#EXTERMINATOR YAAAAY

[joffyworld]

Very well. With your permission, then... *goes into the ask box and torches up any anon spouting horny nonsense found*

YAAAAY WE HATH CLEANSED THEM, ALL HAIL THE EXTERMINATIONER-ERER

[harleehazbinfics]

Chapter 2: Dear Baby, kindness will take you a million miles.

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A/n: Chapter 2 yaaaay, i got fully immersed for this one hehehe Word Count: 1842

You wake up to your feather all sticking out in different directions and drool on the side of your beak. You stretched carefully with a loud yawn before closing your mouth in embarrassment from your unladylike behavior. You then try to straighten out your feathers and failing, making you huff. Your borrowed dress trains after you as you approached the vanity seeing your figure.

You were tall like most of the Goetia and was gifted features of an owl, you had tan feathers that almost look golden in the light. Your hair was the same, framing your body beautifully. You trace your talons across your cheek and sighed.

“If we’re starting a new life, we got to make the most of it now. Isn’t that right, darling?”  you laugh drily petting your tummy and stood tall. Your magic envelops you as your slowly turned into a human form.

Your human form wasn’t starkly different from your normal form. Just your hair, hands and legs turning more human like. This way, no one would ever notice you were ever part of the Goetia immediately.

After taking a bath, changing to new clothes. You followed the smell of pancakes down the hall. There you see Lucifer cooking breakfast in the kitchen with a ‘kiss the cook’ apron. You held back a laugh as you approached the kitchen island listening to him a hum a lively tune.

“Good morning, your majesty,” you greet him with a smile.

“Good morning!” he replies cheerfully before noticing his pancake burning, “Uh oh!”

He hastily plates the remaining pancakes and serves you the pancakes that had no burnt spots. You blush at his gesture and thank him quietly while picking up your utensils carefully and carefully cut the fluffy pancakes.

“Do you have any plans today, your majesty?” you ask him cautiously.

He chews and think with a hum before answering, “I might do some paperwork today. I’ve been holding off work for a while. I’m sure they’re all piled up by now.”

At the sound of the word papers, you perked up and replied, “Can I help you with them? I’m quite familiar with organizing and cataloguing. I-if that’s too much to ask, you can ignore me. I apologize.”

He furrows his eyebrows at your dejected look and huffs with a smile. Being in a quite unfamiliar place must be stressful for you, having him help you might do you some good and familiarize yourself with the structure of the city and at the same time keep your mind off things. Besides, you were part of the Goetia, you were more or less acquainted with the working of earth and how they reported to him.

“Of course, I don’t see why not you can’t,” he answers with a grin, easing you of your worries.

Your bright smile douses his broken heart with a calm he hasn’t felt in a while.

After breakfast, he takes you to his office. He wasn’t lying when he said it had piled up. Several towers of paper lined up from his table about waist high. However, the air here was heavy and stuffy. Lucifer rushes for the blinds and pushes open the windows.

“Sorry. I haven’t been here for a while,” Lucifer excuses with an apologetic smile as he uses his magic to immediately clean the room and pick up any stray pieces of paper from the ground and onto the nearest stack.

“It’s fine, your majesty. I don’t mind,” you assure him as you approached the stack of paper closest to you, “Should I start from here?”

“If you could. Just tell me if you feel tired. I’d hate to push you to work,” he answers while fretting over you which you found heartwarming to be cared for by this man.

You gave him a nod in appreciation. With his permission, you carried a good stack of papers and placed them on the coffee table by the couch and began your work.

Most of them were reports on the death counts for yearly exterminations and other communication letters from Heaven which were, not so friendly, a few being specifically addressed from an ADAM with rock sign on it.

There were also a few reports coming in from the different layers of hell. Yearly report on income, crime rates, destroyed buildings and a few notes on some disputes between the rulers of each ring.

