#Draculaura is 160 to me.
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I haven’t slept and the monster high brain rot is winning so I’m gonna say it: I don’t like what they did to Kieran in the Pride comic. He needs a different boyfriend too I don’t like Spelldon. Kieran needs someone he can be petty with.
#monster high#kieran valentine#sorry to the spellentine shippers. love yall but I like my faggots petty and problematic even after redemption#i fully accept sad wet loser Kieran but you CANNOT convince me he trips over thin fucking air into another man’s arms#He’s not THAT clumsy#Actually there’s a lot in monster high canon I take issue with. like draculaura’s age#yeah sweet sixteen-hundred has a nicer ring…but I’m also a history buff and I know Vlad Dracula Tepes was not alive 1600 years ago.#Draculaura is 160 to me.#I’m also knocking the extra zero off Kieran’s age. It’s not necessary. <3#My greatest strength is being a little hater about things I love.
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hn… i guess i’m just going to make my own version of haunt couture draculaura using G3 drac because i’m so tired of wanting her and checking ebay and mercari listings and no one is willing to sell her around the same price as the other ghouls
frankie and clawdeen range between $110 - $160 (usd). of course there are some people who do overprice them but that range seems to be the average. cleo seems to go for around $80 - $110 and lagoona for $80 - $90 . it’s ridiculous draculaura goes for $300+
clearly the aftermarket for these dolls isn’t so bad but noooo we gotta overprice the pink vampire ._.
i’m starting to think i can’t even blame the scalpers anymore. yes, they ruin shit for everyone but it’s come to the point where we even see they lower their prices when no one is willing to purchase from them when their prices are stupid high. like at this rate it’s collectors too whether we wanna admit it or not. collectors are also the people who keep the prices high because they’re paying them so scalpers see this and obviously keep their stupid prices because it’s “reasonable”. and it doesn’t help when other collectors sell their doll for the scalper price cuz that’s what they paid and it’s like… why would you do that ?? why even buy from a scalper ?? we complain about scalpers and their prices yet we contribute to it too ._.
and don’t get me started on mattel not doing anything about the bot problem cuz i don’t hear other doll companies having these complaints unless they’re there and i haven’t seen them
i grew up with OG monster high, so i love it but i think i will just quit on G1 and any other dolls relating to it (unless they’re a skullector i like) and stick to G3 drac. so far i haven’t liked any of the howliday dolls (winter and v day sets) so it’s stupid to even hope for mattel to give us more cute G1 dolls
sorry for the rant . i don’t mean to be so negative. i’m just sad this is the way things are T_T i don’t mean to offend either
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Problem pt.2
Next day.
Dracula called Draculaura, she went to his office. “Yes father?”
Dracula slap her hard and make a little scratch in her cheek, he looked her while she was crying.
“If I see you with the punk boy again! I’m gonna kill that asshole!”
Draculaura looked for him for several minutes and slap him hard for make a scratch in his face, the blood falls of his cheek.
He looked to her and said.
“ how could you!? You can’t hit your father! Well...Adoptive father!”
“ You wrong! Wrong!”
Draculaura go to her room, some minutes later she back when some papers, she throws it in his face and start cry.
“ YOU WRONG! THAT DNA EXAM TELLS ME YOU IT’S MY BIOLOGICAL FATHER!!!” She screamed.
“ H-h-how....”
“ You lied to me for 160 YEARS!!! 160!!!! You asshole! I hate you! I hate you!”
She leaves, letting Dracula alone. He looked at Camilla pictures and cries.
“ oh god....What I’m gonna do?”
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