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Different fics have different vibes right? Like doth has a INCREDIBLY different vibe from like imbi no rest for the weary has a similar vibe from imbi BUT little kid with a death wish has the exact same vibe as imbi and tbh dismantled is the closest anyoneâs ever gonna get to matching the vibe of doth but doth has a slightly similar and I mean slightly simple FEEL to dagger in the mirror like do you get it??
Edit: lemonade leak and doth have the EXACT same vibes
#i may be invisible but i still look good#doth#dismantled#little kid with a big death wish#dagger in the mirror#no rest for the weary#like yâall get it right?#they all have these feels and vibes you get#that like itâs either a racing heart or heavy jitters while you read#Iâve been thinking this for to long and like I just had to say it because whenever I think it to hard it just kinda makes less and less sens#please tell iâm not the only one#please#lemonade leak
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Dismantled Chapter 10
ao3
happy leap yeap
Trigger Warnings: light mentions of murder
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Leo was drowning.
He was no Raph, but he was finally beginning to understand why he went savage when separated from his brothers.Â
He had never been so desperate.Â
As much as they wanted it to, their current method of knocking down every door in New York just wasnât working. They needed resources. The problem was that the only one that could probably find Donnie was (you guessed it) Donnie himself.Â
But where else could they possibly turn? Itâs not like they had any other super geniuses on hand. Or even someone with enough resources to make up for it.
Unless⌠no. That never went well.Â
But there was someone that he knew would have resources like that. Resources that would get Donnie home to them that much quicker.
But god, it was risky. And the others would never agree. Or maybe they would. Would they? What if he brought it up and he was shut down?Â
Would it be worth it to just⌠keep it a little bit of a secret? It was always better to ask for forgiveness rather than permission, in his experience, but⌠this was a whole other thing. This wasnât stealing a cookie from the cookie jar. This was a dangerous secret mission that could land him in some seriously hot water.
No. He didnât care what he had to give up in exchange. He didnât care what the price would be. Whatever it was, he would pay it and it would be worth it. His family would get over it, if it let them find Donnie alive.
Heâd made up his mind. He was going to pay a little visit to the Hidden Cityâs favorite crime lord.
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With his Ĺdachi on hand, sneaking out wasnât the hard part. That would be everything that came after he landed in a heap on the floor of Big Mamaâs office.Â
If she was surprised at his rough entrance, she didnât show it. She didnât even look at him at first, reading over some papers in her gross spider claws. Did spiders have claws? Wait, that didnât matter.
He opened his mouth to explain himself, but before he could get a single word out, she put up a⌠hand? He really wasnât sure, but again, irrelevant. Anyway, she put up a hand or something, eyes not once leaving whatever she was so preoccupied with.Â
Probably boring business stuff. Maybe taxes? Did someone like her even pay taxes?
He dusted himself off, sitting down in the chair heâd just slightly missed in his tumble through the portal. He sat up straight, crossing his arms and hoping that he was portraying just how serious he was. He wasnât use to that, but there was a first time for everything.
After several minutes of Big Mama slowly (and he meant slowly, he was sure she was doing it on purpose) sifting through her forms, she finally straightened the stack with a few taps on her desk, before setting them down neatly.
Finally, she looked up, addressing him for the first time in the many minutes heâd been waiting around. âWhat a splendid surprise,â she said with a smile that oozed false sweetness. âTo what do I owe the pleasure, turtley-boo?â
His stomach churned with anxiety. This was such a bad idea. Especially considering it could have been her who had taken Donnie all along! But⌠no, heâd made up his mind. Heâd face the consequences it would bring.Â
âMy brother has gone missing,â he finally offered through grit teeth.
She nodded. âSo Iâve heard! Quite the tragic tale, but Iâm afraid I havenât got a diddly-do to do with that!â
Big Mama was a lot of things. A liar, a manipulator, a crime lord⌠the list went on. But the most important thing she was? Flashy. If sheâd taken Donnie, the whole yokai-world would know about it. So, against his better judgment⌠he was actually inclined to believe her.Â
âI know,â he said, slumping slightly into his seat. That wasnât to say he was letting his guard down. Heâd be a fool to fall prey to her tricks again. âI want toâŚâ was he really doing this?