It wasn’t boggling when you received the financial statements from the Greed Ring. Several of these assets were probably laundered or just manipulated in their favor with how unproportional their expenses were to the rest of their accounts.

Your movements come to a stop when you saw a familiar handwriting. With a heavy heart, you read your father’s name under his report on Earth about life of humans from impoverished areas. It made you smile sadly at how this was what your father reported on. He truly did have a soft-hearted soul. It made you wonder how your family was, after leaving the castle you didn’t send them any letters on where you were. The thought squeezed you heart from the guilt and grief of being away from your family for such a long time.

As if sensing your plummeted mood, a little duckie appeared in your desk with a little quack. You touched it with your finger before picking it up and squeezing it. Earning yourself an energetic wenk. You giggle under your breath and look at Lucifer, who looked right back with a worried look. You responded with a confident smile before returning to your work.

Days and weeks pass the same after that. Until eventually all the remaining reports only amounted to a reasonable stack on his desk. The other files were already sent away for review and auditing.

With a big stretch, you relieve yourself from the strain of sitting for days on end. You felt relieved and satisfied after completing your work. And just after a good work is done, Lucifer came into the office bringing in a tray of tea and pastries.

Your eyes gleamed in delight at the sight. You were now an avid fan of Lucifer’s baking and cooking skills, it as if he were gifted the hands of a culinary god. You took a bite of a scone before taking a sip of the tea he also brewed. The refreshing combo was truly phenomenal.

“I don’t think I can stress this enough, your majesty! You’re quite skilled in the kitchen!” you complemented him,

You were radiating with happiness that Lucifer couldn’t help but feel bashful to. It has been quite a long time since someone had complemented him for any of his skills. It felt invigorating to say the least.

“Thank you for your compliments. Truth be told, I was quite nervous to show off my cooking skills to you. I was afraid that it wouldn’t end up well,” he replies recalling his burnt pancake during your first morning here.

You giggled and answered, “I feel honored for the king of hell to worry about my palate. I must apologize however, I didn’t mean for you to be so troubled because of me.”

“Oh, there’s no need to apologize. I just wanted you to have a good experience while you were here,” he explains scratching his nape.

You gave him a grateful smile then replying, “Thank you. I am having a fun time here. I quite like the view from the rooftop. Though, I do miss the stars I suppose one can be amused by the chaos that happens in sinners’ day to day.”

He laughs awkwardly like an embarrassed teen mom being scrutinized for her rowdy kids. Since sinners were his subjects, he can’t help but feel responsible for their actions as though they represent him. Of course it wasn’t his fault.

“I’ve seen portraits of her everywhere. Is she your daughter?” you ask, changing the subject and motioning to the toddler in the family portrait.

He beams a proud smile and answers, “Yeah, she is. Her name’s Charlie.”

“You look so much alike,” you reply, “Where is she?”

“Ah, she’s with her mother. She took Charlie with her after we split,” he explains giving a longing look of their family portrait.

It made your heart squeeze thinking about how this man was missing his daughter so badly. He doesn’t seem to talk much about his wife, neither does he tell unpleasant stories about his wife. You guessed it was a reluctant parting, hoping they could fix it somehow.

“Do you still see her? Charlie?” you ask once again.

“Not for a while. It’s been 8 months since I’ve seen her,” he sighs imagining how his little princess would be right now.

“If it’s too presumptuous of me. I think you should call her. I’m sure she’s missing her dad,” you suggested cautiously.

His eyebrows merely furrowed, and his frown deepened, “What if she doesn’t? I haven’t seen her for such a long time. I don’t want her to hate me.”

You placed your hand on his shoulder to calm him down. He gazes into your eyes that shook from imagining scenarios in his head by himself.

“Just give her a call. I’m sure your wife will understand. It’s for your daughter after all,” you reasoned with him.

He releases a deep sigh and solemnly nods his head. He missed Charlie, and as much as it pained him to talk to Lilith again. There wasn’t anything he wouldn’t do for his daughter. So, he walked towards his desk and picks up his telephone.

