#Dumbass shit
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odysseus really said 'its me, hi, im the problem, its me ):'
#the odyssey#odysseus#epic the musical#epic the underworld saga#jorge rivera herrans#dumbass shit#from me not jorge#this is about#monster#specifically#i just needed to get this out#its saf but also so silly#maube im the problem ):#real as fuck ody#traggy’s shit
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the lion, the witch, and the War on Drugs
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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" Sheathed in linen of leather
Renaissance bathed in viscera
Libido of soma
Beauty of corps
The desire for flesh on flesh
Skinless and bare as sin "
Found this in my notes. How high was I when I wrote this 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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no wonder ur a virgin ❤️ its not cute to be a fat bitch who romanticizes R4PE. honestly get some help! have you ever tried a therapist? xoxo
hey girlie! actually this whole blog is ab my trauma, my therapist knows ab it n understands this is the coping mechanism i chose but thanks for reminding me ab my sexual assault that ended me up here!
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Hopefully, I'm not the only one shitposting and following shitposting about Until Dawn.
Why don't I see any Until Dawn x Filthy Frank show tho Josh and Filthy Frank are a goddamn match.
Trying to convert Josh into my style and I think it works at last, I dun have to see Malek's face so often.
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it came to me in a dream
"yknow this is like jfk but without the rampant adultery" -me under a guillotine
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Got suggested today to "tape picture of your blorbo on the ceiling above your bed so you have reason open your eyes next morning" and for a good second I thought it was actually a very good idea
#I think I might be mentally unstable#no but if someone broke into this house what would they think#“damn why does this bitch have like 15 pictures of Rick Astley on her wall and unholy amount of water bottles everywhere”#Sometimes I see those videos where people have caught their landlords entering their apartments without their premission#which just makes me think how mine would look like#like I'd be too lazy to craft my ikea bed so I'd just have my mattress#and fifteen photos of that tintin lookin man#how much could I do to fuck with the landlord before they'd kick me out?#like I could just have army of life sized Clarkson cutouts there#it wouldn't be against rules but would be sight to see if you enter there randoly#what if I just would put those on balcony#I used to have pinterest board for interior decorations...#how many cardboard boogey monsters could I put up there before someone complained ?#I should get an apartment#for science#dumbass shit
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okay i’m literally trying to upload this fucking abt me post and my phone is overheating and the keyboard keeps disappearing so i’ll upload that and work on another lil drabble tonight
#black girl blogger#new friends#connie smut#jjk smut#eren smut#mha smut#jjk x reader#aot fanfiction#gojo satoru smut#drabble#this is pissing me off#dumbass shit
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Hey, so... was anybody gonna tell me Faygo's a real thing? Cause like, I saw it in the store a minute ago and nearly lost it...... nah man. How do I explain my reaction to this seemingly regular beverage to my parents? I can't.
This does not belong here.
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Doodles based on a little ramble I did of what my grims would be like in school,, kinda? (Ft: The PalisMAN for the first time ever) Will be continued,,,
#artists on tumblr#the owl house#digital art#digital artist#toh#grimwalker oc#toh oc#the owl house oc#doodles#procreate#digital doodles#dumbass shit#screenshots#i have no excuse#except for teehee haha funny#this is hilarious#to me#love yall#time to actually sleep i have school tomorrow lmfao#traggy’s shit#hamartia#tortured darlings
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feelin like that one uquiz result you get occasionally on a really serious one where like all the other results are like “The Willow Dancer: You steep yourself in the lakes of the evening and watch as you disappear into the night. You are beauty and grace, yet you always feel you fall far from the expectations everyone puts on you.��� or some shit and the one you get it like “The Shithead: What up Boofus”
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If Lin was invited to a gender reveal or baby shower
This is the cake she would bring, hands down.
#baby shower#lin beifong#legend of korra#fanfic#dumbass shit#my baby girl is too literal#eveyone gathers around the cake like wtf ?#and she’s like we’re here to reveal the sex of the baby no ?#shes so confused#Or she’d bring it to the baby shower fully meaning it. Dead ass.#dead ass
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your such a fucking retarded cunt you think your so tough 😂😂
You’re*
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My dumbass misspelled hot sauce 7 full times.
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