The fear of what could have already become of his twin was enough to get the words out. âI want to make a deal.â
In an instant, Big Mama perked up, her many eyes zeroing in on him. âOh, well why didnât you say so, turtley-boo? What type of deal are we talking?â
No going back. He just had to commit. For his family. âI need your help,â he said, spitting it out before he could change his mind. âWith your resources, finding Donnie will go so much faster and⌠I donât know how much time he has left.â
âOoh, tracking down a taken turtle sounds like quite the tiresome task! You do realize payment will be rather⌠high?â
Leo set his jaw, nodding. He knew. He knew, and it would be worth it. âName your price, spider lady.â
She was grinning. He felt a lot like a fly wandering into her web.
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Mikey closed the door of his bedroom as slowly and quietly as he could, one hand against the frame to reduce the noise of it finally clicking shut. He let out a breath, turning around â only to nearly crash into Leo.
He just barely stopped himself from colliding with his brother, falling back against the wall in his effort to re-direct himself. Leo stared at him with wide eyes. Aw, shit, he was totally busted.
Donât give anything away, he told himself. Leo might not know what he was actually doing!
âWhatcha doing?âÂ
Mikey laughed awkwardly. âOh, me? I was just gonna go to bed early⌠and stuff.â
âOkay.â
Wait, seriously? That had been easy.
âI think⌠I think Iâm gonna do the same thing,â he agreed, punctuated with a heavy yawn. âGânight, Mike.â
âNight,â he echoed softly, watching until Leo stumbled down the hall to his own bedroom. The guy really did look exhausted, for some reason. But as far as Mikey knew, he hadnât been out searching or anything, and thatâs all theyâd really been doing recentlyâŚÂ
But hey, Leo hadnât questioned him, and that was what mattered, right now. He couldnât believe heâd bought that!
Satisfied that no one else would come out to catch him, Mikey continued to the nearest sewer grate.Â
It wasnât that Mikey wanted to lie to his brothers. It was just that the only way he could do anyone any good was by going behind their backs!Â
Here was the thing. Heâd only initially planned to give a starving used-to-be-supervillain some food once. But heâd sort of⌠gone back a few times afterwards.
If the others knew, theyâd put a stop to it immediately! They wouldnât trust Draxum as far as they could throw him! That wasnât to say that even Mikey fully trusted him yet⌠but heâd yet to try anything. And that spoke volumes, didnât it? Even when he had been a bad guy, heâd never tried to really manipulate them into joining him. He figured that if he did try anything, it would be an outright attack. And⌠considering his state right now, Mikey kind of doubted that.
Generally, he could read people. Pretty well, if he did say so himself. Draxum just kind of seemed like a harmless, sad, and bitter old man now. It was just like the movie Up! Mikey had been a Todd Scout⌠so yeah, it was basically the same.
And slowly but surely, the Baron had begun to open up (not without a fight, of course). With just a little more time, he could start worming some knowledge out of him! And⌠even if he couldnât, it wasnât like rehabilitating the guy was a waste of time. Pushing someone from supervillainy to civilianâŚy, was still a good thing.
If Mikey couldnât help Donnie, at least he could help someone. But oh, he would help Donnie. He wouldnât stop until he did.
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âSoâŚâ Mikey began as he took a bite of his food, âis there like⌠some kind of locator spell you might know of? Yâknow⌠for people?â
From across the picnic table theyâd settled at, Draxum chewed his rice, eyes narrowed at the orange-banded turtle.Â
Mikey had been experimenting with different human cuisines, determined to figure out what Draxum did and didnât like. He hadnât threatened his life yet, so heâd kept coming back with new foods for him to try. He figured that for a homeless guy, he wasnât really in the position to pass up free food. Tonight was Chinese take-out, complete with the fortune cookies.
âYouâre not going to stop bothering me about this, are you?â he finally asked with a tired sigh.
Mikeyâs beak twitched into a semi-apologetic frown. âIm sorry, I just â I know you can help. And I can repay you! Iâm not like, super liquid right now, but I can do something else!â
Draxum looked unimpressed. âWhat could you possibly offer me?â
âWell, besides giving you free food all the time â youâre welcome,â he snarked, taking a moment to wrack his brain. âUhh⌠okay, I donât know right now, but I swear Iâll do whatever â I will literally get you an apartment, dude, just please help me.â
âAn⌠apartment?â he asked, like he wasnât entirely sure what that was. Yokai did have apartments, didnât they?
âThink about it,â Mikey said, the idea coming to life in his brain, âyou would have a roof over your head â protection from the elements! A place to store extra food!â
âAnd how exactly do you plan to do this?â
âDonât⌠donât even worry about that. Iâll figure it out. Are you in?â
Draxum just stared at him for a long time, the food all but forgotten. Finally, he let out a drawn-out groan. âFine.â
âOhmigosh, really?â Mikey squealed.
