#Dio is lowkey kind of hot

[patchesahoy]

Chat I decided to start watching Jojo’s Bizarre Adventures and it’s getting pretty good now so I might have a new obsession

[0dango]

Bucci Gang HCs (Modern AU):

Ok I had the Bruno ones as a shower thought and the brain rot just spread so…

Bruno Bucciaratti:

Ok everyone says he’s a wine mom that is technologically inept but I hc that as WRONG

He’s classy as fck.

Doesn’t use snap, but has an instagram with a fairly large following

Has a pinterest.

Posts fitspo pics with that “classy aesthetic”.

Goes to nice bars a lot, likes champagne

Wears Hermes cologne (Le Jardin de Monsiuer Li smells so good wjdjf)

I do agree w others that he definitely texts you like “make sure you drink water!” etc.

Leone Abbacchio:

Has a tumblr acc.

Doesn’t text people often, definitely the type to say “k” of leave you on read

Once he got drunk and called Bruno at 3 AM. Bruno sends him good night texts now

At first I thought he’s a black coffee kinda person but I think he likes tea

Probably had an emo phase

Takes the pictures for Bruno’a insta lul

Has an instagram but it’s private and he never posts

Also he’s the one with the car so everyone asks him for rides

Guido Mista:

FCUJKK i’m a Mista simp ngl

That being said, he’s unfortunately the type to be like “u up?🫦”

Has snap for sure. Slides up with heart eyes on your selfies

Has a tiktok where he posts gym progress

Lowkey pulls ngl

I said this in my last post but the sex pistols (assuming they’re in this au) judge the woman/men he brings home

“I didn’t like her she was a bit of a bitch”

“I think she was really hot 10/10”

I can see him being in a frat.. but the others don’t let him join lol

Smokes weed. Fugo and Narancia do too

Actually a softie once you move past the fboy part

Narancia Ghirga:

Has a meme account.

Was a fortnite kid at one point in life

He’s the type to spam the gc with selfies and updates (but it’s adorable and everyone loves it)

He probably likes Playboi Carti in a diehard kind of way

lowkey gamer

The type to get really mad when he dies in games though

Always asks Abba for rides to get food or if he’s bored

The whole squad ends up coming along

He puts Bruno on to new music in the car

Giorno Giovanna:

Top student, all APs, straight As, captain of the debate team, student president u name it

He’s just good at everything

Has a garden, grows lots of flowers

Advocates against drug usage but smoked weed with the boys once

Doesn’t really use social media

Posted a tiktok once. Blew up because of his good looks and never posted again

Has a twitter

Comes off as “the responsible one” but he definitely lowkey reckless

Dio bonus: Giorno probably sneaks out to meet up with the gang at like 3 AM and Dio doesn’t like these “troublemakers” even though he was worse as a kid

Pannacotta Fugo:

Likes Ben Shapiro

Has a twitter, follows political news/ world events

Seemed like an uptight know it all, Mista got him to smoke weed once

Now he does it a lot (tries to act like he doesn’t)

Didn’t dress eccentrically until he met the squad

Likes Narancia’s memes but won’t admit it

Has reddit, likes to argue with people on reddit lmao

The only one Dio likes

[narcosmx]

dating chepe santacruz would include...

a/n: chepe was a straight up zaddy and as requested here we g O 

i’m torn with chepe because i can see him going for two different types of girls but very VERY distinct type

on the one hand, i can see him wanting a bad bitch that can like hold her own with or wirhout him

like i can see him getting hard seeing you tell someone off, being fiesty and biting back

like him smirking and encouraging you like “eso, mamita, dile. como me encanta cuando me sale cabrona mi bebe” and grabbing like the side of your head to bring you closer and kissing your temple

lives to see you work a gun; proudly smiles and nods in approval when he sees you point a gun at someone’s head, the way you beat the shit out of some asshole with the butt of your gun, putting your heels on the throat of some poor fucking sucker you have on the ground as you threaten to shoot his balls off

chepe would be fucking laughing, being like “oh no que muy macho, malparido hijo de puta”

