#Ducksworth

[certainlylazfanblr]

"Yeah Acho just wanted me to kill him"

Now kiss /j

[gojira007]

There are so, SO many cute clever touches here, like Dewey and Gyro's animal "hats" or Launchpad's steering wheel waistband, and your use of organic colors to let you keep the characters' signature palettes in place while still fully committing to the Merfolk Aesthetic is impressively well-rendered. I also love all the distinct poses and the fun ways you REALLY lean into the underwater floating environment in realizing each one.

Merducks merducks merducks

[eliza-the-hunted]

What if Dev finds out he's bi because of Kennueth.

[ducksworth]

officially one year on hrt! the boobs are breasting, the hips are doin whatever the fuck hips do, i'm gonna be the hottest genderfreak this side of the Ganges

[sk8-925]

Tag 14

Heute endlich mal wieder Skatepark Hasenheide. Kurz nach 9h war ich der erste dort. Der (vmtl.) Obdachlose im Pavillon wusste noch, dass ich beim letzten Mal ne Kanne Tee mit hatte. Heute auch. Aber es war so warm, dass mir gar nicht so nach Tee war. Sonst war niemand da. Aber schon so ab halb 11, waren mehr Leute dort als sonst. Was jetzt aber auch nur heißt, dass da mit mir ca. 7 Leute gefahren sind. Aber dieses Mal waren auch drei Teens dabei. Was ein bisschen ungewöhnlich ist. Ich muss mir mal durchlesen, wie die Tricks heißen, die ich gerade so täglich übe. Mache natürlich immer noch keine großen Sprünge. Sowohl metaphorisch als auch wörtlich. Ganz unzufrieden bin ich aber nicht. Eigentlich hätte ich Lust, noch ein bisschen auf der Miniramp zu üben. Aber Leben ist ja kein Ponyhof. Auf der Rückfahrt von Bremen nach Berlin habe ich den Podcast "Und dann kam Punk" mit Yvonne Ducksworth gehört. Dabei ging es auch um die Band "Combat Not Conform" in der sie gesungen hatte.

Weil es auf der LP auch einen Song "Skate Straight" gibt, schreibe ich davon hier. Und auf der JDL Facebook Seite gibt's noch ein Foto aus der Zeit. Würde mich ja sehr interessieren, wo damals so geskatet wurde. Das erste Foto heute auf dem Skateplatz, habe ich von einem Plakat gemacht, dass für eine Ausstellung am vergangenen Wochenende geworben hat. Daran konnte ich natürlich nicht mehr teilnehmen. Aber ich hab mal ein bisschen recherchiert und habe das Instagram-Profil des Veranstalters gefunden. Besonders diesen Eintrag fand ich spannend, weil darin auch so ein zweckentfremdeter Ort in Kreuzberg vorkommt, der befahren wurde. Soviel für heute.

[zorakihyena]

I went to Lucille, the Largest Llama in the World and all I got was these lousy 3t2 conversions.

Welcome to scenic Viper Canyon, and remember your visit with an Orb of Answers from Supernatural! How about a SnapTastic Flimsy-Cam from World Adventures? A Ducksworth of Bathington from Base Game? Maybe even a shrunken extracted rock of Will Wright's head? Come on, if this stuff is too nice for ya', I got some crap!

Random Sims 3t2 Clutter plus the giant Will head ripped into sculpture form.

Orb of Answers - Found Under Hobbies - Recreation - Costs §195

Ducksworth of Bathington - Found Under Plumbing - Showers & Tubs - Costs §40

SnapTastic Flimsy-Cam - Found Under Electronics - Small Electronics - Costs §250

Whatchu' Talkin' About Will? Head Replica - Found Under Hobbies - Knowledge - Costs §120

Download All Conversions + Will Head

~ Individual Downloads:

Download 3t2 SN Orb of Answers

Download 3t2 BG Rubber Ducky

Download 3t2 WA Cheap Camera

Download Extracted Will Wright Rock Head

[drawingducktalesducks]

Webby: Tonight we’re breaking into this abandoned McDuckies’!

Lena: Nice. Got a hairpin, Vi?

Violet: Yes. And a set of newly acquired lock picks.

Webby: And we shall be exploring it’s dark and forbidden halls!   

Lena: Keep the picks, the pin’s for my bangs.

Webby: Armed with only our courage, a spiked mace, a diamond dagger, magic, Violet's survival badge, and my blackbelt in ten different unarmed martial arts-

Violet: Then how shall we gain illicit entry?   

Lena: By breaking, duh. Trespassing lesson number one- it’s not cool to make it look like someone forgot to lock up.

Violet: Noted.

Webby: Together, against all odds we shall uncover the mystery of this foreboding burger joint-

Lena: Lesson two, use a sweater to muffle the noise...

Webby: -which we have specifically chosen to trespass upon-

Lena: ..Aaaand we’re in.

Webby: -because it’s HAUNTED!

Lena: And nope, nooope we’re heading right back out.

Violet: Curses.

Webby: Wait! We haven’t even ordered anything yet!

Lena: Yeah because I reeeally wanna eat something fried up by a dead guy.

Webby: I know me too!!!

Lena: Sarcasm, Pink.

Webby: oh

Lena: The zero hesitation was cool though.

Webby: Thanks!

Violet: You enjoy Ducksworth’s grilled cheese and he is a ghost.

