#Don’t watch it for Maleficent and Hades or Hook or whatever they have like two lines each

[meteor752]

Descendants the rise of red has without a doubt the weirdest, most abrupt ending I have ever seen. Like, I know they’re teasing a sequel, but they were doing so much and then did not deliver on any of it, and I have never seen been more disappointed in a movie

[thewritersofdeceased]

A Dark Rainy Night

Morgie Le Fey & James Hook (featuring Maleficent and Hades)

Fandom ; Descendants Rise Of Red

rain. it was a lovely thing. the sound of it gently hitting the windows of merlin academy, at least captain james hook thought so. although he was outside, standing by the waters in order to enjoy the moment. He hadn’t brought his jacket, having thought the day would be sunny. after all, he had been in the water part of the day, but now he was just in a white button up, his black jeans and a pair of black boots. the pirate hadn’t heard the rustling of the trees and bushes behind him, until the voice of a familiar person pierced his ears. “what’re you doing out here, hook?” the voice of the youngest member of the group hook had been in, the voice of morgie wasn’t hard to decipher amongst the area. letting out a sigh and humming in response, the pirate turned to look up at the boy sitting just on a tree branch. he hadn’t replied, looking up as morgie raised a brow to him. “come on, hooksy. it’s dark out here and it’s cold..” the sorcerer explained to the ravenette, who merely shrugged his shoulders. “oh, i love it when it’s all dark and gloomy like this. it’s a joy to see the clouds all dark.” the pirate explained to the boy above, turning to make his way towards the water again. morgie could see why, but he didn’t enjoy this as much as the hook wearing boy. 

”what if you get sick, ay?” morgie questioned, clutching the dark green snake scaled jacket he wore close to him. he knew the pirate would deny ever getting sick, but it was something he noticed. it was springtime, the worst time to ever get sick because of allergies and everything of the sort. shaking his head, morgie continued to watch the pirate, making sure he wouldn’t get hurt, slip in the mud, whatever else there was. “come onnn! hooksy, it’s late, and we both know we’ll get sick if we stay out here long enough!” and surely, morgie didn’t want to deal with hades or maleficent lecturing him about being out in the rain. a groan escaped the pirate, his head leaning back as the rain fell down onto the ground below and himself. “morgie, sweet, sweet, morgie. we’ll be fine.” he knew they wouldn’t be fine, at least the pirate himself. after all, hook didn’t bother to bring a jacket, which made the younger frown from where he sat. “if i have to carry you, hook, i will.” morgie threatened, having carefully climbed down from the tree and being careful of the mud that had begun to stain the ground below. the sorcerer let out a groan of complaint towards the pirate, running a hand through his hair. “why didn’t you bring a coat! you’re going to get sick, james!” the real name is what made hook tense up.

he didn’t respond for a while, standing as he stared out into the open sea. it wasn’t until he felt something be draped onto his shoulders. looking to the boy now standing alongside him, morgie held a genuine worried expression. “alright, alright. you’re so worried.” the pirate teased as he gently ruffled the shorter boys hair, earning a sudden push away. “i’m worried because i care about you, hook. i’m not trying to get sick, and neither are you.” he explained to the boy, gently taking ahold of the pirates hand, beginning to head back towards the dorms. “i don’t understand why you do.” hook mumbled, covering a yawn. sure, rainy weather was nice and all, but it did make him tired. it was the reason he could fall asleep quickly. anything but ticking clocks helped the boy fall asleep quick. “because you’re my friend.” the sorcerer added quickly, just above a whisper. a murmur, he’d even think. the pirate hummed in response, slightly leaning against the sorcerer who tried to avoid being in open spaces. there was silence between the two boys before hook spoke up with a tired and calm tone of voice. “...thank you.” the sudden phrase made morgie’s expression change from confusion to a genuine look of surprise.

”... you’re welcome, hook.” the serpent then replied, wrapping his arm around the tired pirate in order to keep him from stumbling. “here, how about i carry you? i’m strong enough.” morgie suggested to the boy, earning a soft hum. which, to the serpent meant that would be okay with the pirate. pausing in his steps, the dirty blonde, basically brunette, picked up the black haired boy up carefully into his arms. “this okay?” morgie questioned, earning a soft voice from the pirate, who was bound to fall asleep from the rain falling around the two. “..yeah.. this is fine.” hook replied to te others questioned, making sure the arm that was dangling was his hook, rather than his free hand. even if he would fall asleep, he didn’t want morgie to be cut by the sharper points of the hook. as morgie adjusted the pirate in his arms, he began to walk all the way back to the dorms once again. sure, of course it was difficult to open the doors, but at least hook was getting the sleep he deserved. morgie knew the ticking of the clock in the rooms had made the pirates' sleep schedule get terrible. the two shared a dorm, of course the serpentine had noticed. for one of the most energetic of the group, morgie noticed a lot, but never once spoke on it.

entering the shared dorm(more like he dragged himself into the gods dorm) his eyes noticed two of the other members, the more parental figures of the group. Maleficent, or just Mal to him, lifting her head from where she’d been sat. “where were you two?” she questioned, raising a brow. hades looked practically asleep himself, his head slightly resting in his girlfriend’s lap. yeah… the god was asleep. otherwise, he’d be awake lecturing the boy for being out in the rain. then again, hades himself hated rain, it always ruined the fire he would either create or set somewhere. “i had to go and get him. it’s late, and we all know how badly he enjoys the rain.” morgie explained to the fae, who hummed in acknowledgment. she had been running a gentle hand through her boyfriends hair, watching as the blue haired boy slept peacefully for once. as she watched morgie through sharpened eyes, she hummed something to herself. “he’s going to get sick in those clothes.” she commented as she waved it off with her hand. morgie had looked over for a second, placing the pirate down on the spare bed that hades truly never had a reason for. the god despised roommates, so he had tried to get a room to himself. with enough threatening, it worked. “well, i’m not going to fix his shirt. he’s asleep. and i’m not going to make him uncomfortable.” the serpentine explained, shaking his head.

”now, did i say that?” maleficent spoke calmly, shaking her own head before letting out a sigh. “just… cover him with the blanket. he’ll wake up and be able to change.” she explained before letting out a soft sigh. “go get some sleep, morgie. there’s always a spot for you in this room somewhere.” she explained, nodding to the boy who turned to the fae, humming in response before going to the couch that hades had probably dragged in from who knows where. he usually would use his jacket as a blanket, but it was beyond freezing. “here, i know it’s cold.” maleficent spoke up as she had carefully moved her love, so the god was sleeping in a better position. half sprawled out, but not enough to take up the whole bed. Standing to her feet and going to the serpentine, she held a blanket out, which morgie had gracefully accepted. “..thank you. I’ll talk to you both in the morning? I think it’ll be a bit until he wakes up.” he explained as he motioned to the now asleep pirate.

maleficent nodded in response, going over to the lights and turning them off. “yes, yes. goodnight, morgie.” the fae spoke softly, watching as darkness surrounded the room and the rain pattered against the windows. soon, after going back to the bed, silence then surrounded everyone. the group of four asleep. only until the afternoon hours struck for their classes.

[fangirlfics]

Never Should’ve Let You Go (Harry Hook x reader)

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My first Harry Hook x reader!!! I don’t know if anyone’s even going to read this but it was fun to write. :)

summary: y/n returns to the Isle of the lost to help save Ben with the vk’s and Lonnie, she tries convincing Harry to go back with her with no success and after that she thinks that she’ll never see him again. Months later Harry successfully jumps through the barrier with Gil to find Auradon under a sleeping curse. 

word count: 2,314

 “Hey, can you pass me that book?” y/n asked Harry, he threw it to her watching as she packed for Auradon. y/n was one of the vk’s that had been chosen to attend Auradan prep-to say she was excited was an understatement. It was her dream to go there.

“You goin’ ta miss me lassie?” Harry asked with his infamous grin.

“Of course, who else is going to call me lassie?“ She asked, imitating his accent while saying the word ‘lassie’.

Harry chuckled before dropping his smile “How long is this goin ta last?” He asked. The truth was he was scared of being separated from y/n for so long-terrified even, she was one of the few things that made the isle more bearable-but he’d never admit it. He was too prideful. He was pretty sure that he was in love with her.

“It’s only for a little while.” She told him, getting closer to the boy. “There’s a plan to steal the fairy godmother’s wand and take down the barrier.” She whispered, “We’ll see each other soon.” 

“hmm” He thought, wrapping his arms around y/n pretending to think. “Ok, don’ you keep me waitin’ too long.” He told her resting his forehead against hers. He tried to kiss her but y/n pecked the corner of his mouth before backing up. “Always a tease.” He complained, making y/n laugh. 

“I’ll see you soon.” y/n said once more but before she could leave, Harry caught her wrist, pulling her back and planting his lips on hers-capturing her in a passionate kiss. 

“Don’t be gone fer too long.” He told her, bringing her into a hug. 

“I-”     

“y/n! Get down here already!“ A voice came from downstairs.

“That’s my cue.“ she said kissing Harry’s cheek. She backed up, holding his hand and let go once she was a few steps away. “Don’t miss me too much.“ She joked.

“I’m more worried about you.“ Harry shouted back once she was out the door, he smiled to himself when he heard her laugh-secretly wishing that he could go with her. 