and once your done with him whether it you or him that takes care of him chepe can’t keep his hands off of you like running his hands up and down your body, smacking your ass, groaning about how fucking hot it was

fucking you immediately afterwards, sorry about it

also would get a kick out of getting you all worked up, getting you encabronada to see the way you get up in his face about something, hissing at him and pushing your fingers into his fucking chest

likes seeing the fire burning in your eyes and just before you get too fucking mad he starts giving you besitos, like grabbing either side of your face and giving you this deep, rough kiss as he picks you up

so that’s one thing right having his little firecracker he can watch go off but i can also... low...key see him having like a babygirl like whether it be a sugar baby kind of thing or just having someone to be a cute little sub he can baby 

like someone that pouts up at him and does grabby hands at him and he can roll his eyes and pretend to be exasperated when he really just fucking lives for it 

pulling you into his lap, like you can’t walk past him without him grabbing your hand and pulling you atop of him 

gets home at night and gets this little smirk like “ya llego papi, donde esta mi bebe” and smiling as you like bound over to him and jump into his arms

lowkey loves taking you shopping because you turning around to look at him with a pout like silently asking if you can get it and chepe gets to flex and nod confidently, chuckling at the notion that you would even have to ask he’s like “mamacita, por dios, tu sabes que tu nomas escoges lo que te gusta’

the fucking smirk and low laugh he gets when you get bratty at him because 1) again you getting worked up makes him laugh and 2)he gets to put you right back in your spot

makes jokes about the age difference though, teases you about como te gustan los mayores, hm, bebe

him rubbing his mustache and stuble all over your face when he kisses you because he likes seeing the way you giggle and squirm 

um you know him rubbing it along your face and ....other.. parts of your body b y e 

i don’t know i like the idea of him comforting you; i just him cooing in that deep ass voice of his and like him wrapping your arms around him and swaying back and forth as he holds you 

he’d be one to cheer you up by making you laugh, lots of him nuzzling into you 

exploring new york together because fucking adorable, like imagine wanting to take him to go see tourist shit and the whole time he talks about how seeing your reaction to seeing landmarks is by far the best thing he’s seen all day 

like the way your face lights up when the ferry goes by the statue of librety, you’re like smacking at his arm as if he’s not seeing this and you’re just awestruck that’s what chepe lives for 

i can see this scene where idk you’re being clingy or needy and you don’t want to let him go for the day, whimpering about how come you can’t go eventhough you already know why

and him like putting hands on either side of your head and kissing your forehead before giving you like a fat stack of money and being like “vete a comprarte algo bonito pa cuando viene papi del trabajo, hm. 

i just chepe defending you or like protecting you 

i’m just imagining like something happened; doesn’t even have to be something fucking big could be something minor as fuck like someone bumping into you harshly and telling them to watch where you’re going oof 

the face he makes turning around like que dijiste hijo de puta and grabbing this guy and beating the shit out of him 

chepe beating someone up is like beating them to a pulp and then lowkey mocking them as they apologize to him 

and chepe being like no me pides perdon a mi, marica, vos pidele perdon a mi mujer

lowkey that power trip of chepe holding up this guy as he frantically apologizes to you must be intoxicating as fuck

i get big ol teddy bear vibes from chepe he gives the best bear hugs and no one can fucking tell me otherwise like pick you up off the ground and squish you hugs 

but also heart eyes because chepe as a dad has me giggling how fucking adorable  would that be wow 

[dolphin-enthusiast]

Okay but I was looking up Axes because I'm a competitive Axe thrower. It's my sport and I kick ass at it. Can I get the main JoJo villains getting their ass beat by some smol chick who wears makeup and shit and then they get f u c k i n g axed. Who would be humiliated? And then who would be aroused be tiny makeup chick kicking their ass? Thank youuu!

This is it I’m anon kin JAFJSJFSJHF you sound mf badass and I fully support you all of my smol badass ladies A S S E M B L E

Dio:

- Honestly?? At first he’s pretty fucking pissed. He had NEVER expected to get his ass beat in general (goes to show just how mf narcissistic his ass really is) let alone by a seemingly harmless little lady. And yet at the same time he finds it pretty damn amazing as much as he hates to admit it.

