#ES!IBVS errormare

[sleepyfan-blog]

hewwows!! may i request some more es!nedwarvin please? (im on pc again so you should see this?) ovo

fandom: ES!IBVS by @onebizarrekai

characters and pairing: Edward Quinton, Nevin Jovel, ES!IBVS Muffet

warnings: food

word count: 1,351

Summary: Edward and Nevin are on a date - although where Ed hasn’t said yet.

tagslist: @anxiety-is-married-to-depression @angelofthehalfmoon @trainwreck-of-skeletons @hisame-amadashi​ @therandomskelekey @capisnotonfire

“So where is it again that you’re taking me?” Nevin asked, a small pout appearing on his face as he tried to gently poke his boyfriend into telling him just where and what it was that the other had planned.

The young werewolf grinned and shook his head “I hadn’t told you where we were going. It’s a surprise Nevin! … you like good surprises, don’t you?”

“I… I guess I do. I just haven’t had very many of those recently. Although dating you has been one of the best surprises to date. I thought I hated you at first… Mostly because you were a pompous asshole, but you were able to worm you way into my heart pretty tenaciously… That and you helped me figure out what I needed after… After The Bite. I don’t know what would have happened if you hadn’t helped me.” Nevin responded, sighing a little and shuddering. He still had the occasional nightmare of draining his grandma or Drew completely, unable to stop himself from killing them, as the bloodlust had driven him completely nuts until the thirst had died down.

“I… I don’t know either. But I hope that you would have managed to figure out what was happening to you before you seriously hurt anyone.” Edward responded, gently grabbing one of his boyfriend’s hands and squeezing gently. He was well aware of the other’s fears. “I’ll help you out in whatever ways I can, babe. Oh, and close your eyes. We’re nearly there!”

Nightmare sighed, closing his eyes as he noticed that Error wouldn’t move until he capitulated. He felt a little bit silly, but Error’s warm hand in his helped him feel better as the two of them continued walking.

The young vampire heard the tinkle of a bell overhead, and a warm, cheerful voice called out “Ah, hello Edward. Back again for some sweets for you and your brother? Who’s your friend?”

Error gently nudged Nightmare in the side and answered cheerfully “This is my boyfriend, Nevin! I brought him here ‘cause he’s a vampire and he’s never been inside this place before. And yeah, everything here is safe for you to eat - and will actually fill you up!”

Nevin’s eyes widened as he looked around the cozy little shop - it appeared to be a combination of a bakery and a chocolate shop… And everything looked so good. Part of him wanted to rush over to the glass counter and press his hands against the table top and smush his face against it like a kid, but he resisted the temptation. “The… The food here does look really good. Is this where you got those blood-chocolates from for our date a couple of weeks ago?”

Edward nodded, grinning brightly “Yup, sure is!”

The young vampire’s eyes lit up as he looked at everything with renewed interest. He paused for a moment, frowning a little bit “I… I don’t see a cost associated with everything. How do you know how much you’re going to pay for, if you don’t know the price of the items?”

The spider-shifter chuckles behind the counter, her eyes shining merrily “Ahuhuhu~! This one is very clever, dearie! I don’t generally ask for human money - most of the things that I need to make these delicious treats are magical in nature, and require… Other things. Eddie here tells me that you’ve got quite the eye for rare and precious things. Were you the one who found that wild field of magical berries early this month?”

“Yeah… Why? I’ve always been good at finding things. He was really excited when I brought him there. Ran home and back again with these huge buckets - as many of the berries as were ripe that we could physically lift and carry.” Nevin responded, tilting his head a little bit, still confused by what that meant.

“You see, your boyfriend here has been holding out on me - trading me pints of berries in exchange for quite a bit of that ice cream that his baby brother loves, along with chocolates and other sweet things… I suspect he has more of those berries to trade for whatever you want here. Barter is generally used in our world, dearie.” The woman behind the counter explained with a bright smile “Call me Muffet - I also have savory things - loaves of bread, rolls, sandwiches that would be discrete if you are interacting with humans regularly… And I’ve recently figured out how to make pizza for my discerning customers.”

“Ed…” Nevin murmured as he stared at the pizza - it wasn’t like his grandma’s pizza - which was objectively The Best… But it was pizza and  his mouth was watering just looking at it. Also those cinnamon rolls were calling his name too.

“Go on, order what you like. Those berries that you found and we collected will cover the cost of pretty much anything that you want.” Error encouraged with a grin “And yeah, I’ve been wanting to try the pizza since she first came out with it.”

Nightmare nodded, looking over each of the items and deciding what he wanted to try with care - not wanting to ask for a lot all at once - besides, what if he only liked some of what she made? “Cool - want to split a slice of every different kind of pizza that she has? It should be enough for the two of us. Oh! And I really want to try one of those cinnamon rolls.”

“Sounds really good to me - I’d also recommend a scoop of her ice cream - all of them are great.” Error encouraged with a small grin. “I’ll have one of the caramel pecan-praline, please?”