“I’ll leave the room to you, your majesty. Call for me if you need anything,” you say as your stood up heaving your rounded stomach.

“Actually, (Y/n)? Could you... could you stay?” he whispers with much anxiety.

You looked at him surprised and asked once again for confirmation if he was sure about his decision for him to nod his head. Offering his hand for you to hold as he tries to face his fears. You took his hand and gave him an encouraging squeeze.

He closes his eyes and sucks in a breath before dialing the number he has memorized like the back his hand. You absent-mindedly held his hand as he did his business. The family portrait of 3 staring back at you made you feel queasy, did you overstep your boundary here? You were just a guest, but you wanted Lucifer to be happy with the family you’ve been longing for.

“Great! Saturday at 10, yeah?... Thanks for the time, Lilith,” he breathes out strained, however instead of replying she turned off the call.

After putting the phone down he pumps his fist in the air and yells, “YEAH! I’m going to see my daughter this Saturday~”

You laugh at his little song, you tinkling laugh catches his attention. Giving you a soft warm smile and thanking you, “Thank you, (y/n). I wouldn’t have mustered the courage without you.”

“Well, I’m proud of you for taking the chance,” you reply nudging his shoulder.

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[yumapii]

[Event Story] Sweet Trick Trap [3/12]

Parts 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12

Female Student A: Hey, someone said that bee can kill people, how scary… 

Senri: ( Hmm? ) 

Female Student B: Because of Jin-sama’s dislike for bugs, the school has been a thoroughly bug-free environment so far… how did this happen? 

Female Student A: What should we do if another bee appears? 

Senri: ( Th-this situation! ) 

// The girls are adorably trembling with fear. They should be protected from the heinous creatures that assault the weak - the bees! // 

Senri: ( What character is lacking from the scene right now? ) 

Senri: ( Easy peasy! It’s the Ikemen ally of justice that banishes evil! ) 

Senri: Hey it’s okay, you don’t need to fear the bees. 

Female Students: Er, erm, you are…? 

Senri: I’m a 1st Year Special Course student, Nito Senri. 

Chizuru: Nito-san, on what grounds do you say “it’s okay”? 

Senri: Well, I’ve been pretty good at bug extermination since I was a child. I’m good at finding their nests and stuff. 

Senri: ( That’s a lie though♪ ) 

Jin: Ho. Nito, it seems like you are quite a clever chap. 

Senri: ( Oooooo! Looks like not only the girls, but our great Dorm Leader has also noticed me! ) 

Senri: Yup! I’ll put all my efforts into cooperating with the bee extermination in this school! 

Chizuru: ….. 

Jin: This month-end we will be conducting the yearly school-wide fumigation. The Insect Countermeasure Branch from earlier will be assisting in the preparations. 

Senri: ( This person really hates bugs… ) 

Jin: However, risk management is also part of the job. Knowing that the bees are dangerous, instead of waiting until the end of the month, we should eliminate them without a second’s delay. 

Jin: Nito, once you’ve identified something, report it immediately. 

Senri: Roger that! 

Jin: I have high expectations. 

Jin: Chizuru, let’s go. 

Chizuru: Yes, Jin-san. 

// Black Dorm’s Dark Master-Servant combi walk away, and the gazes of everyone in the canteen (particularly the girls’) fall onto me. // 

Female Student A: Jin-sama was talking to that boy. 

Female Student B: Now that I get a good look, he’s actually kinda cute. 

Senri: ( Yaaaay, that’s a good start. And now I gotta use a Special Move. ) 

// I deliberately turn at an angle to present my cutest image, and slant my head a little. // 

Senri: I’ll definitely do it somehow so please relax? 

// “Special Move! Killer Wink” - the girls’ cheeks are dyed red like strawberries. // 

[scene change: classroom] 

// With an elbow on the window frame, I take a hafuu Breath Of Pheromone. // 

Female Student A: Ah! Senri-kun is looking out from the window! We’re supporting you so good luck with the bee hunting, okay~! 