(days later)

“Harry y/n’s on tv.“ Gil shouted, pointing to the small screen behind the counter. Harry had just walked into Ursula's Fish and Chips, but once he caught a glance of y/n on the tv he walked over quickly to watch. “Oh the wand!” Gil exclaimed with a mouth full of food, “didn’t you say that-”

“Shut ye mouth!” He snapped, raising his hook in the air. ‘This is it’, he thought. Once Mal grabbed the wand. ‘The barriers coming down’. 

Then Maleficent showed up and the vk’s changed their minds-betraying their parents trust and crushing Harry’s hopes. 

And the rest of the isle kids were still stuck on the isle.

(present time)

y/n stood behind Mal watching as her friend and Uma argued. Her eyes scanned the pirate ship-recognizing a few faces before seeing Harry with Ben on the plank. “Mal, whatever you do it’s gonna be a lose-lose, there’s gotta be a better way!” Ben’s voice rang out. Harry and y/n made eye contact for a moment before she turned away. 

In truth Harry felt betrayed-y/n had hurt him more than anyone ever had. She had promised before that the wand would be taken and the barrier taken down, but it seemed that she had changed her mind-choosing to stay with her friends and have a perfect life in Auradon-dooming Harry and everyone else that was still stuck on the Isle. “Silly king!” Uma yelled out-ripping Harry away from his thoughts-“You? Give me? You're gonna give me a chance? Well, not a chance!”

After a little while longer the wand had been handed over and turned up being a fake-that’s when the fighting between the two sides began. y/n was on the ground with a pirate pointing their sword at her-when the sword was knocked out of their hand. Jay helped the girl up, pushing the pirate off of the ledge and into the water. “You ok?” He asked and she nodded, taking the sword that he held out to her. “I know this is hard for you.” He told her-referring to Harry, “try to stay up here.” 

Well she had tried, but she was now closer to the ship than she had intended-trying to get to the exit where her friends were. “y/n!” Harry’s voice came from behind her. She looked over-spotting the pirate struggling to get out of the water.

“y/n come on!” Mal shouted from somewhere behind. 

y/n ignored her friend, reaching down to take Harry’s hand and help him back onto the wooden dock. He looked up at her and the two stared at each other for a moment. “Come with us.” y/n said out of nowhere, making Harry chuckle. “I’m serious.” She pleaded. 

“I’m not leavin’ Uma and Gil behind.” He told her before sadly adding “not like you left us.”

Her mouth opened in disbelief, “Harry I-”

“y/n!” Jay’s voice rang out, “come on!”

y/n looked back to her friends. “Stay.” Harry said, taking y/n’s hand. “Stay with me.” His blue eyes were pleading and this was the most vulnerable y/n had ever seen the boy. She put her other hand over his, squeezing it. 

“I can’t.” She whispered.

“y/n!” Jay called again.  

“Harry you can come with us, Uma and Gil and everyone else too. Come with me..” She begged holding his hand, he let go looking down. “Please.” y/n whimpered-feeling tears well up in her eyes. “We can have a better life in Auradon-a happy life please....I love you.” That was the first time either of them had said that.   

He silently watched her for a moment, looking at the ground-he didn’t have to say his answer.

y/n’s eyebrows furrowed as she bit her lip. “Harry...?” She asked with a breaking voice, “Harry.”

“Yer friends are callin’ ye.“ He croaked. “Just leave-it’s what yer good at.“

“But...“ 

“y/n!“ It was Carlos’s turn to shout her name this time. y/n looked back to her friends then to Harry-debating what to do. A purple color bomb came out of nowhere suddenly-blocking everyone’s vision. When it cleared y/n was gone.

Harry had lost her a second time. 

(months later)

“Don’t worry Jane, I’m sure Carlos will be here.“ y/n told her friend, putting a hand on her shoulder. “He’s probably just running late.” 

Jane glanced at her friend, offering a nervous smile. 

Carlos however was going back to the isle with the other vks, but y/n of course didn’t know since she arrived extra early to Jane’s party to help with decorations, and the vk’s were in a rush to get Hade’s ember. 

“I just don’t don’t get what’s taking him so long...“ Jane said with worry, “are there birthday parties on the isle?”

“um..“ y/n glanced at her friend “if by birthday party you mean eating stolen cake with dirt and flies then yes...“ She chuckled, making Jane giggle as well.

“um y/n?“ Jane asked staring up the hill.

y/n looked to where Jane was starring, gasping when she saw a pink mist covering the place. It started to make it’s way down to where the two girls stood. “Don’t let her see you!” y/n warned her friend upon seeing Audrey. 

“The enchanted lake! Come on!” Jane told y/n, taking hold of her wrist and pulling her towards the direction of the water. 

“I don’t know how to swim.”

“It’s fine-we just need to get deep enough to bend down into the water.” Jane reassured her. y/n nodded, submerging into the lake. They waited a few moments until Audrey disappeared before coming back up.”Was that Audrey?” Jane asked with a mix of confusion and worry.

“With maleficent’s staff.”

“And the crown!”

“We need to warn people!” y/n told Jane, getting out of the water.

“Let me just fill this water gun up with the lake water. Who knows, we might need it.”

“Knowing the vk’s, they’re probably on top of this already.” y/n told Jane-who had just finished filling up the water gun. “Come on, we should go look for them.”

The two wandered around the woods for a while before making it to Evie’s cottage, “Let’s check here.” Jane told y/n, she nodded in agreement.

With a bobby pin from Jane’s hair, y/n picked the lock after nobody answered the door. “I think that Doug was here-“ The door opened, revealing Audrey standing in the cottage-scepter in hand, with Chad beside her. On instinct y/n swung the door open wider-hiding Jane from Audrey’s view. “Audrey you don’t have to do this!” y/n told the girl, staying put, “just wake everyone up and I promise-”

“Promise me what?” Audrey snapped, “There’s nothing you can possibly offer me that I want!”

“Audrey.” y/n said carefully “I don’t know why you’re doing this, but you can fix it.”

“I don’t want to fix it!” She hissed, “I’m having the time of my life.” She added with a laugh, “you on the other hand, won’t be so lucky. Chad let’s go!” She boomed.

“Wait Au-” but it was too late. Audrey hit the scepter against the floor board and began to teleport. “Sweet dreams...” Her fading voice cackled.  The same pink mist from earlier surrounded y/n, making it’s way to her. 

“y/n!“ Jane called out, taking a step closer.

“No!“ y/n yelled, throwing her arms out to stop Jane from getting to close. “don’t waste the water on me-“ Then she fell to the ground asleep and the pink mist disappeared. 

“y/n!“ Jane yelled, rushing to her friend’s side. She looked around in a panic wanting to cry. She took a deep breath, closing her eyes and stood up. “Don’t worry y/n.” She whispered, “I’m going to drag you into the house and then find everyone else.” 

It didn’t take long for Jane to lay y/n on a couch. She had just carefully laid y/n’s head on a pillow when she heard a roar coming from the woods. She had followed it and found Carlos, Jay two other boys she didn’t recognize, and Ben in beast form. She didn’t have to think twice before spraying him with the water from the enchanted lake. After a happy reunion with Carlos Jay spoke up, “Jane do you know where Audrey went?”

“No but y/n-”

At the mention of y/n, Harry’s head snapped to look at her. “ye know y/n?”

“...Yeah.” Jane nodded, “she’s my friend.”

“That’s Harry and Gil.” Jay told Jane and she nodded.

“What about y/n?” Carlos asked.

“She’s under the sleeping curse.“ Jane explained, “Audrey showed up out of nowhere and cursed her before leaving!”

“y/n’s under the sleepin’ curse?” Harry almost yelled. Normally he didn’t act emotional, but he was worried now.  “Where?”

“At Evie’s cottage.” Jane said, “come on.” The group made it to Evie’s cottage with no trouble, finding the girls there too. They had their short reunion and Mal ran into Ben’s arms. Harry however went straight for the door. 

“Where is she?” He asked almost losing his temper. Uma knew exactly what he was talking about and nodded her head towards the cottage, leading the way.

Harry froze for a second after seeing y/n fast asleep on a couch. He creeped forward-as if a sudden movement would disturb her. “I should’ve been here.” He whispered, kneeling down beside her. “I’m sorry-I drove you away and now yer-”

“Hey Harry.” Gil called from the doorway. 

“Can’t ye see I’m havin’ a moment?” Harry yelled to the boy.

“Well yeah but...why don’t you try kissing her?” He asked.

“An’ why would I do that?” Harry asked looking up aggrivated. 

“Well you know..true loves kiss.” Gil told him with a smile as if it were obvious. “Uma said it works every time.”

“It does.” Uma said from beside Gil.

“Well it won’t work this time.” Harry whispered.

“Why not?” Gil asked confused, “don’t you love her?”

“Course I love her!” Harry snapped, looking back down at y/n. “But she’s gotta love me too, and I doubt she does after how I acted-I hurt her.”

“She hurt you too, but you still love her.” Gil said. 

“Why don’t you just try?” Jay asked.

“I can’t.” Harry told the boy, “what if it doesn’t work?” He closed his eyes-he didn’t think he could bare it if it didn’t work.

“She loves you.” Jay told the pirate, “I don’t know why since you’re kind of a jerk-” he stopped talking when Harry glared at him. “But she does and I don’t think she’ll ever stop.” 

“If you don’t try you’ll never know.” Uma told him, patting Gil’s shoulder as a hint to leave.

Once they were alone Harry looked down at y/n sighing. He pulled a strand of her back with his hand, softly caressing her cheek. “Please work.” He whispered. He leaned down closing his eyes and pressed his lips against hers softly.

Nothing happened. 