âYes,â he sighed, âbut donât make me regret this.â
âOh, you wonât! Thisâll be awesome! Where do we start? What kinda mystic mojo do you got in that big old brain of yours?â âWe start,â he said, already exasperated, âat the market.â
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#kat writes#fanfiction#fic#rottmnt fic#rottmnt angst#rottmnt whump#dismantled#leonardo hamato#michelangelo hamato#big mama rottmnt#baron draxum
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12-13th century Hambye Abbey, dismantled by the locals after the French Revolution as they used it as a quarry, Normandy region of France
French vintage postcard
#sepia#century#locals#12-13th century#quarry#photography#vintage#france#postkaart#13th#hambye#revolution#ansichtskarte#ephemera#carte postale#postcard#the french revolution#postal#hambye abbey#briefkaart#region#abbey#photo#normandy#dismantled#tarjeta#historic#french#postkarte
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I am a collection of dismantled almosts.
Anne Sexton
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I think I just aged about a bajillion years. I just had to explain a) why a landline phone needed to be plugged into the wall and b) what a switch hook is (the thing under the phone cradle that depresses when you put the handset back on its base, ending the call) and the person I was explaining it to was so enamored like golly gee, you sure do know a lot about 20th century technology.
*shakes fist playfully but gently lest my dusty arm fall off* whipper snappers
#Iâm writing a scene where Alfred dismantles a telephone to look for wire taps#and they were genuinely confused by all of it#I thought at first it was me being unclear#but no#theyâd just never encountered a wired phone#I am the crypt keeper
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DAY 27- NORTH LOMEI LABYRINTH ISLAND
I canât believe Purah finally gave them more of the main quest (Purahâs defense is itâs hard to herd our heroes when they hold the collective brain cell of a bag of cats.)
This totk au is called familiar familiar! Itâs a what if zelda doesnt go back in time and draws from elements in botw a lot more then from its source material. Flourish with me.
((Wanna support this work and look at my sketchbook at the same time? Check out my patreon!))
Bonus treat:

#critdraws#lonks diary#familiar familiar au#art#linktober 2025#botw#totk#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#the legend of zelda#loz#tloz#totk link#totk zelda#link#zelda#purah#zelda au#artists on tumblr#botw link#botw zelda#totk purah#flux construct#lomei labyrinth#north lomei labyrinth#flux construct 3#they demolished that robot like two beavers against a fir tree#anyways giving zelda magnesis because in this au they didnt find the ultrahand rune (and i am not good enough at the game to dismantle the#constructs WITHOUT ultrahand so)#anyways i prommy ill get back in the depths one day. today is not the day
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You folks know that there is nothing inherently dangerous about penises, right? They don't emit radiation or anything. You will not be harmed by being in the same room as a penis.
#sex segregated spaces are and always have been a stupid idea and one that needs to be universally dismantled#yes this includes toilets and changing rooms
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Dismantled Chapter 11
ao3
exposition in MY fic? no way
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The market was an interesting place, filled with shops of all shapes and sizes, tables displaying hundreds of different items. There was so much, Mikey wasnât even sure where to start. Luckily, he had Draxum with him.Â
They hadnât been able to acquire a cloaking brooch, so theyâd settled for a plain old cloak. It covered the man well enough, and so far, they hadnât been stopped. Mikey considered that a win! And if anybody did recognize the goat, heâd just hit them with his sick ninja skills. Nothing could go wrong!
Unless of course, his family realized that he wasnât home. Or if they got outnumbered by people who realized who was under the cloak. Or, you know, any number of things, but he was trying to stay optimistic here.Â
âWhere to?â he asked, looking up at his considerably taller companion. âAre we getting supplies for that locator spell?â
Draxum sighed. âIt likely wonât be that simple.â
It never was, was it? âHow come?â
âWhile locator spells can be used on people, I would imagine whoever took the purple one would have precautions in place against something like that.â
Mikey frowned. âWhat⌠what kind of precautions?â
âA blocker of some kind, probably. Heâs likely⌠âoff the mapâ, as they say.â
âBut⌠not for sure?â
âIf his captor is a fool. Thereâs no harm in trying, at least.â
Thatâs all he could hope for, at this point. âAlright, what do we need to get?â
The list was actually a lot shorter than heâd been anticipating. He didnât really know much about mystics, but a locator spell did sound pretty simple, in theory.Â
The biggest problem was that Draxum didnât really know where he was going. Apparently, it had been a long time since heâd been here, and the cloak did make it kind of hard to see. That left it up to Mikey to read out signs, directing them around to the best of his ability.
