#Dr Jay Fern

[amberl1ghtz]

Sleepy moss boy posting When in a reduced form, the necklace doesn't necessarily have to stay on (because of how light he is, he can't carry it like usual anyways :sob:) , as long as he's not too far away from it he'll be fine.

I'm still trying to figure out how to make his amulet work though..

Or I might swap the amulet out for something else entirely.

[amberl1ghtz]

AAAAHHHH!??????? ITS HIM ITS HIM THE GOOOBER THE GOOB AHHHh!!! I LOVE THIS!! :D

(character belongs to @vprotoscp ) i love this little guy

[cinnabuncrumbs]

weird gay people in my hospital (thanks @bogleech for the epic characters that dragged me out of art block. sorry its all cringe and only sketches)

[duskittycat]

awful hospital voice headcanons

fern: melody from gravity falls dr. phage: professor milton yoolip from awesomenauts willis: toad from the first couple of mario party games isaac: centipeetle from su dr. mizer: i know he doesnt actually ‘talk’ but i imagine his emoji-speech sounding like eyes from nuclear throne jay: patrick bateman (of course) dr. man: gman stone slab: ol’ gil from the simpsons crash: bill cipher dr. fleagood: team rocket meowth bbq girll: adult tiny tina dr. tori: this specific sigourney weaver voice chip (pre-coreswap): spamton chip (post-coreswap): max focus from awesomenauts dr. balmer: plankton from spongebob miss: streamer meowriza (warning: NSFW joke in link) celia: princess bubblegum from adventure time lacey: sid the sloth from ice age magdolene: sandy cheeks (this one’s a given) cheryl: ms. botz from the simpsons dr. gynnie: william murderface from metalocalypse prof. lexicovermus: winston payne from ace attorney dinea: white diamond from su with the accent of “when will you wear wigs” interviewer guy

[creek-cryptid-deluxe]

One of our goth chickens, Morticia sister of Wednesday, has decided she and I are homies. If I sit out in the yard, she will come round the back of my chair to my right side. Then she tugs my belt loop to get my attention before turning round and hunkering down for pets or squawking to let me know she wants to be misted like a fern.* The best part is that I say each chickens' name differently and they all react to it.

Morticia: I say 'tisha' in the same tone & cadence as Bill Hader used to say his own character name when doing the Stefan bit on SNL.

Monarch: I just respectfully say 'And good morning to you, Monarch. Decide to be less of a dick today? Ah I see the answer is no.'

Dr. Girlfriend: quiet but slightly higher pitched

Violet: bubbly 'Hi Vi!'

Now Wednesday's is hilarious. She went broody for a bit and in the texas summer that's just not safe (we lost Shadow Fluffy Butt to that exact thing yesterday). So I would have to go out multiple times a day to force Wednesday out of the nesting area. I would open the gate and say 'Ladies ladies ladies' like Jay from Jay & Silent Bob. Then I'd open up the nesting box, talk to her & pet her, then scoop her out & set her angry ass by the food and water. It was necessary. HOWEVER now if I say 'ladies ladies ladies' Wednesday's head immediately pops up and she RUNS to come scream at me indignantly.

* It's been over 100° f here for nearly 2 weeks and counting, so the chickens have full yard privileges (rather than just the chicken yard) with 5 water buckets set up throughout in shady spots beside big ass flower pots that became dust baths and I go out with a plant mister to mist them with cool water every so often.

Yes I did mention that we lost a lady. Shadow Fluffy Butt was admittedly our most fluffy and densely feathered girl. We had been keeping a close eye on her but she got very broody very suddenly. I went and pulled her from the nest and when The Man went out not an hour later, she was gone.

[hungry-skeleton]

Hello Awful Hospital fandom *crickets chirp, tumble weed rolls by*

Reblogs > Likes

[theroboticscientist]

I’ve had this for half a year now but it’s finally done so now you all have to see it.  Dr.Phage REALLY wants a burger 

[bogleech]

If the Awful Hospital cast were all bugs, what would some of them be?

