#Draculas are so cute especially when you by them those black velvet capes for bad whether
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>go to Draculas castle
>he has a humidifier
>pour two liter of holy water into it
>leave
#I'd dreamed about a pet Dracula since childhood#when my mum asked where he would sleep during the day I told her he could live under my bed#but now I know it's just too much of responsibility#you need to walk with him at least once a week if you want your Dracula really happy#and healthy food for him isn't cheap#I better spend this money to cure my anemia#besides we already have a rusalka in our flat she won't take it good if some other pet starts to compete for our attention#and we honestly have enough problems with her already#she constantly runs away to sit on branches of the park trees and picks a fight with wild leshiis#or someone's kikimoras#and hunts down our neighbor's domovoi the poor thing is so stressed out because of her#and each time she's oughtdoors we have to explain to bystanders that no she's not dyhidrated#she doesn't need a watertank or that swim in a dirty park pool#she's not a mermaid#some people just#.....but yet#well#sometimes when some Dracula owner walks by with their pet#I just can't help but start to think how many cubic santimeters are there under my bed#maybe our rusalka actually could be friends with a Dracula#Draculas are so cute especially when you by them those black velvet capes for bad whether
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