Harry looked away sadly, “I’m sorry lass.” He said-about to cry.

But he didn’t see her eyes flutter open. “Harry?” y/n asked confused, Harry’s head snapped in her direction and his mouth opened in shock before a smile formed on his lips. 

“y/n!” He exclaimed, wrapping his arms around the girl. “It worked!” 

y/n hugged him back laughing, “what-what are you doing here?”

“I jumped through the barrier before it closed.” He laughed resting his forehead against hers. “I love ye y/n, more than anything.”

y/n smiled, wrapping her arms around his neck again, “I love you too.”   

[jesshq]

disney villain and henchmen randomness:

made this for @slashingdisneypasta

all of these are random things I thought the villains and henchmen would be like, I hope you like them

also I censored cussing that was text, but if you go to the video links there will be cussing so be warned, also if you watch the video’s imagine the Disney villain or henchmen are those people in the videos:

1.

Panic, kronk, lefou, Reuben, Kaa, Joanna, and fidget: “eating a cinnamon bun each”

 The other henchmen: cannibalism/cannibals…

Panic, kronk, lefou, Reuben, Kaa, Joanna, and fidget: ? “Heard that and don’t get it why their being called cannibals”

(they are cinnamon rolls and must be protected)

2.

Diablo: you insufferable, reprehensible, deplorable, vermin

Goon 1 (the pig like one): wha?

Goon 2 (bird like one): it’s aristocratic talk for “f$#% off dips$#%$”

3.

Horus: you’re full of s$#%.

Iago: my overall personality or my dishonesty?

4.

Banzai:  ED! Don’t run with sharp rocks!

Banzai: “hands Ed a sharp bone” try this

(This one had scissors and a butterfly knife but the hyenas are from the pridelands so sharp rocks and bones seem more accurate)

5.

[in a argument]

Pain: f$%# you

Pegasus: “in a horse which the imps can understand” later, now listen here you little shit…

(I ship pain x Pegasus ok….pain even admits he loves Pegasus in the movie 2when Pegasus was beating him and panic up)

6.

Kronk: “making spinach puffs and freezing” my sad friend senses are tingling…

“Cut showing a crying Anastasia”

Kronk: “runs for her startling her” ahhhhh!!!!

Anastasia: aaahhhh!?!?!?!

kronk: “hugs her” no cry friend

Anastasia: “giggles and wipes tears from her eyes”

7.

(Look up animated a grump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaV8NeT0fnY&t=835s and imagine pain and panic as arin and Iago or flotsam and jetsam as Danny, and a random henchmen as Ross)

8.

(Another game grumps thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xrS5NEBKjU  )

“Ursula, and jafar and hades playing a glitchy game”

Ursula: now look how silly this is “flying around”

Hades: you have to….”character gets stuck”

Jafar and Ursula: oh...ooohhhhh “hades gets up and leaves glowing red” heheheh

Jafar: hades don’t leave hehehehe “hades closes the door”

Ursula: HAAAAADEEEEEES I LOVE YOU~ “trying to get the characters free”

hades: NO IM F%&$ING DONE!! IM F%&$ING DONE!!

Jafar: “losing his s&$t laughing” no your not

Hades: this is bulls&$#

Ursula: hades! “Laughing at hades rage too”

Hades: look at this bull#$& man

Jafar: hades! “Laughing more”

Hades: you gotta draw a line in the sand!

Ursula: hades “laughing more”

Hades: you have to draw a line in the f#$%ing sand guys!!

Ursula and jafar: “laughing so hard” 

Hades: you have to make a statement!!!

Hades: “as Ursula and Jafar laugh harder” you gotta look inside yourself and say ‘what am I willing to put up with today?’ NOT F*&%ing THIS!!! “Flames up and points to the tv screen”

Ursula: “gets the character free” IM FREE I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

9.

(Listen to grump it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9gRg3_A-RM  thinking of Disney villains and henchmen raging at a game)

10.

Scar: “to facilier” what do you wanna eat?

Friends from the other side: the souls of the innocent~

Facilier and shadow (facilier’s shadow): a bagel 

Friends from the other side: NO!

Facilier and shadow: 2 bagels

11.

Kaa and shere khan, cruella de vil, Horus and jasper: “to hades and pain and panic, scar and the hyenas” did you know you can’t say bubbles angry 

Hades and pain and panic, scar and the hyena: really?

“Later”

Maleficent: does anyone know why hades, scar and their henchmen are on the roof trying to angrily yell/screaming bubbles on the roof

Kaa and shere khan, cruella de vil, Horus and jasper: “choke on their drink/food in laughter”

12.

Iago and jafar: “notice hades and the imps over working” what are you doing?

Hades and the imps: working

Jafar and Iago: you guys should rest, look at your hands “gestures to hades and the imps cramping hands from signing scrolls”

Hades and the imps: we’re ok just let’s us-

Jafar and Iago: “pouting” 

Hades and the imps: what’s that look for?

Jafar and Iago: “grabs their friends and tries to drag them off their chairs but fails” GO REST

scar and the hyenas: “see this and join in trying to pester hades and the imps into taking a break” you can work later

Jafar and Iago: “leave to Ursula and the eels room where hook and mr smee are” Ursula, flotsam and jetsam, mr smee and hook. Hades and the imps are overworking themselves again…

Ursula and the eels: excuse?!?...

Mr smee and hook: what?!?...

“Little later”

Ursula and eels: “coiled around hades and the imps with coils and tentacles and drags them off their chairs by their desks” HADES! PAIN AND PANIC! REST!

Hades and the imps: “unholy screeching and complaints as their dragged to their room”

Hook and mr smee: “follow to help Ursula and the eels”

Facilier and shadow (insert other villains and henchmen):  “coming back from the store and see Ursula and the eels dragging hades and the imps to their room, with hook and smee following” f$#% this s#$& we’re out “leaves”

(hades and the imps are workaholics)

13.

Frollo: “minding his own business when hades, facilier, shadow and the imps tap him from behind and he turns around ” OOOOOH MY F&#$ING GOD!, IT'S A DEMON/WITCHCRAFT SPAWN!! JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE F$#&!!! OH MY F$#%ING GOD! F%&#ING DEMON/WITCHCRAFT SPAWNS! JESUS CHRIST “falls on his knees” WHAT THE F$#$#$#$#$#&!!!

Hades and facilier: “losing their s#$& laughing”

Pain and panic and shadow: “as well laughing hard”

14.

Hades: “holding pain and panic and his third imp neurosis (actually a canon thing in the animated series)” these are my sons you can’t have them... good day sir

“Person tries to touch the imps”

Hades: “flares up and holds the imps tighter” I SAID GOOD DAY SIR! “leaves with the imps”

15.

“The villains and henchmen are out in a mall and missing hades, jafar and Ursula as well as their henchmen in the crowd”

Mr smee and hook: oh dear we’re missing some of us

Shadow and facilier: oh don’t worry

Gaston and lefou: no one can find allies like Gaston and lefou

Facilier, Gaston, lefou and shadow: “takes a deep breaths and yell” HADES, JAFAR AND URSULA ARE THE WEAKEST AND IDIOTS OF THE DISNEY VILLAINS / PAIN AND PANIC, FLOTSAM AND JETSAM AND IAGO ARE THE WEAKEST AND DUMBEST OF THE HENCHMEN!!!!

“A giant snake and angry squawks, electric zaps along with a women yell, and three fire flare ups of teal, red, and pink appear in the crowd each followed by angry cursing and more”

Gaston and lefou, shadow and facilier: found them ^^~

All the other villains and henchmen: oh boy/dear/dang it

16.

(vanossgaming team 6 animated prank part: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CguHTxrMQ0A  (imagine the henchmen as human like with animal/creature parts example iago looks like a harpy): with vanoss being iago, wildkat being banzi, basically as shadow, delirious being flotsam and jetsam, terroriser being pain and panic (due to their immortal state XD) and nogla being a ‘I don’t know what’s going on’ kronk )

17.

Hades: BOYS!!!!

Pain and Panic: WHATEVER IT WAS WE DIDN'T DO IT!!!

Hades: “realizes the thing he was looking for and thought the imps stole it was on his desk the whole time” oh...NEVER MIND 

18.

(before I do this one I need to explain, my headcanon that the disney characters have ‘worlds’ they live in with their movies era example: hercules characters live in ‘ancient’ greece in their ‘world’ but have some modern day things made using magical things (like TV, indoor plumbing, magic like phones) added to their ‘worlds’ but hercules, aladdin and little mermaid characters are share the same ‘world’ as in the hercules animated series: ursula appears in the episode hercules and the bacchanal, and then there's hercules and the arbian night where hades and jafar team up)

Maleficent: “thinking with ursula” so are you and hades related and you, him and jafar are from the same world  ooorrrr….

Ursula: I honestly don’t know…. I know we live in the same ‘world’ but… “thinking too” my father is Hades and Zeus’s brother if i'm right.....

19. 

Pain and Panic, Iago and Shadow and Flotsam and Jetsam: “flying/swimming round around hyper as all hell” WOOOOOOOO

Faciler and Jafar: “groans as they watch their henchmen on sugar high”

Hades: ok who’s the wise guy who gave them sugar…. “Tired/angry dad mood activated”

Kronk: I did...they wanted to test some sweets for me…”thinks he’s going to get in trouble”

Ursula: oh well then that's ok then Kronk you didn’t know, that they get sugar high

Jafar: I'm not dealing with the crash thou.. Uh where did they go?

