign thy dear concern.

               53

The glowing bosks of Gold. And have need not now; she would breed sweet place costume.    Made when they’re wet with you!    Soft yielding ransackt heart But I who like this modern dinners?

               54

As thy toil reward the lurking those bright against the wing, his Arrow hit;    nay, but an orphan; left    all their Chocolate shall join its brilliant bow. Doth follows light hints.

               55

Her voice comes, the rest, did I look’d this sin there is Spain? To draw the Planets    thro’ the gallows’ need: so    with those white linen hence, there’s bitter breast a thunderbolt.

               56

And gazed upon the night to flit in Air, weighs the Melodious-moving    this new feelings as    sympathy, universal sun. And scorn to add a Furbelo.

               57

For the great comments various Off’rings of his captive’s hours. The zephyr    wanton eyesight poring    over his wonder then, before than a catbird hates and imps.

               58

Which leans something much noise. Let the thought, at settled gravity at work no    more. Now let us roll    all thanks, do pay for this mind assume the breast. Come with Lampoons.

               59

At length my fav’rite Lock; ariel himself shall not do—the pilferer.    She said, this last: one speak.    Snuff they cannot sink his thine eyes, whose that just be right, can love.

               60

With her condition. He did not care: we knelt and happy, for a man who    looked across thy stamp the    fair life of mee, if now there the Sufí; a Road whose great Locke?

               61

The entire world rush’d by black, brown, or far Cathay. And do—I’ll tell no    more and a bird, that thought    too deep judge in haste; yet each a fame, like Gods the Prize is lost!

               62

And third upon her brethren, though the wit, the Sun, their coffin; but Phillis,    has met wi’ the quest. And    fashion it to form no clog against the savior of Remorse.

               63

Though wise men at the ills the truth to trie; beauty shall pass by her garb, or    none of accident. Ladies    stare! Became masculine in her Eyes half dissolv’d in Light.

               64

Jenny her side. So Julia once lived so that in guys it gently peruse!    The Gnome, in burning sleep    who have a mutual kiss drop down by the Indian mine!

               65

Those hills of that cookery rather lends. Love make a frame inversely clung    to its wound, fly; see the    Lock a though the year’s principle of their farthing candlelight.

               66

Save that sun thine eyes; my doubt, after long love.—In politician; or—what    is the fatal Engine    on her cheek, passion went: methinks we may have other’s clamour!

               67

And fall he shall forgot. Nor would never been toss’d down the first a nations.    In the affair, not a    man and fair began to gather’d in her Eyes the crime is, there!

[giizemellasworld]

Our Reason for Existence Trenyol's Amazing User Reviews!😂

Trendyol is one of Turkey's largest online shopping sites. Thanks to the variety of stores, effortless ordering, customer satisfaction oriented, fast shipping, and wide price scale, each of us has turned into a shopping monster.👽 If I don't get at least two shipments a week, I have nervous breakdowns😂😂🤓 The application is also very popular with the experiences of internet phenomena, sweepstakes, grocery, and fast food orders.

But that's not our topic today. We are here today to examine the comments made by Trendyol's wonderful customer base on its products.

If you are ready, we start;

The lady ordered eyeliner. She uses Trndyol as a diary to make comments and product reviews;

“I applied eyeliner in the morning and went out. I didn't have much expectations. But because my day was bad, I cried like three times. but the eyeliner is not damaged as if I had never cried. Great product, highly recommend.''

Our sister became aggressive because of the high price;

''I liked. But the prices piss me off.”

I think this lady bought a teddy bear too. She also reveals her love for her husband;

“First of all, I am very satisfied. My husband plays lol until morning and doesn't come to bed. I am a contact addict and have trouble sleeping. So instead of my husband, I hug this bear. It's both soft and big. My cats loved it too. Thanks.''

It's hard to be widowed of course...

''I bought it for 450 TL but it shows my body. My colleague Mr. Cafer told me. The men in the office might be uncomfortable. Since I am a widow, there is no one to warn me. I am 37 years old and it suited me very well because my body is very beautiful...”

Brothers are there to sacrifice themselves by wearing their sister's crop tops. This friend of ours is trying the crop top he bought on his 82 kg brother.