That also meant that every time he got distracted, there wasnât a whole lot Draxum could do about it.
âWhoa,â Mikey said as they walked through shops on the outermost edge of the place, some tucked into shadowy corners that only seemed slightly illegal. âWhat does this one doâ?â He asked, reaching for a cylinder of a glowing pink liquid.Â
Draxum smacked his hand away before he could actually grab it. âDonât touch that.â
âWhy not?â He whined, before gasping. âDoes it explode?â
âWhat â no, of course not,â he scoffed, ushering Mikey away from the booth.
When it seemed like he wasnât going to elaborate, Mikey stared at him. âSo⌠what does it do, then?â
Draxum sighed. âIâm surprised that vendor even had it out. Its uses are very powerful and very⌠controversial. As well as incredibly easy to screw up. Even I wouldnât be fully confident in using it.â
âWhat is it?â
âItâs â if Iâm identifying it correctly, which of course I am â whatâs known as a linking potion. A form of magic that is commonly known as â ugh â an âemotion potionâ.âÂ
âHell yeah, I love a good rhyme! Uh, sorry. Whatâs a linking potion?â
âIt was initially created to assist in overcoming mental blocks; fears and phobias. The idea was that it would be able to link nearly any two concepts in oneâs mind. A fear linked with calm can practically eliminate it.â
Mikey turned over the thought in his mind. âBut people used it for⌠other stuff, too?â
He nodded. âHence the controversy. It was more difficult than expected to get the intended result â and far too easy to plant unwelcome associations in the subjectâs head. Mind magic is tricky⌠especially of this sort. Not to mention how exceedingly powerful it is, and nearly impossible to break.â
âSo like⌠if we used it to help get Donnie over his beach ball thingâ?â
âI donât know what that even means, but no. Well â in theory it could work like that, but firstly, itâs far too dangerous to actually attempt, and secondly, the purple one would actually have to be here.â
Mikey withered at the reminder.
âNow, need I remind you that we came here with a goal?â
No. No he didnât. The search continued.Â
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âWait, Iâm doing this?â
âOf course you are. Itâs your brother, is it not?â
âWell, yeah, but I know literally nothing about all this magic stuff!â
âMystic,â Draxum corrected. âAnd I will be guiding you, obviously. Since you insist I do this, youâll be learning, too.â
âOh, sick,â he said with an enthused nod. âIâve always wanted to learn this stuff! What do I do first?â
âPlace an item of Purpleâs in the bowl.â
Mikey pulled out the chosen item â a kind of gross old toothbrush. He dropped it into the bowl, which was a plastic one with cartoon depictions of Mrs. Cuddles all over it. He suppressed a shudder.
âDid this have to be the bowl we used?â He asked.
Draxum glared at him. âApologies that my lab and everything in it is not available to me at this time.â
âYeah, I know, but you couldnât have found any other bowlâ? Yeah, haha, anyways⌠what next?â
About twenty minutes later and a head stuffed full of new mystic mumbo jumbo, they were ready to go. If this was what school was like, Mikey did not envy April.
âActivate it, now,â Draxum instructed, and with bated breath, Mikey did.
He hoped against all hope that it would give him something, anything⌠watching and waiting for it to work. Please work.Â
His heart hammered as he imagined what the next hour could look like: going home to his brothers with the news that heâd actually found Donnie. The overwhelming relief theyâd all feel when they finally had him home safe. It was so close, he could practically reach out and touch itâŚ
Nothing happened.
Mikey tapped the bowl, looking to Draxum in a panic. âDid I do it wrong?â He asked, eyes watery.
âNo. It seems to be as I thought⌠there is a blocker on him. I am⌠sorry.â
Oh. So that was â that was fine, that was⌠tears filled his eyes, and he furiously blinked them back. Heâd really thought this was it.
Draxum looked awkward, clearly not used to displays of emotion. One of the many reasons Mikey was trying not to cry right now.Â
âThere are other things we can try,â he suggested in a stilted tone. âSpells more complicated than this will take some training, but they may be able to break through the barrier hiding the purple one.â
Mikey sniffled, wiping his eyes. âAre you saying youâre gonna⌠train me to do mystic stuff? To help me find Donnie?â
âI⌠suppose I am?â He cringed, as though he were already regretting it. âYou would make⌠a worthy student.â
Overwhelmed once more, Mikey threw his arms around the man, hugging him tight despite the stiff form Draxum held.
