#Dr.Frederick Chilton -- The Dating Expert Alternative Universe

[the-chilton]

While working on Chilton and Details I got to this......

AU Chilton where Chilton is a Dating Expert

And writes a lot of advice books about the smallest details in relationships and the art of seduction.

So it’s only natural to write the next thing.

Please excuse the absolutely random thing that it is.......

I also usually post things like this on my personal blog but I can’t move it from drafts to the other one. And I usually do not write things so this is it.

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Dr. Chilton’s Guide to how to eat cheese in an alluring manner.

....To illustrate the proper way of eating cheese, I will use  my own photos.

Firstly, and most importantly -- pin your sight into the person that sits across you (presumably your partner).

Next and while never shifting your sight away from their eyes, apply a slight, inviting smile and slowly open your lips.

Leisurely, but with a steady and sure move, guide the fork and the cube cheese attached to it into your mouth, close your lips around it, and free the cheese cube into your mouth.

Slowly slide the fork out from between your lips.

Additionally:

Don’t forget the charming smile.

Never move your gaze away while you are applying this technique.

Guaranteed, it will leave them mesmerized by your skill to do something as simple as a cheese eating, in a way so alluring.

An excerpt from “The Art of Cheese Seduction” by Dr. Frederick Chilton

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A/N: I  apologize I could not resist. I got the inspiration. I love my Chilly <3 :P

“Please teach me Dr.Chilton..... your ways of eating cheese in an alluring manner.” xD

P:S In the movie all that happens very quick, and he is not lingering on the cheese eating a lot, so it’s not really like this but you know ...xD and while sorting screens it came the other way around lol