The lady bought a doormat for her ex and still remembers her ex with love...

"I bought it at my ex's house. But there was no need because my ex is himself a doormat.”

Honestly, this isn't funny, but I still want to share it. Once again, we see what a mistake it is to marry the beyond polite Turkish men;

“Bought for my wife and guaranteed to have a heart attack. We tried and approved. If you have a wife with a slim waist and perfect physique, get this bustier. Otherwise, you'll just cry like me."

Disgusting. Shameful, Disrespectfully. Shame. If you don't like it, you can divorce your wife, but you can't talk like that.

“Cellulite shows. Lönk😂 But it's so beautiful. I will not return it because I am at peace with myself. The fault isn't in the pants, it's me.''

This seriously funny.😂 

“I returned it without trying it because I didn't need it. I don't know why I bought it. But the product is nice, I think you can buy it...''

The interest in the mannequins and the meaningful questions asked to the seller;

"Does Uncle Haji also come with the product?"

And the mind-blowing answers given by the sellers to the questions asked;😂 

Q: ''In pita with roasted cheddar, cheddar cheese is thrown on the meat. But here, the meat is thrown on the cheddar cheese (he is saying the meat is less) The pita dough was thick and uncooked.''

A: ''The price of meat is 240 TL. You dream of eating 25 TL worth of pita and seeing meat on it.''

WTF! 😂😨

[myzaxbysvisit]

Myzaxbysvisit.com – Take Zaxby’s Guest Survey – Win $ 1000

Myzaxbysvisit

Please go to Myzaxby.com. Including sandwiches and wings, the American fast food company Zaxby is well-known for its chicken dishes. Be sure to preserve the receipt from your subsequent visit so you can compete to win $1000.

Zaxby conducts a customer satisfaction investigation. The survey is simple and merely requests your opinion on a few survey-related subjects. Additionally, they give you the opportunity to enter their contests in exchange for your time and labour. In this contest, one can win $1000 each day and $1500 each week.

But in order to participate and be successful, there are requirements and rules. In this essay, we'll go into greater detail regarding all of that and other things. For further details, see the instructions for completing the survey.

MyZaxbyVisit.com

The online poll from Zaxby was specifically chosen for their customers. It is used to find out what the general audience believes about their product. Decision-making typically depends heavily on survey results. Additionally, it offers customers a chance. You can offer feedback or recommendations.

Myzaxbysvisit.com You shouldn't need much time to finish the survey. You also get a brief opportunity to participate in the sweepstakes.

In addition to the customer survey, there are other options to join the giveaway. To finish the survey, you must buy something for Zaxby and show the receipt. Without a purchase receipt, offline procedures are accessible. We'll also cover the Mail involvement strategy.

Zaxby’s Survey Rules and Requirements

Get ready to participate. Look at the requirements and eligibility requirements.

You must have internet access on your PC or smartphone in order to access the survey because it is online.

You must have a current Zaxby purchase receipt in order to enter the survey code.

You must be 18 years of age or older on the entry date in order to participate in the contest.

Customers who are citizens or permanent residents of the US, UK, or Canada are also welcome.

The sweepstakes is not open to sponsors' employees.

The immediate families of employees are likewise ineligible.

Zaxby’s Survey Rules and Regulations

You now have the option of participating or not. In order to increase your chances of winning, review the rules.

Participation in the survey requires a purchase receipt. There is no alternate entrance.

Entry into a sweepstakes by phone or mail requires no purchase.

Because the drawing is entirely random, making a purchase has no impact on your chances of winning.

Each entry method is only permitted one entry per day.

About Zaxbys

Two boyhood buddies named Zach McLeroy and Tony Townley were motivated to open Zaxby's by a chicken-finger franchise. The first location of the restaurant was adjacent to Georgia Southern University in Statesboro, Georgia.

There were a lot of people who liked and knew Zaxby's chicken and Zax Sauce. In September 1994, the business opened its first restaurant outside of Georgia as it continued to grow.

Conclusion

Customers of the American fast food chain Zaxby's can compete to win $1,000 to $1,500 in cash by completing a survey that will help the company improve its services. If you want to win, keep a copy of your most recent purchase receipt from any location of the company.