Fern: ricinuleid

Dr. Phage: fairy wasp (I did say biting midge at first but I changed my mind)

Mizer: assassin bug

Tori: a bunch of nematodes

Willis: one nematode

Jay: rove beetle

Cheryl: blister beetle

Dr. Man: harvestman

Harmburger: alcon blue butterfly caterpillar

Magdolene: a bunch of tiny human lady doctors in the shape of a maggot

A character we haven't met under their true identity yet: decorator crab

A character we haven't properly met at all yet: rhizocephalan

[fictional-men-enthusiast]

What Your Favorite Awful Hopsital Character Says About You:

Fern - You like an underdog story and appreciate a strong, femal protagonist. You’re also probably attracted to MILFs. You’d do anything for your family.

Phage - You used to be the “weird kid” at school. Don’t worry, you’re not weird, and if you are, that’s okay, too. You‘re silly and eccentric, but you know when to be serious, too.

Mizer - You’re probably quiet or shy, and like the strong and silent types. You do whatever job you’re told to do, no questions asked.

Molly - You have a major attitude and sometimes don’t like your job, but so very well when you put your mind to something. Your coworkers sometimes annoy you.

Tori - You tend to pour yourself into your work and ignore the ones around you. Take a break. Drink some water. Have a snack. You probab have a stressful job or feel overworked and can relate to characters that feel the same way.

Dr. Man - You scare me. You’re cryptic and mysterious. You never let anyone know too much about you. Sometimes, you don’t even know yourself. You were probably a Sans fangirl, let’s be honest.

Celia - You’re cutthroat and don’t show affection easily. You want to be respected and revered by your peers. You would do anything for your friends. You may have trouble standing up for yourself and respect characters who can advocate for themselves.

Maggie/Magdolene - You’re kind and helpful and a good friend. You’re also a hopeless romantic. You often fall for people who don’t like you back. You probably like romance subplots or will-they-won’t theys.

Staph - You’re the mom friend. You want to take care of everyone. You would probably be the one to drive over to your friend’s house with soup when they got sick. You want someone to take care of you or like seeing others in healthy parental relationships.

Chip - You aren’t the most confident or well-spoken person. You’re constantly nervous and worried you might screw something up. You’re dealthy afraid of your boss, and probably have one or two siblings who you’re distant from or don’t talk to often. You prob used to kin Morty for fun.

Flair - You’re a hard seller who takes doesn’t take no for an answer. You enjoy wealth and the finer things in life. You’re a bit promiscuous and might even be hypersexual. You love the fem fatale troupe.

Crash - You feel abandoned by your friends or family. You love a good practical joke. You always try to push the limits. You like a sympathetic villain.

Jay - Excellent choice, friend. You’re very much mentally ill. You’re always skeptical of those around you. You feel like the world is out to get you and you probably have terrible luck. You scare easy. You’re chronically addicted to meow-meows.

Willis - You’re young but not naive. You want to make friends with everyone. You sometimes can’t tell when you’re annoying people. You sympathize with or relate to kid characters more than adults.

Isaac - You gravitate towards strangely cute characters. You’re not the sharpe tool in the shed, but you’ve got a good heart. You may be a bit naive, but that’s okay.

[the-royalscientists]

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Updates semi-regularly/when possible.

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Largely inspired by @wings-dingus, run by @egglands-worst​! Go support both these accounts!

General trigger warnings for canon-compliant child death, suicide mentions, and depression. All trigger warnings will be tagged always, but if you need a specific tw, don’t hesitate to message/contact me.

Characters available for asks: Dr. Alphys, Dr. Sans, Felix, Fern, Jay

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[amberl1ghtz]

RAAAAAH I LOVE YOUR MOSS GUY SO MUCH THEYRE SO ME FOR REAL (name is Moss, likes moss, is moss)

ANYWAYS

What do you think Jay's favorite animal or plant is (that's their name right), what's their favorite hobby maybe?