- Even if he’s highkey impressed by her axe skills and thinks that she’s one of a kind, he still tries to act all tsundere and deny everything. But the girl would immediately see right through him for she can vividly remember just how FRUSTRATED the vampire lord was once she fucking threw a big ass axe at him. The look on his face when she first took that thing out was unforgettable.

- Overtime he’d drop the edgy act ashe’d actually start paying more attention to her in general. From her skills to the way that she oh so fiercely fought her enemies, Dio would soon start to feel some sort of...attraction to her. Of course that he once again goes through the entire process of denying his true feelings but....she better be prepared to be asked out by the big clown soon enough.

Kars:

- He too is absolutely SHOOK to get his ass handled by a mere human. He is the ultimate lifeform for fuck’s sake, how in the hell did a little axe throwing girl manage to defeat HIM?????

- After getting over the initial shock he’d slowly start harboring more and more respect for her. Similar to Dio he would try denying his feelings at first and would try acting all superior and uncaring around her. At the same time however he would crave her attention and this is why he’d be h e l l a conflicted.

- But in the end he actually gets a grip of himself and accepts that he indeed developed a crush on the very woman that absolutely axed his ass just days ago. I mean...in the end mans got respect for her, she’s one of the few people that actually managed to fully take him on. This was the start of something truly gureto daze.

Kira:

- Probably the one that pops a boner the fastest out of all. Sure he is thrown off that she managed to not only take him on but to also absolutely kick and shame his ass, but goddamn if he ain’t weak for that sort of energy.

- Yet he still is an ass and tries denying everything at first obviously. He has that entire “HOW COULD I KIRA YOSHIKAGE LET A DAMN WOMAN BEAT ME” moment up until he regains composure and thinks about stuff logically. So he got axed in the ass. By a tiny makeup wearing girl. And he liked it. F U C K.

- He thinks and thinks over this so much until he finally musters up courage to face her again only to cringe when she takes out another axe, immediately raising his hands in defeat. He had actually come here on this lovely day to ask her out on a date, he doesn’t want any fighting anymore! He had truly made up his mind, he wants the ENTIRETY of this person. Axes included.

Doppio/Diavolo:

- Please have fucking mercy on Doppio this boi is T E R R I F I E D. He instantly dashes to the side to take cover the second she pulls out a big ass axe and throws it after him. Poor man shrieks in sheer terror as the blade barely misses his head.

- Ngl afterwards he would still be fucking scared of approaching her, yet the curiosity would be too strong and he would make efforts to try and talk to her. Sure she may have ALMOST SEVERED HIS FUCKIN HEAD but he just...likes her?? He lowkey finds her violent side hot for some reason.

- But if it’s Diavolo we’re talking about then prepare for absolute fuckery. The second he gets his ass handled he’s immediately screaming about how unfair fate is. A literal fucking drama queen. If you thought that Dio and Kars were edgelords then just wait until me mans Diavolo shows up, he gets so pissed that he doesn’t talk to people for days after his defeat. 

[ladyloveandjustice]

Thoughts on Utena: Blooming Rose of Deepest Black (THE MUSICAL)

Saw the Utena black rose musical and it was great! did a ton of cool things and additions to the arc. Gonna list my favorites.

-They did this really cool thing where when the Black Rose duelists were on stage the person they took the sword from was on stage too and Utena would be fighting both of them (and sometimes they would cross swords with each other too). You’d have both duelists saying things and going into their issues at the same time, so you could see how they mirrored each other. This REALLY paid off at the end when Utena was fighting Mikage, Dios showed up and Mikage was able to see him and was fighting both of them. The theme of duality and parallels between people was just emphasized super well.

-It is WAY more obvious in the musical Shiori has feelings back for Juri (but is expressing them in a truly fucked up way because she thinks she can’t keep Juri’s attention unless she has power over her) than it was in the show. While she and Juri are fighting Utena near the end, they both just kind of have a breakdown and Shiori lets her vulnerability actually show, they pull close to each other and straight up kiss (!!) then they both break away frantically with Juri saying “I don’t believe in miracles” and Shiori saying “I believe in miracles”, honestly I’d have to watch the whole thing again to give a full breakdown, but it was really interesting.

