#Dude the dead meat in Jenny’s shop knew he was coming for you
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dead-but-still-sarcastic · 3 months ago
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The Cat King: “I’m such a hopeless romantic, can you believe I’m gonna full on wait here for him to escape hell? I’m practically in a romance movie, can you believe-”
Charles: “So yeah, anyway, gotta go platonically storm hell alone with a bat, a book, and a bomb, for my best mate. What else could I possibly do?
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