#E-Session

[pineapple-frenzy]

Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara

They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them

But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd

The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>

[words-writ-in-starlight]

listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

[alpacacare-archive]

success

[vixen-tech]

it’d be really funny if the AIs got infected with a lovebug virus and the reader has to take care of them

Oh this is such a cheesy one and yet it's something I love to roll around my head!!! They get so uncharacteristically affectionate while their systems fight off the bug somewhere in the back of their minds. How jarring it is from your perspective varies wildly depending on which AI we're talking about.

See some of them are already pretty affectionate and clingy. You would be forgiven for not noticing how Edgar gets just a bit more desperate to keep you from going to work, or how Wheatley gets just a bit bolder fishing for compliments. The biggest hint that something is up is their inability to focus on anything that's not you. Edgar forgets that he likes music until you mention being excited to hear the peice he was working on before the virus. Wheatley for once has no reaction to Galdos making fun of him because he's too busy staring at you, too entranced to even realize she's said anything.

It's much easier to figure out what's happened with the professional folk. Hal, Tau, and Auto are all decently stoic and even-voiced. Which makes it quite the shock when they go so far as to abandon their job in favor of checking up on you and soaking up your attention. For the first time Hal confesses to wishing he could hold you. Tau's constant inquiries focus entirely on what little he knows of romance and your romantic past. Auto for once is open about his fondess for you that he cares about your well-being more than he does the ship's other passengers

Now the most bewildering are the ones openly antagonistic to you, to the point where you were convinced it was some long con ploy. AM already has a tendency to play hot and cold with you, but never before has he so innocently cooed at you like you were a puppy- even gently squishing your face in his wires. P03 has never looked this unashamedly happy over something that wasn't a won game of Inscryption, chattering away about how much he thinks about you and how excited he always is to play against you. GLaDOS seemed allergic to giving you genuine compliments before this, now droning on between chambers about how clever you are and much you're improving at her tests.

Now the conversations you have after they finally get rid of the virus? Now that ought to be interesting.

[your-turn-to-role]

you know since i used to do pathfinder campaign updates on here and i haven't talked about any of our dnd campaigns in a while, have i mentioned that last session our rogue out-ran a time loop????

[nick-cassidy]

x

[lovesickeros]

now that natlan is out it's tsaritsa yearning hours again because i am one nation closer to either being horribly disappointed or foaming at the mouth!

creator!reader w a little side of conflicted tsaritsa is such good food I can't not yap about it. a woman who has dedicated so much of her life to severing herself from "love" of all kinds and succeeding and. just being so confident that when she meets you she's bitter and angry and mean. because she can't stand you. she isn't supposed to love yet you worm your way into her heart anyway and you don't even know it.

especially in smth like an imposter au. she tells herself your just a tool for her to use but your treated like the Divine you really are, pampered and spoiled every step. tells herself it means nothing when she indulges you – let's you hold her hand in private, eventually let's you move aside the veil, just a little.

and she hates it. hates how easy it is to let you break down the ice she's built up for years.

all you do is smile and she feels like she can't breathe. because despite how violently she rejects love in all aspects, it always bleeds through eventually. she despises it but the way you brush your thumbs over her cheeks makes her bitter and warm and it infuriates her to no end.

she hates you and she loves you and she can't stand you and if you were ever taken from her she'd destroy every inch of teyvat if she had to go get you back.

and ironically enough I think she'd also be the one to initiate any first kiss. maybe she's still trying to convince herself it's just a fluke and itll make her realize it meant nothing, it means nothing. desperate to fix whatever you've done to her and instead it just makes it worse.

a horrible mess of a woman who gave up on love just to be confronted with it when she finally accepted it's absence.

[themintman]

Maybe Vos and Jack weren't Sammy's only friends.

[honey-leemon]

Being in this community I've naturally always dreamed of having a session with someone, but when it actually becomes a possibility I'm like

[jagcedes]

my OFFICIAL shanghai eprix pit lane/autograph session recap (aka the adventures of cardboard andre):

first ran over to ds penske with my andre cutout to see jev (was nervous out of mind) .. jev wasn't in a great mood after quali but he still signed over andre's crotch (after deliberating for a few seconds) and offered a small smile

beelined for mahindra right after and while in line one of the formula e cameramen saw my andre cutout and was like "lotterer?" and i was like YEAH!! he filmed me but i have no idea what they did w that footage

u guys. NYCK IS THE NICEST KINDEST SWEETEST DRIVER OF ALL TIME. i was telling him how proud i was of his first points + quali result and how i was manifesting that he would get points this weekend .. he was smiling so big the whole time and said smth along the lines of "ah its all thanks to u" (i genuinely blanked out and didnt remember) SHJKFDHK

i also told nyck that all his indo fans were cheering him on (for my friend dee valmontheights) and HE LOOKED SO HAPPY .. my day peaked after my interaction w him, i was in love w him before but i love him even more now

blanked out when i saw edo bc the only thought in my head was abt how attractive he is ... sorry edo for not saying anything 😭 i asked him if he could sign andre and the mahindra staff beside him was like "forehead! sign andres forehead!!" so thats how i got an edo forehead signature

finally jaguar (nick wasn't there) ... so i go up to mitch and ask if he can sign my mark webber hat and he was like "woah an old school hat, sure!"

i then ask him to sign andre and no fucking joke. HE TOOK OUT HIS PHONE TO TAKE A PHOTO AND WAS LIKE "IM GONNA SEND THIS TO ANDRE, HE WILL LOVE IT" ????????? HUH??? OK? THANK U MITCHELL EVANS ......

after i got interviewed on camera by some formula e staff and they asked me if i was an andre fan and what i liked abt the sport so .. theres more footage of me out there in the universe

misc. photos under the cut:

[deus-ex-mona]

“kawaiitte itte?”