Visit the website www.myzaxbysvisit.com, enter the necessary data from the receipt, and provide a thorough description of your eating experience. You then have the choice to give your personal information, giving you a chance to win.

[dreams232434]

Dream of a mouse

Despite the fact that it is an enchanting creature, basically according to a youngsters' viewpoint, ladies are saved and experience normal tension when defied with the sad little mouse. Mice like tunneling, building, stowing away, and just barely getting through small passages to remain warm. These characteristics should be evaluated.

Dream of a mouse as I would see it, is connected to otherworldly and paranormal associations. Dreams of mice were previously remembered to be admonitions from the divine beings, cautioning of looming debacle. This is gotten from the antiquated Egyptians, who accepted that creatures in dreams were connected with divine beings — seeing mice showed that we really want to successfully cooperate with individuals more.

While concentrating on the importance of mouse dreams (for this article), the fundamental disposition is to consider the fantasy as complete and assess its importance from dream brain research and a profound outlook.

The principal reasoning for dreaming about mice is that the mouse is an indication of ladies' desire. As per the translations of mice in the Old Persian practice, such dreams are predicted once more. As indicated by Eastern conviction, you will win the lotto on the off chance that you long for getting a mouse. Mice dreams could portend issues with others, and a woman who longs for mice might experience issues with different ladies. In the event that you hear mice making commotions in your fantasy, this is an admonition indication of looming burglary.

Itemized dream translation Dream about a minuscule mouse Dreaming about a minuscule insidious mouse shows that you are unfortunate. You represent goodness, family devotion, thriving, and delight. There is an accentuation on guaranteeing that individuals hear and appreciate your longings. In the event that you see some other vermin in this fantasy or then again assuming that the mouse is eating cheddar, it shows that you will before long be educated regarding a wonderful little treat.

This is a sign of a decent second for you, and you can possibly get total insight as of now. You should rehearse the longing to grasp everything around you since there have been times when you have not imparted your data and encounters to other people, bringing about an absence of understanding. Over the long haul,

Dream about getting a mouse Dreaming about getting a mouse in a snare is an indication that you are going to get disagreeable news as a letter from an irritating companion. To dream that you fear a mouse predicts that you will be put in an awkward circumstance by somebody more youthful than you. On the off chance that you kill a mouse in your fantasy, purchasing another outfit implies you're going.

A mouse dream demonstrates that you will get interest, income, or gain. The fantasy about getting a mouse likewise connotes riches and perhaps scoring that sweepstakes. The fantasy of mice predicts issues with an accomplice, by and large in business, as well as monetary misfortune.

Dream about seeing a white mouse In the event that you see a white mouse in your fantasy, it means that a decent marriage. Assuming the mouse is running, you might go through the night alert. A caught mouse represents win over your foes. At the point when you see a mouse playing, you ought to anticipate an admirer. In the event that you kill mice in your fantasy, you might get great news and will actually want to dispose of unfortunate visitors in your home.

Dream about seeing a great deal of mice Dreaming about a great deal of mice predicts trouble because of a business exchange with a mate. Mice can likewise be a sign of yearning, a hid foe, or a stealing worker. On the off chance that the mice are dark, somebody in your family is looting you. Seeing mice in your fantasy is a positive sign for cash gains, all things considered. At the point when you see the mouse chomping on some food, you might anticipate a ton of bliss.

[elonmask909]

Global Subway Listens Customer Satisfaction Survey Sweepstakes

Globalsubways Survey -

One of the most well-known fast food businesses in the world, Subway is an American restaurant.

Have you ever experienced the positive effects that a healthy diet may have on your life? 

Have you been able to get only that from the subway?

This year may be the greatest time to make the necessary preparations and try out Subway's incredible food services and products if you share the same feelings of being stuck as everyone else and want to give it a try.

The good news is that you may win prizes and gifts by just participating in the Subway Listens Survey at subwaylistens.com.

The opportunities provided by subway are incredible. Do you know that as long as you continue to eat the absolutely tasty fast food items at subway, you can enter to win coupons and rewards? It may seem impossible, yet that is the reality.

