#Dorian pavus i miss you����😭

[huldrabitch]

Ok I'm drinking and it's late, but imagine in DA4 Dorian has been introduced to Rook as this scary powerful magister by whoever. Then later Varric "pulls some strings" for Rook (he just sends a fucking letter he wants to sound cool) to have the magister meet with Rook because we need him to figure out something either with magic and his research, resources, or politically pulling string for us to be able to do something.

And then we finally find him and it's been a mess to get to the meeting point because it's by the border of tevinter because we have our team and Taash can't just valts in and it's just-

(Tiny artistic rendition bc I can't explain rn) You know?

[magic-multicolored-miracle]

Dragon Age: Absolution Episode 4/5 aka All Powerful Fuckboy

Everyone’s so dramatic. Which, when dealing exclusively with a group of powerful mages/warriors/assassins is...a recipe for disaster. 

Episode 4

Girl I need you to calm the fuck down.

Also sir, they are Adventurers, not parasites, although I can see how you might get the two confused

Yeah, under control. Definitely. By Thedas standards anyway

"The dragon is awake" said so casually Concerns™ me

It's cute that you think that plan's going to work.

I mean...the blood's already spilled, it's a shame to let it go to waste? It's not like he's taking new blood

Got it, so you're going to make sure she doesn't find the evidence

These Vints' helmets are stupid as fuck.

Using the obvious crush to win his trust, you really do have all the moves Roland.

I don't trust that dragon, it felt a little too easy.

That's a lot more blood than pressure and a cloth are going to fix...

Does anything good ever come from Harrowings?

You're not supposed interfere with a Harrowing. No wonder it went shit-sideways.

Oh he's got ambitions and dreams. Fuck.

And he doesn't take rejection well...I trusted you for 5 seconds and you go and turn into a fuckwad

That was your takeaway from this whole thing? Honey...

Episode 5

What truth, little Magister? I think you're the one missing reality

Yes, go to Skyhold. Skyhold is great. Let the Inquisitor sort it out, they already do everything else in the world. 

So call Magisters Dorian Pavus and Maevaris Tilani and fucking fix things. They are trying and could use the extra hands/support

Ah yes because lying, trickery, torture, murdering the person she loves, and generally being a douche are really the rational and helpful approach here Rez. Brilliant strategy for convincing her you care and not to be afraid.

Nice armor upgrade Lacklon

How do you know he's Orlesian by sight alone? He's not even wearing a ridiculous mask

Girl, I really hope this is a clever ploy and you weren't stupid enough to actually fall for that trap...

but Qwydion and maybe Tassia seem to be the only ones with the brain cell ever and it's 1 collectively for the whole show, so it's not a ton of hope

Plan D for Dragon, alright. Now run.

You have nothing to be sorry for Miri, you saved your brother right there, and set him free finally 😭

I respect tear it all down but I am concerned about how ill-prepared this was. Cus now you have to round up your friends, assuming they're alive, and deal with a dragon, hopefully without so much collateral damage that it stops being worth it