#Die Passion

[juliaandthephantoms]

Die Passion so:

[hekate1308]

Ok but do people actually know that German TV channel RTL did a live-broadcast of The Passion of the Christ on Good Friday 2022, only that they decided to make it a musical and cast the winner of the first-ever season of Deutschland sucht den Superstar (German American Idol) as Jesus and that after all of that they didn't even write original songs but used famous German pop ballads and it was already so over the top it went straight from garbage to glorious and so the betrayal happens but SOMEONE looked at Judas selling Jesus for thirty pieces of silver and went "Hey guys you know what let's have Jesus and Judas sing one of the most famous German breakup ballads of the last twenty years at each other right before Judas kisses Jesus and NOT EVEN CHANGE THE LYRICS" do people know that because I myself have to check now and then that it wasn't just some fanfiction fever-dream

I am not kidding.

[this-here-is-not-singing]

@german tumblr WHY are we not talking about RTLs rendition of The Passion this year???

I just suffered untold amounts of psychic damage watching Jimmy Blue Ochsenknecht as Judas sing Falco's Out of the Dark at Jesus, I cannot suffer this alone

[jimjamjomjum]

The parallels between these two haunt me.

[nukbody]

Resident lover reminded me of my true priority in life which is pulling milfs

[adriles]

Wow some of you are really mad at me. Probably b/c i maimed & killed your friends, brothers, fathers, and sons on the field of battle. Thats ok though. Im fated to die soon

[faresong]

potatoe

[mysterycitrus]

YOUNG !! just us *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[thed011iest0ffthemall]

Me and him in my dream

[psykopaths]

Manifesting ✨️

[1800-lemon-boy]

Friendly reminder that a lot of the characters that blatantly show autism traits are overlooked (Will, Jason) or seen as strange/scary (Nico, Leo, Annabeth)

<33

[cpn86457]

SeriRei 🥰

[oswaldpettyeyeart]

slowly chipping away at bury the bully animatic, starting with a character lineup! click for better quality.

[hiraya-sa-dilim]

not moving on from how louis so far surpassed the bare minimum of saving daniel's life? how he could've just let daniel walk away and call it a day but he sat him down and armed him not only against the past few days but the rest of daniel's damn life?? how daniel's had it horrible since, but in spite all his losses, he had something??? how he had the hope of being someone and mattering and he held on to it for 50 long years?? and it worked??? it helped him survive over and over and over???? a shit life is better than no life at all and daniel lived because louis chose to help him??!???

[swingingthehatchetnow]

Okay so here’s my Broadway nerd coming out, but if a Starkid show (especially hatchetfield) ever made it to Broadway, I think they should have the stage be something other than a standard proscenium stage.

What else could they do, you may ask. Well let me introduce my good friend: Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812.

Check this shit out:

And if it’s not clear, here (marked in blue) is where some of the audience seats are:

One of my favorite things is the Starkid actors interacting with the audience. If they did something like Great Comet did, this would allow for that, because with Broadway theatres, it’s so much harder to go from the stage to the audience and back.

In fact, part of me really really wants to make my own blocking for NPMD using the layout of the Great Comet stage.

This specific design worked well for Great Comet because they had a lot of spectacle and many more actors, and I believe this stage was built specifically inspired by Russian designs for the time, so it wouldn’t be the best option if, for example, NPMD went to Broadway with the cast size it had with Starkid. But, I really think this would be a really cool way to watch a Starkid show, if they got a funky stage like this.

Just imagine watching Hatchet Town, and when the blame is going around, not only is it going around in front of you, but the blame going around AROUND you. Max chasing Richie all around. Think about Ruth singing Just For Once, moving all around that big empty space meant for like,, two dozen or so people dancing, but she’s the only one. Ugh. I love theater.

[zarnzarn]

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athena, scowling as she gets bullied into marrying the people she pined over for the last 1000 years, suddenly realising something: wait a minute

odysseus: what?

athena, frozen: wait a damn minute you know what this gives me rights to do

penelope, also realising: oh fuck yes

odysseus: I don't like the sound of whatever's happening here what are you two fucking talking about?

athena, grabbing the marriage wine and tossing it back, then kissing her new wife and husband and handing penelope a spear as she picks up a mace: we'll be back shortly, you can start celebrations without us.

penelope: do u have anything that can start a fire

athena, pulling out an old contract and scanning it before throwing it over her shoulder: yes. are you scared of heights or can we fly.

penelope: fucking bring it I've waited years for this moment

zeus: where are they going

hermes, picking up the contract: they're going to... Ogygia? Oh fucking shit they're going to fucking kill Calypso- hey, hello, WAIT-