-Shiori’s actress was SO GOOD, she could alternate between sickeningly sweet and truly unhinged, you could just always FEEL she was a second from losing it. Akio did really well at giving me the creeps in every single scene as well.

-Like in the last musical, Saionji’s dorkiness is amped up in a way that makes him pretty fun to watch despite still being hot garbage, my favorite bit was when Utena knocks on the door while he’s living with Wakaba, he just STRAIGHT UP IS TOO INEPT TO FIGURE OUT WHERE TO HIDE in his panic, and poor Wakaba has to frustratedly shove him into a hiding place. Also, he later pretends to be a statue when Juri sees him. Also at one point Miki and Juri just straight up shove him out of the way, such is their disdain, it’s great.

-during said incident where Utena comes to visit Wakaba, Wakaba not only does the “I’M PRAYING! I’M VERY RELIGIOUS!” thing but also pretends she was “practicing transforming like a superhero” and yells “HENSHIN!” Utena offers her Anthy’s casserole which she says “tastes like the inside of a kendo mask” wow how could she NOT want it when you sell it like that Utena.

- the musical also gets more into the fallout of Wakaba’s duel! At the end of it, Utena cradles Wakaba in her arms, sobbing and shouting “WHO WOULD DO THIS? UNFORGIVEABLE!” Afterward, she’s worried Wakaba isn’t coming to school and isn’t answering her when she knocks on her dorm door, and says “I’m sure like the others she doesn’t remember the duel, I wonder if it has something to do with Saionji coming back.” (WOW BABY MADE AN OBVIOUS CONNECTION! I’M SO PROUD OF HER! no i really am) 

but then Wakaba comes to visit with her own (better than Anthy’s of course) casserole all cheerful and Utena’s like “oh i didn’t have to worry!” (oh honey why must you always accept everything at face value) and they sing this WHOLE CHEESY SONG about the power of friendship while Anthy just sits there with her empty glassy eyed smile CLEARLY DYING INSIDE but near the end Utena nudges her into participating and she seems to kinda start to enjoy it, because she keeps singing it even while going to sit beside Akio on the couch and he looks SO ANNOYED. 

-THEY INCLUDE THE NANAMI COW PLOT BECAUSE HOW COULD THEY NOT. There’s a part where Utena asks Miki why he won’t just tell her and he’s like “well she’s so confident now!” and it’s a genuinely funny asshole moment from him, LIKE LACK OF OUTWARD CONFIDENCE WAS EVER NANAMI’S PROBLEM. 

I guess the main nitpick I have about the musical(s) is Nanami’s role IS pretty much completely reduced to comic relief, and the cow thing is her only real plotline in this- I was kinda hoping they’d fold her first duel into the Black Rose arc since it’d be pretty easy to, just have her be Touga’s duelist, but alas (I can see why they didn’t, it’d be a time crunch). Her arc was one of my favorites in the anime, so its a shame. Like yeah, a large part of her screentime were the comic relief episodes, but even those often gave us a look at the underlying insecurities that drove her. Even the cow episode has that sequence where she dreamed that now that she was fully a cow, her brother was sending her to the slaughterhouse. It showed that she was (rightly) terrified her brother would discard her at the slightest provocation, and was well aware of how he was. But even that part wasn’t in the musical.

There WAS a great moment however, when she ascended as student council president and Miki’s like “uhhhh are you a duelist? since when” and she was like “yeah I dueled Utena Tenjou last time” and looked at the audience and is like “JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T SEE IT DOESN’T MEAN IT DIDN’T HAPPEN” so that at least confirms her arc still takes place in the canon of the musical it’s all just offscreen lol. I love that Nanami has the ability to break the fourth wall, she also thanks the stagehand at one point. There’s also an ongoing arc between her and Wakaba of all people, she kind of bullied her in the first musical, but in this one she got jealous of Wakaba during the moment she was “special” and tried competing with her as she sang. Then Wakaba successfully berated her into CARRYING A SETPIECE OFFSTAGE so they could change scenes.