âOh, thank you!â He gasped, âthank you so so much!â
âYes, yes⌠donât mention it.â
Well, that would be no problem. He especially couldnât tell his family that he was going to be training with their former number one bad guy. Theyâd flip out!
But it would pay off. He just knew it.Â
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#kat writes#fanfiction#fic#rottmnt fic#rottmnt angst#rottmnt whump#dismantled#rottmnt mikey#baron draxum
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Is it just me or does some of your new work seem ai generated? At the very least the composition seems a bit artificial. Iâve noticed that with a lot of artists not just you so I was wondering.
yeah itâs just you dude
#jentalk#likely trollin but Iâll keep the vid up since you guys like it!#yeah bird get dismantled#get flipped
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the easy grip on the knife. the leg over the seat. the hand over the other seat. the sassy "come get it" move. you know the bitch is smiling behind that mask even as he said the line.
#i can't believe i'm saying this#DEADPOOL CAN GET IT#Logan I'm sobbing I understand why you lunged at him#I would too bestie#it's the sass for me folks#paint that car white as much as they painted it red my god#a deadpool thirst post? from me? more likely than you'd think#this is a branch in realities i know it#i've never had Feelings for this motherfucker until this movie#all i'm left with is anger now because WHAT DOES HE WANT FROM ME#camera crew could have just made it landscape but noooooo they had to do a medium shot of this son of a bitch#i'm sending an especially affectionate fuck you in ryan reynolds' direction#i love how you love deadpool#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#poolverine#deadclaws#don't get me wrong i've always adored deadpool's personality. nobody's that hilarious and not have humongous balls i mean trauma.#but i've never went 'why he kinda' until this specific shot right here#@ camera crew why the fuck did you zoom in? WHY?#for me? well it's infuriating#do it again#gif is credit to the owner#30 tags aren't enough for me to dismantle how this shot made me feel. tumblr you gotta update#damn tumblr i'm tryna feed a village here#guys just find my other post
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"(...) The dwelling was dismantled; but we could see a white man had lived there not very long ago. (...)"
"Heart of Darkness" - Joseph Conrad
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Damian Wayne vs the World
Sixteen year old Damian Wayne is on the hunt for a younger sibling. Being more discerning than Bruce 'child collector' Wayne, Damian's firm criteria for Batman's latest adoption problem includes but is not limited to: black haired, blue-eyed, tolerable humor, not evil, and most importantly - younger than Damian.
Lucky for him, fourteen year old newbie vigilante Danny Fenton is the perfect fit. Now, to fulfill his end of their deal, Damian must defeat the evil government organization hunting Danny in order to gain a baby brother.
Or, @livinghalfway your post made my brain go !! but in such a different way I figured it was better to make a separate post, hope you don't mind/enjoy still
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Damian Wayne re-entered Tim Drake's life like a gnat revealing itself in a closed bedroom space. Tim was in t-shirt and a boxers, maneuvering ramen into his mouth with one hand and scribbling out an epiphany on a murder case with another, when Damian's demonic dulcet voice echoed down from the ceiling. "Drake," said Damian, judgemental, "You live like this?"
Tim nearly choked on his ramen, because the day Damian doesn't attempt to murder him - however doubtfully accidental this incident might be - is the day Darkseid decides to be friends with the Justice League. "Fucking knock," Tim coughed out. "And get out. No one invited you in."
"Put better traps if you don't want me here," said Damian, dropping from the ceiling where he'd crawled in on wall-clamps.
"This is my apartment," said Tim. "It's called courtesy."
Damian sniffed. He padded around to Tim's desk and frowns at his cases, then said, with no further lead up, "I need your assistance."
"No," said Tim.
"You did not even listen to my request."
"Don't need to," said Tim. "Answer's still no. Door is that way. Bye."
"Father says mutually assisting each other is beneficial," said Damian.
"Father," said Tim sarcastically, "blamed me for you exploding a glitter bomb in the batcave two weeks ago."
"That is your fault for not being able to provide evidence to the contrary in an appropriately efficient manner," said Damian. He squinted down at Tim. "And he apologized. Eventually."
"I would not have glittered the batcomputer," said Tim. "Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to backup those servers? No, because you don't like tech work, you just profit off it."
"Blaming me for Father's mistake," said Damian, "Most mature of you. But we must put our differences aside. I have selected a new family member and I need you to dismantle a government organization."
