#ELOUNOR

[twopoppies]

https://x.com/rebecca_la1428/status/1816859109922308305?s=46

Hi Gina, was it ever proved that he didn’t throw the football purposefully at Eleanor lol?

Ugh. I hate that video. No, I’m not aware of any debunking.

@voxina your brain is always better than mine. Anything you add?

[so-idialed-9]

Whether you are a Larrie or not, or believe Louis is straight or gay or bi, you have to admit, it's odd that in the entire documentary, 107 minutes of Louis' personal story, there is not a single reference to his dating anyone, ever. And I am so used to caginess around his love life that it took me five hours to even notice.

It's the story of Louis' relationships, his triumphs, his tragedies, his growth - and the man was publicly in a LTR 90% of the time - and no mention at all of dating.

3 of his siblings, his grandparents at length, Niall and Liam, Oli, Nizam, his current band, his manager, his security, purple hair girl, fans, his (non-)son...but no romantic relationship discussed, even in passing.

This is the man who says he's "actually quite romantic." Whose lyrics are about finding and losing and fighting for love. Who has repeatedly described his music as "lyrically honest." Whose favorite story is about cooking for his date.

Even with the BUA, with a story centered on how he survived his mum's and sister's deaths, and other loss - it would have made sense to mention a supposed GF who he was said to have reconnected with because of his mum's death. But...nothing.

Unless you count where he gave as an example of the closeness of his relationship with his mum by saying he'd called her when he lost his virginity (gender unspecified).

JD the security guard had more of a presence in this film than Louis' romantic life.

And what I get from this, is the story he wants to tell is no longer about being a guy who has had girlfriends. It wasn't the unvarnished truth, but I appreciate he didn't pull that out to try to varnish it.

[skepticalarrie]

what are you referring to with the fake child policy and eleanor? Im quite new 😅

I’m not sure if I have a tag for this, but to sum things up: Elounor 1.0 ended right before Briana came into the picture and “got pregnant.” When Eleanor returned, it was around the same time Louis moved back to the London, and during that time, he didn’t interact or talk about Freddie for years. When they revived the babygate narrative after several years, it was just months before ending things with Eleanor again.

Personally, I think this is because Louis doesn’t need both stunts running simultaneously. Having a child already gives him the cover he needs to keep his real life private. But there’s also a theory that they wanted to make Eleanor pregnant and stage this narrative of Louis being married to his long-time girlfriend with a child, but she apparently wasn’t on board with that and wanted nothing to do with babygate. That’s when Briana and all the mess came into the picture. But during all the time Eleanor was around, there was no Freddie. And I love her for that 🤌

[anchorandrope]

What conversations between Louis and Eleanor? Eleanor had Pinterest?

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eleanor's profile on pinterest is called "eleanoorjcalder" (it's verified). here are some examples of what i was saying:

sources: (x) (x) (x)

the first one is SO FUNNY ??? there's a lot to unpack in every single conversation but the first one is TOO MUCH jskfjsod pls

[policemanofprincesspark]

"I don't think he ever specified who the chicken parma ham was for, did he? If there's a clip out there of him trying to insinuate that it was for Eleanor, then that will truly have been a slip-up."

(this response got really long, sorry...)

I sent in the original anon about the chicken story and just wanted to say that I'd wager most non/anti-Larries assume Louis made the meal for Eleanor because those fans either don't know about or don't remember Harry's post about Louis' first meal and have no real reason to keep track of stuff like that as closely as Larries, so they probably don't even know there's a wonky timeline there - at least in terms of assuming it was for Eleanor. That's the reason I say, at least to a non-Larrie maybe researching Larry for the first time (which I was at the time), that story is one of the only genuine slip-ups in my opinion - maybe that's the wrong term for it. A lot of people also either don't know about or don't remember Hannah either.

Speaking of, I'd just like to point out that I got something wrong. Eleanor was first pictured with Louis in Sept 2011, him and Hannah apparently broke up around July 2011. So, unless you believe Hannah was some sort of early stunt - which has never really made sense to me to be honest but feel free to add your two cents on that - you could argue the chicken dish was for Hannah.

Actually, can I talk about Hannah for a hot minute? I know I just said her being a stunt doesn't make sense to me but she does have her own weird timeline discrepancy, at least in my opinion. According to the CosmicLeeds 2011 video - assuming most of their info is correct (and I believe there were screenshots of this shown) - Hannah once responded to a fan on Twitter saying that Louis and hers anniversary was March 18th but in January of 2011, she said they'd been together for 17 months which… okay, am I insane or does 17 months not add up no matter the timeline? If they got together in March 2010 as she seemed to imply, 17 months would've been August 2011. January 2011 would have been closer to 10 months, that's not even a year. Even if the dates are wrong and we assume they got together in March 2009, 17 months would still be in August 2010 and January 2011 would be about 22 months, closer to two years. I even got really weird about it and subtracted 17 months from January 2011 and that would've been August 2009, so unless she got confused and got the dates wrong or claimed the day they met or something else entirely was their anniversary, 17 months by January 2011 genuinely doesn't make sense to me. Maybe they first met March 2009 and their first date wasn't until August 2009?? Or perhaps their first date was March 2009 but they didn't make it exclusive until August 2009?? I'm just trying to be reasonable here, sorry. I suppose it doesn't matter much and maybe I'm just reading too much into it but it made my brain hurt for a good couple of hours one night. Oh hell, maybe she's just really bad at dates and math lol.