- Anthy remains fantastic, she still has that super-lowkey creepy laugh that she did when Utena asked if the projector was her brother. You could also just REALLY see how uncertain and guilty she was about the whole Mamiya thing, and at the end there’s this part where while Akio is talking to her about her role in all of it, Utena’s running around looking for her, and then Anthy finally runs to her, and Utena says “I’ve got you” while standing behind her and kinda cradling her in that possessive/princely pose and Anthy just has this thousand yard terrified stare that’s full of guilt and conflict and a million other things and it cuts to black and it’s SO UNSETTLING, I got chills.

Anyway yeah, it’s a FANTASTIC show uttely fully of love for the story and good understanding of its themes, and I can’t wait to watch it again, there’s a million little things I missed or can’t remember enough to post about here, so maybe next time I see it I’ll try writing down some more stuff right after.

[stuckinakillingjar]

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OMG THANK YOUUU OK OK WAIT

30. rank your order: jojo main villains

1. kira yoshikage, he made part 4 a lot better and less boring, and it kept me on my toes the whole time. idk about you but the whole serial killer thing was so interesting and his plans and ways of escaping the main cast were so clever and exciting to follow. also his whole like appearance and stand are so cool to me especially because of the queen references. in the end you just wanted him to finally get caught, araki definitely did a good job at making him lowkey overpowered and hateable. i find it funny how he died by getting run over by a car/ambulance of all things lmao

2. dio brando. i fucking despise this bitch with all of my being but he's hot and i found him hilarious in part 1. well not really in the last episode/chapters on the boat because he killed jonathan and ruined my beloved erina's life but yeah. oh and he killed basically everyone in part 3 which is my favorite part. i also don't really get whatever the fuck his motivations are, this asshole literally woke up one day and went "yeah i wanna kill all of the joestars and get their money" or something and then proceeded to ruin the joestar's life for 100+ years without even being present for half of that time. yeah dio is a bastard but slay ig

3. the pillar men, especially kars. tbh my main point for liking kars is that he's funny as hell. wham and acdc i don't have much to say about. i found the whole thing with wham and joseph lowkey dumb, because wham deadass killed caesar and joseph was having a mental breakdown over it, but in the end they still kind of liked each other?? it was just weird to me but ig that's just joseph.

4. diavolo and doppio. to be completely honest i don't like those two (or him?? idk let's just talk about them as two seperate people) AT ALL. diavolo's stand is confusing as fuck, i don't get why so many people love him so much because i don't really see what his whole like...evil thing is??? like ig he wanted to kill his daughter (i am not excusing that btw) but like...that's it?? and there's this whole thing with the drugs in passione but like ok. they make him seem like he's the devil incarnate (as his name literally says) when he didn't even do all that much in comparison to mfs like dio who made a mother eat her own child and shit like that. idk the last arc of gw was exciting but i remember being incredibly underwhelmed by diavolo when i watched the anime

i didn't include pucci, funny valentine and that dude from part 8 because i haven't read the last two yet and i'm still at the beginning of stone ocean so i don't know much about pucci

50. if you had a stand what would you name it?

i think it is veryyyy obvious what i'm gonna say rn. demolition lovers stand as a reference to my chemical romance. don't know what powers it would have tho. probably something blood related.

55. which non human character do you like the best?

idk why tf iggy was the first character that came to my mind 😭 but yeah him ig he's funny as hell and his death was one of the few ones that actually made me cry

thank you so much for sending the ask omggg

[swearronchanel]

As per request, 2.05

You guys have been so freaking sweet and kind  to me with your feedback since I started making these ridiculous posts, it’s insane but I love it!❣️ I literally started these as a joke because my one friend who watches call the midwife didn’t pick up the phone (and bc I was under the influence whoops hahaha it happens) but now I have so much fun posting every week! I’m sure I won’t stop these any time soon (what will I do when this series is over until Christmas? Yikes lets not talk about it yet)  Anyways @marialujan22 requested I rewatch and post for 2x5 & shit it’s been a while since I’ve watched series 2 but I couldn’t say no! Besides Im in a good mood because I have 10 days till spring break & only like 8 weeks left in the semester so here we go ..