Lena: No he’s a demon and he wasn’t FIRED right before he kicked it. The guy’s got paid vacation. He’s chill.

Violet: Fair point.

Webby: Please Lena? My beautiful teenage trespasser par none? Please?

Lena: Ugghhh… Pink, can’t I just treat you to a normal burger?

Webby: Yes definitely! I’d love go on a date!

Lena: Great! ..... wait-

Webby: AFTER the GHOST BURGER.

Lena: ...

Webby: ...

Lena: ..

Webby: ..

Lena: ...fine

Webby: YES! GHOST BURGER WOO-HOO!

Lena: Yay. Whee. Woo. Hoo.

Violet: You truly cannot say ‘no’ to her, hmm?

Lena: Shut up or you’re paying for your own ghost fries.

Violet: The price of my silence is two ghost fries and a milkshake.

Lena: What, you think I can’t say ‘no’ to you either?

Violet: Correct.

Lena: well jokes on you ‘cause im stealing the stupid ghost fries AND the milkshake so the price for me is gonna be zero. Ha!

Violet: Do not forget the ketchup.

Violet: ....Chump.

[kyra45]

joyfuljellyfishkitty psa/warning/beware

While I have made other posts about this account, this is a detailed one with images showing their ask and the post they stole. Please note this is only one of their urls. Previous urls will be listed below and updated if more are found. When this user removes their icon, they’ve likely already moved to another account as they have abandoned past accounts in this manner.

Past usernames: lynhelbet | lynhelbett | lynhelbet1

Below is the ask they are sending and I’ve hopefully ID’d it correctly so it’s accessible!

[Image ID: A screenshot of an ask from the username joyfuljellyfishkitty that says “HelIo! I have been blessed many times, now I try to touch your hearts to help protect my little angel grace diagnosed with sickle cell disease. but the worst were the three strokes to the brain.

Thank you once again for getting here and for everything you can do for Grace's well-being. Donate anything please if you're able” and ends with a praying hands emoji. /End ID]

This ask is unfortunately a scam ask, as the sender is not the real mother of the child. Through some searching by a friend, the real mother and child was located that the scammer is using for their scam. I’ll also attempt to make the other two screenshots accessible as well.

[Image ID: A screenshot from a GoFundMe post with an image of a child in hospital care attached to hospital devices with a unicorn plushie and a snowman toy. The text reads: “Warriors Need Heroes Too - Eden’s Emergency Fund” with five hundred and fifty dollars raised. /End ID]

Below is only part of the story shown but it’s from the GoFundMe page.

[Image ID: A screenshot of a GoFundMe post made by a person called Keiera Ducksworth who is organizing the fundraiser. There is only a portion of the full story shown and it is as follows: “Hi, my name is Keira Ducksworth and I am the mother of Eden Causey. At three weeks old, Eden was diagnosed with Sickle Cell Disease, a blood disorder. My first cousin lost her battle to the disease before the age of twenty- one so I was well aware of how serious this illness really is. On October Eleventh Twenty Twenty, Eden was hospitalized at Merit Health Wesley in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. This was not uncommon and was not our first rodeo.” /End ID]

I know this post is quite long, but this confirms that the scammer stole a legitimate fundraiser and is not who they say they are. Unfortunately the real GoFundMe is no longer active which may be why they stole its images.

[certainlylazfanblr]

No-one in chat said hi to tumblr, not even Laz - he's playing Lethal Company w/ Owiebrainhurts & Ducksworth

[lorientours]

One more violin song, Zelda thought, and I may kill this man. She had already thought about it, of course. …We all have our place, she thought, and apparently mine is strung up in the basement of this musical maniac, who likes to play violin at all hours of the night.

Keep it down, will you?” Zelda shouted.

“It’s gotta be two in the morning.” She said. “Can you let the poor violin rest?”

Shoutout to “I shot my husband” Zelda Ducksworth.

[ducksworth]

white claw in da tub fo tonight

[pigeontakeover]

@ducksworth

i run ttrpg games *very* rarely, just halloween one-offs every couple of years. but! here is the the most fun theatrical trick i've played on my players. it totally got them

this was a story that was going to begin with the players playing themselves, sitting around the table in my living room, and then in-game the living room (and the players) would be transported to another plane

i rigged up a bluetooth speaker next to the window and closed the curtains. about ten minutes after they came in, before the game even began, i began playing rain sounds very quietly over the speaker. every couple of minutes i turned the rain up louder. just as the game began, with the rain at near maximum volume, one of the players even said "wow, it's really coming down out there, it wasn't even raining when we arrived"

🙃

i wrote a creepy verbal ritual the players had to complete as a group to transport the room to another world. right as they finished the ritual, i turned off the lights in the room using a remote and turned off the rain sounds at the same time

it was crazy effective. realistically it only took them a couple of seconds to figure out how I'd managed to turn off the rain, but they all said later on that those few seconds were completely disorientating, even frightening

anyway, i'm still proud of it 💜

[sadly-im-awake]

Sir Ducksworth Fowlford III, the gallus paladin

Art from July 2020

[certainlylazfanblr]

The Fumblr - Laz

The Tumblr - Ducksworth

The Mumblr - Owiebrainhurts

[ducksworth]

i'm so glad i've found ttrpgs that aren't dnd, i'm about to begin a campaign with ICON rpg by @orbitaldropkick and i am so excited. i feel like a child again

[pigeontakeover]

@ducksworth

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