#Don't ask why nico's in cabin 7 at 2 am lmao

[sprucestairs]

pjo incorrect quotes part 4

I couldn't think of a funny title cause I'm sick

Clovis, in game chat: how do I play?

*Clovis has drawn first blood*

*Clovis is on a killing spree*

*Clovis is on a rampage*

*Clovis is unstoppable*

*Clovis is dominating*

*Clovis is godlike*

Clovis: lol don't worry, I figured it out.

Annabeth: why do I always try to tell people we're cool? We are so very uncool.

Nico, sleep deprived: do you think different paints have different tastes?

Pollux: they do.

Lou Ellen: why did you say that with such confidence?

Connor: my head hurts.

Malcolm: that's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Percy: is five a lot of followers?

Drew: it depends. On instagram? No, five isn't a lot of followers. In a dark alleyway? Yes, five is a lot of followers.

*At 2 am in cabin 7*

Austin: what if food had people names and people had food names?

Kayla: hey spaghetti, we're having Austin for dinner.

Will: what is wrong with you two?

Nico: shut up, chocolate.

Drew: it's illegal to look better than me.

Sherman: guess we're all going to jail then.

Percy: petition to remove the 'd' from 'wednesday'

Clovis: wednesay.

Percy: ...not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible.

Clarisse: when life gives you lemons, what do you do?

Katie: make lemonade!

Clarisse: no, you throw the lemons back up in the sky and make life deal with it's own shit.

Chiron, trying to fill out legal paperwork: were you AMAB or AFAB?

Lou: bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Castor: I was created in a lab.

Nico: I just straight up spawned in.