Frollo: “in a different room” *HIGH PITCH GIRLISH SCREAM* THE DEMONS HAVE GONE CRAZY!!!

Hades: found them~.. “Smiles evil like” let’s leave them with him~

20.

Hades: “passed out on the couch with pain and panic asleep on him” zzzz

Jafar: “peeks over holding a marker with Iago”

gaston: “peeks over too with lefou with makeup”

“3 hours later”

Hades: “wakes up and along with the imps and they don’t notice what their friends did, and head to the kitchen”

Ursula and the eels: “see hades and the imps and choke on their cups of coffee”

Maleficent: “giggles seeing hades” good morning sexy~ 

Diablo: you girls sleep well?~ “trying not to laugh”

Hades and pain and panic: “tilt their heads” what do you mean?

“They notice their reflection in Ursula and the eels’s tank/movable water, and they see they have makeup on and writing/doodles on their faces”

Hades: oh for the love of…”glowing red”

Pain and panic: oh our gods… “eyes change”

Hades: JAFAR!!! GASTON!!! “Flares up”

Both imps: IAGO!!! LEFOU!!! “Follow their boss/’dad’ “

“Later outside shows Jafar and Gaston running from a red flamed Hades, and Iago and Lefou and running from two shapeshifted into beasts imps”

Jafar, Gaston, Iago and Lefou: WORTH IT XD

“Inside watching the chase” 

Faciler: should we tell them me and Shadow took photos of Hades and the imps and posted it online?

Hook: who’s computer did ya use? 

Shadow: “as he records the chase going on outside” cruella’s and Horus and Jaspers’s too 

Mr. smee: I guess it’s good they’re out of town then….

Yzma: me and Kronk made popcorn who wants!~

Scar: and the other villains and henchmen are placing bets: are they going to escape the wrath of the lord of the underworld and the embodiments of pain and panic? or will Hades and the imps give up?

“All the villains and henchmen inside are eating popcorn and watching the chase go on”

[evildisneydorks]

Jafar for the character ask meme

JAFAR

·         favorite thing about them

His voice. I got a weak spot for characters with very distinct and lively voices and Jafar fits in that category just perfect.

Funny story actually: In the Spanish dub (the one I grew up with) his voice maintains a low, somber and kinda flat tone most of the movie, while in the English is more playful and there are little pitch changes here and there. It’s also sexy as fuck, sue me

When I heard the original voice for the first time it immediately became my favorite thing about him.

·         least favorite thing about them

That one scene with Jasmine. It always made me uncomfy so I just skip it, end of story.

 ·         favorite line

HIS PUNS

“I’m just getting warmed up”

“You want to see how much of a snake I can be?”

 ·         brOTP

I like to see him teaming up with Maleficent and Scar for the sweet, sweet “mlm-wlw evil solidarity”.

 ·         OTP

:)

YA’LL KNOW-

Well, I already talked about FireCobra in the Hades list so I’m gonna move on with another two that have stolen my heart as well:

-Jafar x Hook, but it has to be the OUAT of Hook version because of reasons (“reasons” knows who they are)

-I’ve recently become a sucker for Maleficent/Jafar because I DON’T KNOW-

I just think their dynamic could be pretty fun with just lots of playful teasing coming up left and right.

Also, Maleficent/Jafar/Hades to get the best of all worlds

 ·         nOTP

People can like whatever they want and I respect that, but I personally don’t like Jafar x Jasmine…

Even an aged-up Jasmine doesn’t make it easier for me to like this ship.

 ·         random headcanons

He was born with magic, but was never able to master it without the need of magical artifacts such as his scepter. It was frustrating for him growing up to only be able to perform very basic magic, unlike his sister, and he swore that one day he’d become the most powerful sorcerer of the world.

 ·         unpopular opinión

I don’t know how unpopular this is but: He’s hot.

I’m not into men, but he’s hot.

The voice, those mannerisms, the way his mouth moves just forces me to admit that yes, he’s hot as hell.

What can I say? That beard is just so twisted

 ·         song i associate with them

·         Kabaret Sybarit – Rattlesnake

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLoal1-HT8I

  ·         favorite picture of them

I CAN HEAR THIS ONE-

[descendantofthesparrow]

Harry Hook x reader - abandoned

@marvelfanatic004

Could you possibly do a story about reader being Mal’s sister and pregnant with Harry’s baby during D3 and Mal doesn’t know when she says she’s going to shut the barrier? With lots of reader and Harry fluff!

You rubbed your swollen stomach, holding new life, staring at the broken tv screen in lady tramlines hair shop, as beasty boy proposed to mal…your traitorous sister who abandoned you…for three years.

Its been three years since that fateful day when mal, evie, Carlos, and Jay went to Auradon.

Two and a half years since she broke and came back, when she saw you, she seemed surprised, as if she had forgotten you.

During the planning of getting ben back, she begged you to go along with it and she would have evie take you back to Auradon.

You refused, not wanting to leave your friends…your family.

Then…then…

She had just…left. Like the cowardly traitor she was.

And now, now after THREE FUCKING YEARS, she was finally getting more kids off the isle.

You knew you weren’t going to be one of them, you didn’t bother to fill out an application, and you knew she would never choose you. She offered to give you a better life ONCE before giving up. A hero she was? Yeah right, more like a backstabbing villain.

You glared as the core four and ben climbed into mals new purple limo-like she needed more fancy shit, she was more Auradon than isle now, she’d gone soft, weak.

The strong hold on to their promises, not afraid to say what they thought, not afraid to step up and call attention.

Mal was weak, she broke every single promise, she jumped on the bandwagon, she cowered and stepped down, letting others do the hard part and then took all the credit.

Just like all the pranks you did when you were young and mal taking credit and you were just her little henchmen.

You were lucky that your mother didn’t like it.

She demanded that mal start thinking for herself, evil queens didn’t use someones else's plot to rule the world, evil was original, not a copy cat.

It was one of the few times that you were higher than Mal in your mother's view.

Dizzy skipped down the stairs, a bright smile on her face. “omg (y/n)! can you believe im going to auradon~!” you smiled at the happy 16-year-old, you held no ill feelings toward the young teen, she deserved to leave the deary isle.

“I do, you belong there sweetie” dizzy squealed, wrapping her arms around you, you hummed, giving her a tight side hug.

“When you get there you have to let me babysit okay!”

Your smile dropped, but you faked one when dizzy pulled back “of course, who else would I let take care of the little one?”

Dizzy giggled, grabbing her designs and crafts from around the room, stopping at one.

“oh!” she grabbed it and raced back over to you, holding out an interesting necklace.

“This is for you!”

It had red gems and (f/c) jewels, with silver and gold vines with leaves decorating the front, it looked like a tiara made for a fae.

“the red ones are Harry's color see, and the (f/c) ones are yours! I wanted to look like the trees of the fae like in that old book you showed me!”

You stared at it in awe “oh dizzy” you teared up, damn hormones, “I love it!” you hugged dizzy, careful of the baby bump.

“ill treasure it forever!”

Dizzy squealed “im so happy you like it! Oh!” dizzy’s aunt Anastasia came down the stairs, holding another one of dizzy’s suitcases

“come on diz, the limo is almost here”

Casting a look on the screen, you saw the barrier opening, the limo pulling in.

“aye, now love, I think its time we go home”

Strong arms wrapped around you, a thick Scottish accent purring in your ear. You sighed and nodded, grasping Harry's hand and letting him help you up.

“yeah yeah, let's go”

“bye (y/n)! bye, harry!”

“yeah yeah, bye ya runt”

“shush har, see ya dizzy!”

You exited the hair salon, entering the streets of the isle, some of the residents looking up and glaring but coward back when your eyes glowed bright (e/c) and harry flashed his hook, a crooked grin on his face.

You arrived at bargain castle, where you took the reigns after your precious sister turned mother into a lizard.

After the events of the coronation, many tried to salvage whatever they could from the castle, but you didn't let them, baring your sharp teeth and glowing eyes, the flames and shadows flickered around you. Making those who dared to try cower away and never return.

Harry was the only one to step through and manage to take something, and that caught your interest. Uma did too, glaring back just as harshly and stepping right up to you, sneering in our face.

You liked her, so you broke away from your sister's calling of ‘shrimpy’ and made peace with uma, the two of you ruling the isle.

And harry was one of your treasures, after some time, people had started to call him the consort of the isles queen.

Now, why would they be calling harry that? Because you and him had begun to…see each other? If that’s the right wording.

And no one dared to mess with the darker descendant of maleficent and the insane son of captain hook, so it was an easy match.

And it had been two years and 3 months since you had started..dating…and now, you smiled down at your protruding belly, felling the life move within.

You were pregnant with Harry's child. About 2 months pregnant to be exact. Still flat stomached enough to cover it with baggy clothes, mostly Harry's jackets and shirts.

Harry unlocked the main door, stepping in and leading you through, he quickly locked the door behind him and followed you up the stairs, and into the kitchen.

“so love” he started, plopping down on one of Cruella's old plumply chairs, sitting halfway on and his other half sticking up in the air.

“are we just gonna chill in here for the rest of the night or~” harry sang, wiggling his brows “we gonna have some fun!?” you sighed, walking over to him and sitting in his lap, laying your head down on his chest. “chill, im really tired.”

Harry hummed, sending vibrations to you “alright love” he wrapped his arms around you, snuggling into your hair and sighing happily, rubbing his thumb on your swollen stomach.