That drew Tim up short. He blinked down at his ramen as though it might explain Damian's words to him, but the ramen remained disappointingly uninformative. "Repeat that," said Tim, gesturing with his chopsticks. "Slower, and with more detail."
Damian pulled out his phone and sent him an email. Silence surrounded them in the brief moment it took Tim to set aside his chopsticks and open the email. The subject line was titled 'New Baby Brother', which birthed all sorts of horrifying nightmares of Damian Part 2: Demon Child Boogaloo. The teen in the inserted picture, however, was reassuringly not in possession of Damian's bone structure.
He did have black hair and blue eyes. "Who am I looking at?" asked Tim.
"Daniel Fenton," said Damian. "He is fourteen years old, enjoys puns, and has recently awakened 'ghost powers' that allow him to transform into the vigilante Phantom to fight other ghosts."
"Is he also an orphan with a tragic backstory?"
"No," said Damian, and Tim relaxed. "But that will not be an issue. We can share custody if they cannot be removed from the picture."
"Jesus H, kid."
"I am joking, of course," said Damian blandly. "Murder is wrong."
"Ha ha," said Tim. "If he has parents already he's not joining our menagerie."
"He will," said Damian, with a smug upwards tilt of his lips. "He and I have a deal."
"So you're coercing him in addition to stalking him. Anything else you want to share with the class?"
Damian considered this query with a serious frown, which was how Tim knew this was not a flight of fancy or a very early midlife crisis (although with their lifestyle and Damian already having died before...).
"He has," said Damian after a moment, "a rogue that calls himself 'The Master of all Technology' and is a technopath." This was clearly meant to be of interest to Tim, and not to be a stereotype, but it kind of was.
"Great." Tim turned his attention back to the email the demon child sent him. He scanned through it quickly. There was apparently a secret and evil government organization dedicated to the investigation and extermination of 'ghosts' and other paranormal creatures in the world. Their latest efforts were focused on the town of Amity Park, Illinois, which was 'infested with ectoplasmic pests'. Their words, not Damian's. (It was specified in the email.)
"Okay," Tim drummed his fingers against his desk. "Before I help you defeat this secret evil government organization so that," he opened the email attachment with a contract on it and squinted at the legalese, "this poor newbie teen you've harassed into signing this joins the family in exchange."
"I did not harass him," Damian huffed. "It was a gentleman's agreement."
"Does he know that?"
"I am not a politician, Drake. I thoroughly explained the terms and legalities before presenting any contract. Now ask your question."
"Why are you doing this?"
"Because," said Damian, tone implying 'you are stupid and haven't noticed something obvious, idiot'. "Father has begun saying he misses the noise around the manor and looking wistfully at old pictures."
"We still live there though?" said Tim. Damian looked flatly at him. "Sometimes."
"If you lived there frequently enough," said Damian, "you would already know Father is having...empty nest syndrome." Damian sounded disgusted. "I refuse to tolerate whatever inadequate and incompetent child he will find."
"So instead you found an incompetent and inadequate child for him?"
"Don't be stupid, Drake," said Damian. "I would not have chosen someone inadequate. Daniel is merely lacking formal training. Father can rectify this. It will keep him occupied for at least the next two to four years, which gives me enough time to find another black-haired, blue-eyed, tolerable child I approve of to be his successor and my second younger sibling." Damian paused. "Or until one of you procreates and gives him a grandchild."
"You're really serious about this," Tim whispered in horrified awe.
"I am serious about everything I do," said Damian. "Now, you will help me defeat this evil government organization so that our new sibling joins us."
"Okay," said Tim, but his mind snagged on a minor, throwaway detail, so utterly in odds with Damian 'Demonic Jealous Child' Al Ghul it surely came from another person - "Did you just call this kid your successor?"
#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny phantom#batman#no danny in this yet...#just damian and tim bc they amuse me#my writing#title is a reference to scott pilgrim vs the world bc like. damian isn't fighting 7 evil exes but he is fighting an evil govt. org#i shall add more hopefully... this idea amuses me a lot...#and then post it to ao3 once it is longer...#probably...#anyway the damian and danny conversation went loosely as follows:#Damian: vigilante ghost child. I have decided you are worthy of being my newest brother.#Danny: ... I'm flattered I guess? But I already have a family.#Damian: *begins outlining all the dumb stuff in Danny's life that would be improved by joining the batfam*#Damian: *realizes his strategy isn't working*#Damian:... i will dismantle the government org hunting you in exchange for your cooperation and joining my family#Danny: ?? whatever sure if you get rid of them I'll call you big bro#Damian: we shall get along well
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