“sekaiichi dayo”

[opal-owl-flight]

JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOURE BECOMING BETTER AT SPLATOON, THE UNIVERSE PUTS YOU IN YOUR DAMN PLACE

[secret-task-tracker]

Session 4

!!Spoilers Below!!

Grian:

"Bait a yellow into believing your task is "Singing everything you say""

Status: Achieved

Joel:

"Say a line/lyric from 'all star' by Smash mouth in 4 different conversations, it can not be the same lyric/line and you must not be called out on it."

Status: Achieved

Scott:

"???"

Status: First task was Rerolled immediately

"@/musicalscientist7148 Figure out someone's task and complete it. You can show them this task once you think you have done it and get them to confirm success."

Status: Achieved

BigB:

"Compliment people whenever you see them take damage"

Status: Achieved

Etho:

"@/chris5522ty Ask someone what they think a good task would be, their response is your task for this session. If they don't give you an idea, you can ask someone else."

Which ended up being from Martyn: "Make up a fake moment and convince three people that its from a past season"

Which then ended up as: "Take one of the memes and convince someone it was your task" (?????? no I don't know either)

Status: "Uuuh Ee- ohh Achieved, I guess" - Martyn

Bdubs:

"You declared yourself incorrectly successful last session, you must re-roll for a hard as punishment."

Status: Rerolled

"Kill the ender dragon"

Status: Achieved

Pearl:

"@/Minijimi25 You are impulseSV's butler for the whole session. Do whatever they say. You have to let them in on this secret, but no one else."

Status: Achieved

Martyn:

""Snitch" on a green name by telling a yellow that they are doing a task that they really aren't. You only succeed if the yellow guesses their task incorrectly."

Status: Achieved

Scar:

"Do the opposite of what people tell you to do."

Status: Failed

Impulse:

"You can't kill anything this session"

Status: Achieved

Tango:

"@hay-the-day Be actively involved in 3 conversations with Mumbo. Mimic all his movements without being called out on it. You fail if someone points it out even once."

Status: Achieved

Cleo:

"@/Goomer82 Leave your book in other peoples bases and get someone to read it, exposing this task. Them reading this will be a success, not fail."

Status: Achieved

Timmy:

"Get at least 2 other players to participate in a minigame. One of them must take damage."

Status: Achieved

Skizz:

"Get a yellow to accuse you of a task. Whatever they say is now your real task. They would have to guess the wording of this book to succeed in exposing the task."

Status: Failed

Gem:

"Nothing you say to another player can be true for the whole session."

Status: Failed

Mumbo:

"You are now terrified of 1 on 1 conversations. If you are in a conversation with just 1 person. you must flee in active terror."

Status: Achieved which is... not at all a surprise.

Lizzie:

"Connect your base to everyone else's base."

Status: Achieved

If I made any mistakes tell me please k thanks byeeeeee

[muchmossymess]

Secret Life Predictions

(And bonus rambling)

Joel - I want this man to win so badly, but I think he'll def get top four (plz don't fuck this up for me joel)

Etho - I also want him to win, but hes def top 3 and will have to fight cleo or bdubs or joel for first place

Cleo - genuine contender for first place, honestly girl deserves it, no further comment

Bdubs - bro either will lay down his life for etho or die by his blade, but I swear I'll go insane if he kills etho

Scott - since its the curse break season, he's not going to be top 3 (somehow) but still doing good

Gem - I love her and it'd be so cool for her to win her first game (esp after causing half the servers deaths), but I think she'll be 6th, probably betrayed

Impulse - I haven't seen much of him this season, but I hear he deserves a win, having been high placed a bunch

Scar - he is public enemy number one, so I just hope he lives longer than grian because that man has been PINING so hard (or mby killed by grian but hey optimism)

Grian - i NEED him dead before cleo and etho for curse break reasons. Mans needs to die before his allies for once

Tango - havent seen much of him, bros just been queering it up at the heart foundation from what I know, solid 10

Skizz - skizz has been bottom 3 too much, this is his redemption he's got this

Pearl - we need scarlet witch red life joel team up they'd be so damaging. She's been going pretty great this season, left the tower and all, so I just don't want her to die alone

Bigb - literally he's been so strange I honestly don't know. He might just throw a curve ball and win it. I would not put it past him. The backrooms will claim anyone who tries to mess with him

Martyn - ohohohoh I want this man FAILED he needs to fail a task and die because whats more poetic than the punishment

Mumbo - (already out, wanted him to do better but honestly didn't expect much hes not great at surviving)

Timmy - (MY BOY BEAT THE CANARY CURSE WOOO)

Lizzie - (latest victim of the canary curse)

[e-the-village-cryptid]

sometimes you catch your inner monologue going "man we should really talk to someone about how rough the mental health has been lately but i don’t have the emotional bandwidth to make sure they feel like they helped me and fixed my problem afterward" and now we really don’t have time to unpack all that do we

[jameslongforjimshortforgabriel]

HELPPP I was walking in to violin class the other day and some random guy was right outside the gate and he saw me walking in and asks me "hey is this the umm the byler music academy?" AND I WAS LIKE ????? "uh it's called Iberus (pronounced ee-beh-roos) but yeah it's here" and he just walked in. he dead ass thought the music academy was named after a gay ship