#EVERYONE SAY CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
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is that piece of media actually bad, or is it just not following the blueprint you projected onto it? is that work actually not good, or are you just demanding something from it that is absolutely antithetical to its themes, genre, tone, and narrative goal? is that story actually poorly written, or do you just dislike that it is not the specific things you wanted from it that it never set out to be, never was, and never is going to become? is it actually bad, or is it actually well-executed and you just dislike the story it chose to be because it isn't catering to your specific desires and expectations?
#This was prompted by a specific thing but it is also about dozens and dozens of things#Former Prime Queue-sector of the Trust#ETA: Everyone going “XYZ is actually bad” like congratulations I wasn't saying stuff can't be bad.#I was saying that you should ask yourself these questions first bc sometimes it's just not to your sensibility.#ETA 2: now that it's been months and this is going around again while certain conversations happen in other fandoms I'm in#It's good to clarify what specifically set off this post even tho it applies to many things. But this was about someone#saying Midst is thematically and narratively incoherent bc it wasn't “everyone is miserable forever and nobody gets better” like they wante
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to celebrate pride i want everyone to remember that sarge gave simmons bottom surgery and gave his ovaries to donut
#everyone lets say thank you for your service to sarge#and congratulations on a successful transition to simmons#red vs blue#rvb#rvb sarge#rvb simmons#pride
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stares at you like this
#for my friend castor i love You#everyone say congratulations on his t3 yaaay yaaaaaay#asahina mafuyu#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#rexs art xp
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hell yeah
#no one is doing it like them#i was gonna act cool and just be like banger post what else is there to say and write nothing else but like. No.#thinking about how incredibly intricate sashannarcys relationship w each other is in a realistic standpoint#bc this is really just. the experience isnt it. theyre just a girl#crazy how intertwined they are to each other crazier how they go bck to one another regardless of drifting apart#well. not crazy per say but you know what i mean.#in the heart of it all the three of them really do just feel like the most well written trio of characters ive ever seen. even outside of#the ship itself. they mean so much to each other. whats craziest is how matt based it on his own relationships 😭 imagine airing all#that out for the world to see. and to make it a 'love letter' to that person that was the anne boonchuy in his friend group. even crazier#everyone say congratulations amphibia for being the only show about amphibia
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The first wedding in this entire playthrough!! Congratulations to Jut and Beau, I'm so happy for them <3 <3 <3

They wasted ZERO time making good use of their newfound ability to share a bed, and I'm glad they seem to be enjoying themselves. Good for them.

It has been TWO MINUTES
Beau is almost fifty years old and has a fertility percentage of less than two!!! How they managed this on their first try, I'll never be able to wrap my head around. Good job, you guys. Maybe go easy on it from now on, yeah?

I think Beau might be the first colonist I've ever had who was happy about being pregnant. Everyone else was always grumpy about it. I'm happy for her, too!
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#rimworld#gracie plays#A Mechanitor's Message#art#my art#traditional art#rimworld art#congratulations to the newly wedded couple#it was a lovely ceremony#the Jones boys are delighted to have their throne room as a venue I'm sure#I was not expecting them to conceive#HOPING for sure#but I didn't think it would ever happen with Beau's fertility being so low#everyone say “thank you Randy”#I wonder if creepjoiner jr. will have hair or not?#both their parents are bald#one because genie#and I assume Jut was scalped or something when he was in the cult he escaped from#so maybe the baby will get hair#I can't wait to find out!!#are genie or sanguophage genes inheritable?#suppose I'll find that out too#I'm so excited!!!#have a wonderful day everyone <3 <3 <3
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Its also very funny being able to tell who grew up with money and who didnt with how they react to vi dating a rich girl. Like. thats the poor person dream are you kidding. Thats literally the escapist fantasy. Moving out of your shitty town to live with a rich spouse??? Motherlode
#‘what would ekko think’ tbh hed probably congratulate her#i mean given he understands that caitlyn is on his side#but like. shit. if my childhood friend found a hot rich spouse? id be begging for the pool key bro#wed be drinkin to that shit#arcane#caitvi#its just so funny. people talk so much to say nothing#brother i actually grew up poor. shut up#everyone wants to be an activist but no one wants to listen to the people theyre ‘defending’ LOL#i KNOW vi hates spending money though. i know she hates it and feels guilty#caitlyn was the kid with the trampoline that vi was so fucking ljealous of
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day nine of cringetober is rarepair, and there is truly nothing rarer or cringier than a canon/oc pairing. so here's gemini!donnie and the stupid cat he ends up with, sorrelshine, who y'all have briefly met before. they're the first person donnie befriends once they're no longer living under big mama's thumb, and they do, in fact, eventually become an item down the line because i'm a fucking sucker for that shit.