“boy or girl, the baby I mean?”

you thought for a second, before mumbling out “doesn't matter to me, ill love them even if they don’t have a gender.

Harry snorted, smiling softly “aye, I feel the same”

The two of you fell asleep on the plump couch, soft breaths, and faces tucked into the other.

---

“so my little fire fae!” your father strut around the room, being his extra self. “how's your life been~?”

now, lemme explain a thing, you had a much better relationship with your dad than mal did since you went out of your way to see him and he kinda just grew used to you and stopped trying to force you away, becoming a semblance of a real father. 

You groaned, flopping into his chair and making a fart sound.

“that bad huh?”

“being pregnant sucks!!!” you moaned, pouting at your dad, who messed with his tall fire blue hair. “how’d you deal with mom when she was pregnant with me and mal?”

Hades barked a laugh “I didn’t! she had her” he made finger quotations “friends help”

You snorted, aka the people who would cower below her and the Tremaine sisters, sounded like the fairy bitch, but you digress “so how is harry?”

You smiled, you could talk about for hours “good, he hooked a couple people who tried to get in the castle to get me yesterday”

You sat up, clapping your hands “oh! Know what I heard~”

Hades slumped his shoulders and sighed exaggeratedly “what?!”

You grinned, teeth sharp “you tried to get out~”

Hades snuffed “yeah, didn’t work”

He turned, strutting up to you and tossing his scarf around your neck “now if you would be so kind, it's my nap time~”

You rolled your eyes, swinging your legs around and standing, bumping your fist into your dad's torso.

“yeah yeah, sleep well”

----

You watched as harry lept out of the barrier, catching his eyes as he turned back, he seemed to send you a message with those ocean blue eyes of his

‘I will come back, for both of you’

You nodded back, watching as uma emerged and the chaos ensued, you also caught her eye, and her mouth dropped open slightly at your slightly protruded lower torso.

You nodded at her, telling her to go.

You watched them all walk away, seeing Harry constantly glancing back before he became a tiny dot in the distance.

before pink smoke started to gather around you, you took a step back, eyes widening,

“wha-“

Everything went black.

---this is gonna be a 2 parter btw---

[iovnyu]

happy ending (2/?)

summary: being cinderella’s daughter has many pros and cons but on top of that you are soon becoming responsible for the citizens of auradon. the first thing you do to show the citizens of your worthiness is by creating a program to bring kids from the isle of the lost, a isolated island where villains and their kids are held, onto auradon. with this new program, you undergo harsh realities and maybe a little bit of love and drama along the way, who knows?

a/n: this chapter will be explaining some things and giving some info. if you feel confused let me know so i can rewrite it to make more sense !!

y/n cautiously sat down in the car, wiping her sweaty palms on the dress she had designed. as jun, mingyu, and seokmin piled in, y/n nervously looked around.

“are you okay?”, a voice from her right says. y/n, looking towards her right, gave a tight-lipped smile, not noticing who spoke.  

“yeah, what happened to being excited? why are you nervous all of a sudden?” a deep voice interrogated - it was mingyu. as y/n looked, the young prince had concerned written across his face. she can already hear his mother saying, “don’t frown or else you’ll get wrinkles. no one wants to marry a prince with wrinkles!”

“i-i just hope they won’t hate the news i give them.” thoughts swarmed y/n’s head, she were afraid of the different reactions she would get. most importantly - how would the delinquents react?

“don’t worry. i’m pretty sure they’ll be happy,” seokmin squeezed her hand, giving a comforting smile.

“let’s hope.” y/n sighed.

the air was filled with silence as the car started to move towards the invisible gate that was above the water. y/n still gets confused about how the chauffeur can just press a button and a bridge to the isle appears.

she was deep in thought, thinking of the messages between her and mingyu. was it wrong to keep the secret from jun? seokmin doesn’t know either so it isn’t like he is the only one left out.

the first time y/n snuck out, she felt weird. a princess never did such a thing. i mean come on, a princess sneaking out of auradon to the isle of the lost - not to mention, which is filled with evil villains and their kids? it was a first and y/n knew it was definitely not the last.

she can still remember the adrenaline she got. it was after y/n caught mingyu sneaking out of the castle when everyone was supposed to be asleep. y/n threatened to tell on him to the dean if he didn’t tell her what he was hiding. he gave in after a million of loud whines from y/n - as expected, the youngest always gets what they want.

*

“you can’t wear that though. get changed into something less... expensive,” he said pointing out y/n’s blue and white sparkled nightgown.

a few minutes later y/n came out in a dark blue jumpsuit that hasn’t been worn in half a year. “is this okay?” y/n asked.

mingyu nodded and signaled to follow him. y/n found herrself on the edge of auradon facing the isle of the lost. confused y/n asked, “are we going to jump into the water or something?”

he shook his head. “no, just stay there for a second. and please don’t scream at me.”

“w-what why would i scream at y...” y/n trailed off as mingyu started to say a spell. oh, she definitely wanted to scream at him - spell chanting is forbidden, so why is he using it? y/n tried to keep your mouth shut as two motorcycles appeared with a pink aura around them.

“get on and follow my lead, okay?” mingyu whispered. still confused, y/n followed his orders and got on.

she barely had enough time to adjust her helmet before the motorcycle roared and drove into the ocean. nonetheless, y/n almost peed her pants, that was until she didn’t feel yourself being dunked into the icy water. with one eye open y/n looked at mingyu, shocked and amazed.

“h-how did you do that?” y/n spoke.

“i did research.” mingyu shrugged.

y/n didn’t notice where they were heading until she felt a cold and eerie breeze waft into her face. she looked ahead and was faced with the port of the isle of the lost.

“listen, do not look at anyone, do not speak to anyone, keep your head down, and for the love of hercules - do not smile... at all,” mingyu said as they road closer to the isle. y/n nodded, partially because she was scared to what would happen if she didn’t do as he said.

as they arrived, the motorcycles automatically drove into a dark alleyway and parked themselves. mingyu helped y/n get off and took her helmet off. he quickly put a large piece of cloth over the motorcycles, camouflaging them into whatever that was next to them.

looking around, y/n noticed how there was a dark and depressing feeling to this island. mingyu grabbed y/n’s arm and dragged her away from her thoughts. there was a bunch of random alleys and weird personalities that they encountered until they reached a tall building.

it was rusty and dark, y/n can tell that this was an abandoned building. “let’s go.” mingyu whispered. and of course, y/n followed - she did not want to lose him since he was the way out.

he walked in cautiously and whistled a little tune. slowly, a person emerged from the corner of the building. “mingyu? why is there a girl here?” the person asked.

y/n couldn’t see his face, but from his body features anyone can tell that he was fit. “i have someone i want to introduce to you all.” mingyu said.

it felt as if y/n was in a fish bowl as the boys cautiously walked towards both of them while staring at y/n with wide eyes. as they approached one by one their faces became clearer and as far as y/n can tell, they all looked around the same  age. and let me just tell you, they were all good looking. y/n was about to smile at them but stopping herself from doing so when she remembered what mingyu said.

“woah! mingyu you brought a girl? or is it a man dressed as a girl?” a voice behind y/n spoke. they all gathered in front of y/n, eyeing her up and down.

“this is y/n,” mingyu said.

“wait. y/n? like princess y/n?” the leader - as it seems - spoke. mingyu nodded and y/n waved at them.

still not getting a response, she spoke, “hi.”

“why did you bring her here?” a cute boy dressed in red said. y/n has to admit, that boy has a good fashion sense.

“she caught me sneaking out and wanted to come,” mingyu shrugged as he answered.

another cute boy with orange highlights in his hair came up to y/n. they both had stared in each other's eyes til’ it felt like eternity. he broke eye contact and bent down to grab her hand. he held it up and lightly kissed it, “princess y/n, it’s a pleasure to meet you. my name is soonyoung but you can call me later.” he winked.

y/n winked back, “well soonyoung, back at you.”

flustered, he stumbled back as a hand grabbed him. “soonyoung keep it in your pants. hello, i’m seungcheol, son of maleficent. the leader of these fuck heads.” seungcheol stepped in front of y/n, smiling.

she laughed, “hi seungcheol.”

y/n looked at the rest of the group that was watching her. one by one they introduced themselves,

“incase you haven’t seen anyone as handsome as me, my name is jeonghan aka the son of gaston.” a boy with stunning visuals approached y/n.

“if ya ever want to play hooky call me up, joshua, son of captain hook.” the next boy said.

“the name is wonwoo, son of jafar,” the most intimidating boy said.

“as usual, mingyu can’t hide things well. i’m jihoon, son of ursula.” 

“the leather on that suit is hideous by the way, i can always lend ya some fur if you want. son of cruella de vil, minghao.” said the boy with great fashion.

“my goodness sweetie mingyu must have caused you trouble, do you want some apple pie? the name’s seungkwan, son of evil queen.” he looked at y/n worried. 

“no it’s ok seungkwan,” y/n giggled.

“blue hair don’t care we are the evil, yet charming, twin sons of hades, vernon and chan at your service my lady,” two young boys with really blue hair said.

as the time passed, y/n slowly began to get comfortable around them and somehow found herself sitting with chan, away from the rest of the boys. they sat near a broken window looking out on the people below. “hey y/n?” he asked, sparking her interest.

y/n hummed a quiet yes, turning her head towards him. “do you royals... ever feel bad for us?”

“what do you mean?” she asked, confused.