Female Student B: Next time I’ll bring some refreshments. 

Senri: Thank you! I’ll definitely work hard to protect your cute smiles! 

Female Students: Kya-! Even though he’s cute, he’s kinda cool~! 

Senri: hafuu 

Takaomi: That’s disgusting, idiot. 

Senri: Pu. Right now I’m the King of Popularity. I’m basically guaranteed to be a H4 member. 

Senri: Unpopular-maru Unpopular-omi-kun’s vilification sounds as insignificant as a bee’s buzzing to me~ Bzz Bzz Bzzzzz♪ 

Takaomi: I’m gonna knock out your teeth… 

Yuma: That’s a long nickname. 

Touji: Nito-kun, it’s been a few days since your declaration at the canteen but, I feel like I haven’t seen you take any action in that regard… Though that could just be me… 

Yuma: Me neither. Although I’ve seen more bees around campus. 

Senri: That amount of bees is natural, right? Since even bugs are living creatures. 

Touji: Meaning…? 

Senri: Once the season changes, they will naturally disappear ♪ 

Touji: What?! Then what about your investigation? Does that mean you don’t intend to see through to your task? 

Yuma: There might really be a nest within the school. 

Senri: It’s okay, it’s okay. 

Touji: I will not accept that attitude, Nito-kun! 

Touji: You have to properly finish the tasks you’ve undertaken. That’s the 1503rd rule in the Harimiya Family Motto! 

Senri: Bwut I’m from the Nito Family so it doesn’t count. 

Touji: Even still you are my friend. Paying lip service, taking advantage of the masses’ emotion, and being negligent in your actions, have you no shame?! 

Senri: Hari is too serious~. I’m sure the bees are just a coincidence. After all, there’s no way there’s actually a nest in school. 

Touji: This is… what they call “praying to deaf ears”. 

Takaomi: This shitty stupid rabbit. 

Senri: ( Everyone’s just jealous that I’m popular ♪ Mufufu )

[letsaskeddsworld]

im so sleep deprived i forgot the tmi thursday last week, I'm-

-WHEEZE- what is sleep anyway- Real sorry for being stupidly lazy, lmao~ I'm being so worried about my exams that I completely neglected sleep, so I could have more time to study and re-draw the pics for this blog that my drawing app decided to exterminate, yaaaay~ -mod azzy the failing queen

[cirnosenki]

Cirno Senki Chapter 2 (Part 6)

-- In the forest outside of the village...

Cirno : Ah, here you are !

Geez, what are we doing, stopping at this plaaace ? Let's go ahead already ??

Sunny : Hm ? What, Cirno ?

Cirno : W-What is what !!?

Daiyousei : Now now, Cirno-chan, calm down...

You three, what are you doing at such a place ?

Luna : Well, we're a bit curious about this.

Daiyousei : “This” ?

Cirno : Ah, that's true. There's a weird house.

Star : Geez... Why did you tell them so easily, Luna... ?

If we're so many, we'll get caught no matter what we do.

Daiyousei : “What we do”... ? Don't tell me...

Sunny : That's right ! We're gonna sneak inside !!

Cirno : That looks fun ! I'll join as well !!

Star : As I said, why are you telling them so easily !!?

Sunny : Since they caught us, we can't hide it anymore.

I think it makes things easier if we tell them rather than lie about it.

Star : … I'm not that kind of person who uses force, so if you're good with it, I don't mind.

Daiyousei : Sneak inside... T-That's surely sound a little fun and exciting but...

Isn't it dangerous ?

Luna : It's okay. If we don't make a blunder, we won't get easily caught.

Daiyousei : O-Okay... In that case...

Star : I don't think you're in a best position to say that, Luna.

Luna : Shut up...

Sunny : Anyway ! Now that it's settled, let's start sneaking in right away !!

Luna, Star, do the usual, please.