idk if I’m mentally prepared for this

THE BIKE SONG I LOVE IT

“Somewhere far away, scientist we’re working on a magic pill, rumored to make pregnancy a case of choice..” Hell yea birth control, deff a magic pill in my opinion

Crazy that it took 3 series for the pill to become a thing & then there was still lame ass government guidelines

Jenny Lee! lol I often forget about her sorry not sorry, I liked her but she left. ya no importa

I love how “mature jenny” still narrates even though her character is never even mentioned anymore #letmenarrate lol jk I like Vanessa Redgrave’s voice

“Meanwhile other scientists were trying to send humans to the moon” fuck yea Hidden Figures

If CtM went up until 1969 that’d be lit, like the episode on mad men when they watched the moon landing! Just replace them with nuns and nurses and babies & replace the liquor for tea 😂

Shit I’ve said typed so much already

SISTER MJ💕 I wanna smack myself she’s brushing her teeth & I thought of that stupid toothbrush song from last week’s episode kill me

Nora’s pregnant again uh oh

Cynthia! SISTER E! Jane! It’s been so long

My bby Trixie 💕😍 I miss her pin curls! But now she’s serving those 60s looks so I’m here for it all

“Take that off this minute before you go to hell” LMAO TRIX YOU CANT TELL KIDS THAT

lol who am I kidding I would’ve said the same

I love sister Monica Joan, id quote everything she ever says but that’s too much work

Vicar’s wife? But who was the vicar?

LMAO WAIT DOESNT SISTER MJ FAKE A HEART ATTACK??

YES SHE DID IM DEAD I LOVE HER, WELL IT WAS LIKE ANGINA BUT IDC STILL FUNNY CAUSE SHE DIDNT WANNA GO

PRECIOUS SISTER BERNADETTE 😭💕

I STILL CANT BELIEVE MY BBY SHELAGH WAS A NUN, ITS SO STRANGE TO GO BACK AND SEE HER IN THE HABIT, LIKE YOURE PREGNANT NOW, WITH DR TURNERS BABYYY!!

anyone else really wanted to know how she was going to tell Sister Julienne “um i was already done with being a nun and now im love sick, I can’t stop thinking about Dr Turner so  I gotta ditch this habit”

damn I feel so bad like she did not want another baby & had no choice but to deal with it

No Jenny, tea is not gonna help right now

And heres the lady that scammed her

How much is 2 guinnis ? Idk how to spell that u already know I’m an ignorant American

Did she really tell a married woman keep her legs closed? It Doesn’t even matter if she was married or not like who are u anyway?? I would’ve bitch slapped her too, good for u Nora

Sister MJ saying her horoscope was right, we are the same😭

Wtf is spotted dick? Also I laughed because I’m immature Lmaoo

Sister J eating the pudding, she knows how to get to sister MJ 😂 I love them

Trixie teasing Jane about the Reverend lol aw

“I can’t knit I had a heart attack this morning” ME TRYING TO GET OUT OF THINGS

8 kids in one bedroom though yikes

Cute and classic bedroom moments 😭💕

“Naughty version of eggnog” like coquito? Lol nah, coquito is the bomb

IM CRYING SISTER BERNADETTE LOOKING IN THE DOORWAY

THIS BREAKS MY HEART EVERYTIME

THEY FUCKING CLOSED THE DOOR ON HER, MY BBY. I WANT TO HUG HER 💔💔💔 she deserves the world

Who is this irrelevant ass vicars wife? “Cherrio”

I’m so sorry Nora

Ew wtf a rat just bit the baby?