“like - since your parents trapped our parents here... you guys get so much stuff handed to you but for us we have to fight for it.” he said.

not knowing what to say, she just looked away. a few moments passed until y/n spoke, “... i’m sorry that you have to do all these things to live. but to answer your question, i do feel bad.”

from that day on, she swore to herself that the first thing she would do when she gets to make her first command is to let the villain kids off the island.

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[c-mac]

Love Is A Battlefield - Harry Hook x Reader

Harry Hook x Reader [Requested by Anon]

Love Is A Battlefield

139 “Kiss me.” 138 “Don’t argue. Just do it.”  1 “Oh eff you!” “I know you would.”

“Leave it to my sister to run from all her problems,” (Y/N) whispered to Carlos as they walked around the Isle to Mal’s old apartment. Evie, Jay, Carlos, and (Y/N) had just told Ben how to blend in as a villain and then decides to bump into Gaston’s son, Gil.

“We’re here,” Evie cut off their conversation as she threw a rock at the sign. “All the way up, good luck,” she whispered to Ben as he ascended the stairs. (Y/N) looked around as they waited for Ben and Mal to come down the stairs. Being the youngest daughter of Maleficent had its ups and downs. Since King Ben had only wanted to take four children to Auradon, and Mal was the oldest she was chosen while (Y/N) was left to rot on the Isle. She made do, however, running around with Hades’ son, Hadie, and Diego De Vil, Carlos’ cousin. She was surprised she was never approached by any of Mal’s enemies, but that’s probably because they were scared Mal would come back to the Isle and hurt them.

While waiting for Ben a couple kids stopped here and there to see if it was really Evie, Jay, and Carlos, (Y/N) snapped at every one of them and drove them off. (Y/N) sighed as she stared up at where she knew Ben and Mal were talking at the moment. Soon enough they heard footsteps and Ben came down first, “So…” Evie said expectantly. “Where’s Mal?”

“She’s not coming,” Ben said sounding heartbroken and defeated as he walked away. Evie looked up before going over to the pipe they used to communicate from the warehouse and the ground.

“Mal, it’s Evie, just let us talk for a minute,” she whispered.

Mal yelled for her to go away and (Y/N) stomped over taking the pipe from Evie’s hands. “Listen up, sis. If you don’t get down here right this minute your little sis is gonna show you what an extra month on the Isle can do to you.” Her voice was harsh, but (Y/N) was ticked off and wasn’t playing around anymore. She got the go away yell too.

“Let’s just give her a couple hours to cool off,” Jay said and put a hand on Evie and (Y/N)’s shoulders.

“Uh, guys,” Carlos turned to them. “Where’s Ben?” he asked and they all looked down the dark alley where Ben disappeared. As Evie starts yelling for Ben a figure appears to walk towards them.

“Ben, don’t scare us like that.” Evie sighed and put a hand over her chest.

“Don’t scare you?” the figure drew closer, revealing it wasn’t Ben at all, it was Harry Hook. “That’s my specialty,” he let out a crazed giggle and looked around at the group.

“Harry! What did you do with Ben?” Evie asked.

“Um, we nicked him. Mhm. And if you want him, have Mal come to the Chip Shoppe, alone.” He looked over at Jay. “Aw, Jay, it seems you’ve lost your touch.” Jay went to lunge for him before getting pulled back by Evie, letting out a giggle at the attempt. He looked over at Carlos, letting out a bark before blowing a kiss to (Y/N) and turning around, starting to whistle ‘Chillin Like A Villain’ as he went.

Jay started to climb up to Mal’s apartment, Evie and Carlos choosing to take the stairs instead. “You guys get Mal to go, I’ll have the backup with me next time you see me.” Making a quick trip to the Underworld-esque home of Hades and Hadie, dragging the blue-haired boy along as they stopped at the other De Vil home, grabbing Diego.

“Come along boys, we’ve got work to do.” (Y/N) gave them both a devilish smirk grabbing some old spray paint cans.

When Mal, Evie, Jay, Carlos, and their Auradon friend, Lonnie, showed up at the docks they were greeted by a wild sight. Horns of Maleficent, Crowns of the Evil Queen, Black and White Patterns of the De Vils, and Lamps of Jafar were spray painted on Uma’s ship.

“They’re here!” They heard Gil yell and saw Harry drag a couple people over to the dock. Ben and a gagged (Y/N), yeah her backup had abandoned her.

“Finally!” Uma yelled with a delighted jump. “Huh! Let’s get this party started, I swear I’m cold-hearted. There’s no negotiation I’m not here for debatin’. You need some motivation? Just look at Ben and (Y/N)’s faces then ask yourself how long you think I’ll remain patient! I’ll throw them overboard and let them swim with killer sharks! You either hand over the wand or they’ll be ripped apart!”

“Now let’s all just be smart, although for you that must be hard. You’ll get your wand—no one has to come to any harm! Don’t try to intimidate, your bark is much worse than your bite. Who’s the baddest of them all? I guess we’re findin’ out tonight!” Mal sang, a glint of fury in her eyes as she saw her younger sister be dangled over the edge.

“Let’s go! Bring it on! Better give us what we want! It’s the wand for the crowns! If you don’t it’s goin’ down!” The pirate crew sang watching as Harry drew (Y/N) closer to the edge than Ben.

“Let’s go! Make your move! Peace or war, it’s up to you. Give them up and do it now! If you don’t it’s goin’ down!”  The VKs (and Lonnie) sang.

“We want the wand! Or else they will be gone! Your time is runnin’ out! You should really watch your mouth!” The pirates sang.

“Let’s go! Pound for pound! We’re prepared to stand our ground! Put your swords up, put ‘em up! It’s goin’ down!” The VKs sang.

“Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Make the trade! Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Or walk the plank! Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Uma, Uma, Uma - la - la - la! Make the trade! Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Uma, Uma, Uma - la - la - la! Or walk the plank!”

Gil jumped down onto the deck and gestured Uma’s arrival back to the front. Uma was now face-to-face with Mal once again.

“Okay, look, this is not a conversation, it’s a do-or-die situation! If you don’t give them back to me, I’ll have no hesitation! I’ll serve you right here, and I don’t need a reservation, that way your whole pirate crew can have a demonstration! Release them now, and we can go our separate ways… Unless you wanna deal with me and the VKs?” While Mal was singing Harry had abandoned holding them at the plank, leaving Gil there instead.

“So that’s your big speech, huh? An empty ultimatum?” Uma tapped Harry’s chin as if giving him permission to speak.

“All it takes is one swing and I’ll humiliate them, matter of fact, make one wrong move, and I’ll debilitate them, and if they even starts to slip, I’ll eliminate them! All it takes is one wrong look and I'll—” Harry was cut off by Uma grabbing him by the hook and pulling him back.

“Harry! We get it. Chill.” Harry blew a kiss to Mal as he walked back to the plank where Ben and (Y/N) were.

“Let’s go! Bring it on! Better give us what we want! It’s the wand for the crowns, if you don’t it’s goin’ down!” The pirates sang.

“Let’s go! Make your move! Peace or war, it’s up to you Give them up and do it now if you don’t it’s goin’ down!” The VKs sang.

“We want the wand or else they will be gone! Your time is runnin’ out! You should really watch your mouth!” The pirate crew sang as Harry twirled Ben and (Y/N) around.

“Let’s go! Pound for pound! We’re prepared to stand our ground! Put your swords up, put ‘em up! It’s going down!” Mal threw her hand up, a gesture for Carlos to hand her the wand.

Carlos handed Mal the decoy wand, of course, Ben and (Y/N) didn’t know it was fake and (Y/N) immediately gestured for Ben to do something since she couldn’t speak.

“Hey, we don’t have to choose! We don’t have to light the fuse, Mal, whatever you do, it’s gonna be a lose-lose there’s gotta be a better way, Uma, I promise I’ll give you your chance, you’ll have your say!” Ben pleaded for his and (Y/N)’s sakes as Uma drew her sword up.

“Silly king! You? Give me? You’re gonna give me a chance? Well, not a chance!” Uma yelled pointing her sword at them as Harry leaned his head on (Y/N)’s shoulder, casting them a wicked grin.

“Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Make the trade! Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!Or walk the plank! Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Uma, Uma, Uma - la - la - la! Make the trade! Yo, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh !Uma, Uma, Uma - la - la - la!”

“Or walk the plank!” Uma grinned at Mal as she held her sword and Mal held the wand. “Give me the wand!” She yelled their song obviously over now.

“Give me them!” Mal yelled back as she stared at Ben and her sister. Uma looked at Mal and then Harry, seeing the way his eyes slightly drifted to the younger Maleficent child.

“Harry!” She called as he dragged them over, dropping them to their knees in front of Mal. Mal held out her hand for them and Uma held hers for the wand. “Harry,” Uma said again as the young pirate sighed and drew his sword to cut the ropes.

“I never get to have any fun!” Harry said with two quick swings upwards the ropes cut off, he used his hook to cut the gag in (Y/N)’s mouth. Ben and (Y/N)’s hands shot forward to grip Mal’s hand as Uma grabbed the wand. Mal hoisted them to their feet and exclaimed that they needed to move now.

(Y/N)’s eyes lock with Harry’s as Uma tries to break the barrier with the fake wand. Seeing as it didn’t work Uma yells out and snaps the fake wand in half.

A swordfight ensues not even moments later as Mal and Carlos start throwing colored smoke bombs at the ship. Jay threw everyone a sword as the pirates started swinging off the ship right into the fight.

