#Do We Have Virus Protection?! ;; shitposting

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Some really bad ideas for a shitpost Hollow Knight x Resident Evil AU I randomly conjured

Here's the very poorly written outline I have for this thing:

Precursor to downfall of hallownest, umbrella (needs a different name) formed by soul master after pale king yeets the infection at them and goes "find cure." This is before the infection gets all wacky silly and publicly known, so soul master and the soul twisters sorta poke around with the infection and go "huh y'know this would make for a great weapon against the deepnest beasts" so they begin fucking around with that. Chris and Leon are both city guards that are vibing around when a sector of the City of Tears is overrun by the T-virus after an outbreak, they both end up having to stop it and both manage to resist the infection which piques the Pale King's interest. Jill and Carlos also make it out alive. Sherry and Claire are there too I guess. Pale King goes "yo dudes you survived the infection I think ima assign you guys to deal with this infection bullshittery" so they're all forced to do infection bullshittery stuff as it gets worse. RE4 is just a corpse creeper outbreak in fungal wastes or something, hornet is kidnapped and PK goes "holy shit if we don't get this child back then i'm gonna be in deep(nest) shit" so they all go and grab hornet. RE5 I don't even know, that was a fever dream and same goes for RE6. Ethan supposedly lost Mia in the initial infection outbreak all those years ago, but in reality Mia managed to escape with a void construct created by a rival gang of angry deepnest weavers. Void construct of course is Eveline and Mia and Eveline manage to flee to deepnest where they meet a nice little family of survivors. Eveline does her bullshittery and takes over everyone, weaver gang breaks lucas out and makes him their spy.

Meanwhile Eveline makes Mia send Ethan a letter to come and find her, thus starting RE7. Ethan goes to deepnest and gets his shit fucked up big time, immediately dying and being resurrected by the void. Blah blah blah, kill baker family, blah blah, get mia back, blah blah blah blah blah kill eveline, something something oh hey PK's Infection Cleanup Crew (TM) is now on the scene and here to deal with the outbreak. Ethan and Mia are pulled out and placed into witness protection in the Ancient Basin by the White Palace. RE8 happens when Mirander comes along and steals Rose. Mirander's still trying to revive her kid, but she's also the leader of the angry weaver gang and she has plans to kill PK. She's been gathering forces n shit for the revolt, also they're all infected with void and have wacky void powers too. Mirander steals Rose a little more blatantly, pretty much just breaking into the winters' house, fucking shit up, stealing the baby, and leaving. Ethan is reasonably pissed and goes all Seek And Destroy on Mirander, killing literally everything in his way. First he rampages through deepnest, killing four of her infected subordinates one by one before he makes it to the Abyss. At this point in the timeline PK has been dabbling a little in void bullshit so there's definitely evidence of him being around here, maybe a couple thousand dead children or something. Mirander is hiding out in the abyss, blah blah blah she and Ethan duke it out blah blah they both fucking die blah blah blah rose grows up to be very OP, PK briefly considered using herasa backup HK but Rose has a mind to think, a will to break, and a voice to cry suffering so she's automatically pitched from the plan and ends up being trained to like kill the fucking radiance or something, maybe she gets put into stasis or whatever because she was too powerful and PK felt threatened by her.

Something something hallownest falls something something main HK game takes place and the knight is now in the picture. Leon, Chris, Jill, and Carlos have taken it upon themselves to keep everybody in Dirtmouth safe and regularly dive into Hallownest to look for survivors. They meet Hornet sometimes but she's too badass to vibe with them and she fights them. They all survive of course and they learn to respect each other but Hornet never really joins them. She's like Ada that way. Anyway the knight comes along, yadda yadda yadda HK game happens

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batoushoujo replied to your post “it’s time for...koala backpack tem”

She doesn’t answer, just grumbles incoherently into his back and latches on tighter.

...Alright then. She was tired, wasn’t she? Or drunk or something. 

“Love hotel it is then.”

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pvremichigan replied to your post: “Extra virgin olive oil is extra virgin because of...

David vc: Ah. Well then, olive oil, welcome to my club.

“Have you been filtered?”

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dadadaemons replied to your post “(Enoch is a simp. Pass it on)”

"you don't simp me?" sad cherry noises

“I simp for that poor spider I killed for you.”

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yesfxckyxu replied to your post: deity-of-calamity replied to your post: ...

Jack vc: oh god, this is cringe

“Get used to it.”

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shinkuraun replied to your post: He’s getting American Psycho vibes. 

kanou vc: please stop looking at me i’m a luxury you cannot afford to glance at

“I have expensive tastes.”

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xdeerxhealerx replied to your post: damn it Enoch i want to have sex with you!

“Anons are so weird”

“They have no finesse, no tact. There was no effort there at all. Absolutely disappointing.”

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xdeerxhealerx replied to your post: “I can’t believe everyone waited until Enoch...

“?”

“It’s just the local corner whore, Danessa, pay him no mind.” 

“Fuck off, you little manlet, I don’t get paid for this shit.” 

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dastardd replied to your post: "DAMIMI, DONT YOU BRING A DEAD BODY INTO THE...

yeah better keep it out of the dumpster too >:/

“I’ll dump a corpse right on you while you’re sleeping.”

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deity-of-calamity replied to your post: kaerux replied to your post: ...

“What…. What the fuck is going on?”

“My harem wants pan-fried snake.”

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themultiversalnarrator replied to your post: “There is absolutely nothing wrong with coffee. In...

Para: (Screaming–)

“Don’t be so childish.”

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shinkuraun replied to your post: He coughs into his fist. Gio’s not wrong………..

thank you

“They really are eye magnets...”

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dadadaemons replied to your post “Damian!! Likes to sing!! He loves to sing. But he’s not professional...”

yuna eye emojis at him so hard

He gets all the validation he needs from Yuna’s followers. 

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“DIsgusting.”

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dadadaemons replied to your post “This man comes up and preaches abstinence only to you wyd”

Cherry asks if it counts if she just goes for it then confesses her sin after

“Well, I’ve already seen you naked, I guess it can’t be that bad.” 

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“I may not be able to enter someone’s house without permission, but I sure can stand outside of it all night and talk about Jesus. Like a missionary. And I assure you, that’s not preferable!”