#Dick looks at Tim and sees the adorable 12-year-old with big ol' blue eyes who begged him to be Robin again
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I need Dick to be completely delusional about Tim and consider him to be his nicest, most helpful, and most well-behaved sibling.
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Tim: I have never done anything wrong, ever, in my life.
Dick: I know this and I love you ๐Ÿฅฐ
Jason: ...Dick, are you fucking HIGH???
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Dick: You should consider trying to be more like Tim! He's always such a well-behaved angel โค๏ธ
Tim: Thank you, Dick ๐Ÿ˜‡
Damian:
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Dick: Tim is very kind and always so polite! He would never be mean to someone on purpose! โค๏ธ
Bruce, who is bullied by Tim an average of 4.5 times a day:
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Dick: Tim is an absolute sweetheart!
Cass: ... I do not think that word means what you think it does.
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Duke, staring at a warehouse that he and Tim just 'accidentally' blew up: ... So how mad do you think Dick is going to be at us?
Tim: Don't worry, I got this.
Dick, landing next to them: Holy explosion, Red Robin! What happened here?!?
Tim: I don't know ๐Ÿ˜”. It was like this when we got here ๐Ÿฅบ.
Duke, whispering: There is no way he's going to believe tha-
Dick: Oh no! Well, I'm just glad you two are safe!
Duke: ... Tim, I need you to teach me your ways.
Dick: hm? Did you say something, Duke?
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Dick: I don't get it! Why does everyone think Tim is some kind of crazed feral gremlin?!?
Alfred: I believe that is because they have in fact met Master Tim.
Dick: What was that? ๐Ÿ™ƒ
Alfred: ... ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ Truly it is a mystery for the ages.
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