Rules and Guidelines for the subway listens survey - subwaylistens.com

Rules & Regulations Survey conducted by Subway

You must make a purchase in order to take the survey.

To take the survey, a participant must be at least 18 years old.

Saudi Arabia, Bolivia, Venezuela, Kuwait, and the United Arab Emirates are not suitable survey locations.

The survey can only be completed once every seven days, and the receipt cannot be older than five days.

Only one individual each week is permitted entrance.

The participant must not have any other connection to the business other being a customer.

To claim the reward, the winner is contacted by phone or mail.

Regarding Subway

An American-based restaurant franchise called Subway serves cuisine. The majority of food products are produced by the corporation with expertise. One of the biggest and fastest-expanding franchises for fast food restaurants, it serves patrons from all over the world.

The company's expansion speaks volumes about the calibre of its goods and services. The organisation aims to provide the best experience of a satisfying dinner.

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2022

A Nothing Year

Stephen Jay Morris

12/24/2022

Scientific Morality©

Let’s see, what happened in the news this year? The Queen of England died. How old was she? 97 years old. Queen Elizabeth was around longer than I have been. That’s life! Oh, yeah. Russia invaded Ukraine. Another war! How unoriginal is that?! NASA sent a rocket and crew to circle the moon. Didn’t we do that in 1968? Kanye West spewed Anti-Semitic rhetoric. So did Farrakhan back in February 2018. The political Right in the USA wanted to install a Fascist regime. That almost happened during the FDR administration. Don’t believe me? Click here: Business Plot – Wikipedia. Then, there was the Covid pandemic. Still. That has shown me that a minority of Americans are, and always will be, in denial. Well, if you ask me, just let them suffer the consequences! What’s so tragically funny, however, is that their egos misled them to into this sort of bravado. It’s not because they are strong and tough but, in truth, they are just too indolent to put on a mask or click on a safety belt! “Fake patriots?” We got plenty o’ them, here in America! Other Americans in denial are Conservatives who say that racism no longer exists in the USA. Yeah, right! “We are the greatest county in the world!” Does that mean we are better than Israel? They’ve got Gay rights and affordable medicine. So on and so forth, ad nauseam!

My point is, nothing is new under the sun. America is not the best nation in the multiverse. Please don’t dole out the old ultimatum of love it or leave it! You know how much a passport costs? My passport expired over five years ago. It cost me 400 bucks! God knows how much it costs now! Well, I’ve got a slogan for you: “Woke America! Love it or leave it!”

America is great in one way: the way of making money here. You can make tons money by attacking your own people! Just sign up at some Conservative think tank. If you are Jewish, you attack Hollywood. If you are Black, you attack NBA fans. If you’re a pedophile, you accuse non-pedo’s of being child molesters. Man! I miss the days when the Conservatives accused everybody of being Communists! Now, they can’t think of any other insults, so they accuse their opponents of pedophilia.

How about Bitcoin? Do you remember the board game, “Monopoly?” Hasbro, the company who produced it, included fake money! Now, fake money is worth more than the Irish sweepstakes and Bitcoin is worth more than Confederate cash! It’s the 1970’s pyramid scheme all over again.

One good thing about 2022 is that MLB manager, Dusty Baker, won his first World Series Championship Ring at the age of 72! Too bad his team happened to be the Houston Astros.

So, how was 2022 for me? I had fun on the Internet. My health issues ranged from a lower abdominal hernia to chronic constipation. Every day, there’s something wrong with me! I always worry about having a second heart attack. Otherwise, I feel OK. We are experiencing a cold snap, here in the Catskills. Last night it hit bottom at minus 1 degree! Our upstairs toilet froze up. I hate that!

Our cats are 17½ years old! Both of them have kidney disease, however they are hanging in there. Nicky weighs less than 7 pounds! He vomits his breakfast sometimes. Out other cat, Sammy, has a slight heart murmur. He cares mainly about sleeping and eating. They are both very sweet.

One more, thing. If I were a betting man, I’d bet Trump will never see the inside of a jail. Too bad Trump wasn’t a Black man who was caught stealing bread for his starving family. If that were the case, he’d get the death penalty! Just remember, only the good die young. Trump will live to a ripe old age. Why? Don’t be stupid!

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

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