“Just tell me what you want sister” SHE WANTS YOU DOCTOR

THE WAY THEYRE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER OMG IM SHOOK

WHAT THE HELL TIM WHY DID YOU RUIN THE MOMENT ?!

sister MJ wants to roll bandages, make it happen! lol I love that Cynthia and Jane unwrap them all for her 😭

Aww i love babies !! but that one with a funny nose uhh

SISTER BERNADETTE BLOWING THE WHISTLE AND CHEERING 💕 MY HEART SHE IS SO ADORABLE

Aw I wish Trixie could have another scene going through old pictures and maybe share old stories with the new nurses💔 unlikely but you know I can hope. SHE DID HAVE THAT PHOTO OF HER AND CYNTHIA ON HER MIRROR LAST SUNDAY💕

“I’m a woman on a mission” beatrix, light in my life

Curly locks lol, when I was younger I  was called Shirley temple and when I dyed my hair I was called Goldie locks.. mind u that lasted into high school 😂 I’m staying blonde for good though, I don’t think I can pull off anything else

DONT GO OUT WITH HIM TRIXIE, HE’S TRASH

Laura Main’s angelic voice ✨👼🏼

who am I kidding she’s an angel

you know what would be fun and a dream? to go out with the ctm cast and get drunk and take trashy snapchat videos singing

Gin & a hot bath??

Trixie looked him up lol, good move

BUT HE’S STILL TRASH and an asshole

Pickle knife ?

again, this irrelevant vicar’s wife? vete ya

Everyone thinks Sister MJ is senile but she knows what’s up with Sister Bernadette..

“..but is all blank sadness and continued tears”  MY HEART💔 sister Bernadette/Shelagh has spent the majority of this show crying/being sad/distressed ugh!! Laura Main plays is beautifully but I CRY!? Let her be uninterruptedly happy please 😭💕

she (and helen) ruined me tbh, I used to have dignity

Is Jenny really naive or is she just pretending not to understand??

SEE SISTER BERNADETTE IS ON SCREEN AGAIN & IS UPSET

“I almost wish I was physically ill..” okay bRb CRYIN. THIS IS WHY I CANT WATCH THESE OLDER EPISODES I CRY TOO MUCH, I DONT LIKE TO SEE HER UNHAPPY

Remember when I started the show and didn’t know it was gonna ruin my life? Or before I grew attached? Yea me neither lmaoo those were the days when I thought downton killed me. I Didn’t know what was coming 😂 still love downton though rip #downtonmoviepls

Knitting needles?? aye dios mio

HA GREMLIN TIM AND JACK

Again how much is a gunniea and how do I spell it? I could google it but I’m busy here

She was willing to sell her wedding ring and risk her life for an unprofessional abortion. DO YOU SEE THE ISSUE? This isn’t just the a period drama either. Shit is real

“Are babies more valued because they can survive or do they survive beside they are more valued?” good question sis

lol Jane was so sweet and just bounced with no word

AT LEAST I KNOW WHERE SHE WENT THOUGH, THANKS FOR THAT NZ CUT SCENE

Trixie being a babe and getting ready to do her nails 😍💕 I wish I could do mine well but I’m trash and so I pay to get them done

The cross cutting in this scene is crazy but so well done (& yes look at me using real terms lol, I took a Music in film class last semester and had to know editing techniques 😂, I did fairly well too)

I really don’t know how she survived this

My bby trixie looking gorgeous as per usual. I love her so much, Helen u kill me

NO COÑFIO TRIXIE, HE’S NO GOOD

Haha why did I not remember the Gone With The Wind reference? Cynthia was so cute, I miss her carefree and happy

FRECO MOVE YOUR DAMN HAND, YOU ARE TRASH.

HE’S FICTIONAL BUT ID STILL FIGHT HIM

my poor bby😭💔 it is not your fault , he’s trash!! But this moment between the nurses warmed my cold heart

“Matrons in charge, virgins of iron” 😭😭

Aw Earth Angel playing, ✨🎼 I highkey pop to 50s/60s pandora stations

Jenny yes it’s illegal but do you think that matters rn??

TIM AS MAID MARION LMAO

Sister Bernadette looking at Dr Turner ah omg 😭they’ve come so far.

It’s not your fault Jenny but you should’ve told someone

Sister B & Tim won 👏🏼

LMAO ALL I CAN THINK OF IS THAT POST “WOAH CALM DOWN IM JUST TRYNA DATE YOUR DAD”

and she’s down, and the glasses flew

“You’ve hurt your hand” “well I’m sure there’s no need to amputate” ah sister b/shelagh lowkey has some of the funniest lines she just slips them in and people miss them !!