And, you two other there ! Don't do anything weird or we're gonna get caught !!

Daiyousei : Yes, we'll be careful.

Cirno : Count on me !

Now now, let's begin the assault !!

Sunny : … ! Hey, you ! We aren't prepared yet, so don't start the assault !!

Star : … As I thought, it was a bad idea to tell those two about it...

-- Inside the strange house...

Luna : Wow ~ Amazing ! There are various things kept inside !!

Star : Books... Keys... Skeletons ? … I wonder what is this... A bullet ?

Sunny : Uwah, there's even medicine ! That looks painful ~

But I wonder why are there so many items placed here.

Cirno : Hey, look, look ! This huge axe ! It looks strong !!

Daiyousei : This is... Could this place be a store ?

Star : A store ?

Hmm, it surely looks like a store, but... Aren't the items they sell too much mixed up ?

Besides...

Sunny : Who would come to buy at such a remote place ?

Luna : Hmm... Will they etablish a business with the village by selling bad-looking items... ?

Cirno : Bad-looking items ? Like what ?

Luna : For example... Items that look like they're possessed by a ghost.

Daiyousei : Eh ?

Star : Ah, there may be that.

Perhaps the axe Cirno's holding is possessed.

Cirno : ………

I-I-I'm not s-scared of ghosts ! Because I'm...

Sunny : You say that but it looks like your legs are trembling.

Daiyousei : C-Cirno-chan... ?

Cirno : … I-I'm not scared ! I'm not scared of ghosts at all !!

Star : (Luna ! Get behind Cirno !)

Luna : (Okay !)

Sunny : You show a lot of courage ~ ♪ But I wonder what you're going to do if a ghost really comes out ~ ♪

Cirno : T-There's no ghosts ! Generally, they're always...

Luna : BOOOOOOOOOO !!

Cirno : HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !?!?!?!?

*Cirno starts to move around and bumps into things

Daiyousei : Eeh !? Cirno-chan !?

Sunny : Wah, this is bad !!

Star : Eh !? Wait, why are you crawling like that !?

Cirno : Ouch ouch ouch... What are you doing, geez ~ !?

Daiyousei : Cirno-chan, stop moving !!

Cirno : Eh ? Why ? Why ?

Luna : Awawawawa....

Star : (N-Now's the chance... !)

Cirno : I’m moving, what's going oooon ?

*Cirno continues to mess up the store

Sunny : A-As she said, stop moving !!

Cirno : I’m moving, what's behind me... ?

Luna : Sunny ! Quick ! Hold her down !!

Sunny : No need to ask me... !

Daiyousei : Aah, we won't make it in time... !

*bump

Sunny : Ah.

*lots shelves ans items falling

Cirno : Gyaaaaa !?

Luna : Waaaaaah !?

Daiyousei : C-Cirno-chaaaaaaan !!

Sunny : Ah ~ ah...

Rinnosuke : … Well. Are there any excuses you want to give me ?

Luna : There's none.

Rinnosuke : Do you even know what you should say ?

Daiyousei : We're sorry...

Rinnosuke : Phew... What about the two ones other there ?

Sunny : ………

Cirno : I-I did nothing wrong !!

Daiyousei : Cirno-chan ! Don't say that, you must apologize properly !!

Cirno : It's her the bad one, she surprised me !!

Rinnosuke : Isn't it a bad thing to sneak into someone's house wilfully ?

Cirno : No one can stop my curiosity !

Sunny : Luna, silence her.

Luna : Okay.

Cirno : ～～～♪

…… ??

ーーー！！！！！

Rinnosuke : … Good grief, when it comes to fairies, it really can't be helped. Because they don't know a thing about discipline.

Even if we tell them “Do not do this kind of thing ever again”, it's no use.

Luna : H-Hey... Are we going to receive a scary punishment, by any chance... ?

Sunny : Uuh... I don't want that...

Daiyousei : We're sorry, we're sorry. We won't do this anymore.