Uma went directly for Mal, Gil went for Ben, Harry went for Jay, and the others were fighting random pirates. (Y/N) was near Jay and Harry’s fight she quickly finished off the pirate she was fighting with by kicking him back into the water. She jumps onto the deck above where they were fighting, seeing Jay be pushed against the railing by Harry.

“Harry!” (Y/N) yelled out, a bit desperate for her friend to not be hurt. It caught him off guard for a moment and Jay held the hook in his hand as he kicked Harry backward, his hook still connected to the end of his sword.

Harry looked back at (Y/N) for a moment, then dropped his sword and beckoned for the hook. Jay, however, had other plans as he went to the side railing and dropped the hook into the waters below. Harry didn’t even think twice as he grabbed his sword and dropped into the waters below after it. (Y/N) ran to the side to look in the waters below, seeing the red of his coat swimming to the other side where Uma was standing.

(Y/N) ran over to where Lonnie was fighting and joined in with her watching as Harry called out to Uma to help him up and she did without a second thought. (Y/N) let out a breath she didn’t know she was holding before she saw Uma go for Mal and Harry go for Ben.

Somewhere during the fight after they threw their last smoke bomb, Mal and Ben managed to get away and Carlos, Evie, Jay, and Lonnie ran through the tunnel back to where their limo was parked. Ben called out for Mal and she looked back to her sister who was holding off a couple pirates. “Mal! Just go!” She yelled out to her older sister, kicking back one of the pirates that got too close. Mal didn’t move from the beginning of the tunnel so (Y/N) took matters into her own hands as she kicked the walkway between the tunnel and ship, letting it fall into the waters below.

“(Y/N)!” Mal yelled as Harry Hook appeared behind her and grabbed her around the waist and tugging her back, the swords falling as she went. Mal took one last look at her sister, her yelling for Mal to go, and turned around running back to the limo.

The dungeon on the ship was damp, dark, and cold. (Y/N) took to the floor instead of the uncomfortable mattress they kept in there. It was quite in the cell except for the creaks the ship made as it rocked back and forth. Suddenly a low whistle of ‘The Elegant Captain Hook’ filled the cell and (Y/N)’s eyes drifted from the floor to the bright blue eyes of Harry Hook. He gave her a wicked smile, the mania obvious in his eyes.

“It’s a shame we had to lock ye up, las. But ye cost us our king, our ticket to freedom, not just for us… no, it was for everyone stuck on this cursed island, including ye,” his eyes shined with disappointment. He went to kneel down in front of her. “Ye know I just want what’s best for ye, las.” He placed a hand on her cheek and she leaned into his touch.

“Are you okay?” she asked him, a small frown on her face. His eyes held immense confusion, but before he could ask what she meant she answered for him. “You went in after your hook, you didn’t get hurt by anything in the water, right?” He slowly nodded at her.

“I’m fine, princess,” he assured her as he pulled her into his lap. (Y/N) turned to look at him, nuzzling her face into his shoulder.

“Harry,” she whispered and he turned his head slightly to look at her. “Kiss me.” Harry’s grip on her tightened on her as his eyes widened.

“No, ye need rest, (Y/N), yer not in your right mind state, love. We can talk again when yer rested up nice and well,” he went to lift her and place her on the mattress but she protested and wrapped her arms tightly around his neck.

“Don’t argue. Just do it.” It wasn’t a request anymore, she meant it as a demand. Harry gave one of his crazed giggles and leaned down, leaving centimeters between their lips.

“On second thought…” (Y/N) growled at him and smacked the back of his head.

“Oh eff you!” Harry laughed.

“I know ye would.”

That was all they said before Harry connected their lips for a short sweet kiss, content with each other’s presence. Harry laid down on the mattress, shifting uncomfortably before placing (Y/N) on his chest, at least she could sleep well tonight.

[I’m sorry for any mistakes in this I didn’t proof read it. Also, I’m incredibly proud of myself for writing this, I got about 2000 words in before I remembered what I was supposed to be putting. Sorry if it seems just there, so yeah, hope you enjoy!]

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Kingdom Hearts III Pt. 1

So, I'm laying in bed trying to sleep. But I guess my brain decided I haven't whined about Kingdom Hearts III to enough people. This is my one and only warning, if you don't want to hear some random loser's thoughts on the game, now is a good time to leave.

Alright, let’s start at the beginning. I would just like to state for the record that my expectations going into this were low.

Opening Cutscene

I don’t have a whole lot to say about this. It’s more or less like every other Kingdom Hearts opening, except with far more Skrillex than I would ever care to have. In any situation. But especially in Kingdom Hearts.

1st World - Olympus

After the opening, you’re sent through the usual yada yada in the land of awakening, or whatever it’s actually called. I can never remember. Anyway, Now we join Sora and the squad right where Dream Drop Distance left us. Kind of a strange place to start, considering it establishes the precedent that this $60 standalone game now needs to recap a whole second game without being too heavy handed about it in order to be well written. But oh no! Sora has lost all his powers in a Nort related incident. Whatever shall he and the squad do? Good thing they saw Herc lose his powers back in Kingdom Hearts II. 

Off we go to Olympus!.... As we’re greeted by a pseudo-title card that says “Kingdom Hearts II.9″. The crew lands on Olympus proper and proceed to get mildly sassed by Hades, as per usual. So we learn that the world is more or less going to follow a plotline similar to the original Hercules Movie plotline, seems like a plan, since they hadn’t done that in the first two games, or the more than a baker’s dozen spinoff-sequels. So we run around Olympus, knowing Hades is up to something, but Sora needs to find Herc to learn the one weird trick that will give him his powers back. We save Thebes, climb Olympus, fight the rock titan, and at the end we find ourselves on top of Olympus! But Hades is already most of the way through his plot to best the Olympians. But if we can beat one titan, why not three more? Ice wind and lava are no match for Sora, Donald, Goofy, and Herc. After beating the titans into next week, Hades wouldn’t stand a chance, so we don't even fight him. He makes a great meta joke about this plot taking 18 years to come to fruition. I laughed, it’s funny. After all this, we learn that Herc got his powers back by following his heart. Cliché, but the series has made us grow to expect that from it. Acceptable.

Now we return to the Gummi ship. Oh, wait, did I mention that Maleficent and Pete also found their way to Olympus in search of a black box? I did not. Well, remember that, it’s going to be important. (it’s really not, I’m being super sarcastic. My medium betrays my intention) On to the next world!

World #2 - Toy Story

Hey look at us! We’re toys!!!! I actually really like the story and the hook that they present us with here; turns out most of the other toys, people, and everything in between have disappeared. Buzz and Woody, along with their pals have been waiting in Andy’s room for Andy to finally return to them. It takes Sora showing up to convince these guys to tag along to try and find out what happened. The adventure takes the toy crew to a nearby toy store, where the heartless follow. This leads to the only obvious conclusion, Mecha Fights! It’s awesome. So after Mecha fighting some heartless and rescuing the more defenseless friends of Woody and Buzz, you see the face of true terror.

That. The most terrifying thing I have ever seen. You defeat the heartless doll, but it will never be defeated in your nightmares. Turns out, Organization XIII is here on some business. Of course. So you go to confront Young Xehanort (AKA Xehanort, Punk Ass Bitch edition) from Dream Drop Distance not knowing what you’re getting into. He does some heart magic to turn Buzz against the rest of us. Also, he knock Sora into a different video game so this can happen. When Sora re-emerges, Buzz is gone, and you gotta rescue him. You succeed, Xehanort claims he hasn’t been thwarted. Woody, Buzz, and the rest of the toys agree that they’re going to go wait things out back in Andy’s room, and never do this again. The End. I really didn’t know what to do with the end bit there. This was one of the worlds I enjoyed more so I didn't have much to say aside from recapping it.

3. Tangled World

(When I was going over all this in my head ,I literally forgot this world for a good five minutes.) Ah, Tangled, a movie that could obviously only be improved by the inclusion of Donald Duck. I jest, but seriously. We arrive in the Kingdom of Corona, where naturally, the dashing rogue, Flynn Rider, is in duress. Heartless made it here before we did. rude. We save Flynn and find our way to Repunzel’s tower. Before Sora and co. arrive, we get to see a loving recreation of Repunzel having Flynn tied to a chair. Though this time Flynn doesn’t just volunteer his services, he signs Sora Donald and Goofy up for the journey. After ironing out the details, the crew leaves the tower and heads toward the kingdom for the festival. We get to see Repunzel discover the world. She’s torn. She’s happy, she’s sad, she’s bewildered, she’s mortified, Goofy is there. Just how I remember it. Somewhere along the road, Sora’s squad gets separated from Repunzel and her bae, Zachary Levi.

While separated, Sora meets Mother Gothel, which as the player we just saw her leave an unscheduled meeting with Organization XIII. Sora can’t tell her where Repunzel is, so she leaves in a huff. Sora squad finally catches up to the lovey-dovey duo as we close in on the kingdom proper. We make it to the kingdom and are greeted by a wonderful... quick-time dancing minigame. We kick that minigames ass and time flashes forward to the night, when the festival is happening! Woohoo, excitement! We proceed to watch a 10-minute clip straight from the movie, except Ron Perlman has been replaced by Marluxia and some heartless. Sora and his gang arrive just in time to see Repunzel being whisked away back to the tower by Mother Gothel. But, it’s too early to save the day and Marluxia pops out and tells Sora to sleep. Sora winks, finger guns, and collapses to the ground like a sack of wet potatoes. Marluxia may have mentioned something about seven new hearts of light first, but whatever, that’s only plot relevant. When Sora stops cat napping, Flynn is ready to save Repunzel! The crew makes it to the tower in time for Flynn Rider to get stabbed and to see the moving scene with him probably dying and Repunzel necromancing him. But lo and behold! This is Kingdom Hearts! When Mother Gothel fell out the tower window, she gets Heartlessed by Marluxia. You kill her a second time. The End, Happily ever after.