(they also eventually have a pair of oopsie babies, and sorrelshine argues SOOO hard to get to give them traditional bakeneko-styled names like their own)
(... an arguement which they eventually win.)
#they look like turtles but they are so cat-coded#lake and marsh#i just like giving everyone warrior cat names it makes me fucking happy#also leo and usagi eventually get together as well and someday also have a kid#but the difference is 1) they do it on purpose 2) they have a singleton#rather than twins like donnie and sorrel do#and donnie gives leo SUCH SHIT for it#absolutely rubs it in his face#“OH JUST ONE? JUST ONE BABY... OH WHAT A SHAME...”#“NOT VERY ON BRAND...”#“BIT OF A COP-OUT DEAR BROTHER I MUST SAY... ONLY ONE....? TSK TSK...”#and leo is like “can u plz just congratulate me like a normal person”#cringetober#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt oc#rottmnt au#gemini au#fidgetwing#tmnt 2018#tmnt 2k18#sorrelshine
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As per Tumblr recommendation, I started Kevin can fuck himself yesterday. I see people comment on how the sitcom part makes it look the way people see an abuser and how the abuse can be disguised. People think he is just a funny guy and the abuse goes unnoticed. I personally see it otherwise, although it's similar.
People know he is an asshole. He spends a whole episode being mean to the new neighbours just because. He meets a dangerous guy at a bar, in public. He is an alcoholic who throws weird parties with lots of other people at home. Patty's boyfriend tells her twice in the 3 or 4 conversations we see that he is an idiot. People know, and people avoid him.
And his bubble know, but they justify it and excuse it. And that's the sitcom. The sitcom is the theater of excuses Allison has (and then other characters too) about his behaviour.
"Can you believe it? We were in our anniversary, such a fun party, we were both super drunk and I don't know how it ended, that I was face down on the floor and the table was broken! Anniversa-rager we call it lol"
"He is such a clumsy guy that just as I was leaving the house, you won't believe that I don't know how he managed to cover me in chilli sauce! What a silly goose!"
"He is so helpless without me, he couldn't find the printer and he called me all day because he needed me to explain to him how to work it. And he worries too! He called the cops because he didn't know where I was, maybe I forgot to tell him".
The conversations with her coworker about husbands help drive this point. That's what mariage is. You find ways to justify it and to avoid certain fights and that's it. We got lucky.
But he did all these things on purpose. And the unreliable narrator of the sitcom makes the joke of it and makes the audience consider that maybe it isn't *that bad*. Allison needs to believe that's what it is, so it is. It really isn't that bad, she thinks, he is just like that.
And we can actually see the worrying things and the threatening parts from minute one. It's only a joke because we have been trained to dismiss it. To justify it and to move on. He isn't doing any heavy lifting here.
In episode 1, just the fact that he ends up standing on the table (when she doesn't want him to even put glasses on without protection) says a lot. But then the table breaks and he fixes it poorly and visibly. It would be bad enough just like this, but I personally think there is more to it. It's just that Allison doesn't want to speak about it or look at it so it is just the table, but it's the switch that turns on for her, the last drop. But she did end face down on her living room, on top of the broken table. It's a very elegant narrative tool where we don't see, but if we wanted to see, it's there.
And the more she notices, the more off-putting the sitcom is. It's still played as a joke, with the laugh track, but she is more aware now, so we can notice too.
We start the series with her turning point, but if the series started a year before that, it would only be happening in her house, as it is her life, her only frame of reference, and it would only be a sitcom because isn't he such a clumsy but caring guy?