Rinnosuke : I don't know if what you say is true or a joke...

Hmm... that's right. Some time ago, I heard something interesting from this ice fairy.

Cirno : ……… ?

Daiyousei : From Cirno-chan ?

Luna : What did she say ?

Sunny : “I'm the strongest” ?

Daiyousei : She always say that, but she didn't say it now...

Rinnosuke : I think it was... “My curiosity can't be controlled by anyone”. In other words...

A house built in such a remote place. Foreign-looking items lined up inside.

You all were interested in them. There is no way to suppress that curiosity.

Heh, it can't be helped. Then, you can buy anything you like.

If you have legitimate means to buy them, I won't blame you.

Luna : Legitimate means ?

Rinnosuke : An equivalent exchange. In other words, money.

If you have a form of solid trading, I don't mind you buying anything you like. I shall also repair the tools you have broken.

As I said, keep in mind to not sneak inside and act violent ever again.

Daiyousei : Okay ! If this can make you forgive us... !

Rinnosuke : I didn't say I forgive anyone.

Sunny : Eh ?

Rinnosuke : The shelves and goods are turned over. Clean and tidy up until the store is back to what it looked like originally.

Otherwise... I will bottle you and hand you over to the youkai exterminators.

Luna : B-Bottle us... ?

Daiyousei : We'll clean up ! We'll fix everything !! So, don't say such scary things...

Rinnosuke : I'm glad you understand. Because I wouldn't want to do that either if I could.

Sunny : E-Everyone ! Let's clean this place, quick ! So he would forgive us !!

Luna : Y-Yes !!

Cirno : ～～～！！～～！　……！！

～～～～～～～！！！！

Daiyousei : … Luna-chan. Can you keep her muted like this for a little while ?

Luna : Yes... That sounds good...

Cirno : ーーーーーー！！！！！

*the fairies leave the shop after cleaning

Sunny : Phew ~ W-We were saved...

Star : You all had a bad time, huh.

Daiyousei : I was thinking of what would happen to us, but... It ended well, anyway...

Cirno : Ugh ~~ ! And I was going to beat that guy !!

Daiyousei : Cirno-chan. This person doesn't looked like he was just an human, so I think it's best to not do such a thing.

Cirno : Grrr...

Sunny : Well, Star ? Why are you joining us like nothing happened ?

Luna : Ah, now that you say it... !

That's unfair, Star. You sneaked out of this place all alone.

Star : D-Don't say that ! I thought about going to call for help...

Luna : Nobody came to help us.

Star : T-That's because... I didn't know who I should ask for help...

But I looked and looked, you know ? I went here and there searching for those youkais from before.

I don't know where they are, though... Snif...

Luna : H-Hey, don't cry. It's not your fault.

Sunny : They left other here...

Sigh... But anyway, I'm glad we could return safely.

I wonder if we should go to the shop as customers from now on, like the owner said ?

Daiyousei : Yes, you're right.

I don't want to make him angry again.

Sunny : True. Sigh...

Daiyousei : … Huh ? Hey, Cirno-chan. What are you holding ?

Cirno : Hm ? This ??

Hehehe ~ ♪ I was angry with that guy so I brought this from his place ♪

Sunny : Uwah ! That's supposed to be my role...

Luna : What did you bring ?

Cirno : Dunno !

Star : … But it's a nice-looking item.

Since this is our chance, let's bring it with us.

Daiyousei : Is this alright if we don't return it ? Because if we get caught...

Star : I think he'll get more angry if we go back to return it.

Daiyousei : Isn’t it the opposite ?

Sunny : It's fine, it's fine ! We'll regret it if we leave this here. We take it, take it !!

Cirno : Hehehe ~ ♪ That's a battle item !!

So, if we get good items, we'll be victorious !

Sunny : Yaaaay ! Because even if we fall, we will just get up !!

Daiyousei : Hmm... Is it alright... like this... ?