“Sure thing, dearie. And you, do you want ice cream? The flavors are on the board.” The other - Muffet, as her ID tag proclaimed her to be - asked of Nightmare.

“Uhh… The double vanilla scoop - with the cinnamon roll, please? And maybe a little bit of that sea salt and orange caramel sauce on the side?” The young vampire decided after a moment, nodding a little.

“Sure thing - twelve pints of those berries, please.” Muffet responded “And before you start to argue with me, you two are getting rather a lot of food, Eddie, dear.”

The werewolf scowled a little, huffing a bit and shifting from side to side. He growls for a moment “Eight at most. We’re only getting six slices of pizza, two scoops of ice cream and a cinnamon roll. Don’t think you can overcharge because Nev is here.”

“So you’re not getting the four-dozen blood pops that your baby brother loves so much? I was including that in the price, dearie.” Muffet responded back with a slightly sharp smile.

“… Fuuuck, of course I am. Twelve it is.” Edward grumbled, carefully pulling out the small boxes of berries and setting them on the counter, double counting before pushing them to Muffet “Twelve pints of magical berries, as agreed.”

“It’s always wonderful to do business with you, dearie~! I’ll bring out your food soon. Do you want the cinnamon roll and the pizza heated? On the house, of course.” Muffet questioned “Or are you taking all of this to go?”

Edward glances at Nevin, who shrugs. If they stay here, they’ll be tempted to buy more - but if they take the food out, they may have to deal with a hungry little brother pestering them for pizza and goodies if Geno and his little friend finds them. Which Geno inevitably does whenever they have goodies on them. “We’ll eat here - except for the blood pops, which’ll be coming home with me.”

“Very well, dearies~!” Muffet responded with a cheerful grin, grabbing their non-frozen orders and disappearing into the back for a couple of moments before walking around the counter and setting down two plates of pizza, as well as the cinnamon roll and the just-starting to melt vanilla ice cream. She handed him a cup of the caramel and vanished, returning with ice cream for Edward “I hope that you enjoy everything.”

The pair of teens nodded eagerly and dug in.

[sleepyfan-blog]

ok, but- es!ibvs nedwarvin-?

ES!IBVS is by @onebizarrekai

Tagslist: @anxiety-is-married-to-depression @angelofthehalfmoon @trainwreck-of-skeletons @hisame-amadashi​ @therandomskelekey @capisnotonfire

“So… You really have no idea who turned you?” Edward said,  a worried frown  appearing on his face as he leaned into his boyfriend’s cool frame. He wasn’t entirely sure how Vampires worked, but he was pretty sure that only certain kinds of vampires could turn humans - just like how only certain kinds of werewolves could turn humans. “Has anyone new shown up in your life, taken an unusual interest in you?”

“You mean, apart from you?” Nevin countered, swatting his boyfriend a little bit before he settled into the other’s touch. “I… I can’t exactly say for sure. Drew and I moved here with our grandma about six months ago, and I got bit my first week at Foxfield… and you turn into a giant fur beast. If someone has, I haven’t noticed.” He desperately didn’t want any of this to be revealed to Drew, worried that his twin brother would get hurt… Especially as he knew that the other would insist on trying to help somehow.

“Hmm… Just try to keep an eye out. Even if… Especially if you were changed on accident,  which is what that sounds like happened, you’ll be easily influenced by the vampire who turned you. Or so the rumors go. I can try to poke around for more information, but Janet and dad might ask questions as to why and…” a genuinely worried expression appeared on the young werewolf’s face “I dunno how *The Council* might react and I…  I  just  don’t want you to get hurt or punished for something that you can’t help or control.”

Nevin nodded, the rules that the other had told him that the magical beings of this area abided by made a lot of sense to him “I need to go on another squirrel run soon… Starting to get hungry.” Human food didn’t really help. But he could and did eat it, so as to avoid worrying his brother and grandma.

“Ok… Now, or can you wait another’s day or two?” Edward asked curiously.

“I… I don’t know. I don’t wa-want to hurt Drew or Grandma… Or anyone else.” Nevin admitted, shaking a little bit as he buried his face in his hands. His new instincts terrified him, and he was so, so grateful that Edward at least had some idea as to what the hell he should expect and how to handle the urges “I still don’t et why iron supplements won’t work.”

Edward shrugged helplessly “I couldn’t say… and I don’t have to be home until sundown… If you promise to hold onto  my clothes, I can run us to the wilderness area - it’s not far and there are rabbits and deer to hunt, along with squirrels. I’ll deal with the meat.”

Nevin nodded, pressing a grateful kiss to the other’s lips, saying “Yes please. Thank you, Ed.”

“Happy to help, babe. ‘Sides, dad got the midnight munchies a couple of days ago, so we’re almost out of meat, and Geno doesn’t like store bought stuff, fussy pup.” Edward said with a smile and a shrug before they headed out for food, the werewolf transforming and running on all fours, his vampire boyfriend clinging on tightly to his back as he ran.