(I'm eating him, I'm eating them I'm putting them in the microwave, turning them into soup and consuming)

Thank you so much!! I’m so glad you love him, I’m thinking of returning to activity on here just to feed the small Dr. Fern nation here - -“

His favorite animal are snails and hedgehogs, their favorite plant is the marimo ball, (bonus) his favorite flowers are daisies and tulips. Their favorite hobby aside from gardening and botany is embroidery, pottery and sculpting ^^

[scruffyssketchbook]

Character theories/stories

Bolt: A timid eevee who likes planes and works way too hard. Has two ghostly things. Has the eyes of a silph. scope TM. No idea on sexual orientation, referred to in ask blog as asexual by Dusk. In on secret about Blizz. Leader of Lightfire. 

Vay: Defenitly gone through the most of all eevees. Twin to Blizz. Traumatized by experience at Eevee Plex Labs, seemingly due to some sort of Absol that tormented him. Has a son named Nego, seemingly the product of Vay and a leafeon named Fern. Friend to Dusk, knows about Night. In on secret about Blizz, Police of the PC and leader of Icedrop, although many eevees in all the houses dislike him. Seems to be able to turn into a human who goes by the name of Jay, with a team consisting of a Beedrill, Delcatty, and Bisharp, and 2 unknown others. Crushing on Daisy. At lab, he lost his eevee fluff which seemingly is why he does not have a frill and why he does have hair instead of fins.

Flame: Seems to not be too scared of Lab, though in comic 100 he is shown shaking during hi sleep, presumably in fear. When scared, he turns invisible. In love with Miku. Hates Dusk because in Flame's opinion it is his fault they were sent to the lab. Hates and is hated by Dawn. Huge perv, with lots of corn books. HE A CHUBB (Sorry I just had to say it). In on secret about Blizz. Seems to work with the agency that rescued Sora, Volt, and other lab escapees. Deptuy of Lightfire. Hates LGBTQ groups (though the views of the character do not reflect the view of author-chan). 

Daisy: Unknown if sent to lab, however it seems she has some sort of power.  Worked with group who helps Lab escapees under codename Agent Lea. According to canon, has relations shortly after evolving, meaning there is possibility of her having a child. At one point captured by the mysterious Dr. Felix, seems to have traumatized her and made her retire, decoming the Daisy we all know and love. This is also why she likes routine and safety. Friend to Flame and admirer of Dusk, though she has a huge crush on Blizz. Might be in on Blizz's secret, but maybe not. 

Blizz: An eevee who was broken and beaten at lab until he became, as Dusk puts it, "their puppet". However, as escaping lab, he seemed to have a head injury leading to Amnesia, and has no idea about the lab. The lab is a closely guarded secret by other eeveelutions. Seemingly has no idea about his super strength, which activates when he gets angry. seems to think Dusk is his friend, even though Dusk is very mean to him. Has weird ghost things living in his head or something, only known ones are Pepper (Eevee), Sage (Espeon), and Lune (Umbreon). Seems to be into Leafeons, though he doesn't seem to show a real interest in Daisy. Twin to Vay, Deputy of Icedrop. Overprotective of Eve.

Dawn: Been through the least of all of the mains. Brother to Dusk, boyfriend to Scull. Blizz has confided in her about his suspicions about the others, but she did not want to believe it. Knows about both Night and Nego.

Dusk: Raised by Harmony to replace her past Mate, Darren (I think), who seems to either left them or died. Has two abilites, physic and hacking abilites, one of which he inherited, the other he got from the lab. At a child, he was in love with the Eevee known as Sky, who changed their name to Sora. An alt text hinted at Dusk being Bisexual. Cared deeply for Sky and because of this still has the soothe bell (S)he wore. Very exclusive to the eevees not in his brotherhood, not giving them proper computers or supplies. Seems to have accidentaly have created Night while trying to create a replica of Sky. Acts dumb around the other eevees but seems to actually be very smart. Seems to work with the agency that rescued lab escapees. Leader of Greenpaw."Friend" to Blizz.. Knows about Nego. Seems to still care deeply for Sora. According to Daisy, he saved her in a time of need. 

