#Did i have the Doflamingo and Green Goblin comparison in my sleep. yes yes i did

[maelysgriffonne]

The Avengers thinking Luffy is Nika, Thor would be confused because his old friend Nika is totally different (Other gods from others mythology are canon in the MCU now). But I don't think they would be has surprised I mean look at what they already got through, just the baby of the Avengers befriend a God would be normal at this point.

Until Robin explained what devil fruit are and that Luffy isn't technically Nika but a representation (that kinda how I see it).

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OH GOD MY FEELS!?

Once back home Peter just totally crash in the arms of Tony from all this crying.

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After that day Peter is ban from the kitchen until Sanji is awake.

Zoro would used this to annoyed Sanji.

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They make a list of were they find him asleep, the weirdest one so far is when Robin found him in one of the small top shelf in the library.

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He would 100% go to Luffy when he is having a sensory overlod. And yes he will feel asleep on Luffy everytime after it pass.

The first few time Robin and Nami coo at him because he was purring he was so embarrassed he end up on curld up on the ceiling in a corner with a red face.

Zoro just doesn't care and he even have a new gym buddy (he didn't thinks it was a good idea when Peter proposed until Pete just left one of his heaviest weights like there nothing).

Sanji would totally be horrified when Peter bent in very unhumanly ways and like the little shit that Peter is, he would totally amused himself with scary Sanji with is more spidery side.

Inventor Bros! Invertor Bros!! Peter, Ussop and Franky would spend hours just creating shit together.

Poor Chopper X)

And yes Granpa Brook all the way, they would also do so much stupid jokes and you now it.

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Need to know Peter is good with his fist yes but God dame if he is a king with his words and qips. He can get out of any situation by annoying the fuck out the enemy but just rambling and he know it.

The first persons to see that were Ussop and Nami, the three of them were captured by a marine group.

When they were all together in the interrogations room, Peter apologized to them for what he was going to do (both were extremely confused), took a big breath and even before on of the marine ask a question he just start to speak one hundred miles per hour about some random shit. He continu on and on until the marines were crying and plead him to stop.

When he finish the marines were relieved and were going to finally be able to ask some question until Peter say this " you know when you look at someone you captured that start to speak don't concentrate on there mouth but on there hands", while he say this he just show his uncuffed hands and just beat everyone unconscious. He turn around and free Ussop and Nami who were both shocked about what he just did.

A second time was with Robin. She and Peter were fighting someone and Peter kept on quiping and making jokes about the enemy. She noticed that with every jokes and quips, the persone they were fighting got angrier and angrier and start to focus more on Peter leaving more blindspot and weaknesses for Robin to used and attack. She ask him about it when they were done fighting and he just say.

"Oh yeah I do that so the enemy get so angry he forget to protect his weakness point, but that not the only reason I do it. I also do it to calm myself and other in fights against others"

The last time was when he bet with Nami that he can make Zoro and Sanji fight with just one phrase and Nami say two.

So when everyone was on the deck Peter just look at Zoro and Sanji and say this " Man in a strength competition I wonder who is the strongest between the two of you because kicks and swords can be has deadly has each other" and just like that both start fighting while Peter look at them. With a shit eating grin he turn to Namy and say "I won" while Nami and the other were just shocked.

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I also think that the first time Peter see and ear Doflamingo (don't ask how he was here he just was) he almost had a panick attack because at that moment he didn't saw Doflamingo but Green Goblin.

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Imagine this:

Observation Haki + Spider-sens

Or:

Armement Haki + Peter strength (Peter is canonicly able to punch a T-Rex unconscious)

Peter would be fucking unstoppable.

Ok so I had an idea about One Piece that got stuck in mind and I need to tell someone.

So the idea Spider-man x One Piece or literally Peter ending up in the Sunny after some multiverse shenanigans. Why this idea, well for some time now I thought that Peter and Luffy were similar in many ways (that could just be me and my biased ass) like, both are teenagers who want to follows there dreams and be free but got ways to much trauma but still continu to smile as if nothings happened, both surrounded themselves with trusted friends and family, both are afraid of being alone, both are very good to read other people and give second chances and in both of there own fandoms are seen as clown jesus and sunshines.

But anyways Peter need some serious therapy (since fuck No Way Home and what it did to my feeling and my hearts) in the form of an hyperactive rubberman. And Luffy while also get therapy by this spidery nerd even if he like it or not.

Plus an things for this popped in my mind before I feel asleep:

One positively starve-touched enhanced teenager that will stick to you till he consciously let go + another positively starve-touched rubber enhanced teenager that will wrap his arms around you multiple time like an octopus = Ultimate cuddles buddies :D !!!

Ok that all sorry if that seems a lot but I really need to tell someone from the One Piece fandom since I restarted to hyperfocus on it some days ago.

omfg yes

Zoro: what do you have there Luffy?

Luffy, with Peter full on suit and hiding behind him: a smoothie