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the begs the question: why does the captain get no action?
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LISTAS DE EXERCÍCIOS
PesquisarPesquisar PARTE 1 Conjuntos Estudo geral das funções Funções polinomiais Função definida por mais de uma sentença Função modular Função exponencial Função logarítmica Porcentagem e matemática financeira Análise de gráficos e de dados Estatística Transformações geométricas Triângulos Trigonometria no triângulo retângulo PARTE 2 Estudo dos triângulos Polígonos e suas…
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Happy New Year to all. May it be good and productive.
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Im tired of pretending tony becker wouldnt have glasses
#not trynna stereotype ppl with glasses being smart or whatever#cuz i wear glasses and im a dumbasss like 😭😭💀💀#I JUST FEEL LIKE HE WOULD EEAR GLASSES#LIKE IDK I FEEL IT IN MY SOUL
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Beeschurger with no money hustard
Eatin a beesechurger with no money hustard,,,,
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Happy birthday kit!!!! 🥳🎉🎁🎊🎈
thank you sm💙🎉🥰
I am spending my birthday at an eye doctor’s office and will probably be treating myself to new glasses frames 💅🏼
#asks#I never wear glasses only contacts but I need to start eearing glasses#there’s a pair that’s hexagon frames which I’m loving#-and it’s my BDAY#a little treat for me
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I'm no cynic, you know I'm just getting bored
I'm no cynic, you know I got a heart of gold, 💛 oh, oh
They say I'm cold, cold, cold, baby, why so cold? 🥶
I'm super sweet sealed with a kiss
Don't get offended if there's something you miss
I only show you what I want you to see
I got my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek
If you see them laughing (if you see them laughing), don't follow in
'Cause they're the butt of my joke
I'll always be just who you want me to be
And keep my t-t-t-t-tongue in my cheek
A hopeless romantic, you'll never see
'Cause you're not in on the joke
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Any good couples costume ideas out there where a woman is significantly taller than her partner?
#the shorter one can be any gender though I'm much less likely to consider a woman one#but i would consider it if i liked it enough and the character didn't eear a dress or skirt#anyway all i can currently think of is connecticut clark and malfina#squiddle me this
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Picture the kind of castle house that a little girl living in a trailer park would draw-- big stone houses, each with a forest of chimneys, each a mountain range of different rooflines, wings, and towers and gables, all of them going up and up to a lightning rod at the top. Slate roofs. Fancy wrought-iron fences. Fantasy houses, lumpy with bay windows and dormers. All around them, perfect pine trees, rose gardens, and red brick sidewalks.
The bourgeois daydreams of some poor white trash kid.
-Chuck Palahniuk, Diary
#reading this for the first time since I was like 16 and thay just stopped me dead bc i HAVE been that white trash girl in a trailer park#it stopped me bc it reminded me of art amd daydreams and a life I haven't touched in 15 eears#god this reread is gonna suck<3#quotes#chuck palahniuk
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bought earrings n phonecharms on shoppee life is wonderful and good and beautiful 🥺
#now time . to wait#this is what i live for#also the phonecharms i bought r SO cute so excited to put em in my phone that already has 3 charms in it JKHSDK#one of them which is a fishie in a water bag phonecharnm had only like ONLY ONE IN STOCK so OFC i had to get it#but yes one day my phone is gonna have so much phone charms . One day#i just have to figure out how to put so many on the small ass holes JKHDSDS#AND IM SO EXCITED FOR THE EEARINGS YEAHOHOHOOOOO
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I love how confusing colours be from a language to another because
C'est kaki

This is Khaki
#rhony reboot#its like maroon being bordeaux#like maroon and marron#also i had to google khaki because i didn't understand what colour jenns and uba were eearing
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love the crusty screechy sound of a flute playing in the background for a call on hold
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Me when i ask someone if i made something probkematic and they dont say "yes you did hoe but *does something worse*" my LOVE wouldve....💔💔💔💔
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Bare-chested studs roam western wear store getting duded up.
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I know what i want to wear. Its a vunch of tiny bags all over me. I want one of them shmancy bags that go over your belt And your thight and those just for the thigh and those that look like youll have potions and adventuring stuff in them
I just am unsure of how to get there you see
#its both a lack of Any of those where i can find them and I think i might lack the confidence#like to be fair the confidence i currently lack is that i can survive wearing a belt at 35 C outside.#like those have a lot of straps. ill sweat so much#but also just. tis a statement sort of fashion choice#like a parasol#which i want to do but i would feel. so akward eearing a parasol around#which is Partly because i would just be wearinga normal umbrella for the plui not for the sol because i#dont have a working umbrella mechanism id be willing to sacrifice#and like i feel like it would work well enough to provide shade#but like id look so funny#id look extremly funny no matter what#which is fine if im dressed very fem#then its Ah she is one of those people that put effort in their outfuts#but i dont. and im dressed like slutty adam sandler#slutty adam sandler would wear a fanny park around his tigh i think but thats the upper limit#how do you wear bags#its been awhile since ive had to teach myself to wear something new#happened when i was teaching myself to wear skirts#feels supper akward for awhile#had that process when originally wearing bags as well#like you need somewhere to carry your phone because your shorts from the womens section dont have pockets#but its so akward to have a purse#so like i know its douable#i just need to find some and then commit to feeling weird for a bit
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