Sorry if that was confusing and weird, I'm gonna go hide in a corner now.

(it is nice to find a Larrie blog that seems open to discuss stuff like this though so thank you)

It's possible she was referring to when they'd first met or something. I don't think too much about Hannah. I don't think it matters whether she was a stunt. If she was, why did they get rid of her and give Louis a long-term beard? Why not just stick with Hannah? Sounds more like a situation where Louis broke up with her because he came to the conclusion that he was gay, and, after the G.A.Y. club incident, Simon saw it and that's when they brought in ol' Max Clifford to hook Louis up with Eleanor. On that subject, yes, Simon was upset that Louis had gotten too drunk, but... what did he specifically do that showed he was too drunk? Because watching those videos back, it doesn't look too worrying. Oh, wait:

Okay, so it's always been my theory that this picture did it. Simon saw that and flipped. It should be obvious why, but I never see anybody talk about it.

It looks like a scene out of a gay porno. Again, for obvious reasons that I shouldn't have to point out, lol.

This was about to be horrible for 1D's marketing. It was only 2011, and WMYB had just come out. Simon was not about to let Louis think it was okay to be gay openly, grabbing the hands of men in the crowd and posing with them shirtless like he was doing. Again, this was the very homophobic early 2010s, and as well 1D was marketed toward girls around 9-18 total, with the sweet spot being more around 12-16. They were just breaking into the US market. This. Was. Bad.

[statementlou]

do you know where it came from that louis was seen with his ex?

anon are you talking about... Eleanor??? 🤣🤣🤣 LMAO But anyway assuming you are actually asking and not just trying to seed this rumor and casually drop in the idea that actually dated as if that's an obvious thing people would naturally believe (probable), she and he are both doing the same 'influencer guests of Ferrari' weekend thing so they have been in the same places some over the last couple days, although not seen together, but Elounor stans have always excelled at saying they're interacting when in fact... they are not... so I'm sure someone out there has made up some rumor. Me, I just want to see a picture with Louis and her fucking enormous gym giant of a boyfriend (he's there with her) together, learning Eleanor's actual type after all those years was legitimately one of the funniest reveals of all time and a side by side of him and Louis would have me in TEARS, that man could pick Louis up and juggle him

[awesomefringey]

she's baaaackkkkk

https://twitter.com/_LilyBlue28/status/1743769932695765176

Wow is this some BUA anniversary article? What’s with the continuous passive aggressive use of 2013 Elounor pics? It’s like they want to make a point that there aren’t any pics of them together beyond that. 😂

Ummm also two things…

1) The exclusive source doesn’t seem to be from Louis’ camp if they had to try to reach out to his spokesman for confirmation…

and

2) Eleanor has had a boyfriend for months now.

[larrylimericks]

6Jan23

Green Waves Edition A repeat pic, a split déjà vu; The Sun says they’re done: El and Lou. Lou let the news spread For an hour then said: The wind makes nice waves — that is true.

Clean Shaves Edition Her love for the dogs was abundant But as girlfriend, El’s been made redundant. Though we’ve still one more mess, Bookend “E” with “HS”— We’re beard-free-in-2-3 triumphant!

[crinkle-eyed-boo]

First week of January see you later amirite?

[whoyouwillcomehometo]

I love Harry Styles, and if you think I'm going to start bashing and hating a woman just because she dates him....FUCK YOU!

[twopoppies]

Elk followed maya yesterday, and obviously the usual haters hope it means she got some “dirt” on 1D and louis and hope she will expose everything. 😒

Please. She followed her to watch the shit show just like everyone else did. She's nosy and wants gossip.

I doubt Louis was as sloppy as Liam seems to have been. He had to have had her sign some NDAs because she hasn't said "boo" in years

[kiwikiwiandkiwi]

but is it a bad thing that it’s over?

ending a stunt is never a bad thing, i don’t mind that it’s happening (and we kinda saw it coming). the only thing is that elounor was a safe stunt, it didn’t bother me, and louis was (in a weird and twisted way) free to do whatever he wanted, as long as he had the excuse of having a girlfriend. but it’s okay to celebrate, i won’t be the person being worried and sad about the the next stunt because in my experience that’s inevitable so why bother, right? you gotta celebrate the small things, i suppose

[skepticalarrie]

A source said: “It put pressure on their relationship, Louis being away for so long.

“Other things have gone down between them and for now, at least, they have split up.

“They have mutual friends and a long history, so at the moment it doesn’t look like a reunion at some point is completely off the cards. But now they are not together.”

[anchorandrope]

sometimes i open pinterest and remember that eleanor calder used to post conversation between her and "louis" and i go to check them out to laugh a bit because they are HILARIOUS

[philodendronmicans]

i don’t believe in love because imagine writing an album like walls and then breaking up????

[so-idialed-9]

Harry browsing social media today watching the Elounor BUA unfold