#Diego rizzing up Sergio

[han-merlin]

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Sergio rizzing up his new coach: part 3.

Everyone else gets handshakes and shoulder pats. Sergio (and Raki) get consolation hugs. This is favouritism at its finest.

Bonus points for this guy:

He knows wassup

[han-merlin]

At this point I'm almost getting ashamed of myself.

Sergio rizzing up his new coach: part 4.

Gotta get the ass slaps in 🙄

[han-merlin]

THE IDIOT IS BACK IN TRAINING it has been 85 years and the first order of business?

1. Being annoying and jumping on people

2. Bullying Raki

3. Making Diego smile wider than that man has on any camera footage in two weeks look I'm sorry but I can't let "Sergio Rizzing Up Diego" die, especially since I am apparently being blamed with the whole initial creation of the tag on ao3, like sorry not sorry I will never stop, that is Diego's emotional support idiot

Missed his dumb ass

[han-merlin]

And now that that's over-

Second of all: it has been brought to my attention that in my absence ONE OF YOU ABSOLUTE LUNATICS WROTE DIEGO SERGIO FIC AND BLAMED IT ON ME PERSONALLY

I'M LOSING MY MIND 😭😭 WHO 🔫

IT'S GLORIOUS THIS IS THE BEST WORST FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER CAUSED

"SERGIO RAMOS RIZZING UP HIS NEW COACH" LEGENDARY I've been laughing so hard, I'm obsessed and I love you.

[han-merlin]

You know what, I'm going to make this a series now, because they amuse me, the hug in the tunnel was questionably tight, and it's kinda cute how smiley these two old ass men can be 😌.

Sergio rizzing up his new coach: part 2.

Nobody is immune to the Ramos Rizz.

[han-merlin]

lmaoo I’m the anon who wrote fic I'm glad you liked it 😭😭😭 look you can’t not post about diego looking at sergio ramos' ASS and expect people not too take matters into their own hands im sorry to be the bearer of bad news but y e s i am absolutely blaming you personally

no, in all seriousness it was sm fun to write 😭😭 i love your stupid ass posts sm it’s ridiculous

had to steal your tags as well sergio ramos rizzing up his coach is GLORIOUS HHHRRRR

BRUH. ANON. WHO ARE YOU. I LOVE YOU.

Funniest thing I had read in years I was losing my damn mind

I FOUND OUT ABOUT IT IN THE MOST CURSED WAY POSSIBLE. MY IRL FRIEND, WHO DOESN'T KNOW MY TUMBLR AND DOESN'T FOLLOW MY IDIOCY HERE, SENT ME A SCREENSHOT OF IT LAUGHING LIKE "Oh ao3 jumped on the Sergio Coach bandwagon really quickly"

And I just started at it for a minute like NOW HOLD ON JUST A SECOND and had to tell them that was my damn bullshit tag and then we fucking LOST IT FOR THREE HOURS IN A ROW

It was even more ridiculous cos bro the way you write is almost identical to the way I talk and every sentence of "Sergio is so fucking stupid but his smile and his eyes..." my friend was just sending to me like "ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDN'T WRITE THIS???" And I had to convince them that NO

But seriously it was glorious I am indebted to you.

And yes thank you my stupid ass posts are the best thing I've ever produced and they're awful but I love them, everything is hilarious. Yeah "Sergio rizzing up his coach" is one of the worse things I've ever created but also one of my proudest moments now

Absolutely love you anon

[han-merlin]

DIEGO YOUR HAND IS ON SERGIO'S ASS WAY TOO QUICKLY YOU ARE. ON. LIVE. TELEVISION.

CAUGHT IN 4K AGAIN

HAVE YOU NO SHAME

SIR

[han-merlin]

Tune into the Sevilla stream and the first thing I see?

Stream of the locker room pre-match and Coach Diego is staring directly at Sergio's ass as he gets dressed everyone else just walking around like This Is Fine. I'm fucking hollering I can't make this up

CAUGHT IN 4K ON LIVE TV 💀

[han-merlin]

So. Sergio has already rizzed up his new coach. 😌 And I couldn't be more proud. That there's my idiot who's gotta get everyone on his team ever to love him 😌😌

Sergio Ramos & Sevilla coach Diego Alonso

That's a rather tight hug you've got going on there buddy

Look how pleased they are 😌

Anyway obviously I approve. Any coach that seems this pleased to work with Sergio is a win in my book. Especially after whatever the fuck Galtier and Enrique were.

And a draw against Madrid with Sevilla on his debut game is a damn solid start too, I'm excited tbh 👀