Here it comes ..

THE MOMENT..

“Would you like me to have a look at that?” UHM YEA

No but seriously I can barely remember what I thought when I first watched this but I knew something was gonna happen because a nurse can handle her own damn cut & well you know, she was in love with him

HE KISSED HER HAND. A fucking doctor kissed a nuns hand people, how scandalous & this was THE MOMENT I KNEW I WAS CORRUPT AND WAS GOING TO HELL, I AM SATAN I WANTED THE DOCTOR TO KISS A FREAKING NUN ON THE MOUTH LIKE WTF WHO RAISED ME? MY MOTHER WANTED IT TOO SO IDK BUT THIS KILLED ME, LIKE R.I.P HERE LIES GABBY, I WAS IN THE GROUND DECEASED. I’m actual trash. Someone dispose of me in the proper bin #recyle

for real, this is when I really knew that I was never going to love any other show like this and I allowed it to ruin me

BUT HONESTLY WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING? THATS A BOLD MOVE

BOLD IN GENERAL BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW IF SHE LIKES YOU BUT BOLD x1000 BC SHE IS A NUN, YOU KNOW MARRIED TO GOD, VOW OF CHASITY AND ALL THAt??

What if she would’ve freaked tf out or told sister Julienne? I don’t even know. I’ll just be grateful for how things turned out

“At this moment I only know I’m not turning my back on you because of you but I’m doing it because of him” AHHHH, DONT WORRY BBY GOD LOVES U AND UNDERSTANDS YOU LOVE HIM AND THE DOCTOR, LOSE THAT HABIT AND GO PROPERLY KISS PATRICK 😭

Sister MJ judging the baby contest is the purest thing & I need it to cleanse my disgusting soul that wants a dr to get with a nun #notsorrythough

“In Nonnatus we were good at tending other’s wounds and there were times I felt we were all each other’s children..” brb I’m crying I love that they’re like a family 😭💕💔

I’m so happy they didn’t kill Nora and she actually was happy in the end. I really wasn’t sure for a moment (obviously when I first watched lol)

“ Free reliable contraception came too late to help her, but in time the scientists triumphed. Her daughters and granddaughters lives remained transfigured, long after man left fleeting footprints on the moon.” Vanessa always knowing what to say in the end.

Lets see how the pill is going to be reintroduced this series, I’m interested  in how it’s going to play out.

I’ve said that so many times though so I’ll be done

The End.

[gaspardcaderousse]

the dogther (rubber)........ and vanilla ;3c

rubber soul:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: depends on if we’re talking canon or my headcanons for how she is privately tbh? in canon, i appreciate her sense of “humor”, lmao. w hcs, it’s her devotion to those she cares about.worst quality: arrogance. like, dude. chill. ship them with: steely dan and devo!!brotp them with: telence tbhneeds to stay away from: jotaro?? jotaro. definitely. misc. thoughts: gosh i love rubber. like my whole interpretation of her is heavily, heavily hc based (especially post-sdc) and that is kind of what i’ve attached myself to but she’s honestly wonderful and very amusing to watch in canon, as little as she may appear. i feel like we’re a little bit similar?? lmao

vanilla ice:

general opinion: fall in a hole and die | don’t like them | eh | they’re fine I guess | like them! | love them | actual love of my life hotness level: get away from me | meh | neutral | theoretically hot but not my type | pretty hot | gorgeous! | 10/10 would banghogwarts house: gryffindor | slytherin | ravenclaw | hufflepuffbest quality: dedication, dude. holy shit. worst quality: willingness to kill avdol she.. definitely has a disregard for her own wellbeing.ship them with: telence! also lowkey dio but it’s. it’s p fucked up and less of a ship and more of an interest??brotp them with: idk if i have any?? rubber in an AU maybeneeds to stay away from: AVDOL. DON’T KILL HIM. also polnareff holy fucking shit dude. dio too. give her someone better to pledge her loyalty to (maybe someone who will try to make her consider herself more jfc)misc. thoughts: vanilla makes me emo tbh. i love her but like ... is she ever happy. no. the answer is no. let her be happy dude fuck