#kevin can fuck himself#I have so many thoughts about this series#I have 2 examples of the top of my head of social situations that reflect on this sitcom idea#1 of them when she finally divorced him everyone in the village congratulated her#nobody liked him. he created trouble wherever he went. he had felony charges all over the place.#there was not much anybody could do. His sisters (not hers. HIS) came years before to tell her to divorce him and still#people knew. he didn't charm anybody. he didn't pretend he was the perfect husband#and another one was much less violent but things had to be as he liked them when he liked them where he liked them#I was in that group of friends for 3 months and left because it was boring but also because there was nothing for me to do#he didn't have a job yet his wife had to cook after work for all his friends in the day we all met#a long time friend of his barely came to his dinners and said that he only hang out with him at bars where he could get drunk#because he couldn't stand him while not drunk#so his wife would be isolated from many people because many of the people who used to hang out with him just didn't want to be there#I don't know if she had her own friends#this is just to say: people know and the victim is still isolated because eventually there is nothing people can do#there is no hollywood solution to it#and: the victim is isolated even when there is people to chat with them and help them out#the victim isolates themself. The abuser isolates them on purpose. and the whole situation is very difficult to handle from the outside.
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my diabolical bug fables au where Leif’s cordyceps imprints onto zasp like a baby bird because he is the only bug to have ever treated it normally and after discovering what it is in snakemouth lab it realizes. hey. I can infect any moth I want can’t I. wonder what that could be useful for
#OK HI ITS MORE COMPLICATED THEN THAT BUT I HAVE A TEN IMAGE LIMIT 💔💔💔#AND I HAD TO GET THIS DONE QUICK BC I HAVE ONE MILLION OFHER ART IDEAS. ANYWAY.#it’s not just toxic one sided bug yaoi the cordyceps Also infects Leif’s family and. pretty much every moth#to the point all the moths in Bugaria are just one hivemind#it sounds like it’s just a Cordyceps But Evil au but it’s not lmao the cordyceps has its. reasons. no matter how bad they are#‘hmmm if I infect muze I will learn what it is like to have a child to love.’#‘hmmm if I infect tod I can learn what being innocent feels like’#‘hmmm if I can infect hawk I can look cool as hell’#basically it is trying to learn how to be Normal in the worst way possible#I’m not doing a good job describing it but u wanna draw more for it so bad waaahhhh 🥀🥀#oh yeah and obviously it infects mothiva lmao killing two birds with one stone#get the annoying girl out of the way and have a hot wasp bf? now that’s a win win#art#bug fables#leif bug fables#bug fables spoilers#bf leif#zasp bug fables#bug fables mothiva#bug fables zasp#leif bf#zasp bf#perfect host au#<thag is the name wow#i have successfully unlearned shame everyone congratulate me#(/lh but also I like how I was able to fully get into fandom culture recently cause I was always too scared of being ‘cringe’ to 🥀🥀)#no such thing as cringe. go my fungus yaoi#is it yaoi if you’re technically a gender#sorry my cat licked my screen and made the tag end too early#is it yaoi if you’re technically a genderless parasite infecting a woman. I do not know. sure let’s say it is
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𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 & 𝔞𝔩𝔴𝔞𝔶𝔰 🍷🕯️🥀
#everyone say congratulations mr. & mrs. goth 👏#ahhh happy simblreen! this might be my last sims post for now im sobbinggg#i still got so much school stuff to finish i only had an excuse to play cause i got sick lmaoo;;;;#but i miss playing sims sm u have no idea ackkkssg 😭#ts4#the sims 4#c:viola blackman#c:alexander goth#simblreen#mg;pm#Spotify
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First Ornament on the Tree commemorative photograph !!
#just had our first son everyone say congratulations#sam x farmer#sam sdv#kent sdv#jodi sdv#vincent sdv#sdv#stardew valley#fanart#digital art#art#my art#itssomek
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IM UNEMPLOYEDDDD
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mindflayer top surgery is so epic
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weñl since I'm new to the AU and already ate every post.... Could you drop some lore of The Prototype and his link to the toys? (especially with Catnap seeing as how he recently calls him "dad" but I wonder how before he allowed Theo to consider him a God and worship him)
For my AU, the Prototype was originally Elliot Ludwig himself. He had an adopted daughter and lost her due to an illness, and then had the brilliant idea to start dubiously ethical experiments in order to bring her back. He eventually volunteered himself to be the first human to become a toy, only to realize, far too late, that without him in charge mr. Harley "what is ethics if not another rule to break in the name of SCIENCE" Sawyer would go "what if i broke every single rule Elliot ever imposed on me". Also I have adopted @lassieposting's hc about Elliot being a military veteran, which is important for this because now this man feels like he, once again, is seeing a tragedy that should have never existed at ALL.