Sky/Sora/Miku: Oh boy. Where do we start? So she is genetically female, though has been referred to by author-chan as trans. However, it seems that right now in the present she is a she. SUPER in love with Dusk, though she calls him Night because they planned to run away together and change their names to Night and Sora. Wore a silver soothe bell on a purple ribbon. Hated by Harmony, seemingly because Dusk loved Sky/Sora/Miku instead of her. Sent to lab with others, though got separated with her cousin, Volt, while escaping. While at lab, she seemingly found Oliver while there and gave him an Egg, seemingly containing unborn Eve. Seemingly had relations at lab with the mysterious vaporeon Ford, who seems to be Eve's father. After excaping lab, she was separated from Volt, and was found by the two rescue team members (I forget their names). While collecting berries, Daisy, working as agent Lea at the time, found her and made Sora come with her to the agency where she was questioned and badly hurt. While recovering, she met with Flame in the most recent meanwhile, where he asks her about her memory loss. She seems to have a really bad memory after being hurt so badly at the lab. However, she only remembers Night, who she later leaves the lab to find. Note: In a previous ask, Author-Chan has mentioned that there was a very good reason Sora had to leave the lab and change her name, meaning there might be more to the story than what we know. While searching for Night, she changed her name to Miku, and this is when the "Meanwhile in Kalos" chapter takes place. As of right now, she is still at the pokemon center waiting for her trainer to come get her. 

Oh boy, now I am done. This was just the main characters, I might do another posts later on some other less-important characters, but it took like 20 minutes to write this and I need a break. As of this day, it is 2/26/2021, so this might become unreliable in the future. Also, I do not know everything about this comic, so on many things I might be wrong and there might be many things I missed. This is just what I have noticed and theorized. If you have read all of this so far, you deserve a cookie *gives cookie*. Thanks for reading!

P.S.: For those of who who do not know, the "meanwhile" series takes place in the past according to Author-Chan herself, which Is helpful, as otherwise we would have no idea if Sky is Sora is Miku. Buh-bye!!!

[cinnabuncrumbs]

me gaining an interest in any media ever: this is kind of like splatoon. i should tdraw the char.actrrs as slplatoon☝️ i promise im not autistic

blabberings about this under the cut

[solarpunks]

Do Plants Have Something to Say?

One scientist is definitely listening.

Monica Gagliano says that she has received Yoda-like advice from trees and shrubbery. She recalls being rocked like a baby by the spirit of a fern. She has ridden on the back of an invisible bear conjured by an osha root. She once accidentally bent space and time while playing the ocarina, an ancient wind instrument, in a redwood forest. “Oryngham,” she says, means “thank you” in plant language. These interactions have taken place in dreams, visions, songs and telekinetic interactions, sometimes with the help of shamans or ayahuasca.

This has all gone on around the same time as Dr. Gagliano’s scientific research, which has broken boundaries in the field of plant behavior and signaling. Currently at the University of Sydney in Australia, she has published a number of studies that support the view that plants are, to some extent, intelligent. Her experiments suggest that they can learn behaviors and remember them. Her work also suggests that plants can “hear” running water and even produce clicking noises, perhaps to communicate.

Plants have directly shaped her experiments and career path. In 2012, she says, an oak tree assured her that a risky grant application — proposing research on sound communication in plants — would be successful. “You are here to tell our stories,” the tree told her.

(via Do Plants Have Something to Say? - The New York Times)

We’re big fans of Gagliano here on Solarpunks. 

Jay reviewed her book ‘Thus Spoke The Plant’ earlier this year.

[titleknown]

Partial Fancast Idea For Awful Hospital

For that one anon who asked me, apologies for this being months after you asked it:

Fern: Alana Bridgewater

Willis: A pitched-up Richard Horvitz doing his Raz voice

Eyeslob: Frank Welker making Frank Welker noises

Dr Phage: Weird Al Yankovic

Dr Circula Tori: Hatsune Miku. Yes, really.

Dr. Mann: @prozdvoices doing a Tony Jay impersonation

Jay: Jeff Bennet doing his Peppermint Larry/Joker voice

Crash: An UTAUloid made from Harlan Ellison’s voice.

Harmburger: Frank Welker making different Frank Welker noises

BBQ Girill: @knittinggiantbeanies

Balmer: Jermaine Clement doing his totally-not-Tim-Curry voice

Chip: Joel Hodgson

Lexicovermis: Tom Kenny

And that’s all I can think of so far!