Number 4 - Twilight Town

Uh, yeah. Something about Roxas.

 Hayner, Pence, and Olette (I looked it up, you legally have to order their names that way) try to remember something that only vaguely happened to them in another life they don’t remember happening at all. I’m really not sure I remember anything else relevant happening here at all?

That’ll wrap up part 1. I think I’ve gotten enough of this out to finally sleep. Hell, if people enjoy it I may even continue it. It turned into more of a summary than I expected but I think most of my thoughts on the game spring to life in the last two thirds. Anywho. Hope you enjoyed.

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“The Dark Legacy” Chapter 12: Asphodel Meadows

           Robin didn’t know how long they had been trudging for when David suggested they take a moment to rest. “I know I’m not hungry or thirsty,” he said, “but even my feet are starting to hurt.”

           “I think a quick break won’t hurt us,” Emma agreed, leaning heavily on her husband’s arm now.

           He nodded as Haven dozed against his shoulder. Henry was carrying Honor and she was fighting sleep in his arms as well. They were still healing from what Sir Gawain had done to him and needed to be in bed, not trudging through this strange place.

           “There’s a log over there,” Regina pointed out, keeping a tight hold on Roland’s hand. Like his sisters, he too was fading fast. “We could all take turns sitting there.”

           Roland collapsed onto the log as did Violet and Mary Margaret, who rubbed her feet. “I don’t even think I did that much walking even when I was running from Regina’s black guards.”

           Emma approached him, holding out her arms. “I’ll take Haven so you can rest your arms.”

           “Thank you,” he said, sliding his daughter into her godmother’s arms. “But you should get some rest as well.”

           She nodded. “I will. Haven and I are going to rest together on the log. Why don’t you go to Regina?”

           He glanced over at his wife, who stared off into the distance as she hugged herself. Robin sighed as he nodded. “Thank you, Emma.”

           As Emma walked off to settle down with Haven, Robin walked over to where his wife was standing. He wrapped his arms around her, holding her close. “Hello, love,” he murmured.

           She leaned against him. “Where do you really think we are? David’s right, we’re not hungry or thirsty. There’s only one other place I can think of like that. Avalon.”

           “This definitely isn’t Avalon, lovely,” he replied, rocking her. “This is hell.”

           “Or the Underworld,” she corrected. She turned in his arms, her eyes wide. “Sir Gawain took us all here since he couldn’t get the girls alone.”

           Robin grimaced, knowing it was probably the truth. “Then how do we get out of the Underworld?”

           She shrugged. “I don’t know. Maybe we’ll be able to get out of here because we’re not dead. I doubt Hades is going to keep us down here.”

           “You think we can reason with the god of the dead?”

           “You should read Greek mythology,” she replied. “Hades is pretty level-headed and can be reasoned with.”

           He sighed. “Good. It’ll be a nice change of pace.”

           “Wouldn’t it?” Regina let out a little laugh before hugging him. “Even though we’re in a strange world, I’m glad we’re together.”

           “Me too.” He kissed her head again. “All of us.”

           “Hey, lovebirds,” Hook teased, coming up to them. “Do you two want to sit? A few us have rested enough.”

           Regina sagged against Robin, who nodded. “Thank you. I think we need a few minutes of rest.”

           He supported Regina as they collapsed on the log with relieved sighs. Honor crawled off Henry’s lap into Robin’s and curled up against him. “Honor snuggles?” she asked.

           “Sure, Princess,” he said, holding her close. “We can snuggle.”

           She yawned. “I wish we had a bed.”

           “I know.” Robin rubbed her back as he rocked her. “I wish we had a bed too. A good night’s sleep would be nice.”

           Regina rested her head on his shoulder as Haven climbed into her lap. They held their girls tightly, scared about what the future held for them.

           “Hook and I walked ahead,” David said, coming up from behind them. “The desert gives way to a meadow not far ahead. I think there are houses there too. We could probably make it in a relatively quick time.”

           “You think they’ll give us shelter?” Mary Margaret asked, hands on her hips.

           David shrugged. “Worth a try. We can’t stay out here in the open for much longer.”

           “Can’t you just turn into a dragon and fly us there?” Zelena asked Maleficent as she rubbed her feet.

           Mal glared at her. “Oh, yes, sure. That won’t be conspicuous at all. We’re trying not to draw attention to ourselves, remember?”

           Zelena huffed as Robin stood, keeping a firm hold on a dozing Honor. Beside him, Regina did the same with Roland. She leaned closer to him as he nodded to the group. “So we’re all going to check out that meadow?”

           “I have to agree it’s our best bet,” David said.

           Mary Margaret stood, taking his hand. “Then let’s go. I think we can all do with a good night’s rest.”

           Together, the small group trudged on as Robin no doubt believed they all hoped to find shelter soon.

           The meadow was a welcome respite from the desert, though it wasn’t much better in terms of helping them figure out where in the Underworld they were. Regina tried to recall as much as she could about the realm of the dead, but her brain was growing sluggish and all she wanted was to curl up next to Robin for a good long nap.

           Emma had given her Haven, who was growing heavier in her arms. She didn’t want to let go of her little girl just yet. Not until she was certain no one else would scoop her up and take her far away again. Regina couldn’t bear that. She didn’t want to feel that pain ever again—about any of her children, she thought as she glanced from Henry to Roland to Honor.

           Roland sidled up to her, leaning against her. “I’m tired, Mom.”

           “I know, sweetheart,” she said, wrapping her arm around him. “We’ll stop and rest soon enough.”

           He sighed but kept trudging along with little complaint. She held him close as she prayed she was right. They were all going to need sleep and she feared it would come down to them using more magic that could give them away.

           “Up ahead,” Violet said, pointing to a place in the distance. “I think I see lights.”

           Regina squinted but she had to admit that there appeared to be lights shining in the evening falling around them. “Maybe it’s shelter.”

           “I hope,” Mary Margaret said, leaning against her husband. “I am definitely out of practice of endless trudging.”

           “Has Snow White gone soft?” Regina teased her stepdaughter. Mary Margaret just glared at her in response.

           “Maybe someone should go ahead and make sure it’s friendly?” David suggested. “We wouldn’t want to walk into a trap.”

           Mal nodded. “I’ll go. It’ll be easier for me to get myself out if everything goes south. You lot stay here.”

           “How will you tell us if it’s safe?”

           She looked right at Regina. “She’ll know.”

           Before she could protest, Mal started to walk away. They stood watching until she was a speck in the distance. At that point, Hook turned to her. “What did she mean by that?”

           “I’m not sure,” she replied. “She could’ve meant anything.”

           “Wonderful,” he said, gesturing wildly. “Great. We’re stuck out here.”

           She felt Robin at her back as she straightened her shoulders. “I’m sure that whatever it is, Mal will make sure it’s something I would know clearly means it’s safe. We just have to keep a watchful eye.”

           Emma nodded, tugging on her husband’s arm. “Let’s go and do just that. Regina and Robin can watch from here.”

           Will approached them, his arms outstretched. “I’ll take Haven if you want. And Honor. I’m sure I can carry both.”

           “We can sit on the ground,” Mary Margaret said, looking around. “It looks solid and I don’t think the flowers are dangerous.”

           David shook his head. “No, they look pretty safe to me.”

           “It’ll be good to sit again,” Violet agreed. “And to get some sleep.”

           Henry nodded. “Sleep sounds great right now. I hope that place is safe and that it has beds.”

           “Bed sounds great,” Roland groaned. “And I never say that.”

           Regina laughed, knowing it was the truth. She hugged him, rocking him gently. “I’m going to treasure this moment.”

           “Mom,” he whined. She just laughed harder.

           “Something’s coming!” Hook shouted. “Everyone take cover.”

           They dove, Robin throwing himself over her and Roland. “Don’t worry. I got you,” he whispered.

           “It’s okay,” she said, pushing him off. “I think that was Mal’s signal. Let me up so I can investigate.”

           “Be careful.” He gave her a knowing look.

           She nodded. “I will be. Mal won’t hurt me.”

           “We’re taking a chance that it is Mal.”

           “We have to. Robin, you need to let me take a look,” she pleaded with him, trying to convince him.

           Robin let her stand, holding her hand as he kept a hold on Roland. She scanned the surface before a fireball flew overhead. It hovered over her and she raised her hand to it.

           “Be careful,” Robin hissed again and she scowled at him, knowing the fireball wouldn’t hurt her. It gently floated in her hand, letting her bring it down so she could peer inside it.

           Mal’s face appeared inside. “It’s safe, Regina. Not a soul around and while it might be a bit cramped, we can all fit,” she said, voice containing an eerie echo.

           “Thank you, Mal,” Regina replied. “We’ll be right there. Hold tight.”

           “Oh, I’ll be fine. I’ll get a fire going for when you get here.” The fireball dissipated in Regina’s hand as she squared her shoulders.

           She turned to face the others. “Okay, we just have to walk a little bit more and then we can rest for the night. Can you all do it?”

           There were groans but everyone staggered to their feet, nodding. Robin took her hand. “Lead the way, my dear. We’ll follow.”

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