Prototype took care of little Theo/Catnap as if he were his own son (also taken from lassieposting because good headcanons are GOOD headcanons), and after the Hour of Joy and him realizing that the toys can't go outside without risking even more death and people hunting them, he taught Catnap how to hunt. After he learned how to look after himself Catnap became more independent, and Theo was always a kind of religious boy, and that combined with him seeing Prototype as a hero made him undergo the biggest catholic moment in the history of Playtime Co.
Prototype doesn't like being called a god, but Catnap doing that did help him impose more rules on the toys ("don't go outside so humans won't find us and capture us again", "don't torture each other even if you are really hungry", "if you see a human kill it and give it to me so we can all have food"). Unfortunately their distance grew as time went on, and Prototype just. Never actually tried doing anything to stop Catnap from being like That. Again, it was helping him, and he sees Catnap as the child he failed to protect, and he just never knew how to address the elephant in the room. This entire situation was 100% Prototype's fault for not attempting to sit down with Catnap and tell him to cut it off.
Prototype has a trillion communication issues, honestly. For this AU he helped deliver Poppy's call for help to the Player/Angel, not that she knew that, because he decided that everyone had enough. He wanted someone to save the toys, even if by "saving" it meant "killing them off", because Prototype figured it was better than being alive in that nightmare.
And then Angel saved Huggy, throwing Prototype's whole plan away.
And then Bunzo, the mini huggies, PJ Pug-a-Pillar, and then Mommy Long Legs, and then Miss Delight and Dogday, and then Catnap, even when the big feline begged Prototype to end his suffering. The Angel took care of all of them. They never dared leave anyone behind.
Prototype changed his plan for it to just be for him to die, because he caused everyone to become a toy. He deserved that fate more than anyone, at least in his eyes.
And then Angel convinced him to live. The deal they made was for Prototype to help them take care of everyone and stop anyone from ever find all the documentation about how the experiments were done, and only just enough info for the humans outside to know the toys are alive and were previously innocent children. After Angel finds a bigger house, Catnap convinces Prototype to come in with them, and he reluctantly agrees.
It'll be really funny when Angel realizes Poppy was Elliot's daughter, because our favorite porcelain doll does NOT know Elliot is the Prototype. Actually, NO ONE knows that, not even Catnap himself. When Angel finds out they DEMAND Prototype to talk to Poppy because what the HECK, you already failed to communicate with one kid and now you fail to communicate with ANOTHER?
Anyways, family drama aside, Angel and Prototype unironically make a very good parent duo. Prototype knows how the toys work, while Angel knows how to be gentle and assuring. They teach the other a lot about what to do, but the majority of the toys are too afraid to talk with Prototype to learn that he's Father Material If You Ignore The Communication Issues. Catnap can confirm!
#poppy playtime#experiment 1006#poppy playtime prototype#poppy playtime angel#poppy playtime player#poppy worldwide#save everyone au#there's so many jokes about angel and prototype being parents that i thought about#esp after catnap starts calling angel mom when everyone knows he calls prototype his dad#poppy straight up says “oh congratulations on officially being called mom by everyone!!!!! please don't refer to prototype as our dad”#angel: “how about i do that”#poppy: “HE'S NOT MY DAD! YOU ARE MY DAD AND MY MOM!”#(two weeks later and they discover prototype is indeed poppy's dad)#(cue to angel saying “can i say i told you so?” (they never told her so)
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please tell me you're still a he/him lesbian it's the only thing that keeps me going
nothing ever changed about me i just like injecting things into my bloodstream with a huge needle
#ask tag#unrelated but thank you to everyone who's saying congratulations which i assume is because you think i got it through legal means#i didn't#also please find another thing that keeps you going this is bad for both of us
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I'm like if a girl was a femme who is a bar certified lawyer 🥰🥰🥰
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